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coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:32 PM
alrighty people...I'm tired of you all asking for shrimp, so I made this damn bar...so order all you want...I can make pretty much any shrimp...

Jaxon
11-09-2006, 01:38 PM
I'll order some shrimp to go.

To hell.

coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:41 PM
*hands you a bucket of shrimp* well have fun on your journey there...now the f**k out...

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 01:44 PM
cool =D

wheres the other cook.....Bubba? <_<

coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:44 PM
he's in the back smoking a joint...now are you going to order something?

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 01:45 PM
gimme teh house special. o_o

Jaxon
11-09-2006, 01:47 PM
Trust me, you don't want the house special.
I saw what Coco was doing round the back.

coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:47 PM
alrighty then I need to make some breading h/o *brings out a couple pounds of weed and adds it to the breading and mixes it up* it'll just be a couple minutes while they fry up <.<

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 01:49 PM
alrighty then I need to make some breading h/o *brings out a couple pounds of weed and adds it to the breading and mixes it up* it'll just be a couple minutes while they fry up <.<

perfect....


@jaxon

but i saw you eat those shrimps...o_0

coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:52 PM
*hands shadow a bucket* that'll be $50 >.>

Jaxon
11-09-2006, 01:55 PM
but i saw you eat those shrimps...o_0

I said they were manafactured in an obscene way.

I didn't say they weren't tasty.

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 01:56 PM
*hands shadow a bucket* that'll be $50 >.>

*hands him monopoly money*

<_<

coconaught
11-09-2006, 01:57 PM
that works too...I'll just put it through my monopoly - USD money converter and make it real >.>

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 02:06 PM
damn haxxors. o_O

D4rKR34v3r
11-09-2006, 06:20 PM
some coco covered shrimp please

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 06:30 PM
some coco covered shrimp please

youre a sick little man <_<

coconaught
11-09-2006, 06:32 PM
I hope he means coconut shrimp...*hands DR a bucket of coconut shrimp* that'll be $7.50

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 06:34 PM
Hey can I get some Taco's. kk thx

coconaught
11-09-2006, 06:36 PM
you are looking for Garcia's Grande Taco across the street >.>

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 06:37 PM
No Im looking for some "Taco's" if you know what I mean. Mr.Mexicano

jutsuking123
11-09-2006, 06:37 PM
can i get some shrimp! Service around here sucks!

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 06:43 PM
i want some tiger shrimp


RAWR!!! O_0

coconaught
11-09-2006, 06:44 PM
oh really!?! *throws a bucket of shrimp at jutsu* suck that <.<


jarrid...I knew what you meant...across the street is the red light district <.<

tiger shrimp are huge though...so how many do you want?

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 06:46 PM
oh really!?! *throws a bucket of shrimp at jutsu* suck that <.<


jarrid...I knew what you meant...across the street is the red light district <.<

=D


*crosses the street*

<_<......>_>

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 06:47 PM
Oh so its like that jimmy..Im not good enough for your "taco's".

*leaves with a tear in his eye*

coconaught
11-09-2006, 06:48 PM
no it's just that I have none of the tacos you want >.>

jutsuking123
11-09-2006, 06:54 PM
*Catchs a shrimp in mouth, gags* Nasty! Whats in this shrimp *pulls shells out of mouth* What tha!

D4rKR34v3r
11-09-2006, 07:01 PM
I WANT SHRIMP PUFFS!!

*pays him 7.50 for coco shrimp*

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 07:02 PM
*comes back after having some taco's*

Hii Coco.. I loveee you mannn...I want some rainbow shrimp...

coconaught
11-09-2006, 07:04 PM
*gives DR 2 buckets of shrimp puffs* I'll give them to you for free if you get rid of Jutsu >.>

@jarrid...alrighty then man...just stay on that side of the counter >.>

D4rKR34v3r
11-09-2006, 07:11 PM
*Grabs jutsuking123* Get outta here!!! DOn't come here for 24 hours or else we weill ignore u and u dun get shrimp!

coconaught
11-09-2006, 07:12 PM
there you go free shrimp puffs >.> be lucky cause that $10 a bucket <.<

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 07:12 PM
Dont worry coco I wont cause any problems *Jumps over the counter and starts drinking random liquds*

RAWRRR...

