^ Strawbery ones..yeah
< loves tab
v loves tab

^ sorry i do not love her
< /////////////////////////
V likes corn

^ you bet!
< tries to decide if im going to school or not
v is fat

^ STOP MAKING FUN OF ME
< ////////////////////////////
V likes...ze peas

^ no i dont
< is hungry
v is... cute? lol

^ No doubt about it

< Just ate 5 scrambled eggs

V Thinks I'm gunna die

^ nahhhhh
< /////////
V liekz sun <.<

^not really
< misses amei
V misses his/her ex >.>

^ dUN HAVE EX
< dUN HAVE GF
V DUN HAVE LUV

^ ay...
< /////
V liekz pink carzzz

^ No.
< Wanna get a Skyline
v Wants an Evolution 10

^ Dunno. Nice Avatar

< Is wondering where it's from

V Will tell me

^ transformers? iunno
< /////////////////////
V would liek to give meh their spare time

^ Got spare tyre U want?
< Sideswipe head
v Doralin

^Wut u call me?

< Is trying to install MAME

V Will help me

^ is laughed at by me
< ///////////////
V will tell sevi to google for help

^ kinda
< first uses google to find out what "Sevi" means
V Can't help Sevi either

^ HA! You will never guess! (Although it's quite simple)

< Does not appreciate getting laughed at by OG

V DOESN'T know that I already solved my MEME problem

^ Cool
< Whats a MEME
v Will tell me

^ I think he meant MAME.

< have suger overdose.

v wants some pizza?

^ Nope
< Whats a MAME
v Will tell me

^ Its the most epic arcade man..google it and learn moar.

< don't know what to do.

V will tell me what to do.

^ Fuck yourself.

< It's recommended my 90% of all proctologists.

V Agrees

^huh?
<discovered my aunt and uncles computer has a trojan
v is anwar and doesn't know what a trojan is

^ No. Just no.
< Knows what they are, computer and otherwise >_>
v Needs cheeeese

^ yessss
< ///////
V has socks

^yes, and they are on my feet
<is re-reading "from far away" (aka Kanata Kara)
v wont read it

^ Yes,i wont.

< so happy and dissapointed after watching hellsing OVA 5

v don't know what is hellsing.

^wrong i do
< can't rmember what that manga was she read about the man lookign for a wife and meeting all these fairytale girls
v is anwar and suggested it a couple months ago and will tell me the name

^ Has a nice ass.
< Is not anwar. Would probably kill himself if he was anwar.
v Would love to be beat up by Rorschach. Not the Watchmen character.

^oh dear me no
<apparently my ass is free for the public now... oh right, i had forgotten it on ML right?
v want their ass to be free to the public too!

^ the public CANT HANDLE MY ASS lol XD
< /////////////////////////////////////////
V wants THEIR ass to be seen by ze public

^\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
< just got out of lock-up for tryin to show off my ass in public.
V will bail me out next time it happens

^ Hey sur- no

< Would like to have something to do

V Suggests

^ Fap.
< So fucking tired
V Sleepy too :<

^ Yes! I haven't slept right in three days

< Lol'd at ^'s suggestion

V Likes Algebra

^ no, Hates algebra, have to do it for my trade sometimes it's annoying
<is looking forward to early knock off tomorrow
V most likely goes to school / uni / college instead of a full time job

^ me to , I hate Algebra
< Hate go School
V I really Genius or Tensai !

^ O.O HOW DID YOU KNOW?
< is munchin down on chinese takeaway
V Falcon PUUUUUUNCH?

^ O.O HOW DID YOU KNOW?
< is munchin down on chinese takeaway
V Falcon PUUUUUUNCH?

^ YES! PUNCH! SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

< FALCON KICK! capsblock

V MISSION COMPLETE!

^damn straight
<watching fruits basket
V you too you too!? you wanna watch it?

^ Yes i do.
< Gonna watch "Gran Torino" while eating a bastramy and sausage sandwich with cheese and one egg.

v wanna join me?

