^ or ...not
< I DO HAVE A LIFE...>>
v doesnt have a life

^ Nope, I don't. :D
< Has no life. :D
v Has more of a life than me. :D

^ yes! ( i think)
< wants to snow board again today x]
v wants hot chocolate.

^ saw her last year XD

< exhausted >.<

v hello? =P

^ hey
< oh-tay
V not oh-tay

^ ok >.>

< Ish awesome

V Is awesome too but only if they jumped of a 30 story building and lived D=

^ I'm not attempting that stunt. >.>
< Liar. <.<
v Film me jumping off a 31 story building and dying *cough* I mean living. :D

^keeps reviving this thread xD

<is gonna make a lot of $$ filming LN jumping off that building

vwants to be a part of it

^ Of course. I'm the star. XD
< Is a total moron. <.<
v Agree with me dammit! =_=

^is going to kill me for posting another pic of him smoking
<is laughing my ass off
v forgot how to breathe?

^ With all the cigarette smoke, yes. :rolleyes:
< Will kill DSK in the near future. >=]
v Meh. >.>

^ Meh to you too >_>

< I don't feel good..

V Let me vomit on you ;_;

^ No. o_O
< Doesn't like being vomited on.
v Let Llian vomit on you. >.>

^ is wise beyound his years
<still hasn't read all of the Naruto manga
v is a Shino fan... or else

^ He's tolerable. Laughing Shino pwns regular Shino though. XD
< "is wise beyound his years"? o_O
ROFLMFAOANL!!! >.>
v Ignore me. <.<

^ No! I need to vomit on ya D=

< hahah j/k

V DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

^ DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN!!! O_O
< DUN DUN DUN DUNNN!!! O_O
v *cricket farts* >.>

^ Lmao wtf? Crickets fart? 0.o

< I wanna love me~

V...The above was also a joke.

^ Uh-huh... o_O
< o_o
v :D or :mad: Your choice.

^I chosse:D
< hates when people make fun of him
v is...hmmm...I know 15

^ Correct.
< Likes to make fun of people. :D
v So many things to say... So little time to post... >.>

^LOVES to make fun of ppl..
<x_x damn you school..damn youuu..~
v >.>

^ o.O
< Has two more weeks of break. :D
v Haha!!! XD

^ is a phsyco from hell
<has a gheto ass avi
V doesnt have any common sense WATSOEVER!!!!!!!!

^you mind reader or something?
< rrrraAAAWWWrRRRR..~ bor3d t0 d34th.
v is bored and is dead. O_o;

^ x_-
< -_x
v -_O

^ x_-
< -_x
v -_O

^actually, I am blind in my right eye 0_0
< SNASAGUES!
VBLARGH! ?

^ BLARGH!!! XD
< Doesn't believe that DSK is blind in one eye. o_O
v x_O

^believe me or on't, I don't really care
< anti-social in real life...
v doesn't believe this either

^ Lol Eh, life is full of lies. >.>
< Is full of it. <.<
v Don't agree or disagree. =_=

^ *shrugs*
< hyper ATM >.>;
V wants to be hyper ATM >.>....

^is hyper..
<not feeling hyper..and not trying to be one..
v =__=||

^ O.o?
< eating
V like the burgerking......a lot o.o;

^Reads my Mind Somehow...=_=
< Bored.
v dead? o.O;

^ Dead
< Alive
V In between?

^ 6_naruto _6
< owns him
v 6_naruto_6 again

^ Doesn't own anything or anyone.
< Un-Ownable? o.O
V That one guy...

^ person who posted b4 meh
< ....
v person who posted after meh

^false. fake mind reader..v_v
< came back from a walk..
v is rotting in front of the computer.

^ is wrong
<is rotting in front of a TV
V shall post after me

^ is rotting in front of TV
< half asleep z_Z
v posted after this post

^ No wai. (O,o)
< Makes owl comic things. <.<
v H00t? o_O

^what the ****
<im a ****ing guy
Vidk who who post after me

hsdhfdfdgfdgfdgdfgdfsg

^ Wow. You fail at spamming. >.>
< Knows the rules to this game.
v Probably doesn't.

^ Fails at guessing.
< Hates it when manga gets licensed.
V Loves it up the chuff.

