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<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:18 PM
1. You have two coins totalling of eleven pence. one of the coins is NOT a ten pence piece. What are the two coins?

2. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?

3. It is legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

4. You are alone in the dark . yuo have a candle, an oil lamp, some straws and only one match. which would you light first?

5. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty one. How many have twenty eight?

Fire em away.

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:21 PM
1. ten pence, 1 pence
2. 2 of each
3. Yes cause he i not alive
4. The match
5. 1

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:23 PM
1. ten pence, 1 pence
2. 2 of each
3. Yes cause he i not alive
4. The match
5. 1

You got 2 wrong. =) Hehe.

LonelyNinja
10-23-2006, 07:23 PM
1. You have two coins totalling of eleven pence. one of the coins is NOT a ten pence piece. What are the two coins?

2. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?

3. It is legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

4. You are alone in the dark . yuo have a candle, an oil lamp, some straws and only one match. which would you light first?

5. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty one. How many have twenty eight?

1. a ten pence, and a one pence

2. Moses wasn't on the Ark, Noah was.

3. a widow is a woman who's husband died, so the husband is dead and he can't marry

4. the match

5. one. February

@Dante- how many i get wrong? o.o

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:24 PM
1. a ten pence, and a one pence

2. Moses wasn't on the Ark, Noah was.

3. a widow is a woman who's husband died, so the husband is dead and he can't marry

4. the match

5. one. February

@Dante- how many i get wrong? o.o

1. Hehe. The most obvious.

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:25 PM
Sorry I messed up I meant no and I read the Ark one wrong.

LonelyNinja
10-23-2006, 07:25 PM
1. Hehe. The most obvious.

number one wrong? i thought you misspelled cents :p

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:27 PM
1. ten pence, 1 pence
2. Moses wasn't on the ARK
3. no cause he i not alive
4. The match
5. none

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:28 PM
number one wrong? i thought you misspelled cents :p

Nope u still have 1 wrong.

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:28 PM
Did I get it right.

LonelyNinja
10-23-2006, 07:28 PM
Nope u still have 1 wrong.

PM me which one i got wrong, i'm going insane <.<

well, more insane >.>

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:29 PM
Nope. Muhahaha!

PM me which one i got wrong, i'm going insane <.<

well, more insane >.>

Ok. Lol.

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:31 PM
WHAT! HOW! wait! The answer to number 1 is 9pence and 2 pence cause 1 is not TEN!

LonelyNinja
10-23-2006, 07:31 PM
1. You have two coins totalling of eleven pence. one of the coins is NOT a ten pence piece. What are the two coins?

2. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?

3. It is legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

4. You are alone in the dark . yuo have a candle, an oil lamp, some straws and only one match. which would you light first?

5. Some months have thirty days, some have thirty one. How many have twenty eight?

i'm going to kill you >.>

1. a ten pence coin, and a one pence coin

2. Moses wasn't on the Ark <.<

3. no, the husband is dead >.>

4. the match <.<

5. just one

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:33 PM
WHAT! HOW! wait! The answer to number 1 is 9pence and 2 pence cause 1 is not TEN!

>.>
Dude you still have 1 wrong. Bwhahaha.
Stress.

LMFAO.
Im laughing my ass off serial.

LonelyNinja
10-23-2006, 07:34 PM
yeah, i figured it out now, but you told me not to tell :p

but i'll be back when there are some more riddles. i might post a few of my own >.>

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:37 PM

OffTheChain
10-23-2006, 07:38 PM
1.10p and 1p
2.none. moses didnt have an ark?
3.its not legal! not that he can, he should be dead if his wife is a widow?
4.the match
5.All of em

two of these we did in school on some a level learning day XD

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:38 PM
1.10p and 1p
2.none. moses didnt have an ark?
3.its not legal! not that he can, he should be dead if his wife is a widow?
4.the match
5.All of em

two of these we did in school on some a level learning day XD

Well done. xD
You so owned.

OffTheChain
10-23-2006, 07:40 PM
lmao thnx...i learnt to read in between the lines.

people....he said how many months have 28 days....They all fricking do o.o lmafo XD

dont believe me, check the calendar?

more @_@ lol

<DaNTe>
10-23-2006, 07:41 PM
lmao thnx...i learnt to read in between the lines.

people....he said how many months have 28 days....They all fricking do o.o lmafo XD

dont believe me, check the calendar?

KK.
*Goes to post*

ino11
10-23-2006, 07:47 PM
Ooohhhhh!!

Ninja48
10-23-2006, 09:44 PM
lmao thnx...i learnt to read in between the lines.

people....he said how many months have 28 days....They all fricking do o.o lmafo XD

dont believe me, check the calendar?

more @_@ lol

OTC beat me to it oh noes

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 12:58 PM
ill make a story out of this, read it carefully:

There was a loud crack of thunder and the power went off. Shikamaru started to look for a candle when he heard a knock on his door. "Come quickly!" cried Balmung. "*insert rand* has been shot!" Shikamaru grabbed a flashlight and ran to the nearby house of *rand*. When Shikamaru shone the light on *rand*'s face he knew he was dead. Balmung explained that he and this Rand were watching TV, when suddenly, the window smashed in and the Rand fell forward dead. "At that moment there was a crash of thunder and the power went out. That's when I ran and got you." Just then the power returned and the two reading lights came on. Shadow and Balmung sat in total silence for a full two minutes, unable to believe the gruesome scene before them. Shikamaru finally turned to Balmung and said. "Your story is an obvious lie." Why would Shika doubt balmungs story?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:10 PM
Because he's Bal.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:11 PM
thats a good answer but no

the answer is in the story

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:14 PM
Because he said he was shot?

The sound was actually him being shot, not thunder?

Idk xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:16 PM

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:18 PM
OH OH

He said they were watching TV, so how could he have fallen through the window?

8D

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:21 PM
i thought you had it when you mentioned the TV... but then you severely dissapointed me

read the story, no one fell through a god damn window

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:23 PM
Thunder doesn't cause the power to go out, lightning does.

