Okay, here is where you can post crazy things people would do if there where addicted to Naruto. I'll start if off....
You know your addicted to Naruto when....

-You practise your seals every night till you fall asleep.
-You name your dog Akamaru.
-You randomly yell Sasuke, when your mad.
-YOu randomly Chidori people for looking at you funny.
-You get a cursed seal tattooed up your arm and across your face.

That's all I can think of right now. What do you people got?

You make a Naruto uniform and try to get your school to adopt it as the standard uniform for everybody. Then make a Hinata uniform and have all the girls wear that.

-when you take a blue rubber ball and yell rasegan and palm thrust it into some ones stomach

I like Naruto but my friend LOVES Naruto and one day he brought a Naruto head band then he hand made and wore it around his neck (they wouldn't let him wear it on his forehead) all day at school.

You've watched too much Naruto when...

-You don't put anything on a test, thinking you'll pass it.
-You point at some big chest girl shouting 'Tsunade-sama!'
-You point at some random old guy yelling 'Pervert Sennin!'
-Move your tongue outside your mouth like you're Orochimaru
-Carry your dog, Akamaru, around everywhere on your head.
-Wear a big coat with thousands of bugs crawling through it.
-Step on someone's shadow, thinking your Shadow Bind No Jutsu will work.

You're addicted to Naruto when....
You place your fingers together like Shikamaru when you need to think.
You wear a hidden village headband somewhere on your body.
You get the Chinese symbol for love tatooed on your head.
You carry sand in a big gourd on your back.
Someone threatens a person you love and your eyes resemble that of a demon fox, and you start going crazy on everyone.

I've done a couple of those

You're addicted to Naruto when...
You try to transform in school.
You try to focus chakra into the palm of your hand during class.
You are in a fight and you try to win by duplicating yourself with kage bunshin no jutsu.
You see a mark on a friends neck and try to seal it.
You try to walk up walls but you fall, yet keep trying so you can beat Sasuke.

-Insist that you're not insane, it's just you're inner-self talking.
-Attempt to defy gravity and have you're hair stick up [I've actually met someone who did this XD quite..a lot of gell]
-get a highschool ring, and insist your from Akatsuki, and that signifys it.
-Pretend to watch the clouds, telling people that girls are troublesome, even though you know you just want to get in their pants -_-; [for guys >.>]
-place a bown a top ur head, cut around it, and attach weights to ur legs. [I know at least 3 guys who have weights XD, I attempted wearing them for a day O.O didn't work out so well >.<]
-Make all the sweet little kids get out of a sandbox, and sit in it meditating, attempting to move the grains of sand until you can suffocate someone with it.
- Write love across your forehead.
- Scream at anyone who steals ur food, attempting to roll over them, at high speed.
-Draw wierd insignia across your forehead, telling everyone it's their destiny to fail before you.

You are addicted to naruto when:

- You post articles talking about being addicted to naruto :p

*sigh* I guess I am one of them!

youre addicted to Naruto when.............
- You sew the Uchiha symbol on the back of you shirt
- you talk about Naruto 24/7
- you relate everything to naruto
- you try to figure out one of Kimimaro's dances like Tsubaki no Mai "Dance of Camellias"

you are addicted to Naruto if you........
-participate in a Naruto RPG forum (soooooooooooo guilty......)
-Own a Naruto FC (soooooo guilty too.....:p)
-Can't stop thinking about the Naruto series
-Name all of your plants all Uki-kun (I only have 1 plant called that! >.<)

Diagnosis: Addicted to Naruto. XD

You are addicted to Naruto when..

-You fall in love with Kurenai.
-You mastered the sexy no jutsu.
-You wear the Akatsuki's uniform.
-You follow Jiraya's foot steps.

You're a definite Naruto addict when:

-- You shout "Henge!", strip in front of a male teacher and pose in a sexy way after he yells at you for being delinquent.
-- You carry a pic of Hinata or Kurenai (if ur a boy)/Itachi or Sasuke (if ur a girl) in your wallet. Then when somebody asks you who is that, you smugly tell them it's your girlfriend/boyfriend.
-- You have some custom-made, red contact lenses with 3 black dots at them, and randomly yell "Sharingan" while glaring at people.
-- OR: You wear white contact lenses and keep going on and on about destiny being an unchangeable flow in the universe and there is only one fate all people share and that is death. Say these with no emotion.
-- You say 'dattebayo' at the end of each and every sentence (even if ur not speaking in Japanese). :p
-- You shout "Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou" and start poking your seatmate like crazy.
-- You dye your hair white, wear a mask over the lower part of your face and over your left eye, and read a lil book called Icha Icha Paradise while walking. Blush occassionally.

You know you're addicted to Naruto when:

-When you laugh, you say "kukuku..."
-you eat ramen religiously (check)
-you end all your sentences in "dattebayo!" (Dattebayo!)
-you paint your fingernails purple (well...)
-you memorize all your friends' scents (*sniff*)
-you hold grudges over food (uhh..)
-you start a sasuke fanclub (guilty as charged :P)
-you cry every time you accomplish something (i cry whenever i see a great pic of sasuke)
-you use "troublesome" to describe anything that involves work (yup.)
-you kill your parents (i dream about it)
-you wrap a younger sibling in gauze and attach them to your back (oops, i've said too much...)
-you gamble uncontrollably
-you write perverted stories (um)
-you read perverted stories (yeah, so?) while walking (er...) or doing anything else (hey)
-you obsess over training (and?)
-you wear twin buns in your hair (sometimes)
-you got angry when you heard about Naruto getting liscensed (...)
-you perfected the art of the drunken fist... while you were sober (loser!)^_^
-you memorized the hand signs (feh)
-you poke your kid brother/sister in the forehead (she was being annoying)
-you call people younger than you brats (^_^)

Yell Byakudan and stare at the wall for hours thinking you will eventually see through it

Goes to a restaurant, accidentally drink your father's wine and trash the whole restaurant

Write "Ai" on your arm in marker... which I just did...

U pour a bottle of sea water into ur eyes and shout SHARINGAN...!!!!!....

i have naruto fever
symptoms:

i wear hidden village head band as belt buckle
i name my rottwiler kiba
i hate my brother for taking the last pack of ramen
i do the shikamaru sign when thinkin
i am trying to wrap my little cuzin in tape and put him on my back
i am lookin for a pair of naruto boots /sandels on ebay right now


i have naruto fver and i like it

You're addicted to Naruto when...

You try to focus chakra into the palm of your hand during class.
I did that before I ever knew about Naruto. I guess it was too much DBZ or whatever. But then again....That ecentricalenergies or whatever's web site has really good info on chakra and how to release it.

-You dream of fighting someone using jutsus
-You read every book you can find about Ninjas, Ninjutsu, Taijutsu, ect ect
-You take a marker and write "Etchi Etchi Paradise" on all the perverted books you see.
-You buy one of the Forehead Protectors and wear it all day long
-You try to focus Chakra, and when you think you have done it, attack the nearest thing to you(or person).

Lol^^ *ish guilty of most of the stuff listed previously and some here*

you make a bingo book of your foes

if you've ever taken money from a child, and spent it in a strip club on alcohol and women when you said you would look after it... you might be a red neck (or Jiraiya)

if you've ever taken money from a child, and spent it in a strip club on alcohol and women when you said you would look after it... you might be a red neck (or Jiraiya)


HOly sh** i did that be4....XD You know u r addicted to Naruto if your ass joined this forum

HOly sh** i did that be4....XD You know u r addicted to Naruto if your ass joined this forumhahahah, please tell me you are joking XD

*if you dont do the house work cause you blame it on being to low on chakra... you are an addict......
*if you answer the door after looking through the eye hole, and saying you knew it was them because of your byakugan... you might be an adict
*if you jump down the stairs, imagining you were fliping and things... you might be an addict.
*if you know all the opening and closing songs word for word, but not only that, sing the high voiced ones too... you might be an addict

haha , well some a bunch of hot guys in school started a fight with another gang and they won. Before they left they said , ' Dont mess with akatsuki" i was like woah... too much naruto well anywaiiz

-If you create gangs in school naming it 'konoha', akatsuki, watever
-Holding a tennis ball and try to do rasengan
-Compare everything to naruto
-Shout out some jutsus while in a fight.
-Calling your boyfriend/girlfriend a naruto character.
-Perve on girls, too much jiraiya for you :p

How bout
- tryin to bleed urself and shout KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU.. -
- roll ur body from the top of a hill while shouting MEAT BALL TANK..-.-..-
- try to make hand seal and end up wif ur finger broken..lol..-
- bite someone on his neck and say ' u'll seek me for power'...-
- tryin to jump from tree to tree assuming that u'll land safely..-

i once tried to dye my hair silver like kakashi-sensei but it turned blue-silver instead.... but still cool!!!! :p

Whoaahh..,did u manage to make ur hair stand..???...

i once tried to dye my hair silver like kakashi-sensei but it turned blue-silver instead.... but still cool!!!! :p

wow, i had silver streaks once but not as cools as urs :)

How bout
- tryin to bleed urself and shout KUCHIYOSE NO JUTSU.. -
- roll ur body from the top of a hill while shouting MEAT BALL TANK..-.-..-
- try to make hand seal and end up wif ur finger broken..lol..-
- bite someone on his neck and say ' u'll seek me for power'...-
- tryin to jump from tree to tree assuming that u'll land safely..-
Hilarious!

what if you trained your dog to jump into the air and piss on stuff?

And after that.,train ur dog to spin around and try Garouga....Huhuhu....