^Chuff???

< Likes saying FTW

v idk is a person.

^is rite (well not really)
< is not just a person iz a girl
V is hopefully a human of earth

^ i dont know
< tired tonight, so going no where
V is going out O.o

^ fake mind reader..xP
< too lazy to go out..
v is below me..o.O;

^ is above me
< is me
V is not me

^=_=||
< x_x
v >.>

^ likes faces
< luvs faces
V has a face

^doesnt have a face..=_=
< bored.
v is bored too.

^ not really >.>
< busy with something >.>....<.<
V wants to know with what o.o

^is busy..with something..somwhow..somewhere.
<wants to know what OG is doing..xP
v whaddya think OG is doing? XD

^ is obssesed wit OG
< doesnt care wat OG is doin
V iz an OG fan

^ no
< will not tell o.o;;
V laughing :D

^how meaann...
< why should i be obssed with OG?? *rolls eyes*
v >.>

^ O.o
< thirsty >.>;
V pissed at something/someone o.o

^go get a lemonade.
< is pissed with something...>.>
v is half dead.

^ no
< o.o
V *shrugs*

^o.O
< Eating Sticky Chewy Chocolate Ice cream..:D
v want some of it.

^is a 9 yr old
< Is bored
V sucks eggs

^is bored..
<is a 14 year old dammit.
v is eating.

^ i wish i waz
< is almost half asleep
V is wide a freakin wake

^ is right
< wide awake
v tired..? >.>

^ iz so rite
< is lookin @ da clock sayin 2:16 am
V probably iz clueless and iz wonderin why da hell am i here?

^ went to bed. :p
< Is tired from so much work (making a plan to destroy adults)
V Does not care about my plan to destroy adults.

^ well im a adult...or so the state of Nevada says so.
< is fucking hot. T_T
V is hot? o_0

^is feeling hot..
< is bored.
v is spamming...o.O

^ how did you know? =O
< is still hot X_X
V will get a heat stroke

^is going to get heat stroke..
< >.>
v <.<

^ o_0
< is now officially pantless >_>
V is dead =D

^mind reader.
<half dead.
v half alive..=_=

^ ish a zombie. O_O
< bRaInS!!!!
V is gonna run

^fake mind reader..-.-
< i dont run..i walk..
v crawls.. XD

^zombies crawl?
< ges distracted by shiny quarters on the ground. >_>
V is long gone?

^is a fake mind reader..v_v
< >.>
v w00ttzz..~

^thnks!
< hungry
V how abt u?

^ just ate ^^;
< work tomorrow T.T
V has some sort of pet o.O

^ is right, i have a cat
< has school tomorrow >.<
v bored?

^ you bet
< might have to eat soon...
v will die softly

^ is right
< shot dead by someone using my shotgun X_X
V is alive?

^ is right...
< hates her life
v loves his/her life o.O?

^ somewhat
< needs someone to help me carry some stuff to the garage
V is confuzzled

^ naw...im lazy
< is currently being lazy
V is lazier

^mind reader..>.>
< laazziingg around.
v >.>;

^ u hate me? ROCK ON

< sick of studying x.x

v stoopid xD

^thinks im stupid

< thinks Gaara+Cookie=CUTE

V Needs a life

^ yeah, i do need one XD
< lifeless x_X (note @ ava. and use comon sense >_>)
v has a life...?

^ yes i do

<cant remember name of gaaras demon

V can help me

^ i can help. its shukaku; ichibi
< ....
v thinking about stuff? :p

^true

< loves chibi art

V likes chibi??????

^ i love chibi!!
< loves chibi too
v likes chibi? ^^

^ love them

<will kill for a good chibi

Vcant wait for fillers to end

^ i cant wait either. cmon part 2 start already!
< cant wait till part 2
v cant wait either?

^Mind Reader!
< 5 weeks left and i would be partying..:D
v loves fillers.

^no i want them to end

<hates the fillers

v hates sasuke

^ agrees
< likes dangerous girls
v do you?

^no i perfer to play it safe

<loves tobis cuteness

Vaggres with me

^ No. >.>
< Looks like Rock Lee, apparently. :cool:
v Has a fish fetish. o_O

^no
<wants an akatsuki coat and ring
Vdoes also????