I don't know... I'm outta ideas xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:24 PM

There was a loud crack of thunder and the power went off. Shikamaru started to look for a candle when he heard a knock on his door. "Come quickly!" cried Balmung. "*insert rand* has been shot!" Shikamaru grabbed a flashlight and ran to the nearby house of *rand*. When Shikamaru shone the light on *rand*'s face he knew he was dead. Balmung explained that he and this Rand were watching TV, when suddenly, the window smashed in and the Rand fell forward dead. "At that moment there was a crash of thunder and the power went out. That's when I ran and got you." Just then the power returned and the two reading lights came on. Shadow and Balmung sat in total silence for a full two minutes, unable to believe the gruesome scene before them. Shikamaru finally turned to Balmung and said. "Your story is an obvious lie." Why would Shika doubt balmungs story?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:30 PM
I can't think of the answer with the TV xDDDD

Rand didn't own a TV?

Bal had no reason to be at his house?

Bal shot him as he was watching TV?

TV's didn't exist back then?

Holy crap I'm stumped xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:32 PM
it challenges the way you think

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:37 PM
I just haven't heard a riddle like that xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:43 PM
your not gonna find it on the interwebz, you wont find most of my stuff on the interwebz

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:44 PM
lol, I don't bother looking. Most of the time people say poems so much that that's
how I know them. Never heard of this one though.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:46 PM
ill give the answer when more people take a crack at it

Trey
07-08-2008, 01:46 PM
It'll probably have something to do with the reading lights. Don't those run on batteries or something?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 01:46 PM
Ok. I'll keep thinking of it, so don't tell me until tomorrow xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 01:53 PM
too late, but no here's the part of the story you should look at

Balmung explained that he and this Rand were watching TV, when suddenly, the window smashed in and the Rand fell forward dead. "At that moment there was a crash of thunder and the power went out. That's when I ran and got you." Just then the power returned and the two reading lights came on.

Trey
07-08-2008, 01:55 PM
Okay, now I feel stupid. You could've just said "no" and let me take another crack at it or something.

Bal's lying 'cause there's no TV in the room.

^In case no one got it.

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 02:02 PM
Oh xD

Ok, My turn now.

A man walks into a pub and sits down at the bar, and simply orders a water. The bartender looks at the man, and then, quickly pulls out a shotgun and points it at the man. The man says "Thank you," and leaves. Why did they behave this way?

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 02:08 PM
sorry trey lol

@ hok...

the fuck.. did he have hiccups or something

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 02:10 PM
sorry trey lol

@ hok...

the fuck.. did he have hiccups or something

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 02:14 PM
wow... that... was strange lol

anyways heres another mind fuxx

Trey thought it might be cool to join the army, so he went to the local library to find a book on volunteers. While walking along the rows of books, he sees one with VOLIX written on its spine. How should the title of this book be pronounced?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 02:21 PM
vole-ics

xD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 02:25 PM
wrong you suck

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 03:00 PM
Volgibose.........

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:00 PM
think "books"

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 03:09 PM
Xilov!?!?!?!?!?!?

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:11 PM
what does that have to do with books lol

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 03:12 PM
what does that have to do with books lol

Shit i got it.

Vol = Volume

IX = 9

Volume 9!!

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:13 PM
BINGO good job you ready for another? lol

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 03:14 PM
uhhhh, sure.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:17 PM
since you're not sure if your ready or not i guess you could wait for someone to give one off the webz :rolleyes:

Trey
07-08-2008, 03:22 PM
Man, the mark of a good riddle is that feeling of stupidty you get when you don't get it. Jesus, it was so obvious!

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:28 PM
lol like my riddles do ya? try this one

While on safari in the wild jungles of Africa, Pride woke one morning and felt something in the pocket of his shorts.(lulz) It had a head(more lulz) and a tail, but no legs. When Pride got up he could feel it move inside his pocket. Pride, however, showed little concern and went about his morning rituals. Why such a casual attitude?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 03:33 PM
Because it was a coin.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:36 PM
ah yeh i thought that one was too easy, im trying to think of a REALLY good one

In Hokage's cottage, where the temperature was below freezing, there was a newspaper, a fireplace, some kindling, and a kerosene lamp. What should he light first?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 03:37 PM
If I have a match to light those objects with, the match silly! ;D

Trey
07-08-2008, 03:45 PM
The kindlings, me think.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 03:46 PM
that was an easy one, it was indeed the match

but you're not gonna get this one, it requires thinking:

It's a strange case, thought Shikamaru. The autopsy revealed that Sesshy died from cyanide poisoning. His limp body was found lying beside the gas barbeque which was still hot. The autopsy also revealed that Sesshy had just finished eating two hotdogs, a bag of potato chips and some cherries. After a thorough search of the area, the police recovered a suicide note, the pen Sesshy used to write it, a book of matches, an old coin, an empty potato chip bag and a package of hot dogs and buns. Since nothing else was discovered, Shikamaru was certain Sesshy was murdered elsewhere and his body moved to the suicide scene. Why?

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 04:04 PM
Because everybody hates sesshy.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:07 PM
ignoring retarded answers, again just read the story carefully. pay close attention to detail

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 04:17 PM
I dunno, does it have something to do with the cherries?

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:19 PM
perhaps, take a guess

you'll either be epic for getting it or wrong

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 04:21 PM
lol, because they couldn't find any signs of the cherries?

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:25 PM
close enough, the pits of the cherries were never found well played

last one for today, you want an easy or hard(like the one above)

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 04:26 PM
let's go easy.

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:28 PM
d4rK gets to decide he got it right

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 04:29 PM
but i got TWO right xDDD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:30 PM
and they were extremely easy

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 04:31 PM
WELL........

ok....he picks xDDD

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:33 PM
he sure is taking his sweet time <.<

Shikamaru
07-08-2008, 04:48 PM
fine im picking then, answer this:

Balmung repeated his story for the police report. "I was standing on Main Street watching the people pass by, when this 'ape' comes running at me swinging a pool cue(stick). That's when i started to run. Sergeant Miburo saw us running and he grabbed me. This guy chasing me said I hit his manager over the head and robbed the till at the 'Pink Pool' arcade. It couldn't have been me since I've never been to the 'Pink Pool' or even heard of it before now. I went back to the arcade with the sergeant, and some of the customers said I might be the guy, but they couldn't be certain." After Shikamaru read the above report, he stated, "Balmung is definately guilty." How could he know?

