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nelsonkong
11-06-2006, 08:59 PM
received this in email from lapinky...lol...

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

Mooch
11-06-2006, 09:02 PM
omg I laughed at a lot of those, I'm gonna remember those if someone ever tries to hit on me! lol! (doubtful, but still)

lol do not enter... that's my fav XD

LonelyNinja
11-06-2006, 09:03 PM
lmao! XD still laughing o_O

Yeah, those are funny. :p

shadowclone
11-06-2006, 09:03 PM
way to break a mans spirit nelson. =/

kluang
11-06-2006, 09:11 PM
This can be use to break the heart of hopeful

Rhi
11-06-2006, 09:24 PM
received this in email from lapinky...lol...

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

FORWARD TO WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS
(and men who may appreciate good humor)

they are freaking awesome! i use them i a sleaze bag cracks on to me for sure!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-06-2006, 09:39 PM
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THAT WAS FREAKING FUNNY................................... .*laughs.....again*
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Nuerhachi Niru
11-06-2006, 09:42 PM
I appreciate good humor...Lol.

I feel sorry for the guy who was told that though. x/

ShinobiKnight
11-07-2006, 07:28 AM
They're funny, I admit, but very cruel. Still, they're funny, as long as I'm not on the receiving end of one.

demonchildXX
11-07-2006, 07:33 AM
LMAO!!...LoL!! XD *dies of laughter*...hahahaha, yo those are awesome!!

Shikamaru
11-07-2006, 07:51 AM
any guy who says such horrible pick-up lines, or pick-up lines in general, deserves to have these said to him

but any girl who says it, i will never respect again for the sole fact that they're extremely lame lol

Pride
11-07-2006, 07:54 AM
way to break a mans spirit nelson. =/

word.



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Shikamaru
11-07-2006, 07:55 AM
for the record pride, they dont allow double posting in the spam zone for some reason

Pride
11-07-2006, 07:58 AM
i know, i deleted it.

Pride
11-07-2006, 07:59 AM
but you knwo what............

Pride
11-07-2006, 07:59 AM
fuck them

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Shikamaru
11-07-2006, 08:02 AM
well, go for it. im just being useless. You know what they say "ignorance of the law is no excuse for assault with a deadly weapon"

Pride
11-07-2006, 08:11 AM
well if yoru gonna go out, go out big yeh.

Peralisc[TGS]
11-07-2006, 09:21 AM
I never heard such things from a girl. O_o
That sounds realy bitchy anyways. I know only girls who realy wanted to hear more and more compliments , like their hunger for saying something nice about them would never be gone!!! :eek:

diane_cheeze
11-09-2006, 03:58 AM
*laugh*
i like these kinda things... hahahaha!! women power!

DrSpangle
11-09-2006, 05:15 AM
^ lol to this whole topic and the double double posting XD

YondaimeUzumaki
11-09-2006, 06:24 AM
I've heard my fair share of those... j/k as if xD that was hilarious I'll steal a few of these for a project I'm doing could be useful...

~UY~

Nuerhachi Niru
11-15-2006, 11:39 PM
One way to turn a woman down. Lmao.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants.