we are going to have a relationship tonight im gonna go out with you we're gonna date for a while we're gonna make sweet sweet love with each other and then suddenly without warning im not even gonna call you guys anymore

the last thing you will have heard me say is "hey, ill call you guys later".... and i never call. But you hear through the grape vine im dating a younger, sexier forum and that im really happy but im not happy cuz i think about you guys. and about a year from now ima call weeping in the middle of the night "you were the best forum i ever had, you really listen to me and i didn't know the forum i had till you dispersed." then we're gonna get together we're gonna hang out maybe we'll all like you know run around town and smash windows and cause destruction and ill make jokes and one of you guys will turn and be like "haha Shika you're a riot" ill go "IM A RIOT?! YOU'RE A FUCKING RIOT"

....So we're plotting a mass terrorist raid on NL, I'll get the medevil mace 8D

thats how things are gonna go down TO-NIGHT

Fight Teh Program >o<!!!!

O_O
*picks up giant norse war hammer*
what do I hit first?

Ooookaaaay then. o_O




Do I need to bring the bats and shovels? >.>

Ooookaaaay then. o_O




Do I need to bring the bats and shovels? >.>

no bats and shovels
*gives LN gaint norse battle axe*

No thanks. <.<

*brandishes Biggoron Sword*

O_O
okay
*gose of to find something to hit*

*picks up RPG launcher* How's this?

*picks up Bastard sword*
I'm in

first, we all must see if our weapons are effective..... test them out on LN :)

Wait, I demand we attack antartica first =O, they Eskimo's are up to something... but in the meantime

*swings mace at LN*

O_O
okay!
*Hits LN with gaint norse war hammer*
-_-
I think I broke him.

*twitch, twitch* I hate you Shika. @_@

awww, thats the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Thank you

You're welcome...? o_O

*twitch, twitch* I hate you Shika. @_@

QUITE TWITCHING!
*hits repeatedly with war hammer untile twitching stops*

QUITE TWITCHING!
*hits repeatedly with war hammer untile twitching stops*

*twitch, twitch* @_@

*twitch, twitch* @_@

*continues to hit with war hammer untile the twitching stops*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

*continues to hit with war hammer untile the twitching stops*
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

*TWITCH, TWITCH* @_@

*TWITCH, TWITCH* @_@

ah forget it.
*picks up broken LN and buts him in blender and hits blend.*
*evil laugh*

*crawls out of blender before it blends*

o_o

*crawls out of blender before it blends*

o_o

*stuffs back inside with long stick*

*stuffs back inside with long stick*

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first?So you can see the expression on their face.So, why are you putting me in their? Put babies in there. o_o

Why do you put babies in the blender feet first?So you can see the expression on their face.So, why are you putting me in their? Put babies in there. o_o

because I can
and because I have no babies near by

because I can
and because I have no babies near by

*gives you barrel of babies* <.< >.>

Dane Cook you silly bitch.

*Phone rings*

Hello? Oh, hey Mr. Cook. Oh, what? You want little Shiki to stop stealing your material all the time? Right, right, I understand. I'll let him know...

Oh, and Shiky, what's with the OMFGlong-ass post? ; )

Switch to Mitch Hedberg time:

I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table.

An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."

I bought myself a parrot; the parrot talked, but it did not say "I'm hungry", so it died.

I'm in who should I kill first.....

i got a Skarn-Ska

That Dane Cook is a silly bitch!

'LOL SOMEONE HAS SHIT ON THE COATS!!!!!!'

I can't stand him.

*Phone rings*

Hello? Oh, hey Mr. Cook. Oh, what? You want little Shiki to stop stealing your material all the time? Right, right, I understand. I'll let him know...

Oh, and Shiky, what's with the OMFGlong-ass post? ; )



AHAHAH ROFL ROFL ROFL, THATS HALARIOUS! HONESTLY IVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING FUNNIER! A 21 YEAR OLD ON AN ANIME FORUM HASSALING ME


and you thought i meant your post didn't you? tut tut tut

OMG lyke a 21 yo haz an inter3st in teh japanamation?!? No wai!

So sorry, didn't mean to be "hassaling" you, good sir. Whatever that is, my bad. And I guess not everyone can be the pinnacle of wit and humor like a man such as yourself, it seems. May I humbly suggest you add "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" to your comedic arsenal? It fits perfectly into your particular brand of comedy. : )

Are you saying...shika is black, pimp slaps people..and plays bass geetar :0

Are you saying...shika is black, pimp slaps people..and plays bass geetar :0



yeah... what he said was like... the worst attempt at an insult ive ever heard in my life lol and ive heard some bad ones, ironically all of them being his


dave chappelle happends to be one of the best comedic minds on TV i dunno how the hell that could classify as an insult, even sarcasm-wise

>.>;; The only comedians I know majorly are Billy connely and Jimmy Carr

'The gypsy moth can be smelt from over 7 miles away, this also works if you take the phrase 'moth' away also'

>.>;; The only comedians I know majorly are Billy connely and Jimmy Carr

'The gypsy moth can be smelt from over 7 miles away, this also works if you take the phrase 'mouth' away also'



it's funny cuz its true lol, sadly thats age 20 and down. It's also known as "people who have a life outside of an anime forum will get this" humor

yeah... what he said was like... the worst attempt at an insult ive ever heard in my life lol and ive heard some bad ones, ironically all of them being his


dave chappelle happends to be one of the best comedic minds on TV i dunno how the hell that could classify as an insult, even sarcasm-wise

Oh, the irony!

And obviously you didn't get what I was saying at all if you think I'm insinuating that Dane Cook and Dave Chappelle aren't funny. They definitely are. Unfortunately for you, you're not either one of them. Read this (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=chappelle) and then try to put two and two together. Might be a stretch for you, but I think you just might just get where I'm going with this....Then again, probably not.

