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nelsonkong
11-15-2006, 09:23 PM
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start


at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also
think. :p

Nuerhachi Niru
11-15-2006, 09:29 PM
LMFAO.

That's completely true. XD
I've seen stuff like this happen at the college I live next to. o.o

diane_cheeze
11-16-2006, 02:49 AM
LOL!! i like this!! haha!
think i've read it before....
super women power i like.... haha

kluang
11-16-2006, 02:50 AM
Women using sexual harrassment to get out of situation......... No fair....