Asuma’s bachelor party<br />
Naruto: I’m here believe it party master uzimaki naruto is singing in. Asuma: well…um…ok then, welcome, the party will soon begin just a few more guests on the list. Guy: guy and lee is here the explosion of youth and manly bonding will start now, Where’s the <br />
Sign that says no girls allowed. <br />
Asuma: well guy there will be girls’ stripers in fact.<br />
Neji: “there will be” meaning there not here yet, then whose ass have I been drooling over all the<br />
Way here. Choji what’s that ass doing on your body.<br />
Choji: all the barbeque goes straight to my hips.<br />
Neji: aww man I’ll have night mares for a month.<br />
Asuma: well then come on in.<br />
jiriah: hey don’t close the door this is the gig right I’m jiriah sannin jigalow fa higha I herd we have <br />
A party here.<br />
Asuma: oh my god, Jiriah Sama this is my bachelor party so I want female stripers. <br />
Jiriah: Oh I see, I thought this was kur... Kur… kuricki’s place yeah that’s right kuricki. <br />
Asuma: kuricki I’ve never heard that name before. <br />
Jiriah: oh look at the time your not gonna keep me out are you let’s go in. <br />
Asuma: only one person left on the list kakash…<br />
Kakashi: (boom) just in time I’m the last one here right. I’m so cool<br />
Naruto: hey sensei going for the fashionably late entrance or were you jerking off again.<br />
Kakashi: w-what are you talking about <br />
Naruto: well one, you have the new make out paradise and a bottle of moisturizer in your left hand<br />
And you have a little something on your right hand<br />
Kakashi: sharingan! What you all see here is hair jell have some.<br />
Everyone: just hair jell<br />
Asuma: aww what was that just now... That’s everyone lets start the party.<br />
Jiriah: wait you can’t start without the girls, naruto it’s time for the new technique.<br />
Naruto: ok here I go shadow clone jutsu. <br />
Kakashi: he’s gonna do it, sharingan.<br />
Neji: this should be good, byakugan.<br />
Naruto: perverted sexy jutsu two, girl on girl version <br />
Everyone: (nose bleed)<br />
Naruto: release, is everyone alright, I guess I over did it a bit.<br />
Asuma: the girls are here<br />
Girls: we are your entertainment for the evening the girls from the hidden strip club village.<br />
Girl 1: yamato right, don’t you like me why aren’t you hard.<br />
Yamato: wood element ninjutsu wood revival.<br />
Girl 1: oh my.<br />
Girl 2: Jiriah, Jiriah long time no see why don’t we continue from where we left off last time <br />
Jiriah: to the bed room then, after you. Summoning jutsu little blue pills. These things are life savers.<br />
Girl 3: shikamaru would you like to touch me here <br />
Shikamaru: err, um how troublesome, well temari has strict rules about these thing so no touching, <br />
But if it was against my will then… hey you got hand cuffs right<br />
Girl 4: Sasuke why won’t you play with me.<br />
Sasuke: all I care about, the only person that truly matters is my brother.<br />
Shikamaru: what a fag