O_O
*looks around*
no more people to hit?

yeah.... thats exactly why i didn't say "im rick james bitch" not only does that have nothing to do with insulting but its stupid

instead of explaining why your posts are useless and oh so ery sad ill just say to you what i said to fresh

ShikamaruL9i: the kids posts really dont make sense
ShikamaruL9i: he thinks length will make up for witty-ness or a point

Just because you completely and totally fail to see the point doesn't mean it's not there. I can't be blamed for your utter lack of reading comprehension, afterall. Try actually reading that link, perhaps. He uses the "I'm Rick James.." thing as an example, but it most certainly applies here.

Lol Miburo is owning this thread

Just because you completely and totally fail to see the point doesn't mean it's not there. I can't be blamed for your utter lack of reading comprehension, afterall. Try actually reading that link, perhaps. He uses the "I'm Rick James.." thing as an example, but it most certainly applies here.


in your own little fantasy world, sure it might, but lord knows the "im rick james bitch" line is FAR above anything your posts could ever hope to accomplish

@_@....Wow, *goes back to manga drawing tuts*

I don't see how he's owning this thread >.> just a few words I can't understand XD!

I don't see how he's owning this thread >.> just a few words I can't understand XD!

this may help you :)

http://dictionary.reference.com/

@_@....Wow, *goes back to manga drawing tuts*

I don't see how he's owning this thread >.> just a few words I can't understand XD!



he's really not, g.money is just one of the many who would side against me, even if i had unarguable proof, because i made him cry in the past :'(

O_O
*hits thread with gaint norse war hammer*

I'm not taking sides =/ Just surprised at how it's led into a big long worded and paragraph upon paragraph debate =P!

EDIT: >.> Thanks G.

I'm not taking sides =/ Just surprised at how it's led into a big long worded and paragraph upon paragraph debate =P!

EDIT: >.> Thanks G.



yeah miburo thinks his paragraphs makes up for how shitty his posts are, sadly its not the case lol. and my posts aren't really paragraphs, two sentences a paragraph does not make

he's really not, g.money is just one of the many who would side against me, even if i had unarguable proof, because i made him cry in the past :'(

Nah you never made me cry in the past and besides I'm bored...

yeah miburo thinks his paragraphs makes up for how shitty his posts are, sadly its not the case lol. and my posts aren't really paragraphs, two sentences a paragraph does not make
I'm interested to see how you will claim thats not a flame when you directly insulted him and his posts, seems like a banning if we wanna be fair lol

Yeah, there's definitely no way that I just have a decent vocabulary and type using semi-proper grammatical techniques, right? Nah, that'd be what an intelligent person would conclude. = /

OMG lyke he uses teh big words and paragraphs lolz! Burn! Damn, that hurts guys. ; ;

Good to see you're resorting to the old baseless insults strategy to divert the discussion away from your lack of comedic prowess though, Shika. I was waiting for that to happen.

OMG lyke he uses teh big words and paragraphs lolz! Burn! Damn, that hurts guys. ; ;




Was that by any chance aimed at me? >.>

Lol.......

*Eats G* Bloody laugh now! 8D

No sir, I don't believe you meant any ill-will in your posts. You were simply saying that you didn't understand some of the words I used, yeah? No worries.

I was referring to Shika's constant attempts and insulting me using either extremely silly things (OMG post length or the "Lyke ur posts suck, but I can't justify that statement at all with anything half-intelligent lolz") or totally baseless crap (lyke get a life lolz).

So yeah, you're cool. As long as you make me beat some asses in BR, anyway. ^^;;;

Keh, BR wont be up till later on tonight though *it's 07:11 here so around 11pm tonight*

O_O
*once againe hits thread with gaint norse war hammer*

your posts ARE shitty, dont tell me you have a problem with facts now? lets go over it shall we?




first post: absolutely halarious! :rolleyes: we all know dane cook would care. If you didn't know it was from his retaliation disc 1 thats your problem

second post: everybody calls posts that insult you "Comedic material" mm hmm, not to mention the post you quoted had nothing to do with dane cook, dave chappelle or any other comedian for that matter. so saying to add a comedy line to it really made tons of sense, not to mention one from a great comedian.

third: you'd be the one who brought up that line not myself, so that was basically an insult towards yourself for thinking up what you thought was such a horrible line

fourth: again, you rank on someone else for a horrible line YOU brought up because you couldn't think of anything witty or slightly useful to say back to the post

fifth: completely missed the point of my post, half a brain blind orphans could have seen i was saying your post was shitty because they lack decent argument, not they were shitty cuz they were long.

and finally

sixth: just because you cant think of anything to say back to it, it becomes "baseless" or "unjustified" sounds like you're just crying about it to me :'(


as i said before, stop making shitty posts. Especially in MY threads

Here's a little tip, Shika: When trying to criticize someone's posts, it usually works better when you can show you actually understood them. The only thing you just accomplished there is showing everyone that you severly lack in the reading comprehension department.

Try reading that link I provided instead of just looking at the title. It explains my point crystal clear, I'm sure you'll even understand it if you put forth some effort.

Oh, and one more tip: Saying "your posts lack a decent argument" doesn't constitute as a justified reason, unless of course you can actually show that my argument wasn't decent....which you can't. Like I said, you not understanding it doesn't make it suck.

obviously i understand them which is why i have the basis to say that they suck HORRIBLY so. like that one you just posted you're just defending your shitty posts and saying its my fault cuz they lack intelligence and logic

Yes, you obviously understood everything I'm saying. You got the part where I was using the "I'm rick james" thing as an analogy perfectly! You know, not actually saying you said that exact thing, but implying that you using Dane Cook's material is just like all those morons who do the same thing with Dave Chappelle.

Then you obviously read the link I provided which stated:

You know what's funny? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it.

Which applies to you, as I'm sure you are fully aware of since you understood everything right? Oh, and if you couldn't tell: Maddox is being sarcastic there. Don't want you to get confused.

Look assholes, it's funny when Dave Chappelle says it, not you. I'm tired of people adopting speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. When Jim Carrey's "Ace Ventura" came out, every prick I know did their worst "allllrighty then" impression. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any semblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won't notice that they're lying whores. The worst is when some gabby bitch is the center of a party, and someone tells an awkward story, to which she'll pause a beat, roll her eyes, then say "oooooookayyyyy!" Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby bitch friends who watch stupid shit like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bullshit and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke.