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 05:33 PM
wtf? Apes?!??! Who would stand on main street watching people walk by? the only thing i can think of is the criminal always returns to the scene of the crime.

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 05:53 PM
fine im picking then, answer this:

Balmung repeated his story for the police report. "I was standing on Main Street watching the people pass by, when this 'ape' comes running at me swinging a pool cue(stick). That's when i started to run. Sergeant Miburo saw us running and he grabbed me. This guy chasing me said I hit his manager over the head and robbed the till at the 'Pink Pool' arcade. It couldn't have been me since I've never been to the 'Pink Pool' or even heard of it before now. I went back to the arcade with the sergeant, and some of the customers said I might be the guy, but they couldn't be certain." After Shikamaru read the above report, he stated, "Balmung is definately guilty." How could he know?

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 06:28 PM

what does that mean?

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 06:31 PM
I bolded the bit that's the answer. He said he's never been to the pool place but then later he goes he went BACK with mibs. How could he have gone BACK with mibs if he never went there in the first place.

D4rKR34v3r
07-08-2008, 07:47 PM
I bolded the bit that's the answer. He said he's never been to the pool place but then later he goes he went BACK with mibs. How could he have gone BACK with mibs if he never went there in the first place.

oooo. Didn't catch that. GJ.

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 07:57 PM
I've noticed most of Shikas "hard ones" are like maths problems the answer is right in front of you, you just gotta decrypt the riddle. Doesn't require you to think too far outside the box.

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 09:06 PM
It's more powerful than God.
It's more evil than the devil.
The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it, you'll die.
What am Ihttp://www.iriddler.com/images/q.gif

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 09:14 PM
Nothing..Thats soooo old.

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 09:17 PM
LOL GOOD

http://www.iriddler.com/riddles/puzzles/hanging.jpg
Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How'd he do ithttp://www.iriddler.com/images/q.gif

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 09:30 PM
The water was ice and it melted. Seriously these are some nooby riddles. Here's one.

A bee went buzzing around an oak tree for 50 years, one day it toppled over. No one was around just the bee how did it happen?

ITzANIllUZion
07-08-2008, 10:11 PM
nobody knows.

that ice one..reminded me of a case closed episode..=/

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 10:17 PM
Wrong, I doubt anyone will get it right. It was an act of nature.

ITzANIllUZion
07-08-2008, 10:23 PM
Wind?

I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 10:42 PM
Aren't riddles suppose to have questions ;)

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 10:45 PM
I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown, and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

time.

NEXT

Babyface BK
07-08-2008, 10:55 PM
time.

NEXT

What that's completely wrong.

Hokage4354
07-08-2008, 11:01 PM
no it's not.

ITzANIllUZion
07-08-2008, 11:38 PM
nope its correct..i just googled a riddle and got that..alot of riddles you can google and get the answers

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 12:54 AM
@ BK

wow i am very impressed, id consider that an easy-medium one though

this could be a hard one

Several hundred years ago, a band of explorers were embarking on a sea journey to the far north which would last for three weeks. During this time their staples would consist of crackers and dried meat. They couldn't cook aboard the ship for fear of fire. When they arrived, they planned a celebration of roast lamb. The problem they faced was keeping the meat fresh for three weeks. If they tied a rope to the meat and trailed it in the cold water, predator fish would eat it. If they took ice and snow with them to keep the meat cool, the ice and snow would melt and the ship would fill with water. How could they keep the meat fresh untill they arrived at their destination?

ITzANIllUZion
07-09-2008, 01:13 AM
by using salt

Mashed Potato
07-09-2008, 01:33 AM
@ BK

wow i am very impressed, id consider that an easy-medium one though

this could be a hard one

Several hundred years ago, a band of explorers were embarking on a sea journey to the far north which would last for three weeks. During this time their staples would consist of crackers and dried meat. They couldn't cook aboard the ship for fear of fire. When they arrived, they planned a celebration of roast lamb. The problem they faced was keeping the meat fresh for three weeks. If they tied a rope to the meat and trailed it in the cold water, predator fish would eat it. If they took ice and snow with them to keep the meat cool, the ice and snow would melt and the ship would fill with water. How could they keep the meat fresh untill they arrived at their destination?
time.

NEXT

Mashed Potato
07-09-2008, 01:36 AM
@ BK

wow i am very impressed, id consider that an easy-medium one though

this could be a hard one

Several hundred years ago, a band of explorers were embarking on a sea journey to the far north which would last for three weeks. During this time their staples would consist of crackers and dried meat. They couldn't cook aboard the ship for fear of fire. When they arrived, they planned a celebration of roast lamb. The problem they faced was keeping the meat fresh for three weeks. If they tied a rope to the meat and trailed it in the cold water, predator fish would eat it. If they took ice and snow with them to keep the meat cool, the ice and snow would melt and the ship would fill with water. How could they keep the meat fresh untill they arrived at their destination?
Encase the meat in a thick cubicle of ice and trail that through the water. Zing!

Miburo
07-09-2008, 01:56 AM
Dried meat is already preserved, because it's dried?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 02:10 AM

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 02:12 AM
Bring a living lamb with them?

Miburo
07-09-2008, 02:20 AM

I think I read it wrong. Damn. = /

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 02:21 AM
there you go, that was an obvious answer, no? Good job LN

next:

Miburo turned to Shikamaru and said, "You must have seen the notice in the elevator that the gas and power would be turned off from midnight untill six this morning. The problem is that burglars also read these notices. Anyways, I woke up at ten to six and thought I heard somebody in my apartment. I lit a candle and checked around but didn't see anything unusual. Just then, the power came on, so I decided to shower and go to the office early. I was in the shower for maybe two minutes when I heard another strange noise. I peered around the shower curtain and saw a man walk past the bathroom door. I couldn't make him out clearly because of the steam but I think he wore the coveralls of one of the crew who were working in the building. The bottom line is," shouted Mibz, "my priceless coin collection is missing!" "That story is a lie!" shouted Shikamaru. Why?

