Ok. Im gonna create a situation and i'll give u 3 things u can do but u can only choose 1. after this everyone else should create a situation continuing off the previous one.
NOT THE SITUATION!
ex.- what if your pants suddenly fell off at work?
a. u scream like a ninny
b. pull them up fast hoping no one will notice
c. Dance like uve never danced b4!

The the next person...

b. Scream like a ninny.

What would you do after your pants fell off and u screamed like a ninny?
a. run!
b. smile
c. call 911

then next...
c. call 911
what would the emergency operator say to u.
This is how u do it.

So first Question-THIS ONE IS QUES!
1. What would you do if a 500 pound fat man tried to rob ur house when ur home alone?
A. Panic
B. Call the cops
c. Become the ninja of death and hunt him down

OK HAVE FUN!!! if you read all that (lol)

a) panic

What would you do then?

a) Run outside and lock the door.
b) Lure him into the kitchen by food and then poison him.
c) Grab a baseball bat and confront him.

C) confront him

What do you do then
A) drop the bat cuz ur really weak
B) beat him to a pulp and hide
C) Try to give him a sandwhich, then hit him with the bat

C) Try to give him a sandwhich, then hit him with the bat

What will you do then?

a) Give him the best sandwitch and try to befriend him
b) Grab some insects and put them in a sandwitch and then give it to him
c) forget the sandwitch and stick the bat in his weak spot (ouch!)

B) grab some insects and put them in a sandwitch and then give it to him

What do you do then?
A) Laugh at him
B) be a emo and do evil laugh
c) run away/ call police

c) run away

You decide to run away. When you get outside you spot his friend who is twice as big as him. What would you do then?

a) Tell him his friend is gonna die.
b) Try to outrun him.
c) Run back into the house.

A) tell him his friends gonna die

what do you do then?
A) Attempt to actually kill him
B) hide in ur shed shack
C) Lure him away from the house with another sandwitch

A) Attempt to actually kill him

You grab a knife from your pocket and stab him. The knife bends. What will you tell him?

a) "I was testing your strength"
b) "Please don't kill me"
c) "Can you teach me how to do that?"

b) please dont kill me

u say please dont kill me but the fat guy attempts to bite u like ur food.
what do you do then?
A) scream like a fag
b) scream like a man
C) try to stab him again with a bent knife

try to stab him agine

you try to stab him with bent knife, it works but just makes him mad, he pulls knife out and straightens it out and walks toward you

what do you do?
a) run screaming into the night like a girl

b) beg for your life while wetting your pants

c) use the Hidden Lotus technique to kill him

C) use Hidden Lotus to kill him

After killing him, you decided to hide the body.
Do you:
A) dump him at the dump?
B) cut him up and eat him?
C) cut him up and feed to babies, then shoot babies and throw them off bridge?

c!

1) you then kick the babie's bodies
2) eat the babies
3) rolled in their bloody baby blood

2) eat the babies (yum)

The other fat man still in ur house eating all ur food, and a army of shadowy figures appear that wann kill you, wat do u do then?
1) Attempt to kick shadow ninja ass (but then fat man might escape)
2) lure shadow ninjas into house and trick them to think the fat man is there target
3) use a flamethrower and kill everyone

2) lure shadow ninjas into house and trick them to think the fat man is there target

but the ninjas are not so stupid and they team up with the fatty and head towards you. What will you do?
a) Sit there knowing you'll die
b) Use sexy no jitsu
c) try and fight them

C. Try and fight them.

But they notice who I am and turn back to you. What will you do?
A. Stare in disbelief, your feet unwilling to move.
B. Get angry because you now know you're going to die, and rush the shadows.
C. Scream like a little girl and run as fast as your cowardly heart can get you!

A.
Your feet are movable again, u have this giant kuni and ur neighbor pisses u off wat u do?
1) use kuni to kill himKill him
2) Bring back babies mothers and use them to kill him and use kuni for something else
3) scream like a whore

2. bring the babies mothers back

but instead of killing your neighbor, they rember that you ate their babies
and advance towards, armed and ready for revenge..

1. claim Bush made you do it
2. kill them with kunai
3. scream and throw oranges

1. claim that Bush made you do it

After blaming Bush, everyone believes you. They soon head towards the White House to kill him.
Do you:

A) Join them as a member of the mob?
B) Reluctantly become their leader?
C) Proudly become their leader?

c)Proudly become their leader

but every good leader needs a hat so you...

1. wear a wal-mart bag
2. ask Mooch to draw you one
3. say "wtf does a hat have to do with anything?" and take bush's postion of dictato- I MEAN PRESIDENT, of the U.S.

3. (too lazy to type all of that >.>)

After becoming dictato- i mean "president" of the US, are you:
A) a good, fair leader?
B) a regular asshole who spends the nation's money for self-indulgence?
C) do both, but at an equal level?

c
when u become president more evil babies and fat people start to try and attack u. do u
a) use ur power of secret service and have them shot
b) declare war against baby nation and fat nation
c) scream like a whore

B!

John howard and George Bush are simese twins who together seem to make one heck of a team when it comes to war... what do u do

a. separete them and pray that one of them dies
b. leave them as they are and let the world go to chaos
b. send them to outerspace

b.... I would let the world go to utter chaos. After the chaos ended and all your family died, what would you do?
A. Scream till you die.
B. Stab yourself with a kunai.
C. Cry forever til you die?

b. stab myself with a kunai
but u didnt die from it, the chaos has ended u are now lord of the burnt land that is b4 u. u find survivors to join u but u notice that more babies are still alive, thousands of them, they are genetically altered super babies, wat do u do
a) Scream like a fag (again)
b) u and the survivors create machines like from the terminator and try tp decimate the babies
c) feed the babies to rabid wolverines u have collected

b) u and the survivors create machines like from the terminator and try tp decimate the babies
what would you do next...
A)run like hell
B)sit and chat
c)make new babies

C) Sit and chat.

After talking about how wonderful your life is, you learn that one of your friends is a necrophiliac.

Do you...
A) Laugh at him and tell him to, "Enjoy those maggots eating the inside of your d--k!"
B) Slowly back away from him.
or
C) Ignore what he just said.

B) Slowly back away from him.
as you run you see him chasing you, you:
A)jump of a cliff
B)climb a tree
C)keep running

C) keep running

but he catches up to u and puts a baby in ur hands wat do u do?
A) Take care of the baby and live happily ever after
B) Kill it and laugh then chase after the guy that chased u and kill him
C) Walk around, whistle tune, put baby on ground and just relax

a) I raise it as my own......

but 4 years later, we now have a smaller version of me....so you
A) one DSK is more than enough...kill it....
B) start it's training as a necromancer
C) sit back an relax because you don't give a damn

B) begin it's training as a necromancer

The Necromancer starts to become real powerful, what do you do with him
do you:
A) sell him off to the highest bidder on e-bay O_o
B) use him to defeat ur enemies
C) let him go on his own and do as he pleases