Oh, snap. Looks like my analogy can be applied in this scenario too. Hell, just replace "Dave Chappelle" with "Dane Cook" and this quote fits perfectly within the context of our discussion. Which I'm sure you were already well aware of, Einstein, since you understood all that perfectly.

Damn, you just saying that this is illogical sure does prove your point though. Way to tear down my argument like that, you should consider joining the debate team or something. Logic and reasoning sure are your forte, man! Way to go!

Maddox 0.o?????

so instead youre saying i upload and post a 53 minute movie/audio file here and thatd be a perfect use of time, wow and i thought you were stupid hmm


use your brain, its a completely different scenario, everybody doesn't go around saying my first post and ruining it like they did with dave chappelle's line


by the way id honestly stop trying to be funny/witty if i were you, thats an oxymoron in your case

Dave chapelle???

O_O
where did the violence go?
*hits thread with gaint norse war hammer*
thats for getting away from the true topic here, rioting

so instead youre saying i upload and post a 53 minute movie/audio file here and thatd be a perfect use of time, wow and i thought you were stupid hmm


use your brain, its a completely different scenario, everybody doesn't go around saying my first post and ruining it like they did with dave chappelle's line


by the way id honestly stop trying to be funny/witty if i were you, thats an oxymoron in your case

Not a different scenario. This is the internets, so sure, voice and timing does not exist. But that's the thing. Typing the jokes on the internet is the same as saying the jokes in real life (by another person other than the actual comedian), because in both cases, voice and timing are not taken into account, and the impression fails. Especially when the jokes rely solely on the timing.

Not a different scenario. This is the internets, so sure, voice and timing does not exist. But that's the thing. Typing the jokes on the internet is the same as saying the jokes in real life (by another person other than the actual comedian), because in both cases, voice and timing are not taken into account, and the impression fails. Especially when the jokes rely solely on the timing.


its sad when you bitch about a topic, its not like i grabbed your hand, forced you to clicl then forced you to read it all.

and no its not the same, because you had a CHOICE whether or not you could read it, the fact you did read all of it shows your intelligence level =\

its sad when you bitch about a topic, its not like i grabbed your hand, forced you to clicl then forced you to read it all.

and no its not the same, because you had a CHOICE whether or not you could read it, the fact you did read all of it shows your intelligence level =\

Because I could have never just glanced or skimmed through it. Of course. And the fact that I had a choice to listen to what you said has all to do with the fact that taking and repeating jokes are redundant.

*raises eye-brow*

Because I could have never just glanced or skimmed through it. Of course. And the fact that I had a choice to listen to what you said has all to do with the fact that taking and repeating jokes are redundant.


your fault, not mine. so get over it. Its not redundant, you're both just finding something to bitch about over an anime forum and it is quite pathetic if i can say.

if i wanted i could post lyrics to songs from the 1940's, basically you're saying posting something thats already been said before is redundant, if so, im sure half your posts are also redundant, now shut up

so instead youre saying i upload and post a 53 minute movie/audio file here and thatd be a perfect use of time, wow and i thought you were stupid hmm

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying. Way to not miss the point, yet again!


use your brain, its a completely different scenario, everybody doesn't go around saying my first post and ruining it like they did with dave chappelle's line

You're right, you awkwardly forcing Dane Cook material into stories or applying it to totally different scenario to the one it was originally presented in, killing much of the comedic value, is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than people doing the same exact thing with Dave Chappelle's material.

Unless you're trying to say you're the only person who witlessly parrots Dane Cook material? If so, perhaps I should be the one telling you to get out more. Besides, even if you were the only one to do it, wouldn't that make it that much more lame?

by the way id honestly stop trying to be funny/witty if i were you, thats an oxymoron in your case

Trying to be funny/witty = oxymoron? You really need to invest in a dictionary, champ.


Oh, and this is a public message board forum. Everything anyone says is open to comments and criticism. If you can't handle that obvious fact, then don't post. Especially if you're going to post stuff like this.

And sure we could have ignored it, but you could have ignored our comments. So all that faulty logic you're using could be turned around right back at you in regards to our comments about your post. Way to shoot yourself in the foot.

the internet is for pr0n. O_o





*bumps thread*

>_>

look im miburo, i have to type long long posts because im not talented enough to go through the chore of using simple sentences to express my thoughts because i like making people sit through long ass paragraphs of the same shit over and over. All my posts dramatically decrease the readers IQ by at least 7 points each time they read them. I still dont think this paragraph is long enough so im gonna bitch about off-topic related things like some site i found off another forum that makes me seem like i have a point when in reality i have absolutely nothing to bitch about because i think everything on this forum is a debate. Instead of not being a hypocrite and letting people post whatever they want on a public forum i tell them they screwed up somehow and then get pissy when they explain in a short 2 sentence post on how im wrong or why they did what they did. Also it seems i cant get my 21 year old ass off this computer long enough to get a job or maybe a girlfriend and possibly some friends.


theres my impression of you, all except the last part is quite true and proven in this thread, now for your post

thats basically whats you're saying, one way or the other i was gonna say something dane cook related, its best you stop bitching about it. way to not help your point any!


i copied and pasted lyrics from dane cooks retaliation from a site onto a post in a forum, im not "Going around saying" this shit like your off-topic site was complaining about. (someone needs to tell that guy to take the stick out of HIS ass as well. duh its annoying, but so is life, doesn't mean it should end) this just shows how up-tight you are

who even says i was trying to be "Witty" by posting that? i could've done it for the sole fact to annoy you, in fact im gonna do this MORE often just so i can see you bitch pointlessly at it and look worse than you do now. Lord knows I have to stop doing something just cuz some 21 yr old guy who thinks he knows everything over the internet doesn't approve

wow that one went over your head o_O i was saying using miburo and witty and or funny in the same sentence is an oxymoron


everythings NOT open to criticism and debate because everything on this board is NOT a debate, if you want to debate go to your debate section and continue defending your precious homosexuals in the is it okay to be gay or not thread like you usually do, dont do it in the spam zone :rolleyes:

Hahaha! You can say I'm stupid all you want, but unless you can actually back up what you're saying it doesn't mean jack. Anyone with half a clue knows you're full of it and haven't got the foggiest as to what the hell you're talking about.