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 02:27 AM
there you go, that was an obvious answer, no? Good job LN

next:

Miburo turned to Shikamaru and said, "You must have seen the notice in the elevator that the gas and power would be turned off from midnight untill six this morning. The problem is that burglars also read these notices. Anyways, I woke up at ten to six and thought I heard somebody in my apartment. I lit a candle and checked around but didn't see anything unusual. Just then, the power came on, so I decided to shower and go to the office early. I was in the shower for maybe two minutes when I heard another strange noise. I peered around the shower curtain and saw a man walk past the bathroom door. I couldn't make him out clearly because of the steam but I think he wore the coveralls of one of the crew who were working in the building. The bottom line is," shouted Mibz, "my priceless coin collection is missing!" "That story is a lie!" shouted Shikamaru. Why?
The power and gas wouldn't turn on at ten till six, and if there's no power then there are no lights, and if there is no gas then there is no heat for the shower to produce the steam that would obscure the sight of alleged burglar?

Or Mibz doesn't have a priceless coin collection?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 02:31 AM
mmmm close enough, the power was turned on but there wasn't any hotwater cuz it had been turned off for the last six hours, meaning yes no steam

im gonna have to think of a hard one

Miburo
07-09-2008, 02:32 AM
My dude wouldn't do something faggy like collect coins?

Bathroom wouldn't steam up after just two minutes, right? And my water doesn't get hot after the power goes out anyway. That's the only things I can think of. = /

Edit: GOD DAMN, SLOWNESS.

Also, lol.

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 02:32 AM
Woot, 1.5 correct for me.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 02:36 AM
shit if they were priceless, id sure as hell collect them(to sell)

ill give you a more manly setting next time mibz

heres a warm up:

If you were to step into a sealed room full of 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen?

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 02:36 AM
The match wouldn't light because there's no oxygen for the spark to burn.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 02:53 AM
hmm... i smell foul play <.<

heres something more manly for mibz:

Miburo is a rather vain lifeguard who wears nothing but a G-string bikini while on duty. Mibz's penchant for the night life and gambling have left him in considerable debt. One day, the boys from the 'Pizza Connection' urged Mib to pay a few of the gambling debts he had incurred. Mibz was a little short on cash, so he gave them some of his expensive jewelry so soothe their nerves. Later on, Miburo telephoned the police and reported a robbery. Shikamaru arrived and Mibz explained that he had put his jewelry on the night table and went to sleep. In the morning when he went to put it on, it was missing. Mib said that he always wore his jewelry and that he would just die without it. "Luckily," Miburo mused, "I do have insurance." "You'll be lucky if you're not charged with fraud," said Shikamaru. Why?

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 02:57 AM
hmm... i smell foul play <.<
I took chemistry last year so all that fire and stuff is fresh in my mind. I'll leave that riddle for Mibz.

Miburo
07-09-2008, 02:59 AM
Something with tan lines? Tan where jewelery should be, I'd guess.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:00 AM
okay you've gotten used to word play riddles, moving on lol

manly enough for you mibz?

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:03 AM
I prefer to call it a banana hammock instead of a G string bikini, but eh. ; )

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:12 AM
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with pineapple juice, and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and empty glasses alternate?

F F F E E E <---pictural reference

F = full E = empty

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:16 AM
Six glasses are in a row. The first three are filled with pineapple juice, and the last three are empty. By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and empty glasses alternate?

F F F E E E <---pictural reference

F = full E = empty

Pick up the second one, and poor it into the fifth one? Then put the second, now empty, one back where it was.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:26 AM
mibz is getting the hang of it, more coming

Balmung is in prison and is planning his escape. The cell he is in measures three meters by three meters by three meters. The walls are made of reinforced concrete and they extend two meters below the dirt floor. The only openings in the cell are a locked door and a skylight one meter in diameter. Bal thinks he has found a way to escape so he begins by digging a tunnel. He knows he can't tunnel himself out, but digging a tunnel is crucial for his plan. How does he plan to escape

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 07:53 AM
Dig out the rubble and use it as a step ladder to escape through the skylight.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 08:10 AM
nice

your gonna have to think hard on this one, i made this one to throw you off.

Diamond Pavorotti, a famous classical guitarist, is one of two identical twin brothers. His brother Marcus, Diamond's manager, has a great mind for promotion but can't play a note on a musical instrument. Following Diamond's performance on the night of the 18th, the two brothers left the concert hall together. They were never seen alive again. Two days later, the news broke out that Diamond Pavorotti was found in a field with a knife through his heart. Although Shikamaru had never seen Diamond or his brother, after a quick examination of the body, Shikamaru determind that the dead man was not Diamond Pavorotti. How could he know?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 08:23 AM
From his hands cause he's a guitarist and the other ones never played a note in his life. Diamond is a classical guitarist so he wouldn't use a pick which means his fingers would've had markings or whatever.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 08:25 AM

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 08:30 AM
lol I haven't been using google. You put an interesting twist on riddles by using members most of the time, but trust me it's not hard to decrypt these riddles. Keep em coming cause you're ones are really good compared to the usual. I love these story/case riddles. Find as hard of a riddle as you can.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 08:56 AM
alright if what you say is true then your a damn good riddle cracker (by the way im typing these bitches out by hand)

this one'll be a thinking one:

Bloodkid and Goku were driving along a deserted country road from the town of lulz to the town of LAWLZ. It wasn't until they came to a multiple fork in the road that they faced a problem. The sign post had been knocked down and they were faced with choosing one of five different directions. since they did no have a map and there was no one around to ask, how could Bloodkid and Goku find their way to LAWLZ

Mashed Potato
07-09-2008, 09:01 AM

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:04 AM
theres five different ways how would they know which way is which, thats the problem lol

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 09:06 AM
Look at the angle the signpost was knocked down lift it up if it's small enough(lol) to determine which way LAWLZ would've been pointed.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:08 AM
nope nice thinking though

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 09:14 AM
Go back to the town of lol and buy a map.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:17 AM
that would do it but not the answer to the riddle

Mashed Potato
07-09-2008, 09:18 AM
This is Goku we're talking about, right? Get him to fly up and see where the paths lead to with a birds eye view. Shit solved.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:22 AM
bloodkid could do the same i mean goku over nine thousand not DBZ goku

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 09:26 AM
I think I may have figured it out. It doesn't matter which direction they go they'll reach their destination. 5 Directions = LAWLZ, why else would it be in caps.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:29 AM
er... do you want the answer so we can move on or do you want others to have a whack at it

Ero
07-09-2008, 09:30 AM
well this might not be the right answer but, u didnt' exactly say it was their first time there.

