alrighty people...I'm tired of you all asking for shrimp, so I made this damn bar...so order all you want...I can make pretty much any shrimp...

I'll order some shrimp to go.

To hell.

*hands you a bucket of shrimp* well have fun on your journey there...now the f**k out...

cool =D

wheres the other cook.....Bubba? <_<

he's in the back smoking a joint...now are you going to order something?

gimme teh house special. o_o

Trust me, you don't want the house special.
I saw what Coco was doing round the back.

alrighty then I need to make some breading h/o *brings out a couple pounds of weed and adds it to the breading and mixes it up* it'll just be a couple minutes while they fry up <.<

alrighty then I need to make some breading h/o *brings out a couple pounds of weed and adds it to the breading and mixes it up* it'll just be a couple minutes while they fry up <.<

perfect....


@jaxon

but i saw you eat those shrimps...o_0

*hands shadow a bucket* that'll be $50 >.>

but i saw you eat those shrimps...o_0

I said they were manafactured in an obscene way.

I didn't say they weren't tasty.

*hands shadow a bucket* that'll be $50 >.>

*hands him monopoly money*

<_<

that works too...I'll just put it through my monopoly - USD money converter and make it real >.>

damn haxxors. o_O

some coco covered shrimp please

some coco covered shrimp please

youre a sick little man <_<

I hope he means coconut shrimp...*hands DR a bucket of coconut shrimp* that'll be $7.50

Hey can I get some Taco's. kk thx

you are looking for Garcia's Grande Taco across the street >.>

No Im looking for some "Taco's" if you know what I mean. Mr.Mexicano

can i get some shrimp! Service around here sucks!

i want some tiger shrimp


RAWR!!! O_0

oh really!?! *throws a bucket of shrimp at jutsu* suck that <.<


jarrid...I knew what you meant...across the street is the red light district <.<

tiger shrimp are huge though...so how many do you want?

oh really!?! *throws a bucket of shrimp at jutsu* suck that <.<


jarrid...I knew what you meant...across the street is the red light district <.<

=D


*crosses the street*

<_<......>_>

Oh so its like that jimmy..Im not good enough for your "taco's".

*leaves with a tear in his eye*

no it's just that I have none of the tacos you want >.>

*Catchs a shrimp in mouth, gags* Nasty! Whats in this shrimp *pulls shells out of mouth* What tha!

I WANT SHRIMP PUFFS!!

*pays him 7.50 for coco shrimp*

*comes back after having some taco's*

Hii Coco.. I loveee you mannn...I want some rainbow shrimp...

*gives DR 2 buckets of shrimp puffs* I'll give them to you for free if you get rid of Jutsu >.>

@jarrid...alrighty then man...just stay on that side of the counter >.>

*Grabs jutsuking123* Get outta here!!! DOn't come here for 24 hours or else we weill ignore u and u dun get shrimp!

there you go free shrimp puffs >.> be lucky cause that $10 a bucket <.<

Dont worry coco I wont cause any problems *Jumps over the counter and starts drinking random liquds*

RAWRRR...

Dont worry coco I wont cause any problems *Jumps over the counter and starts drinking random liquds*

RAWRRR...

hahaah u have been drugged. Those are my drugs muahhaahha. *tosses Jarid out* Get back when u bring cash!!

dude...you just drank all my soy sauce, lemon juice, and olive oil...

*orders Shrimp Tempura*

dude...you just drank all my soy sauce, lemon juice, and olive oil...

and no rat poison? O_0

god you eat a lot DR >.> *gives you an extra sized bowl of shrimp tempura* that's the last thing free you get <.<

@SC no the rat poison is in the back by drinks

*Jumps over everyone and drinks some More Soy Sauce*

MWuhahahahaah...... This black liqud.. its... sensational.... almost orgasmic

*Passes out*

I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

here *hands her some shrimpless shrimp*

=P

I'll have the "anything that doesn't have shrimp" order!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M COCO for Coconaught!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hands her some breading* there you go...and either DSM edited that post or you are the second person to say that to me...

it was kaylah.....<_<

I want a tom yam with extra shrimp

i want a basket of yummy crispy fried shrimp fritters!!!

Want some, sushi. 10 pieces of Salmon ummmm 1 Shrimp Tempura. 2 Shrimp Sushi lets seeeeee, ohh yeah can i get a special of the day too !

*hands everybody what they ordered* the special today is lemon-peppered shrimp is that ok? DR

I'll take one order of everything.....

ooooooo can i be a cook please please please T.T

Some shrimp tempura please <.<

<.< ok...shop closed do to low funds...>.> so *sets a table up with all the food he had left* eat up <.<

*kicks coco in the nads*

SHIRMP!!! :mad:

Banzai!!!

*jumps into pile of food and eats it all*

Thank you very much! :D

*places twenty on counter*

*takes money from counter*


<_<.....>_>

take it I don't need it >.> now take the damn shrimp and get out <.<

*starts throwing gasoline all over bar*

dont make me do it

*takes out lighter*

=O

*throws lit match onto bar*

:D

lol


at least coco will get hefty insurance claim from the "accident"....<_<



you did get insurance for the bar, right coco? o_o

yeah I did...a couple million actually...<.< which is good because I got the place for a jar of peanuts...I was going to burn it anyways <.<