And honestly, making baseless assumption after baseless assumption about either my personal life or my intentions when posting really makes you look not-so-bright. There's no possible way you could know anything about any of that, and making overused, worthless insults like that really is the pinnacle of stupidity.

For example, I don't even have a problem with you. I was just poking fun at first. Now I'm doing it for the lulz. You honestly don't upset me in the least, it's not like you could ever insult me for anything that wasn't completely idiotic like "omg lyke ur p0st r teh long!!1" anyway. You can't touch me, and if you do I'll promise you right now that I'll commit account suicide if you can ever actually "own" me. I'm serious, because I know you could never do such a thing. I'm seriously that much better than you. ; )

And you can mimick whoever the popular comedian is at the moment all you like, I don't care. I was just telling you it's not funny. I never said don't post because of that though. You're the one telling any nay-sayers to ignore it and that they're pathetic, failing to realize that you'd fall under the same category because you could follow the same damn advice. Like I said, I'm just messing around and laughing as you pathetically fail at defending yourself.

And I'll post however I feel like, dude. It's the damn spam zone, there's no topic of discussion in this thread, I'll post whatever I damn well please. If you want to criticize it, go right ahead. I'm not a damn crybaby, I'm not going to tell you to ignore it or not to post like some sissy. I can back up everything I say and do, afterall.

And seriously: Lol if you think there's any difference in you using copy-and-paste on some Dane Cook material when compared to some half-wit using some other comedian's material. Maddox was just using that as an example, but the point definitely applies here. Just save some face and quit fighting it already. There's nothing funny/clever/witty about mimicking some comedian's material. What the hell aren't you getting? And if you weren't trying to be funny in the first place, why the fuck would you keep disagreeing with me? Why not say "Well, I wasn't trying to be funny, so it's ok if it's not funny. You're right though, Mib, parroting comedians is pretty lame." and leave it at that? Why fight when you're definitely wrong?

You're wrong, get over it. You lost the second you tried disagreeing with me, no big deal. Know when to cut your losses and call it quits before making an even bigger ass of yourself already.

Hahaha! You can say I'm stupid all you want, but unless you can actually back up what you're saying it doesn't mean jack. Anyone with half a clue knows you're full of it and haven't got the foggiest as to what the hell you're talking about.

And honestly, making baseless assumption after baseless assumption about either my personal life or my intentions when posting really makes you look not-so-bright. There's no possible way you could know anything about any of that, and making overused, worthless insults like that really is the pinnacle of stupidity.

For example, I don't even have a problem with you. I was just poking fun at first. Now I'm doing it for the lulz. You honestly don't upset me in the least, it's not like you could ever insult me for anything that wasn't completely idiotic like "omg lyke ur p0st r teh long!!1" anyway. You can't touch me, and if you do I'll promise you right now that I'll commit account suicide if you can ever actually "own" me. I'm serious, because I know you could never do such a thing. I'm seriously that much better than you. ; )

"blah blah blah you hurt my feelings, this is my angst filled post to make myself feel better and look like a hypocrite"

And you can mimick whoever the popular comedian is at the moment all you like, I don't care. I was just telling you it's not funny. I never said don't post because of that though. You're the one telling any nay-sayers to ignore it and that they're pathetic, failing to realize that you'd fall under the same category because you could follow the same damn advice. Like I said, I'm just messing around and laughing as you pathetically fail at defending yourself.

"yada yada i think my opinion matters to you cuz im full of myself". It doesn't it really really doesn't lol not to me not to anyone else for that matter

And I'll post however I feel like, dude. It's the damn spam zone, there's no topic of discussion in this thread, I'll post whatever I damn well please. If you want to criticize it, go right ahead. I'm not a damn crybaby, I'm not going to tell you to ignore it or not to post like some sissy. I can back up everything I say and do, afterall.


HUZAH A USEFUL PART OF YOUR POST! but a lie nonetheless, you've got nothing to back up, nor do you have any idea what you're saying, the argument is "your not funny cuz you quoted some comedian". Thats your opinion, you cant back up an opinion or force one onto someone else should i say, this is the second time ive said this. Now shut up and say something new or you can continue to post this again and get the same response

nd seriously: Lol if you think there's any difference in you using copy-and-paste on some Dane Cook material when compared to some half-wit using some other comedian's material. Maddox was just using that as an example, but the point definitely applies here. Just save some face and quit fighting it already. There's nothing funny/clever/witty about mimicking some comedian's material. What the hell aren't you getting? And if you weren't trying to be funny in the first place, why the fuck would you keep disagreeing with me? Why not say "Well, I wasn't trying to be funny, so it's ok if it's not funny. You're right though, Mib, parroting comedians is pretty lame." and leave it at that? Why fight when you're definitely wrong?

You're wrong, get over it. You lost the second you tried disagreeing with me, no big deal. Know when to cut your losses and call it quits before making an even bigger ass of yourself already.

"im right your wrong cuz its my opinion and i say so" all summed up for ya, thats all you said in that long ass paragraph nothing to back it up what-so-ever congrats on your useless post

when you get an argument, post again nice try with your long IQ deminishing paragraphs.

Heh, once again you prove that you're incapable of even grasping the most basic of logical principles. Either that or your arrogance just doesn't allow you to.

That whole last post of yours was full of baseless assumptions and faulty logic. Show how I'm a hypocrite. Show where I was 'angst'. Show exactly how my argument holds no merit. Back up anything you stated. Oh, shit...you can't. You'll just continue stated this crap time and time again without any backing to it.

And no shit it's my opinion that poorly mimicking a comedian's material isn't the epitome of wit. An opinion I've justified fully (Not to mention common sense alone should have you agreeing...), you just don't get it or refuse to accept it for whatever reason. Opinions aren't wrong just because they're opinions, and they're fully capable of being right. You can't just go "OMG lyke dats ur opinionnooin! lolz!" and expect to not get laughed at by anyone who's intellectual capabilities surpass a jar of peanut butter.