So if they were driving BACK from the town of lulz to the town of LAWLZ, then they wouldn't need a roadsign... ehh i tried lol

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:36 AM
my story would say they had been their before if they had

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 09:39 AM
Ok last try, I'm gonna stick with my original answer but I just figured out even if they didn't which direction LAWLZ is they can have the signpost facing lol and thus automatically the other signs will point in the right direction. Unless its one big ass mofokin sign post that we cannot lift AAAAHHH. Just tell me the answer.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 09:44 AM
yup that was right

when the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow... what is the day after this day

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 09:51 AM
yup that was right

when the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow... what is the day after this day

lol I just kept picturing UK signposts and them mofokers are huge. So I thought I'd still get it wrong. I had to turn my music off and concentrate for that one haha xD.

m..t..w..t..f..s..s

^ lol had to use some next method. Thursday. For anyone who don't know how I figured it out look at my days list and read the riddle while adding and subtracting the days then yeah you should get Thursday. I'm such a geek -_-;

Let me give you one.

A guy pushes his car into town and goes to a hotel. He stays for a few minutes pays the hotel charges then pushes his car out and leaves town. Why did he do this?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 10:14 AM
he was simply playing monopoly no?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 10:19 AM
Yeah, that was a shit one.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 10:26 AM
it actually took me a while to be honest, then again i was up all night drinking

try this one:

There is a robot that is programmed to assemble children's toys. During laboratory tests, the robot assembled hundreds of toys without any errors. The day arrived when the robot was to give a public demonstration and as 'Murphy's Law' would have it everything went wrong. The toy pieces were put into a carton and sealed and brought to the public demonstration. The robot was given the carton filled with toy pieces, but it was unable to assemble a single toy. Why did the robot suddenly become retarded?

Playa
07-09-2008, 10:33 AM
It was programmed to assemble toys not open cartons so because the robot couldn't open the carton? (random guess)

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 10:44 AM

6N6, the famous magician, was bragging about his marksmanship. He claimed to be able to hang up his hat, walk 50 meters blindfolded then turn and shoot a bullet right through his hat. Since 6N6 could not see through his blindfold, how could he manage this feat

Playa
07-09-2008, 10:49 AM
He took off the blindfold after walking 50 meters blindfolded then turned and shot

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 10:53 AM
nope, he didn't take the blindfold off

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 11:01 AM
He could have just hung his hat on himself and paraded around 50 meters then just shot through the hat at an angle where he doesn't shoot himself.

EDIT: Was his gun holstered while walking 50 metres?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 11:06 AM
not quite lol

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 11:07 AM
Look at my edit.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 11:12 AM
95% of my stories dont have holes, if it says it was holstered it was if it doesn't then it probably wasn't XP

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 11:18 AM
lol Ok my previous answer with something about a gun. I think you know that I know the answer. But I'll let someone else figure it out. I just got a really stupid grin on my face from figuring it out lol, I don't know why but if I read a riddle enough times I can come up with a lot of possible endings and go for the most logical one and get it right a lota the times.

Here's one to freshen your mind while you come up with another one.

A boy lives on the 20th floor of his building, in the morning he presses the button to go the ground floor and leaves for school. When he comes back he goes to the 12th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way up. Why does he use this routine everyday?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 11:24 AM
a kid? is he too short to reach the elevator buttons?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 11:35 AM
^^b Well done.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 11:41 AM
made this one just for you:

The dead body of Jaxon, the famous American romance novelist, lay slumped across his hotel room desk. His hand lay near an empty bottle of sleeping pills. A suicide note lay on the desk. "It's so strange," said the bellhop, "as I was carrying Jaxon's bags he was talking excitedly about being in England. As a matter of fact, he said this was the first time he had ever been out of the U.S., and he was planning to write his next novel with London as the setting." Shikamaru looked at the note. It read: I have lost my will to live. My work has received all the honour it deserves. My writing was the centre of my life, but in retrospect, I suppose they're just trashy novels. As the colour fades from my eyes, I can only hope for a better life in the next world. "Based on this I'm sure Jaxon was murdered," declared Shikamaru. Why?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 11:49 AM
Jaxon, the famous American romance novelist lolllllllllllllllll

1. Sleeping pills won't instantly kill so his hand wouldn't be conviniently near the bottle.
2. The handwriting on the note could've suggested that it was not written by him.
3. He's an American romance novelist doesn't mean he resides in America just writes American novels.
4. He already had a good life why kill himself for a better one in the next(he's famous)
5. He says his novels got the honour they DESERVED and his writing was his life then why would he state that his novels are trashy.
6. Why is Shikamaru always the detective???

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 11:52 AM
because the detective is a beast and I'm most suited for the roll :cool:

also i didn't see a correct answer

Mashed Potato
07-09-2008, 12:07 PM
colour centre honour

are all british spellings in his suicide note

yet he has never been outside of the US.

But this is not sufficient proof that he didn't commit suicide

1) He could've been raised by british parents
2) He could've had a preference for the british variants
3) He changed it to confuse, or for the lulz

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 12:10 PM
^Well played Mash, I tried to look for a spelling error in the letter, I didn't think to look at the whole British/American spelling differences. You fully deserve your seat in the English Cult. I bow down to you.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 12:33 PM
colour centre honour

are all british spellings in his suicide note

yet he has never been outside of the US.