^Don't know
<Going to watch Pineapple Express
vYou like it?

^ it is whut
< //////////
V zzzzzzzzz

^ I am cool
< I am awesome
V Mission Complete

^ yes got true ending
< Heppi boy
v Not heppi

^ Yup
< Yes
V No

^ Of course

< Always

V Never

^ Bah!

< Bored

v Bored also

^ Boooo
< Not Bored
V Not Bored Also

^i feel like every time you talk you are yelling
< i like pastrami sandwiches (it's pastrami, not bastramy anwar)
v love?

^ Halo 3

< Is playing that shiat right now

V Wants to play

^ Nope
< Like cheating
v Same

^ I don't need to cheat.
< Also likes playing Halo 3
v Will give me their Gamertag so we can frag n00bz together

^ Done
< Finished
V Premature

^ Early
< On time
v Late

^ Never
< Maybe
V Will

^ Do

< Not

V Sometimes

^ Yes
< No
V Maybe

^ Possible
< Impossible
v Kim Possible

^hot :p
<is sad she missed kluang
v kluang came back?

^ I hope

< Wat

V You

^ I dont Hope
< No What
V Not You

^need to be more original
< her name is rio, she dances on the sand
v you might find her if you're looken like you can

^on the internetz? lies thar are no girls on the internetz....wait...
<got wicked drunk at a 21st last night
V probably has to wait until they are 21 to legally drink.

^ Dont drink
< This post wrote itself
v punching Rafael Benitez in the teeth

^ lol wut?

< Is in class but bored

V Hi thar

^ hi.
< Drab
V knows what that means?

^Needs more descriptive words
<Has been up all night and needs rest or caffeine..can't decide
v Will give me caffeine?

^ No.
< :3
V :3!?

^ Likes trail mix.
< Associates ":3" with something else.
v Lives an oxymoron.

^So jks
< more jks
v not as jks

^ jks = just kinda stupid? then yes
< ////////////////////////////////////
V like ze crackers

^ Likes slashes.
< Sucks at this game
v Sucks at this game more.

^ Not possible

< Is sick

V Is not

^ wrong
< ///////
V rain thar?

^ nope
< wtf? it's 85 degrees here
V is a lot colder

^ it's about 75 degrees here
< should be doing schoolwork
v knows what they say about high-fructose corn syrup

^No clue wat ur talkn about
< knos the defn of jks...Jks means Jokes or funny
v Lives in North America?

^ Whadda ya know? I do!
< I know what they say about high-fructose corn syrup
v Doesn't live in North America

^Actually ur wrong
< Loves the Bootys
v Does not love the Bootys

^aint no nothin wut
<hates chemistry more than yu
v loves horses

^ HORSE PENIS
< ///////////////
V watches them videos where monkeys are jackin off

^ Ye-No...No I do not.

< Playin Lulzy old games

V C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

^ killer instinct = awesome
< ///////////////////////////
V has a fetish for long vegetables <.<

^ No U

< Is in exams

V Lulzfest

^ Ugh.
< Probably has the honest-to-God motherfuckin' flu for the first time.
V Has had the flu before.

^ yaaaa
< ///////
V has nice shoes

^ is correct. black and shiny work shoes
< bored
V bites fingernails

^ Like a maniac
< Urgh
V Boobs.

^ Why'd you "Ugh" me?

< Is offended

V Not really [=

^ I ughed because you sound like you had energy and I'm a total whore when I'm sick.
< Haha, I called myself a whore.
V Cold toes.

^ Oh. You have my sympathy.

< Was throwing up nonstop for 4 days last week, so yeah.

V Hi!