Listen dude, we're not that different in a way (If you ignore my superior grasp of logic, ability to understand simple concepts, and use of the English language. XD). It's obvious that you are pretty combative and don't like giving up. I'm the same way. Just that I know how to pick and choose my battles. The fact is: You got provoked into an argument you couldn't possibly win. No biggie, no shame in that. It just becomes embarassing when you continually fail to realize the fact that you were beat from the start.

Really,dude. Do you laugh when some dumbass emo kid at school goes "I'm Rick James, Bitch!", not counting the humor in his utter lameness? I'm hoping no. Well all that kid is doing is parroting some comedian's material, totally out of the joke's original context. The same applies here: You took a peice that required a specific setting and relies on specific comedic timing, and took it totally out of it's original context. You did something similar with the lying old man-ice cream in the face peice when you told your story about having to go to school or whatever. It is the same damn thing that dumbass emo kid is doing in my analogy above, except you're just using bigger chunks of material. You'll probably try to twist this explaination up to show that you mimicking a comedian is somehow different that when everyone else does it, but it's not. You're only fooling yourself, man.

Honestly, I almost feel bad. You're fighting when you can't win, and your pride isn't letting you admit it. So I've tried being as nice as I possibly can to you this time in hopes of giving you an easy out. Definitely not something I'd normally do, so use this opportunity while it's presented.

*bump for great justice*

o_O

Heh, once again you prove that you're incapable of even grasping the most basic of logical principles. Either that or your arrogance just doesn't allow you to.

That whole last post of yours was full of baseless assumptions and faulty logic. Show how I'm a hypocrite. Show where I was 'angst'. Show exactly how my argument holds no merit. Back up anything you stated. Oh, shit...you can't. You'll just continue stated this crap time and time again without any backing to it.

"i dont understand how quoting works and cant use my eyes to see what you mean, so im right"

oh lord, another long-based post where he doesn't understand how i prove what i say by using quotes from his own posts.

And no shit it's my opinion that poorly mimicking a comedian's material isn't the epitome of wit. An opinion I've justified fully (Not to mention common sense alone should have you agreeing...), you just don't get it or refuse to accept it for whatever reason. Opinions aren't wrong just because they're opinions, and they're fully capable of being right. You can't just go "OMG lyke dats ur opinionnooin! lolz!" and expect to not get laughed at by anyone who's intellectual capabilities surpass a jar of peanut butter.

you're supposed to USE YOUR EYES and look at what i said to your posts. THATS my proof that your opinion is nothing more than your opinion and that it doesn't matter (thank jesus and pablo). I've proven it time and time again with your lackluster posts and quotes.

i thought all retards knew that what one person thought was funny others might think is stupid and whereas something might be boring to someone else it could be fascinating to another that doesn't mean either is right. (I'm not calling you one but im saying even retards with down syndrome and half a brain know this, therefore so should you)

Listen dude, we're not that different in a way (If you ignore my superior grasp of logic, ability to understand simple concepts, and use of the English language. XD). It's obvious that you are pretty combative and don't like giving up. I'm the same way. Just that I know how to pick and choose my battles. The fact is: You got provoked into an argument you couldn't possibly win. No biggie, no shame in that. It just becomes embarassing when you continually fail to realize the fact that you were beat from the start.

once again "im right your wrong cuz its my opinion and i say so" absoltely nothing to do with the argument

Really,dude. Do you laugh when some dumbass emo kid at school goes "I'm Rick James, Bitch!", not counting the humor in his utter lameness? I'm hoping no. Well all that kid is doing is parroting some comedian's material, totally out of the joke's original context. The same applies here: You took a peice that required a specific setting and relies on specific comedic timing, and took it totally out of it's original context. You did something similar with the lying old man-ice cream in the face peice when you told your story about having to go to school or whatever. It is the same damn thing that dumbass emo kid is doing in my analogy above, except you're just using bigger chunks of material. You'll probably try to twist this explaination up to show that you mimicking a comedian is somehow different that when everyone else does it, but it's not. You're only fooling yourself, man.

more opinionated BS, with yet another "im right cuz i say so" twist but, oh ho! theres something on-topic in this paragraph.

depends on the timing, the classic "im rick james bitch" can be halarious if used right. which supports what i said to your last paragraph cuz thats MY opinion that doesn't mean its right. This thread was probably amusing to un-stuck-up Dane cook fans who DONT have an ego complex. Not to mention people who dont take their frustraion out on members over an anime forum cuz they have trouble fitting in with everyday life.

(seriously man you're like 21 years old, dont you have something better to do? like a job or maybe pet ants in your basement to tend to or something?)

Honestly, I almost feel bad. You're fighting when you can't win, and your pride isn't letting you admit it. So I've tried being as nice as I possibly can to you this time in hopes of giving you an easy out. Definitely not something I'd normally do, so use this opportunity while it's presented.

"im right and you're wrong cuz i say so, stop arguing with me because this is all i have to say because im not capable of backing it up"

that summary of what you said basically speaks for itself. not to mention it had nothing to do with the original argument

wow....miburo made you post a lot[most i've ever seen in one post i think o.o;].....*gives miburo a cookie*......lol...

miburo-you broke the rules...there is no logical sense in the spam zone XD

well he posted so much BS in that post, it took that much to clear it up lol, and most of it is just quoting

"i dont understand how quoting works and cant use my eyes to see what you mean, so im right"

oh lord, another long-based post where he doesn't understand how i prove what i say by using quotes from his own posts.



you're supposed to USE YOUR EYES and look at what i said to your posts. THATS my proof that your opinion is nothing more than your opinion and that it doesn't matter (thank jesus and pablo). I've proven it time and time again with your lackluster posts and quotes.

i thought all retards knew that what one person thought was funny others might think is stupid and whereas something might be boring to someone else it could be fascinating to another that doesn't mean either is right. (I'm not calling you one but im saying even retards with down syndrome and half a brain know this, therefore so should you)



once again "im right your wrong cuz its my opinion and i say so" absoltely nothing to do with the argument



more opinionated BS, with yet another "im right cuz i say so" twist but, oh ho! theres something on-topic in this paragraph.

depends on the timing, the classic "im rick james bitch" can be halarious if used right. which supports what i said to your last paragraph cuz thats MY opinion that doesn't mean its right. This thread was probably amusing to un-stuck-up Dane cook fans who DONT have an ego complex. Not to mention people who dont take their frustraion out on members over an anime forum cuz they have trouble fitting in with everyday life.