But this is not sufficient proof that he didn't commit suicide

1) He could've been raised by british parents
2) He could've had a preference for the british variants
3) He changed it to confuse, or for the lulz

very very good

but although your answer is correct, read the story thats not all that was suspicious in his letter. He made fun of his own work, and who goes to london to kill themselves? i mean come on london? pfft

anyways:

The coast guard ship pulled over next to the drifting boat from which Miburo was frantically waving. The sun was beating down as a hot and perspiring Miburo jumped aboard the coast guard ship and began begging for water. After several glasses, Miburo recounted the last several days. "Balmung and I were out fishing six days ago when both our engine and radio broke down. We've been drifting out here ever since. Three days ago we ran out of water. Balmung started to drink the sea water and went crazy. While going below deck, he fell down the ladder, hit his head and killed himself." Shikamaru examined Balmung's body and confirmed that he had indeed died from a blow to the head.(giggity) Shikamaru turned to Miburo and said "Based on your account I believe Balmung was murdered." Why?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 12:48 PM
very very good

but although your answer is correct, read the story thats not all that was suspicious in his letter. He made fun of his own work, and who goes to london to kill themselves? i mean come on london? pfft

anyways:

The coast guard ship pulled over next to the drifting boat from which Miburo was frantically waving. The sun was beating down as a hot and perspiring Miburo jumped aboard the coast guard ship and began begging for water. After several glasses, Miburo recounted the last several days. "Balmung and I were out fishing six days ago when both our engine and radio broke down. We've been drifting out here ever since. Three days ago we ran out of water. Balmung started to drink the sea water and went crazy. While going below deck, he fell down the ladder, hit his head and killed himself." Shikamaru examined Balmung's body and confirmed that he had indeed died from a blow to the head.(giggity) Shikamaru turned to Miburo and said "Based on your account I believe Balmung was murdered." Why?

5. He says his novels got the honour they DESERVED and his writing was his life then why would he state that his novels are trashy.

You said you didn't see a correct answer :/

Their original ship had a lower deck which means access to sea water would've been restricted so Bal could'nt have been drinking it. Or there wer no traces of salt in his body from the water.

Trey
07-09-2008, 01:13 PM
Mibz was sweating, which means he wasn't dehydrated. Which means he had water all that time and killed Bal to keep it all for himself.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 01:22 PM
@ BK

the correct answer was he was american but the writing had british spellings of the words, implying someone who was british killed him and wrote the note not him

@Trey

correct

easy time:
As a rule, how long will a so-called 'Eight Day Clock' run without winding

D4rKR34v3r
07-09-2008, 03:01 PM
@ BK

the correct answer was he was american but the writing had british spellings of the words, implying someone who was british killed him and wrote the note not him

@Trey

correct

easy time:
As a rule, how long will a so-called 'Eight Day Clock' run without winding

well assuming it needs to be wound, then it wouldn't run at all without winding it.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:10 PM
this is true lol well done

6n6 and Darkazteckz, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. 6n6 downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, DarkAzteckz, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did DA die and 6n6 live?

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:14 PM
Poison was in the ice?

Ice melted in DA's drink because he was sipping like a wussy, while it didn't have time to melt in 6N6's because he's downing that shit too fast.

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 03:18 PM
6n6 is part robot
we all know poison doesnt
kill robots

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:26 PM
yup yup mibz got it

but bal's answer could be plausable

i should make this one challenging:

LonelyNinja adjusted his sunglasses as he sped down the winding mountain road into town. Being very nearsighted, he required corrective lenses. Arriving at the optician's, he tried on his new lenses, and since he could now see perfectly, decided to wear them home. On his way back, LN saw his brother-in-law, Balmung. He stopped and a violent argument ensued. Balmung picked up a rock and smashed it on LN's forehead, killing him. Bal then put the dead body into the car. Seeing LN's sunglasses on the passenger seat he slipped them on LonelyNinja and then pushed the car off the road down a steep ravine. When Shikamaru examined the body he declared that it was no accident but a heinous murder. Why was Shikamaru convinced that LN was murdered?

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:29 PM
They were prescription sunglasses?

D4rKR34v3r
07-09-2008, 03:30 PM
yup yup mibz got it

but bal's answer could be plausable

i should make this one challenging:

LonelyNinja adjusted his sunglasses as he sped down the winding mountain road into town. Being very nearsighted, he required corrective lenses. Arriving at the optician's, he tried on his new lenses, and since he could now see perfectly, decided to wear them home. On his way back, LN saw his brother-in-law, Balmung. He stopped and a violent argument ensued. Balmung picked up a rock and smashed it on LN's forehead, killing him. Bal then put the dead body into the car. Seeing LN's sunglasses on the passenger seat he slipped them on LonelyNinja and then pushed the car off the road down a steep ravine. When Shikamaru examined the body he declared that it was no accident but a heinous murder. Why was Shikamaru convinced that LN was murdered?

LN wasn't wearing the corrective lenses and wearing the sunglasses. Yeah that is as far as i can get. I can't really explain it.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:33 PM
@ mibz

and? lol

@ Dark

no rush

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:39 PM
Fuck, there's more? = /

Uh...meaning he could see fine with the sunglasses, so it doesn't make sense that'd he'd crash?

Edit: God dammit, maybe I'm reading this wrong again. New lenses means a whole new set of glasses, or just new lenses to replace the old ones? /glassesnub

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 03:42 PM
because LN is a full time robot
and just a mere blow to the head
it woudl never kill him
further inspection of the body
shows his lithium battery
was removed

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 03:44 PM
it could mean either, take the story literally, this one has no holes lol

Miburo
07-09-2008, 03:54 PM
GOD DAMMIT!

What happened to the other glasses then? It doesn't mention them falling off or anything. Would contacts count as new lenses? That'd mean he'd be wearing both the prescription sunglasses and contacts, which wouldn't make much sense.

Contact lenses, that makes sense. I'm going with that.

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 03:55 PM
LonelyNinja adjusted his sunglasses as he sped down the winding mountain road into town. Being very nearsighted, he required corrective lenses. Arriving at the optician's, he tried on his new lenses, and since he could now see perfectly, decided to wear them home. On his way back, LN saw his brother-in-law, Balmung. He stopped and a violent argument ensued. Balmung picked up a rock and smashed it on LN's forehead, killing him. Bal then put the dead body into the car. Seeing LN's sunglasses on the passenger seat he slipped them on LonelyNinja and then pushed the car off the road down a steep ravine. When Shikamaru examined the body he declared that it was no accident but a heinous murder. Why was Shikamaru convinced that LN was murdered?

He was never home to begin with.
He just got new glasses so he could see fine.

goku100
07-09-2008, 03:55 PM
Hmmmmm...?

The new lenses LN got were contacts whcih is what Bal overlooked. Also the sunglasses were also prescription, which means LN had 2 prescription glasses on at the same time, which means he can't see.

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 03:58 PM
Hmmmmm...?

The new lenses LN got were contacts whcih is what Bal overlooked. Also the sunglasses were also prescription, which means LN had 2 prescription glasses on at the same time, which means he can't see.

