Setting: While Naruto is fighting Pein (Or is it Pain? IDC) after “Pranks &amp; Team Hawk 2: Poisonous Gas” &amp; “Akatsuki’s Unforgettable Anniversary Celebration” so now Juugo’s the little kid.<br />
Somehow, Omoi, Karui &amp; Samui (The guys in chapter 417) found Team Hawk’s hideout. They told Raikage where is it and he stormed there immediately. On the way there, he met Killerbee...Raikage-Sama stopped with a “Screeechhh!!!!!”<br />
Killerbee: “Aniki(Big bro)??”<br />
Raikage: “Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *Runs over towards Bee and hugged him like Gai did to Lee*<br />
Killerbee: “Anikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” *Runs towards Raikage and hugged him*<br />
Raikage: “I thought those baddies sucked Hachibi out of you....*sniffle*”<br />
After some (youthful) conversation between the old brothers, they went to the hideout. Meanwhile there....<br />
Juugo: “Why don’t you fuckin’ fart while Killerbee is down, bitch??”<br />
Karin: “I don’t have sweet potatoes, deal with it!”<br />
Suigetsu: “I’m a little merman now, fuck,”<br />
Sasuke: “Shut up Triton or you’re a glass of hot water,”<br />
Suddenly, the door opened rudely...by Killerbee &amp; Raikage.<br />
Killerbee: “Aniki, those baddies beat me up!”<br />
Raikage: “Okay bee, I’ll beat them!”<br />
Killerbee: “Temo (But) aniki, the guy with the white shirt did th worst! He burned me and stuff!! Waaah!”<br />
Sasuke (Thinking): “O shit!”<br />
Sasuke was helpless. Karin can’t fight and the group don’t know when she’ll fart. Juugo’s a little kid now. Suigetsu lost his sword. Sasuke’s left alone. ALONE.<br />
Smirking, Raikage blew Sasuke like Killerbee did on chapter 413, but of course with a “little” touch of lightning on the fist. This time, Sasuke breathed his last when he hit the ground. Karin screamed. Juugo went towards Raikage but got bitchslapped and lost conciousness.<br />
But there is a light of hope. Is it Naruto? Kakashi? Or even Sakura?<br />
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It was Karin. She farted! A spectacular one that it woke up the dead...and stinked the old but youthful brothers away that they passed out. And I mean it. It woke Sasuke up. WTF!?!?!?! They took carre of Sasuke, went away for a while til the oldies leave in frustration then come back 2 the original place :D