(seriously man you're like 21 years old, dont you have something better to do? like a job or maybe pet ants in your basement to tend to or something?)



"im right and you're wrong cuz i say so, stop arguing with me because this is all i have to say because im not capable of backing it up"

that summary of what you said basically speaks for itself. not to mention it had nothing to do with the original argument
still a lot to me lol.......

GOD Damnit! Why the F**k do I have to read half a page of a post made by Miburo? This may be the spam zone, but for the love of god do us the favor of summarizing your posts. You are inefficiently using forum space, my time, patience, and money.

I get charged $.09 for every Kw/h I use + cost of internet. The last thing I want to do is spend 5 minutes reading a post that could have reached a point in less than 10 seconds made by a normal or less-cocky forum member.

You, Miburo, owe me $1 for the electricity I have used to read and moderate your posts this week. Add to that a moderator processing fee of $5 for all moderation on your posts as I could read and moderate a two page normal thread faster than reading one of your posts.

Despite being younger than you, Shika has a lot more sense and mental processing power as he can summarise his ideas and yours in such a short time.

Shika : 5
Miburo: -100

Despite Shika having a higher score, Miburo wins the award of being ignored by me curtosey of Vbulletin.

Oh wow! I conveyed three to four times more ideas into one short post than Miburo puts in his standard "half-a-page".

ROFL OMG.... fresh... stop lmao ive been trying to explain that to this kid FOREVER he's not gonna get it. he's just gonna say "OH THATS SUCH A WITTY COMEBACK"


@ og

i admit thats quite long, but if imagine if i answered EVERY SINGLE thing miburo said in his post



oh lord, another long-based post where he doesn't understand how i prove what i say by using quotes from his own posts.



you're supposed to USE YOUR EYES and look at what i said to your posts. THATS my proof that your opinion is nothing more than your opinion and that it doesn't matter (thank jesus and pablo). I've proven it time and time again with your lackluster posts and quotes.

i thought all retards knew that what one person thought was funny others might think is stupid and whereas something might be boring to someone else it could be fascinating to another that doesn't mean either is right. (I'm not calling you one but im saying even retards with down syndrome and half a brain know this, therefore so should you)

more opinionated BS, with yet another "im right cuz i say so" twist but, oh ho! theres something on-topic in this paragraph.

depends on the timing, the classic "im rick james bitch" can be halarious if used right. which supports what i said to your last paragraph cuz thats MY opinion that doesn't mean its right. This thread was probably amusing to un-stuck-up Dane cook fans who DONT have an ego complex. Not to mention people who dont take their frustraion out on members over an anime forum cuz they have trouble fitting in with everyday life.

(seriously man you're like 21 years old, dont you have something better to do? like a job or maybe pet ants in your basement to tend to or something?)


thats basically what my post is lol

hmm...i didnt read his posts >.>.......<.<.......i skimmed XD

i fucking had to, i mean im not even leaving anything out those summaries are EXACTLY what he's saying and its real pathetic lol

One thing I can't fookin' beleive....it was all over Dane cook and Rick James bitch 0.o

but ignoring would have pissed miburo off more >.>........i mean say if i wrote an essay and my teacher completely ignored it i'd be pissed XD.......the time and effort has gone to waste x.x......especially when you are a procrastinator like me, i'd be like "dammit!" >.<

A little early Christmas gift for Miburo

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2024/godkillskittengh6.jpg

;O; *Grabs my cats*

>_> I had to use dictionary.com for most of the words....

but ignoring would have pissed miburo off more >.>........i mean say if i wrote an essay and my teacher completely ignored it i'd be pissed XD.......the time and effort has gone to waste x.x......especially when you are a procrastinator like me, i'd be like "dammit!" >.<


i know, i considered it lol but then i said "Well.... its close to thanksgiving and i know im not gonna be out as much as i usually am, so it'll give me something to do and laugh at"


@ fresh

dude... your paying for my surgery i think i cracked a rib lol

i know, i considered it lol but then i said "Well.... its close to thanksgiving and i know im not gonna be out as much as i usually am, so it'll give me something to do and laugh at"


@ fresh

dude... your paying for my surgery i think i cracked a rib lol
hmm, guess you dont have crazy holidays like i do >.>.....<.<........

edit:
fresh-omg roflmao.......

I updated it. Check domo kun and what the kitty says.

In my sig as well.

fresh-sig is 1337 :D

If I wasn't a mod I'd rape his posts like Shikamaru, but this gives me the absoulute satisfaction of letting him know a couple of things.

my already-damaged IQ has been crying for the last 3 days =\

LOL, poor shika. but wasnt worth it?

well like i said, if it was a normal week where my friends weren't out of state or with their families i wouldn't have bothered, but its actually turned out quite halarious so yes id say it was XP

why must every good thread be ruined by long ass debates over nothing O.o? (and on the internet too >.>)

this was a good thread?... i coulda sworn it was a half-assed pasted one o_o

half-assed it may be, but its better than most of the crap that goes on here everyday O.o

agreed lol, then again something usually happends in my threads that makes that true.