Perhaps, when he put the body in the car he threw it in the backseat?

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:04 PM
GOD DAMMIT!

What happened to the other glasses then? It doesn't mention them falling off or anything. Would contacts count as new lenses? That'd mean he'd be wearing both the prescription sunglasses and contacts, which wouldn't make much sense.

Contact lenses, that makes sense. I'm going with that.

and there you have it Awsome thinking mibz

here work on these while i think of my last one for the moment:

A pair of twins is how many people? Explain

How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?

Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What be I?

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 04:06 PM
A pair of twins is how many people? Explain
How many cubic meters of dirt are in a hole 6 meters long, 2 meters wide and one meter deep?
Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What be I?
1.A pair of twins is four people. One set of twins is two, Pair means two.
Thus, 2 pairs of twins = 4 babies.
2.A hole has 0 meters of dirt in it.
3. The word ton.

Miburo
07-09-2008, 04:10 PM
Hokagay isn't smart enough to get the last one that fast. I'm calling shenanigans!

goku100
07-09-2008, 04:11 PM
i got one...dunno if its done before though.

Bl00dKidZ, a wealthy hermit, lives alone in a small cottage bordering the town of Proton. Being partially handicapped BK had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering his war veteran's cheque one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see Bk's body lying in a pool of dry blood. When Bal arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, a Monday's newspaper, a local hardware store catalogue, charity flyers and unopened mail. The autopsy confirmed Bk had been dead for several days. Who does Bal suspect of foul play and why?

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 04:11 PM
Hokagay isn't smart enough to get the last one that fast. I'm calling shenanigans!

Those are all very old easy riddles.

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 04:11 PM
Hokagay isn't smart. I'm calling shenanigans!
fixed that for you

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 04:13 PM
i got one...dunno if its done before though.

Bl00dKidZ, a wealthy hermit, lives alone in a small cottage bordering the town of Proton. Being partially handicapped BK had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering his war veteran's cheque one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see Bk's body lying in a pool of dry blood. When Bal arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, a Monday's newspaper, a local hardware store catalogue, charity flyers and unopened mail. The autopsy confirmed Bk had been dead for several days. Who does Bal suspect of foul play and why?

I would assume the mailman ,primarily, since there are three people in the
story. BK (who is dead) Bal (who is the inspector) and the mailman.

goku100
07-09-2008, 04:19 PM
Yeah it is the mailman, provide the logical reason if you can though.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:24 PM
he was wrong on the first one lawl. a pair of twins is like a pair of socks

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 04:29 PM
Yeah it is the mailman, provide the logical reason if you can though.

He had come everyday to deliver mail but intentionally left BK in the
house alone because he knew that he could not live on his own. He finally
decided to check if he was dead, to see if things had went according to plan.
In response, he played the "OMG HE'S DEAD" part to lose any blame on him.

Things that support that he was there were the fact the there was warm
milk, unopened letters, ect. (Don't mailmen hand deliver milk?)

Also, if the mailguy knew his condition, he would have hand delivered the milk
since he cannot come to the front door. (same goes with the letters)

goku100
07-09-2008, 04:34 PM
shika - isnt a pair of twins 4 people? since twins is always considered to be 2 people, and if we hav ea pair of 2 people then we have 4 people?

hokage - there's only a paper of Monday, and he had been found on Thursday
that means mailman never brought papers anymore cause he knew that dude was dead =]

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:37 PM
no its two, speaking in singular a twin is one person a pair of twins is like a pair of socks, one pair consists of two items

alright here we go:

The gym was generally crowded at lunch hour, and part of the reason was that Shikamaru, Trey, Miburo and Shino always attended. Following their workout the four would regularly retire to the sauna. Shikamaru and Trey read magazines, Miburo always brought a thermos with a drink, and Shino just talked about the next million dollar deal he was working on. One day when they left the sauna they realized Shino had not come out. When they went back in to check on him they found him with a deep stabwound through his heart. Detective 6N6 searched the sauna for clues and questioned the three witnesses but discovered nothing. Even the autopsy failed to reveal the murder weapon. Which of the three men killed Shino and how did he do it?

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 04:38 PM
mibz hide the weapon
in his thermos
which is really a compartment
in his chest since
hes part robot

Trey
07-09-2008, 04:39 PM
Mibz--he stashed a knife in the thermos.

Hokage4354
07-09-2008, 04:39 PM
He got attacked by a pool shark. THEY'RE VICIOUS!

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:41 PM
wrong wrong and wrong

Miburo
07-09-2008, 04:41 PM
Miburo via knife hand heart strike technique.

Edit:
Oh, fuck. I thought the thermos thing would be it.

goku100
07-09-2008, 04:43 PM
the dude hid icepop in his thermos, killed him with the icepop and then it melted away so no evidence.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:45 PM
tick... tock... tick.... tock <---no thats not a hint

no seriously its not im not being sarcastic

i will say, you need to get the whole thing right in order for me to give credit. Im being a hardass on this one, no hints unless you NEED them

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:47 PM
what the hell is an icepop

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 04:47 PM
frozen water
like a knife type thing
in teh thermos
melted away in suna

goku100
07-09-2008, 04:48 PM

shika - how can you not know what a icepop is, i swear thats the american term...?

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 04:50 PM
i know what an ice pop is

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:52 PM
then goku was right, term is "icepick" but same difference lol

work on this while while i get another good'on

Goku was bragging about the ranch he had purchased, when Balmung commented that it was probably just a 'piddly little' two horse farm. Goku thrust out his chest and replied, " My ranch, I'll have you know, has all horses but two, all cows but two, and all sheep but two." How many animals does Goku own?

Trey
07-09-2008, 04:56 PM
None. He has no animals on his ranch.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 04:57 PM
how do you figure that o_O

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 04:58 PM
2 horse farm - 2 horses = 0

Trey
07-09-2008, 04:59 PM
It takes two to tango, as they say.

Basically, he had no animals to mate. "...all but two."

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:03 PM
nope not right, i just wanted to know how you got that answer

bals not right either

Trey
07-09-2008, 05:05 PM
Three animals, then: horse, cow, sheep.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:14 PM
there you go lol

if that one gave you troubles, good luck with this one:

Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution, there are five requirements a person must meet in order to become President of the United States
The candidate:

-Must be at least 35 years old
-Must be a citizen of the United States
-Must have resided in the United States for at least 14 years
-Must have been born in the United States

There is one more requirement. What is it?