^ sure
< refuses nail polish
v is wearing some now

^heck no i aint no itachi
< loves chibi
v likes comedy

^ yea pretty true
< hates that she has to go to detention 2morrow
V has gotten into a fite 2day

^ Wishes he were Superman
< Sails the seven seas
V Sleeps like a fishy

^ umm im a girl smartness
< is NOT and i repeat NOT a guy
V is a person from the planet Jupiter (which i rule)

^ can fuc* himself
< can tell u to Fuc* off
V Can FUC* OFF!

^Wishes she were superman
< IS a Jupitaterean
V Eats foxes

^ is in a bad mood
< is also in a bad mood
V is and shall be in a bad mood

^ Is carbon-based.
< Is part sulfur.
v Is mostly oxygen.

^ can fuc* himself
< can tell u to Fuc* off
V Can FUC* OFF!

Is that completely necessary? >.>

^ i dont kno yu (LIE!!!!!!)
< i dont
V wishes they had feet

^ i wish i had feet T.T >_> <i do have feet though anyways...>
< doesnt like to walk lol
v likes to walk? XD

^ Not walk, but run
> Loves Mountain Dew
v Someone who wants to take over the world? O.o

^ oh yes
< wen i take over the world i *looks in pocket* where's my speech?
V will live to serve me

^ is sadly mistaken, for I shall take over teh world!!!! mwuahahahaha!!!! um, sorry, moment over....
< wishes she could meet Gaara....
V is a person....with a face

^is a girl in hope
<is a guy in hope
Vis SI
not this again

^ confused on whether guy or girl (jk!)
< is a girl
V will have something interesting to say

^you wish
<i know if im a male
Vis SI

^ "SI"? o_O
< There is no spoon. <.<
v There is no regrets. >.>

^ wish i had no regrets >.>
< likes video games / anime (:
v likes to draw?

^ Yes I do. :D
< But sucks at drawing. <.<
v Likes music? o.O

^ reads my mind..
< Loves music..
v Loves metal? (wootz...you eat metal? o.O)

^ Loves moosik.
< Metal tastes weird... <.<
V Pot Noodle Horn... =.=

^=3=||
< ^3^ mode..
v W00tz..

^ RAWR!
< Hungry
V SANDWHICH!

^NO!
< DOING GODDAMN HOMEWORK!
v whats with the capital letters?!!

^ has serious homework issues
< bored out of mind cause of homework...and to lazy to come back inside
V will get me un-bored

^ *gives a Gameboy* Have fun. :D
< Tired. -_-
v Not tired. >.>

^ lazy, not tired
< is not tired
V will have more interesting response

^ Agaw-waga goo-banga! :D
< Can be really random. o.O
v Randomer. :D

^ BLARGH!
< can't feel my face
v.......grandma?

^ im not nearly old enough LOL
< 14^^ not even got a b/f
v clueless?

^ Not entirely. o.O
< *sits* o_o
v *stands* o_O

^ *takes chair*
<*sits down*
v probably wondering what we're doing

^ i supppose :p
< ...
v bored?

^ A tad, yes. <.<
< Isn't usually bored.
v Bored. >.>

^ i am..
< tired from PE
v active?

^ I'm only active in P.E. :p
< Is surprisingly a fast runner. o_O
v Doesn't believe me. >.>

^ is that false then? >.>
< hates PE
v likes sports?

^ Not really.
< Just cracked his neck. <.<
v Cracked your knuckles? o_O

^ actually yeah
< is surprised this thread still lives
v doesn't like me D:

^ *looks down at where my hands sed to be* .......nope >.>
< is hated by all :D.....usually
v is wondering why the hell I'm so happy about it....

^ Not really.
< Knows that hate can be harnessed into a weapon.
v Don't join the dark side. Their cookies taste like crap. >.>

^ we (you, Sk, and I) ARE the dark side....
< has the lowest influence an comman among the three leaers of the dark side
v doesn't rember what I'm talking about....

^ Say what now? o_o
< Has the Wii (finally).
v Wants a Wii.

^ is right about wanting Wii
< just finished a hot bath!
V will someday rule the world?