D4rKR34v3r
11-09-2006, 07:15 PM
Dont worry coco I wont cause any problems *Jumps over the counter and starts drinking random liquds*

RAWRRR...

hahaah u have been drugged. Those are my drugs muahhaahha. *tosses Jarid out* Get back when u bring cash!!

coconaught
11-09-2006, 07:17 PM
dude...you just drank all my soy sauce, lemon juice, and olive oil...

D4rKR34v3r
11-09-2006, 07:23 PM
*orders Shrimp Tempura*

shadowclone
11-09-2006, 07:24 PM
dude...you just drank all my soy sauce, lemon juice, and olive oil...

and no rat poison? O_0

coconaught
11-09-2006, 07:24 PM
god you eat a lot DR >.> *gives you an extra sized bowl of shrimp tempura* that's the last thing free you get <.<

@SC no the rat poison is in the back by drinks

Jarrid
11-09-2006, 07:55 PM
*Jumps over everyone and drinks some More Soy Sauce*

MWuhahahahaah...... This black liqud.. its... sensational.... almost orgasmic

*Passes out*

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-09-2006, 08:11 PM
I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shadowclone
11-10-2006, 01:39 AM
I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here *hands her some shrimpless shrimp*

=P

coconaught
11-10-2006, 01:42 AM
I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hands her some breading* there you go...and either DSM edited that post or you are the second person to say that to me...

shadowclone
11-10-2006, 01:45 AM
it was kaylah.....<_<

kluang
11-10-2006, 02:27 AM
I want a tom yam with extra shrimp

diane_cheeze
11-10-2006, 03:45 AM
i want a basket of yummy crispy fried shrimp fritters!!!

D4rKR34v3r
11-10-2006, 05:54 PM
Want some, sushi. 10 pieces of Salmon ummmm 1 Shrimp Tempura. 2 Shrimp Sushi lets seeeeee, ohh yeah can i get a special of the day too !

coconaught
11-10-2006, 08:43 PM
*hands everybody what they ordered* the special today is lemon-peppered shrimp is that ok? DR

duck_sauce_king
11-10-2006, 09:01 PM
I'll take one order of everything.....

DeathSand
11-10-2006, 09:16 PM
ooooooo can i be a cook please please please T.T

LonelyNinja
11-12-2006, 04:14 PM
Some shrimp tempura please <.<

coconaught
11-12-2006, 04:16 PM
<.< ok...shop closed do to low funds...>.> so *sets a table up with all the food he had left* eat up <.<

shadowclone
11-12-2006, 04:18 PM
*kicks coco in the nads*

SHIRMP!!! :mad:

LonelyNinja
11-12-2006, 04:18 PM
Banzai!!!

*jumps into pile of food and eats it all*

Thank you very much! :D

*places twenty on counter*

shadowclone
11-12-2006, 04:20 PM
*takes money from counter*


<_<.....>_>

coconaught
11-12-2006, 04:21 PM
take it I don't need it >.> now take the damn shrimp and get out <.<

shadowclone
11-12-2006, 04:22 PM
*starts throwing gasoline all over bar*

dont make me do it

*takes out lighter*

=O

LonelyNinja
11-12-2006, 04:23 PM
*throws lit match onto bar*

:D

shadowclone
11-12-2006, 04:25 PM
lol


at least coco will get hefty insurance claim from the "accident"....<_<



you did get insurance for the bar, right coco? o_o

coconaught
11-12-2006, 04:30 PM
yeah I did...a couple million actually...<.< which is good because I got the place for a jar of peanuts...I was going to burn it anyways <.<