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nelsonkong
11-14-2006, 04:05 AM
TOUGH QUESTIONS


Question 1:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.

Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A -- Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -- He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college, and drinks a quart of whiskey every
evening.

Candidate C -- He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian,
doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?



Question 2:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three
who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she
had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.



Question 3:
And Finally ... can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...
Can you guess which organization this is?

Decide first ... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
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Answer 1:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler

Answer 2:
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said, "YES!" ... you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading ...

Never be afraid to try something new ...
Remember ... Amateurs built the ark ... Professionals...built the
Titanic!

Answer 3:
Give up yet?
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year.

Kiba_is_mine
11-14-2006, 04:19 AM
interesting indeed neslon!

I am amazed that Hilter was healthy and faithful yet such a evil man

Azumi
11-14-2006, 04:25 AM
cool! i actually (and honestly) answered letter B on the first question... then i answered YES on the second... and on the third... well, i thought it was a company that adopts prisoners for a job employement... lol that was stupid to think.. hehehe...

nelsonkong
11-14-2006, 09:14 PM
the chances of the exist of beethoven are actually very very slim...thankful that the mother and the people around didn't stop him from coming to this world..XD

diane_cheeze
11-14-2006, 09:28 PM
*laugh*
really cant judge a book by its cover man! haha
i enjoyed the Question 3... hehe

for Question 1, i cant believe i picked Hitler! yeeech!!

ryanisc001
11-14-2006, 09:40 PM
this really made me think, i choose
c
abortion
and i couldnt figure out the last one.
lol that was funny though, now i know why theres a bunch of stupid ass laws. but as you where just tring to prove with the first question, just becuase some may have bad things doesnt neccarly make them bad leaders, i mean c seemed to be the best choice but turned out to be hitler.

ShinobiKnight
11-14-2006, 09:56 PM
I saw the first and third questions before, but forgot the answer to the first one. The third I remembered, though. Second is new. Excellent work. ^_^

Ninja48
11-14-2006, 10:03 PM
For the first question, I found all that info really irrelevant. I would be like "eh? what issues do they stand for?" That's when their true colors would show. Especially on candidate C. "Issues? Wants to carry out a final solution..." The vegetables and lack of alcohol must've altered his psyche.

I think Lincoln was abused as a child, too. So personal life doesn't have much to do with anything.

Question 2, so, 6 kids came out bad? I guess the other 2 of the 8 were alright :P. Also, Beethoven was deaf anyways. He was a combination of reverse retardation (there are autistics who can calculate amazing numbers) and the deafness, I suppose. Epic roll of the die :P

I lol'ed at the 3rd. I wonder how those statistics compare to normal companies, though.