^ How'd ya know? :D
< Will rule the world!!! O_O
v You will be my minion. Maybe.

^ YAY! a minion! *dances* :D
< wants that extra 25 dollars added to my pay check, lonleyninja
V will post something interesting!

^ Fine, fine. I'll give you a $50 raise. :p
< Is watching Super Friends because his dad is watching it. >.>
v Older or younger than me.

^ is right
< Needs a wii
v will post again later

^ is correct
< will find something to post about
V will go join a club and beat somebody over the head with it! :p

^ what o.o......no clubs are for the weak >.>...<.<
< found a new band she loves
V has some kind of fixation on an object o.O

^ is correct about the object...i was temporarily distracted by a shiny pieve of metal...
< is wishing she could have chocolate
V will buy me some

^ Sure. :D
< Is slightly tired. <.<
v Is more tired than I am.

^ correct
< likes shiny things
V doesnt

^ is wrong about me not liking shiny things...they're fun!
< is feeling my eyes roll back whenever i close my eyes...cant...sleep...yet...
V will give me advice on keeping awake

^ Drink some soda? o_O
< Hasn't had a soda in over 2 years! O_O
v Hasn't had a soda in 2 minutes!

^ takes advice
< waits two minutes* *opens Coke* *LONG sip*
V drinking Diet Coke?

^ never!
< coke for the win >.>....<.<
V for some reason needs a hug o.O

^ is correct
< needs a hug...bad day
V is a special person

^ *hugs*
< is out of it
V is out of it too o.O

^ Out of what? My mind?
< Is completely out of his mind. XD
v Laugh, damn you. LAUGH!!!

^ went psycho there for a minute o.o
< im laughing! I'm laughing!!!!! *laughs hard while eyeing you nervously*
V will get whatever he wishes for as soon as i find my magic lamp

^ Really? o.o Sweet. :cool:
< Better get his wishes granted, or will chop off sister's hands. :D
v Knows I'll chop her hands off anyways. XP

^ does chop hands off...
< pleads to spare sister...you may need her for something important
V great at doing something

^ I can sleep pretty good. o_O
< Doesn't have that many talents. >.>
v Renaissance man or woman.

^ you are not correct about the renaissance part...
< wishes she lived during the early colonial days
V likes the stone age?

^likes stone age? o.O
< =3= mode..
v is x_x mode.

^ I'm in "-_-" mode.
< Doesn't know wtf =3= mode is. o_O
v Explain, please.

^ kawaii kitty with mouth mode? XD

< kawaii

v uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy =)

^ hell no!
< quite handsome
v needs a make-over

The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.

First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.

There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.

Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.

Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.






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^What the Heck?
< >.>
v =3=

^(\l/)
<(/l\)
v thinks= ?? wtf is that??

^ has problems
< is thinking wtf is that!!!
V is hopefully gonna shut my fuckin dog up!!!!

^ 0_o

<is looking at the lasagna in the oven and drooling o.o

v right....

^ is drooling?
< is watchin da movie wit yur avi in it
V is hopefully not a stalker

^ is right
< is telling my brother to shut up
V is going to be weird

^is WRONG
<is not weird (is sexy ^^)
v is not nearly as sexy

^ is mostly right
< isn't sexy
V going to do this game

^is prbably over examining himself
<loves this bloody thread!
v is.... either solus or shinobi

^ naw =/

< sick of exams ;_;

v cute, cuddly and adorkable

^ is thanked for the compliment...i think...o.O
< wishes someone would comment on my fanfic...V.V
V likes chocolate

^ i love chocolate
< cant sleep
v cant sleep either?

^ needs to find a way to sleep, lol
< could sleep, but doesn't want to. (it is 3:19 AM right now where i am...>.>)
V will read my fanfic? Pwease? *puppy eyes*

^has a fanfic..o.O
< probably will read the fanfic..
v cant write..O_O

^ wrong...
<have a fanfic
v weird

^ has a fanfic..
< doesnt have a fanfic..
v is currently in ^3^ mode..

^ says im in "^3^" mode
<has no idea what that is
V will tell me what it means

^ happy mouth kitty what the hell mode XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD << made it all up XD

< just woke up ;_;

v i wuv you?

^ Wuvs you too.

< Sick

V Was sick..