Hence why everyone doesn't mind that im such an ass. An ass i may be but, i keep things interesting *nods*

yes, this thread was definately interesting ^^

Tis a shame you can't ban someone for being an unwanted people-put down. I mean most of everything he posts tries to put someone down or prove them wrong. In my books that is the close (if not the same as) flamming. Its as if his real life sucks so bad that he has to come to NL to make everyone else feel bad so that he can make himself feel better. Quite a sad person he is.

yeh, woulda been more fun if the posts were shorter though :/

@fresh- well i don't know about that, but he sure kills the fun sometimes

yes, he was a sad person - and Shika made him even more a sad person^^

EDIT_BY_FRESH_: Removed questionable flame material as curtosey.

aw, come on fresh i didn't get to see what she said lol

remember, its not a flame if its true ;)

T.T my post was edited....

omg kim's been violated! :O XP

O.o no.... T.T

*hides behind Shika and Ero* you guys will look after me ^^

yea right XD....both are lazy >.>......<.<......

yeah yeah im lazy when i want to be *shifty eyes*

shan is about the only person i know who can get you to do stuff >.>.....<.<....XD

lol depends on what you mean by "do stuff" id do stuff for you too depending on what it was ..... why did i just have a "shadowclone" moment.... *feels disgusting now*

roflmao......effects of the porkchops XD....

i dont even have the slightest clue what that means nor do i want to lol

ask ero, ramirex, swt, or otc >.>......<.<......:D.......or me in an IM or something [though i'm currently avoiding a few people this week o.o;]

and yea you probably dont want to know what it means XD......isnt good for you o.o.......laterz.......GO TO BED! XD

meh i dont talk to any of them much, i could.... but i dont


MAKE ME *breaks your bed* YOU go to bed (:

"i dont understand how quoting works and cant use my eyes to see what you mean, so im right"

oh lord, another long-based post where he doesn't understand how i prove what i say by using quotes from his own posts.



you're supposed to USE YOUR EYES and look at what i said to your posts. THATS my proof that your opinion is nothing more than your opinion and that it doesn't matter (thank jesus and pablo). I've proven it time and time again with your lackluster posts and quotes.

i thought all retards knew that what one person thought was funny others might think is stupid and whereas something might be boring to someone else it could be fascinating to another that doesn't mean either is right. (I'm not calling you one but im saying even retards with down syndrome and half a brain know this, therefore so should you)



once again "im right your wrong cuz its my opinion and i say so" absoltely nothing to do with the argument



more opinionated BS, with yet another "im right cuz i say so" twist but, oh ho! theres something on-topic in this paragraph.

depends on the timing, the classic "im rick james bitch" can be halarious if used right. which supports what i said to your last paragraph cuz thats MY opinion that doesn't mean its right. This thread was probably amusing to un-stuck-up Dane cook fans who DONT have an ego complex. Not to mention people who dont take their frustraion out on members over an anime forum cuz they have trouble fitting in with everyday life.

(seriously man you're like 21 years old, dont you have something better to do? like a job or maybe pet ants in your basement to tend to or something?)



"im right and you're wrong cuz i say so, stop arguing with me because this is all i have to say because im not capable of backing it up"

that summary of what you said basically speaks for itself. not to mention it had nothing to do with the original argument

I'm right because I provided proof and shot down any attempt you made at justifying your total lack of wit. Not because I say so. What a surprise, you fail at reading comprehension yet again.



miburo-you broke the rules...there is no logical sense in the spam zone XD

Obviously...

GOD Damnit! Why the F**k do I have to read half a page of a post made by Miburo? This may be the spam zone, but for the love of god do us the favor of summarizing your posts. You are inefficiently using forum space, my time, patience, and money.

I get charged $.09 for every Kw/h I use + cost of internet. The last thing I want to do is spend 5 minutes reading a post that could have reached a point in less than 10 seconds made by a normal or less-cocky forum member.

You, Miburo, owe me $1 for the electricity I have used to read and moderate your posts this week. Add to that a moderator processing fee of $5 for all moderation on your posts as I could read and moderate a two page normal thread faster than reading one of your posts.

Despite being younger than you, Shika has a lot more sense and mental processing power as he can summarise his ideas and yours in such a short time.

Shika : 5
Miburo: -100

Despite Shika having a higher score, Miburo wins the award of being ignored by me curtosey of Vbulletin.

Oh wow! I conveyed three to four times more ideas into one short post than Miburo puts in his standard "half-a-page".

Congrats, if you actually want to call those 'ideas'...And learn to read faster. One minute per paragraph is rather sad.


If I wasn't a mod I'd rape his posts like Shikamaru, but this gives me the absoulute satisfaction of letting him know a couple of things.

Don't let your mod status stop you from trying, you did a fine job of "raping my posts" in the gay rights thread, Capt. Homophobe. Unless you really meant "Raping my posts like Shika" which equates to saying the same dumbass stuff over and over, only proving your own inferiority. I'm sure you'd have no problem with that.

Tis a shame you can't ban someone for being an unwanted people-put down. I mean most of everything he posts tries to put someone down or prove them wrong. In my books that is the close (if not the same as) flamming. Its as if his real life sucks so bad that he has to come to NL to make everyone else feel bad so that he can make himself feel better. Quite a sad person he is.

Hmm, by your flawless logic, wouldn't you and Shika be the real "sad persons" since I never try to put someone down on a personal level ever, yet you guys always (pathetically) attack the individual? Killer argument, Fresh.

Oh, and the "arguing on the internet-special olympics thing" is retarded. I think I wrote something somewhere when I was 16 or so about how only a half-wit would say something like that because there's no reason to believe you wouldn't be getting your ass owned in that same discussion whether you're on the internet, on the phone, or face-to-face. So I guess even 16 yo version of me >you. ; )

"OMG lyke ur post iz teh long!!11 LOLOLOL"

and obviously you just don't get it.......:/

putting time and effort into your posts in spam is pretty much useless but do as you like and post a really long reply to this post if you want...just make sure you aren't tempted to flame and know that i will most likely NOT put effort and time into reading/replying with another really long post...

and obviously you just don't get it.......:/

putting time and effort into your posts in spam is pretty much useless but do as you like and post a really long reply to this post if you want...just make sure you aren't tempted to flame and know that i will most likely NOT put effort and time into reading/replying with another really long post...

Yeah, obviously. Because there's no possible way that typing a couple of paragraphs might not be time consuming or requiring of any meaningful amount of effort for me, regardless of how much of an arduous task it might be for some of you...right?

