Granted but you only get one second of gameplay before it explodes.

I wish I could make money pop up when I wanted to.

granted but then they all burst into flames...

i wish i could become a famous manga artist...

Granted but your so famous they won't leave you alone so they cut you into peices to sell you.

wish I could make money pop up when I wanted to and it wasn't fake and nothing would happen to it and I wouldn't die and God would accept me into Heaven.

granted but you go lucifer, get kicked out from heaven and becomes his abused side-kick and you look like that fat little devil from hercules.

i wish i can bend time and space and teleport.

sure..you got stuck in time...

i wish i could meet ronnie winters

granted, but you accidentally teleport into a scorching pool of magma, where your powers are rendered useless.

I wish i could eat something.

i had powers?..O_O
you could but threw up and shyt at the same time

i wish i could meet all my fav bands

Granted, but they all pound you with their mics at once

I wish I had supermans powers w/o kryptonite weakness

Granted but, u have Lex Luthor as a villain & he finds another weakness & tries to kill u everychance he gets.

I wish to be like my favorite sith lord from KOTOR II Darth Nihilus with every Force power he has.

Wow Not granted cuz he rocks!

I wish I could be Athen MY favorite guy from KoToR II

Granted but you have a new favorite guy now.

I wish that I could set a record and have it broadcasted.

wish granted...but a week later a mentally handicapped person breaks it.

I wish i was more social

Granted but no one else is.

I wish that I was a wish that wasn't bad.

Granted but your so perfect that everyone is jelous of you and hates you

i wish that long lines would vanish

wish granted now there is nothing that requires lines.

i wish it wasnt above 80 degrees farenheit, celsius, or kalvin

granted but then it rose becuz of global warming

i wish i had a non poisonous cookie that will not kill anyway anyhow

GRANTED BUT WHILE EATING IT YOU CHOKE, SOME ONE DOES THE HIMLEC MANUVER JUST BEFORE YOU DIE BUT YOU WERE CHOKING FOR SO LONG YOUR BRIN LOST OXYGEN AND YOU WENT IN A COMA

I WISH I LIVED IN A MANSION

yeaz...but your mansion is full of demons and they slaughtered and ate you ...

i wish i will live forever...

Granted but You forgot about beauty and your ugly for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

granted but she gave you HIV and you died....

i wish global warming never ecxisted....

Granted but polar bears came out of nowhere and ate your overies.

I wish I can see.

granted but then all you saw all day was old people dancing...

i wish i had a penny....

Grant; but you have to pay ten dollars to get one.

I wish I had my own apartment.

granted, but its filled with messed up flipper babies

I wish I had a pony

granted but its raped you and you guys had pony babies......>.>

i wish i had nothing

granted but santa thought you're so generous about that and he gave you everything.

i wish i could wipe the floor with my language professor.

Granted but then the professor gives you detention using him as a mop.

I wish maryjane was leagal everywhere

Granted but it's expensive as hell

I wish I would have a social life (lol)