^Hallo thar
< had his brother throw up in his brand new $20,000 car D:
V is a Velcro Disco Ninja, not really

^ Loves to grill on the Barbe
< Heats up leftover pizza in the oven (takes to long lol)
v Loves to ejaculate on tickle me elmos

^ nuuuu
< ///////
V can explain why HC said someone would even think about jackin off on a stuffed animal

^ Huuuuuu
< Impossible
V I dont understand

^ Nope

< War is hell

v Peace is boring

^ Dreams about Hinata's tatas
< Tryna watch a bootleg of the Streetfighter movie
v Wants to sniff thier moms panies

^ seems to me youre the one thats more likely to be into that kinda shyte
< ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
V 5853

^ ummmm
<is no longer of the opinion that black women are attractive, at least, not those ones ^^^
v has different, better pictures?

^ I do and i'd post a few but im about to leave for work =/
< i going to get to work and sleep out the front for half an hour until someone shows up to unlock
V doesn't have to work 6am-5pm mon-fri and still makes a shit load more than me......"sigh" such is life for an apprentice....

^ In the same boat as you at least untill the major docks across the east coast get better and I get back to making good ass money *Sigh* 2010 will be better.
< Is wondering WTF tabris is talking about???
v Loves to catch old re-runs of Power Rangers 1st season

^ GO GO POWA RANGERZ
< //////////////////////////
V likes m&ms

^ Weird Smod
< NC Site Mod :D (Wizzeled)
\/ <.< doesn't have a cool sig that changes each time the page is refreshed :D

^ sucky tom
< ////////////////
V lolwut

^ wtf is a sucky tom U HAS NO SIG U FAIL :D
< Is bored but still has a better sig :D
\/ is going to have a 3 some, only they will be the ones sitting in the corner crying as they watch their loved one doing the fucking.

^ That happen 2 weeks ago
< Still feelin the blues.
v Thinking there should be a live action Naruto so Hollywood can screw it

^just like dragon ball... sigh
<is going to see coraline tonight
v has seen a new movie in theaters recently

^Yup Friday 13th remake
< Cant wait to get to the clubs this weekend
v Loves the swiffer sweeper commercials (especially the one where the broom dedicates the song "Dont you love me baby" over the radio to the lady in her home.)

^ No... I don't like your sigs either.
< Does not enjoi disgustingly large asses.
V Just might...

^ Amusing.
< Repulsed by Hurricane Chronicle's sig.
v Gonna BAWWWWWWWWW.

^ good man
< -loves-
V 0owee?

^ Obviously wht guys
< Will post bigger asses next time
v cant remember the last time they were liked

^ Over compensating :D Harrharrharr
< Is not white, nor a man...thank God
v Likes Swedish fish!?

^ Not really
< is wondering wat Vanity says I'm Over compensating for
v Proably gonna say something stupid about my sig and big asses

^ How wrong you are
< Trying to remember why she once found Dane Cook funny
v ?

^usually its the people around him
<is home from a boring day at work.....eh
V is probably morning where they are

^ Correct!

< 9:52

V What TIME is it?

^ 11:55
< Still tryin to watch that streetfighter bootleg which is god awful
v Proably has a Iphone

^ Awesomest person 3v3r!
< a dinosaur?
v pos. a complete douche

^ Seems emo/scene. Ew.
< A total douche-bag-bitch.
V Who cares?

^admits she's a total douche-bag bitch
< kind of hungry
V is hungry as well

^ completly correct.
< not emo.
V completely attractive?

^ seems to like the word completely
< No..not really attractive at all. But tired, I is.
v MOAR ATTRACTIVE!?

^Incorrect
<Eating food
V Bored to shiz

^ Eh.
< Eh.
V HOLY FUCK AWESOME.

^eh?
< Yeah not rly :3 though that'd be epic if I wuz
v ???

^!!!!

< ??????

V F!@#$%^&*()

^ Sure.
< Is grilling eggplant for dinner.
V Has never had grilled eggplant.

^ Completely true
< will never either e.o
V besht pershon on teh web.

^ should be nekked
< king of earth
V douche nozzle.

^ LOL
< Complete douche and admits it
V Has never been laid

^RAAAWWWRRR
<My neighbors don't have dogs so I'm in love with nothing.
V Is a hater

^Moo
<Not a h8r of the naruto
V Will be very attractive in the near future.

