1.) Deidara's school story

The akatsuki members are in the living room, well except hidan who is out grocery shopping. They are talking about their childhood and their school days.

Tobi: So sempi what was it like for you in school?
Deidara: Do i have to tell you guys?
Pein: Yes.
Deidara: Fine. Well when i was 10 years old i was going into fifth grade. My mom dropped me off at school. When i walked in people where staring at me. i just ignored them and went to my classroom. When i walked in the teacher said," class this is our new student welcome her.
Zetsu White Half: Wait the teacher thought you were a girl oh my god that is so funny.
Zetsu Black Half: You know when i first met you i thought the same thing.
Deidara:Shu... wait did you all think that?
Everyone: Yes
Tobi: Tobi didn't think that, Tobi knew you were a boy because if you were a girl you would have been attracted to everyone here even Tobi, but not Konan because konan is a girl.
Everyone sweatdrops.
Pein: okay well Deidara please continue with your uh interesting story.
Deidara: ok well i glared at the teacher and said " I'm a guy"
then teacher said, " oh i'm sorry it's just your hair..." "Shut up i get the all the time," i had said. And thats my story.

2.) Kakuzu's story

Pein: ok then lets have kakuzu go next
Kakuzu: "Ok well i was 13 years old. i was in 8th grade and it was lunch time. my parents make me buy my lunch with my own money so i was waiting in line..."
Hidan: oh jashin kakuzu don't tell this story please its horrible and embarassing.
Sasori: ok now i really want to here this
Kakuzu: okay as i was saying i was waiting in line with Hidan standing in front of me. We weren't friends at all then so i was waiting my turn to pay for my lunch and while hidan was getting mustard for his hot dog which was still in frint of me. The lunch lady asked me to pay 3 dollars and i was like 3 DOLLARS THAT'S RIDICULOUSE YOU EXPECT ME TO PAY 32 DOLLARS FOR A SANDWICH AND SOME MILK. she said yes, so i punched hidan in the back of the head and he fell on top of this girl in our class named Tora Kaguya Uchiha. She is Sasuke's and Itachi's older sister and he accidently kissed her then Itachi who was in our class but was 2 years younger since he skipped 5th and 6th grade and sasuke who was in 7th grade came over and kicked Hidan's butt. Then Tora yelled at them and kissed Hidan again.
Deidara: So Hidan is the girl your secretly meeting be this Tora character hmm?
Sasori: Yes is it her
Hidan: Kakuzu i told you not to tell that story.
Kakuzu: sorry couldn't help it and besides pein paid me to.
Pein: Yep
Konan: Tell us who this girl your secretly meeting is.
Mystery figure in black cloak: It's me
Hidan wait where you here the whole time.
Mystery person: Yes i was ( takes off cloak to reveal long orange hair red and black eyes, and an uchiha crest on her shirt.
Sasori: well judging by the uchiha crest on her shirt this would be Tora.
Tora: Yes i am Tora.
Kakuzu: well let's say thx to me Hidan finally got his first and only girlfriend.
Deidara: wait you've only had one girlfriend oh my god that is to funny.
Itachi: Tora you've been dating him!
Tora: yes shut up your not the boss of me.
Hidan: would you all shut up.
Everyone: NO!