Trey
07-09-2008, 05:17 PM
there you go lol

if that one gave you troubles, good luck with this one:

Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution, there are five requirements a person must meet in order to become President of the United States
The candidate:

-Must be at least 35 years old
-Must be a citizen of the United States
-Must have resided in the United States for at least 14 years
-Must have been born in the United States

There is one more requirement. What is it?

To be voted in by popular vote.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:18 PM
not quite lol

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 05:20 PM

ITzANIllUZion
07-09-2008, 05:22 PM
natural-born citizen of the United States
at least 35 years old,
have been a resident of the United States for 14 years.

there is only 3 requirements =/ to be a prez

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:25 PM
okay whats the fourth requirement then w/e

apparently the site had very old info

ITzANIllUZion
07-09-2008, 05:27 PM
speak english

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:30 PM
not quite again

ITzANIllUZion
07-09-2008, 05:34 PM
must be...WHITE!

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:37 PM
other dude was pretty close

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 05:37 PM
did you get mine

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:50 PM
i missed that one, but you're close too, ill just give it to you

they just have to be elected. You can win the popular votes and not win the election and vise versa

last one for today i think, its a thinker:

As Corbenk boarded his flight to Israel, he noticed an old acquaintance at the back of the plane. He shouted a greeting to his friend by name, then knocked on the cockpit door to say hello to one of the pilots, who was also an old friend. Several moments later Corbenk was arrested. Why?

LonelyNinja
07-09-2008, 05:53 PM
His friend was named Allah or Muhammed and people believed he was a terrorist trying to hijack the plane.

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 05:53 PM
corbenk was a..terrorist??

LN beat me to it D:

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 05:53 PM
nope, although corbenk is in fact a terrorist

goku100
07-09-2008, 05:54 PM
LOL his friends name was jack, so he shouted..."Hi, Jack" duno why he got arrested several months later though, shouldnt it be like on the same day or something lol.

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 05:56 PM

goku100
07-09-2008, 05:57 PM
ive seen em =o

sexy little beasts.

ITzANIllUZion
07-09-2008, 06:00 PM
lol goku it says moments not months..

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 06:00 PM
a lumber jack terrorist
would be impossable to take down

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 06:01 PM
LOL his friends name was jack, so he shouted..."Hi, Jack" duno why he got arrested several months later though, shouldnt it be like on the same day or something lol.

He got arrested several MOMENTS later. Good shit though, yeah that's the answer lol. Oh man can you imagine someone doing that on a plane and coincidentally it goes to I-RAQ. lolll

This not a bomb its a bong.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:02 PM
goku got it lol, it says "moments" by the way

@Bloodkid

thats NL justice for ya, thats why i chose benk

and bah why not:

While exploring the amazon Jungle, Lorene was seized by hostile natives who told her she could make one final statement which would determine how she would die. If the statement she made was false, she would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, she would be fried in oil(yum). Since lorene found neither option too attractive, she made a statement that got her out of this seemingly impossible situation. What is the statement she could have made?

goku100
07-09-2008, 06:03 PM
my bad peeps, looked like months for some reason, and i read it 3 times >.>

BK is finally on, though i gotta brb.

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 06:04 PM
everythign i say is false?

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 06:05 PM
i'd say being boiled in water sounds better than being fried in oil >_0

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 06:10 PM
This is like the 2 roads riddle. She must've said something like you will boil me in water, so if they boil her in water that would mean what she said was true, so she has to be boiled in oil. But if they boil her in oil then her statement is false. What I said only makes sense to me and if it's not the answer. She must've told one of the natives his wife was cheating with that guy when the scuffle started she ran like a bitch.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:17 PM
@lorene
youd still taste yummy either way XP

@blood
yuuup you got it lol

next:

A horse is tied to a five meter rope in front of an old saloon. Six meters behind the horse is a bale of hay. Without breaking his rope, the horse is able to eat the hay whenever it chooses. How be this?

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 06:18 PM
the rope is tied to his hind legs
and the horse is a metter or longer

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:22 PM
not quite but i like ur thinking

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 06:24 PM
a dragonz swooped down and cut the rope w/ it's fire breath

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:25 PM
"without breaking his rope"

lorene fails ;D

balmung5000
07-09-2008, 06:26 PM
a DRAGONZ came down
and moved the hay
to right next to th horse

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 06:26 PM
i always fail D:

especially at riddles hahah

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:30 PM
poor lorene :]

ill say now the hay was not moved lol

ApatheticDimwit
07-09-2008, 06:31 PM
was the rope tied to it's tail??

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 06:36 PM
nope but ur sort of going in the right direction

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 07:09 PM
The rope was tied to the horse but the other end wasn't tied anywhere so it was free to move around as it pleased. It just says he was in front of the saloon, not tied to the front of the saloon.

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 07:16 PM
there you go lol

next:

Shikamaru surveyed the scene. Tom, the famous oil tycoon, was found shot to death while sitting in his car. Shikamaru was puzzled by the fact that he couldn't find a single trace of gunpowder anywhere in the car. This led Shikamaru to believe that Tom had been murdered by someone outside the car. The strange part is all the windows and doors were completely closed and locked. The only bullet holes found were on Tom's body. Since the car was not damaged, how did the assassin manage to kill him?

Playa
07-09-2008, 07:19 PM
The assassin killed him outside the car, then put him in the car & locked the doors/windows

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 07:22 PM
...sadly thats a hole in the story but thats not the answer i was going for lol

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 07:31 PM
Does the sunroof count as window and closed??

Shikamaru
07-09-2008, 07:37 PM
yes it does

Trey
07-09-2008, 07:59 PM
What does him being an oil tycoon have to do with anything?

Babyface BK
07-09-2008, 08:04 PM
It just means he's rich and worth assassinating. But I can't get how anyone could kill someone in a closed car without being in the car and none of the windows got shot through. Also if it were an open top car then why would you have your windows up, even then shots to the body would be hard if the windows were up. My only guess is the assassin is probably hiding in the trunk of the car. You can get through some cars via opening the back seat.