^Thanx
<already super sexy
V lives with their mom

^ Full of themselves.
< Of course I do, I'm only 17. On my own in September, though.
V Fag. (Would you believe I spelled it backwards at first?)

^ so wrong
< completely straight
V sexiest person in the internets

^ oh yea babeh //narc lol no. e.e
< //////////////////////////////////
V is confused at xRawrnessDinosaur!X's location. the devil has no heart...

^//////////////////////////////////////
< I lost the game
V Just lost the game

^Just lost a game
<Just won a game
V Bored to fuck.

^ NO <.<
< ////////
V knows why

^ Doesnt know
< Clueless
v Eating a pillow.

^Says very random things
<thinks pillows taste horrible
V Is on their comuter posting on some random forum page

^ Correctemundo
< Pillows do taste horrible but how did you know ._.
V Dating their neigbors son/daughter cat dog w/e.

^ Wrong
< Wrong
V Wrong

^Right
<Wrong
v Wants a pillow fight with girls in bikinis.

^ Not really, I'm straight.
< Abhjdfbwedglberath
V Poodles.

^ Are annoying

< Is "studying"

V Which means playing videogames, Amirite?

^ Correct
< eating
v Eating as well?

^ Nope
< at hospital with my daughter
v loves raw poodle sex

^ only if it involves you and a poodle and the poodle's behind you. OH YEAAA kool aid man
< /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
V need... references

^ Oh dear Lord, lol.
< Is probably dehydrated.
V Will suggest I ingest liquids.

^ eat fruit instead
< //////////////////
V has...this thing

^Maybe.......
< Where the hell is Carmen Sandiego
v Found her?

^ RIGHT THERE
< ///////////////
V like?

^ Likes poodle smex apperently
< Fruit
v Likes naked women ._."

^yep
<yep
v yep

^Nope

< What?

V Hi!

^ Hello
< Straight
v also straight

^ said ^ is a fruit
< /////////////////
V black?

^ Nope
< White
V Also white

^black
<likes eating ramen
v likes eating ramen less than I do

^ You're totally right.
< Only likes..... 3 kinds?
v cannot guess which ooones

^ Needs to eat ramen more
<got owned in another thread and feeling I could have done better
V doesn't give a shit about me

^ Wrong ur on my friends list
< Since some of ya wanna know who is and is not Blk, I surely am
v Used to like the 1st season of Power Rangers like I did

^ oh you so silly
< Never really got into that show, just wasn't my thing
v has heard of Android Lust?

^ Apperently likes Android Lust?

< Has never heard of them

V Lusts for poodle smex.

^ Has a thing for poodle buttsecs and is desperate for someone to share his/her fetish.

< I'm correct.

V Right?

^ Noooooooooooooooo
< Is wondering why my daughter is going crazy rite now
v Loves watching Spongebob with his/her younger siblings

^ Correct.
< Loves spongebob
V Hates what i hate.

^ Dunno you soo..idk?
< Needs moar rest
v bored

^in hell cuz i wanted him to be there
<bored 2
V is starving

^ur rong
< bored here
v iz also bored but x-tra weird

^ Correct
< Extra weird and bored
V Also bored.

^ will get naked on camera and post it here
<will watch
v will also watch.

^ No. Sorry but random disturbing comments as such that attempt to be funny... repulse me =]
< Indeed, repulsed.
v Really needs to watch this weeks episode of the Bad girls Club because those bitches went bat shit crazy... it was awesome >_>

^has neva heard of bad girls club
<bought all 3 robocop movies for $12.00
V forgot how much gore there was in Robocop movies, well the first 2, 3rd sucked ass

^ I loved how robocop had a Jetpack in the 3rd one lol
< Is still up why (I dont know)
v Will be on the next installment of Jerry Springer/ Or Steve Wilcos Show

^ And they are?
< A well known rapist
v To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance

^ Hahah. I love myself... I love myself... I love myself...
< Wakes up at 5 A.M.
v Wakes up at noon

^Wrong, Wakes up at 4.00am
< Is at TAFE with nothing but a bunch of deadhead cunts who can't think for themselves FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
V has no idea what TAFE is

^ You're right
< Uses proper grammar...
v Can explain what TAFE is?