And I'll take your personal post length preference into account when I start posting to please you. ; )

Oh, I get it now. Things are backwards in the spam zone when it comes to arguments. Posts with longer length are less meaningful, and short posts are far more accepted as a legitimate reply.

Let me just recap how this went.

[Caution: Big paragraphs]
Shikamaru posted Dane Cook material. Miburo poked fun at Shikamaru for reusing material. Shika struck back. Miburo referred to what Shika was doing as repeating "Rick James Bitch." Shika claimed that the "Rick James Bitch" analogy had no relevence. Miburo then began to argue his relevence and logic. Shika argued back. Miburo argued back. Shika, Miburo, Shika, Miburo, etc. They continue arguments about their logic, with Shika never fully explaining his logic, and Miburo stating that Shika's arguments are baseless.

Shika then began to make fun of Miburo's "long" logic-filled posts, and that his posts were meaningless in an anime forum. Miburo continued to try and use logic, and attempted to make amends at the end of a long post, but to no avail. Shika continues along this path, stating that Miburo was pretty pathetic for arguing in an anime forum, and attempts to mock Miburo in some poorly impersonated posts. Fresh comes in and agrees with Shika about Miburo's "long" posts.

And here we are now, as I finally understand the true meaning of arguments in the spam zone: blissful meaningless arguments about arguments.


I really don't see how you people see Miburo's posts as posts filled with useless words. You want him to get to the point quicker or something? Problem is, if he simply states his point, he will have no room to justify his point. For example, Shika, you once said this:
well he posted so much BS in that post, it took that much to clear it up lol, and most of it is just quoting
Maybe Miburo sees plenty of BS in your posts, and needs extra sentences to clear it up. Usually, though, it doesn't clear it up, because you never fully see his point.


I forgot to clear this up though: Shika, remember when you said
and no its not the same, because you had a CHOICE whether or not you could read it,
And then I said Because I could have never just glanced or skimmed through it. Of course.
Then you said your fault, not mine. so get over it.
This right here shows how you sometimes miss the context of someone elses post. I was being sarcastic, if you didn't know. Maybe I should have added a sarcasm tag, oh well.


And no, this entire debate was not about Dane Cook and how funny/unfunny repeating material is. It was mostly about how Shikamaru misses points and how Miburo supposedly never gets to a point.

Oh, and I call "lol it's the spam zone stfu" on me. And sorry for wasting money on unnecessary bandwidth, Fresh.

I'm right because I provided proof and shot down any attempt you made at justifying your total lack of wit. Not because I say so. What a surprise, you fail at reading comprehension yet again.




and instead of including this "proof" and "shooting down my ideas" in your posts you post useless shit that doesn't prove anything and SAY your superior just because you have an ego complex and are completely self absorbed.

Obviously you're above the conventional way of debating where you actually win by saying things instead of being someone[/sarcasm]


@ ninja

you should leave you obviously have NO idea whats been being said, im guessing too many big words for ya

and instead of including this "proof" and "shooting down my ideas" in your posts you post useless shit that doesn't prove anything and SAY your superior just because you have an ego complex and are completely self absorbed.

Obviously you're above the conventional way of debating where you actually win by saying things instead of being someone[/sarcasm]

Actually, I did provide an ample supply of proof in early posts. All of which you either misunderstood or just plain ignored. I never stated anything that I couldn't back up. I figured repeating myself would be a waste of time since there's no reason to assume you'd understand it now if you couldn't comprehend it back then, and I wouldn't want people to cry because I "omg lyke type 2 much lololol"....




@ ninja

you should leave you obviously have NO idea whats been being said, im guessing too many big words for ya

Kind of ironic, and pretty damn funny, that you'd (extremely poorly) criticize my argumentive skills, then turn around and say something like this....all in a single post.

Edit: And why try to (poorly) insult Nin48's intelligence? He wasn't mean or venomous to you at all. Are you really that malicious?

Actually, I did provide an ample supply of proof in early posts. All of which you either misunderstood or just plain ignored. I never stated anything that I couldn't back up. I figured repeating myself would be a waste of time since there's no reason to assume you'd understand it now if you couldn't comprehend it back then, and I wouldn't want people to cry because I "omg lyke type 2 much lololol"....





Kind of ironic, and pretty damn funny, that you'd (extremely poorly) criticize my argumentive skills, then turn around and say something like this....all in a single post.


yes you figured "repeating" points you never stated to begin with a waste of time, hell theres logic both of us can agree on.

and i find it fascinatingly halarious for you to even comment on it let alone be able to understand it after the posts you've made here

yes you figured "repeating" points you never stated to begin with a waste of time, hell theres logic both of us can agree on.

Indeed. I guess I just imagined those analogies, that link, and those appeals to reason when I scroll back through my posts in this thread..oh, shit, wait...no I didn't.

Hmm, that leaves you with a bit of a dilemma. You can either totally contradict yourself and admit that my arguments did indeed have support, completely invalidating your silly "You're just saying I'm wrong because YOU say so" argument you've been using these past few posts; or continue saying I've used no support in my arguments, proving that not only did you not comprehend my argument, but you didn't even perceive most of it: Which just proves you completely lack in reading comprehension skills and have little to no idea as to what you're talking about. Either way, not good.

Of course those aren't your only options. You could always man up and finally admit that you're wrong, or just ignore this. And you could always take the coward's/fool's route and throw out some more irrelevant, vindictive, and baseless insults. And there's always the possiblity that this post goes way over your head and you won't comprehend most of it, causing you to post something extremely lacking in intelligence. If I was a betting man, I'd put my money on some combination of the last two to be honest. >.>;;;


and i find it fascinatingly halarious for you to even comment on it let alone be able to understand it after the posts you've made here


O RLY? Well, everytime you type "halarious" in the same sentence you're trying to insult my intelligence in, I get quite the chuckle. ; )

miburo.....you fail...you still don't get it :/......

obviously this thread has lost everything it was about....
talk about off-topicness XD....and i dont want a flame war to start[since you both are lingering around it], thus closed!

take it to pm or im

Those with further debates and arguments can look at my sig. That is all.