^ last year xD

< misses HT ;_;

v Crackers?

^ Misses someone...

< Cracker o.O

V BOO!

^ ack! o_o

< wants to eat candy again >.<;

v ish hyper =D

^wrong
<is weraing her apron
v wonders why i'm wearing an apron...?

^ NOT!

< wants to go to the mall

v likes life XD

^is right!
<agrees with wanting to go to the mall
V is not in the same time zone i am

^ Sexy female

< Greenwhich time ftw! <.<

V Wants cookies

^wrong, but is sexy as well
<is making somehting yummy ^^
v wants my yummy something!

^ Is correct..
< Wants her yummy something =D
V Has yummy things! o.o

^worng
<plays guild wars yea!
Vwants to know what it is

^ prolly a nerds game =/

< broke her cellphone ;_;

v ...?

^ ...?
< an airhead
v ...!

^not a nerd
<not a nerd but im addict
V........

^ baka

< rawr

v Woot?

^thinks im woot
<likes playing guild wars
Vwants to say something about me

^ ur not w00t

< likes ice-cream <3

v bawringggggggg

^ Boring-er? o.O
< Sleepy
V Yummy? o.o (taking a risk here.... could be Ekang that posts under me <.<)

^ perv XD lol

< wishes ekang posted instead of her

v a dork =]

^ N3rd... <.<
< P3rv
V J3rk = ]

^ old fart =/

< omg me! xD

v U suck

^ your mean!
< bored BEYOND belief
V will tell me something exciting

^ I got a dollar =O

< Is in the mood for cookies.

v Wants some cookies also.

^ should eat cookies
< wishes she found a dollar
V has touched an emu

^...
< Loves seals
v will hate seals

^ is wrong about me hating seals...>.>
< wants to stop doing homework
V will be eating something

^is wrong
< loves playing this game
v will be watching tv

^knows me
<plays wow and GW and surfes the web for videos mostly amv
Vdoes one of the above

^ has cute avatar
< wants it to snow in Florida
V has petted a llama before

^i have
<plays oblivion
V wants to own a llama

^has a cute avi and sig
< has finally posted her pic!!!
V wat ever

^ has interesting sig
< likes puppies
V will go eat candy

^is right
< loves crunch bars
v loves butterfingers the candy bar

^ is wrong...i hate butterfingers...>.>
< likes plain milk chocolate!
V will have something in common with me

^ i might
< has fun at drama club
v doesn't live in california

^ ur right! I don't live in California
< wants cold weather
V will have a good idea about something

^ i think that the V guy is going to be gay
< is going to be right about the ^ part
v dont know who it is but im confident that im right about the v guy

^ You're wrong about the v person. >.>
< Hates school. <.<
v Hates school as well.

^ agrees about school
< wants it to be summer
V will have same opinion

^ yeah! school sucks!
< absent in her marketing
v not half as sexy as me

^ howdyaa know?
< i m patheticly boreeedd..
v w0ottzz! woo0tzz..theres a human behind you!

^ is wrong...its just shino behind me
< makeing out with sakura
v Makeing out with Choji

^ duh...
< with sai and hikaru
v wondering who hikaru and sai are

^ Wrong
< Wondering what to get for lunch
V Cheesecake

^ duh
< waiting for my dinner
v hungry like me

^ Lives in a different time zone?
< Always hungry =.=
V Narita

^huh
<wah?
v^

^ really cool
< really un-cool
v is probs going to make fun of me :D

^no
<nice
V bad

^ Yup. :p
< Has school tomorrow. =_=
v Has school as well. >.>

^ Only an exam. -.-
< Tired of exams.
V Carrot.

^ ....
< has school today...>.>
V is not tired

^ I'm very tired right now. :p
< Should've gotten more sleep. >.>
v You have a soul? o.O

^ i do not have a soul
< is a black belt
v u could probably kick my ass

^ may or may not be correct
< does not want to hurt you...right now at least
V is wearing sunglasses?

^ i'm not wearing sunglasses
< loves to hurt people
v is a mutant fish-frog like me

^*ribbit* ....not me >.>

<whoa

vwee? o_0

^wee!!! (are we spinning in circles?)
< is tired beyond belief
V will tell me something confusing