^ there all over Australia, a Technical college. Not all are engineering related they also do business / IT / Catering, etc...Established in 1997, Industrial Training Institute is a Registered Training Organisation and the training arm of the Chamber of Commerce and Industry of WA (CCIWA). Industrial Training Institute provide off-the-job training for apprentices in engineering fabrication, engineering mechanical and engineering electrical / electronic trades. The provider also delivers the Certificate IV in Engineering - Instrument / Electrical and short courses for industry.
Other Name: Registered as Apprenticeships Australia Pty Ltd
< just founds his old PS2 memory card and is annoyed his save data is corrupt =/
V is satisfied with my brief description of TAFE.

^ That was a helpful description indeed
< Save data is not corrupt.
v Likes the Xbox 360 best

^ Yes. FTW

< Just got GTA IV and Fable II

V Is happy for me.

^ No because ps3 is the best
< needs to unlock more weapons on Call of Duty 5
v has a wii and has injured themselves playing it

^ haven't injured myself on mine, but I've seen videos where fat ladies injure the camerawoman while playing Wii Bowling...
< Is taking medicine to keep his head from exploding
v Is not sick (if this applies, then you get a Napoleon Dynamite style "Lucky!")

^ lolwut?
< has had a blistering headache since Friday
v needs to go pick my up some Advil >:

^ Ok O:<
< Will go pic up Advil
V Will do my job O:

^Fuck Advil get Tigerbalm
<just added another 21st to the list of many this yr im gettin drunk at
V Wants to come get drunk with me at the Foam party im going to

^ Lol Okay O:<!
< Will go get drunk at the foam party.

v Will come get drunk too

^ yes but after i call the cops on all you underage alcoholics lol
< didnt start drinking till 18 but started smoking weed at 16
v will smoke a blunt of purple with me

^ Pot is for squares.
< Stopped smoking cigarettes forever ago.
v Looks fantastic this afternoon <3

^It's Morning but thank you :D
< jus want's to let HC know 18 is the legal drinkin age in Aust.
V was breast fed vodka

^I was breast fed vadka from your mom last night
<there shouldn't be a drinking limit
V agrees with me

^ No i dont because the last thing i wanna see is a 10 yr old drunk
< Needs more ppl to play Call of Duty 5 with
v Has stinky armpit juice drippin on thier shirt

^right but its not my armpit sweat
<snow is melting where I live
v has bad breath

^ No its just yo ass that stanks O:
< Bruhsed her teeth 4 times today e-o
V Also brushed their teeth

^ brushed "her" teeth 4 times today cause "her" breath stank
< /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
V likes shippuuden101

^////////////////////
<I am shippuuden101
V has nothing better to do than look post shit on a shitty thread

^ You're right. I'm bored, tired, and there's nothing on TV.
< Has finger cramps from typing up tons of emails...
v Has even less to do

^ maybe
<work schedual changed, i open at work now insead of close. i'm really pissed
v also has a crappy job

^ nooopppeee =]
< /////////////////
V weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yea?

^no <_<
<exhausted
v o u so sexi ;o

^ i know you are but what am i
< /////////////////////////////////
V happy happy joy joy yea?

^ I'm too tired to be happy...
< likes coffee and plain bagels
v wishes they had coffee

^ HELL NO
< /////////
V would rather get hot chocolate like me =D

^Hot Chocolate FTW
<meh
Vkeh

^ keh2u2 >:|
< lololololololololololGodIHateStupidPeopl eSoFuckingMuch
V :3 Having a good day?

^ Eh, it's decent. Nothing to complain about besides dinner
< Went to an Irish festival last week
v Is not Irish

^Damn rite
< Wants to party with the drunk girls on St. Pattys day (green fishnets and heels on beautiful females Oh Weeeeee)
v Is gonna party for St Pattys

^ lol?
< honestly forgot that was holiday.
v did not?

