Naruto is playin with a rubix cube in the hokage mansion,sitting in the chair,waiting for Sakura to come and fill his boredness,he hears a knocking,and ya,just read xD
Lee:You @$$- -dead-
Naruto:Somebody dig this in the backyard..
Naruto:thank you ^^-Hears nother knocking-come in!
Sakura:Naruto-kunn!-she ran and jumped over the desk on his lap-XD
Sakura:Hi Naruto-kun!!How you been?
Naruto:soo bored,until you came!!
Sakura:-grabs his crotch-
Sakura:are you getting a boner?
Naruto:maybe...yea,im getting a total boner...
Naruto:lets go home<.<
Sakura:use a condom when we get there though...
Naruto:-hears nother knocking-come in!
Ebisu:We have new intel on a new village:The village hiddne in crystals...
Naruto:That seems familiar..
Ebisu:It is located near suna,and you must know a password,to get into it.It is in a cave,and then its sky.We had double-agents study this,and they dont seem to know how its possible.
Naruto:hmm,cool,weird,but i need to see it for myself...
cliffhanger?P.S.i might be naruto :3