Naruto:well,i need a team..
Naruto:gaara,and sasuke,and you Sakura-chan.
Sakura:ok,ill get sasuke,you get Gaara!
Naruto:ok sakura-chan-calls gaara-
Naruto:Gaara,were goin to the crystal village,and your coming.
Gaara:im there,i need a damn mission for gods sake..
Naruto:ok,ill get Sakura-chan and Sasuke,and well be there ni a flash!
Slim shady:Yo,can i come broski?
Naruto:ofcourse em!!i love ur music(did he get sponsered for that-DUDE ST-srry guys,this damn guy..)
Em:ok bro lets go!-We go to the cave-
???:Did you say hokage?dont let him in!!!
Naru/sasu:MADARA!!!-we break open door-
Madara:GET OUT OF MY VILLAGE!
naruto:no..-he appeared next to madara,putting the kunai up to his neck,slicing it,and spitting on him-SCUM!
Me:-appears next to Naruto-Naruto..its a fake..
Naruto:i know...it was to--
Madara:FIRE STYLE:FIREBAL JUTSU!-flames fly at us-
Me:TIME-SPACE CONTINUEUM!-time stops,and i get a bucket of water,and throw it on the fire and kick madara in the face,as it unfreezes-
Madara:gahh!WHY YOU LITTLE!-he forms a handsign-EMS!!!
Naruto:-throws kunai at Madara,and he blocks,but i am right there,and get out a katana and slash his head off- Ok,lets investigate!-we investigate-
Em:Yo i found this thing...-throws to naruto-
Naruto:his secret for,for space time conitinueum...
Me:son,you couldve just asked me to teach it to you o_o
Naruto:ya,but this one is a lil stronger
Em:Minato,you just got dissed by your own boy,broski!xD
Me:shut up em...-we go back to village,and now...