^ My little brother's a leprechaun. Of course not!
< Probably just gonna do nothing during St. Patrick's...
v Doesn't care about St. Patty's.

^not really, just a reason to get drunk in green, and unless its on the weekend im not drinking to get drunk
<was gettting all excited to get away from TAFE only to find out im back there in a month =/
V Is probably not Vanity who was annoyed at my V keh....was it something i said?

^ Ah

< Fable 2 is badass

V Agrees

^ Neva played it
< Bored
v Bret Hart.A real badass that make pink look good.

^ Lol fuck Bret Heart
< So glad im past my wrestling watchin days ( Its sucks so bad)
V Has notice that I stole Zeros capital V

^ OhMaGod You Did.
< Noticed it
v will notice it too.

^ Has a nice avatar :)
< almost asleep :(
v is under me xD

^Spells funny
<has no avatar
v has a better avatar than mine

^ I sure do, he flies <---
< was robbed of a capital V
V knows who stole my capital V

^ nuuuuuuuuu
< //////////////
V whut?

^ Last night I had a dream about you
< The kind of feeling I've waited so long
v The time is right to put my arms around you

^ I really hope not, I suggest you wrap your arms around a nice female companion
< Will continue to steal Zero's V
V Will babysit my daughter for a roll of quaters

^ HA! no.
< ////////
V in love with kluang //dafttt

^ I could never
< too in love with yooou guuuuuuuuuuuuurl ;]
v Likes..... er..................? <_<

^ eh no!!!!!
< is of corse the coolest
v weird. just 'cause

^ Arrogant and has the intelligence of a dead rat.
< Oh so witty.
v Frequently posts in this thread.

^ Maybe
< Cant wait to get toasted this weekend
V Is loving the Urkle throwback pics

^ Apperently.
< Inlove with the urkle
V Inlove with the urkle too.

^ he was the shit
< miffed
v had a good day hopefully =]

^Let's see 'em.

< Wants to see 'em.

v does too.

^ Always

< Who doesn't

V Is unsure

^ Of life possibility
< Wonder where live take me
v Wonder where babies come from

^Test tubes?
< 1 more day of TAFE left yeeeeeeaaaahhhhh
V <( "<) <( " )> (>")>

^Wars are bad
< The sky is blue
v Attack the argument, not the person because an argument cannot fight back but a person definitely can.

^ the sky being blue is an illusion of the sun on the earth
< /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
V wants a hug

^ Will give me one

< http://uploads.ungrounded.net/465000/465005_NG_submission2.swf

V Yipee

^ No -.-
< 3 hours of psych coming up.. Q_Q
v no class today? o.o

^not since 05
< needs to go back to get recording engineer credentials
V wants to record and is willing to pay 40 an hour

^ idk
< wants to have a kick ass party
v wants to come

^party will suck
<will have my own kick ass party
V is drunk

^ not in the least bit
< always has live parties
v jerk for posting under me

^I guess so
< just had one of worst nites in a while
V Noob

^ OMG DEF NUB!!! I H8S DEF NUBS!!!
<gagagggaga
v Wants to experience what it is like to have sex with someone who is pretending to be the opposite sex.

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE

He's the greatest
He's fantastic
Wherever there's danger he'll be there
He's the ace
He's amazing
He's the strongest he's the quickest he's the best
Danger Mouse
He's terrific
He's magnific
He's the greatest secret agent in the world
Danger Mouse
Power House
He's the fastest he's the greatest he's the best
Danger Mouse
Danger Mouse
DANGER MOUSE

http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n22/fourdots1962/DM.jpg

^ OOHH Mickey mosue plus Nick Fury

< Nasi Lemak Lauk Paru

v Wants to experience what it is like to have sex with someone who is pretending to be the opposite sex.

^ only if it involves you and a poodle and the poodle's behind you. OH YEAAA kool aid man
< /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
V need... references

Fuck you.