Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. [Archive] - Page 2

coconaught

11-22-2006, 01:22 AM

granted - but it shoots something to big for it and blows up

I wish I had another wish >.>

11-22-2006, 02:25 AM

granted, but that wish is limited to costing between 1 cent and 2 cent o.o.......

i wish for no stalkers for life o.o

coconaught

11-22-2006, 02:30 AM

granted - they just abduct you instead

I wish for peace on earth <.<

11-22-2006, 02:47 AM

granted, there was peace but only for a nano second before a war broke out....[much like how there is complete silence before a big battle in a movie XD]

i wish for a shrimp special from coco O.o...

coconaught

11-22-2006, 02:52 AM

granted...but it was made by my co-chef ShadowClone

I wish for a delicious taco

11-22-2006, 02:55 AM

psh he can't cook from what i know >.>......

granted, but the secret ingredient wasnt something you can find in nature >.>.....<.<...........:D

I wish for....some liqour o.o;

coconaught

11-22-2006, 02:58 AM

that was why is was corrupt >.>

granted - but it also came with a hobo

I wish for a new indestructable car

11-22-2006, 02:59 AM

granted, but the keys broke in the ignition lol

i wish for a new pair of shoes

Evil-Tsunade

11-22-2006, 03:13 AM

Wish granted but the heels fall off every step you take

I wish for not to have that stoned feeling.

11-22-2006, 04:03 AM

granted...you feel sad for not being stoned though XD

i wish for a new song download.....

naruto 313

11-22-2006, 01:38 PM

granted but its the barney song

i wish for a cat that cant hurt me

Haku2099

11-22-2006, 02:03 PM

Granted but it tears up your house instead.

I wish I had a keyblade.

11-22-2006, 02:24 PM

Granted but its to heavy

I wish I could fly

Mooch

11-22-2006, 02:26 PM

granted but your wings are broken

I wish I had a clean tissue v.v;;

Special-Sensei

11-22-2006, 02:28 PM

granted..the tissue would be clean..but you wont :P

i wish i had ice cream

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 03:10 PM

Granted but it's from Antarctica

I wish for ramen

ino11

11-22-2006, 03:54 PM

^ granted but you have to pay $1,000,000 for it

I wish for only likin park singles and everyone has to listen

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 03:59 PM

Granted, but they cut their ears off first

I wish I had a gold shoe

Special-Sensei

11-22-2006, 04:02 PM

granted..but it will be fake and a dog pee'd on it

i wish i found THE man

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 04:07 PM

Granted, but 'he' was born a woman...

I wish for a marker

11-22-2006, 04:10 PM

Granted but you cant use it

I wish someone would cook for me

Special-Sensei

11-22-2006, 04:11 PM

granted... I will cook somethin..but it will kill you after 2 hours

i wish G was here

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 04:12 PM

Granted but he's to close to you

I wish for a parade...

11-22-2006, 04:14 PM

Granted but its a parade for Hitler

I wish for a new pillow made with love

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 04:16 PM

granted, but it turns to hate

I wish you'd shut up.

11-22-2006, 04:17 PM

Granted but you miss my voice

I wish for new sheets

ino11

11-22-2006, 04:17 PM

Granted but they are full of pee

I wish I had a car....that coudnlt break and I coudn't die in it.

omnikage

11-22-2006, 04:27 PM

It's stuck in your ass
I wish I knew the proper tearm for ear sex...Ex. Anal,oral

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 04:31 PM

Granted, but can only be said while you do it..

I wish you the best

11-22-2006, 04:34 PM

Granted but you bring the worse

I wish for a drink

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 04:38 PM

granted but you have to take it in the other way..

I wish at a fountain

KisameX

11-22-2006, 05:40 PM

the fountain explodes with pirahnas in them

i wish that friday will never come

ino11

11-22-2006, 05:45 PM

Not granted cuz you suck monkey balls

I wish for drugs

KisameX

11-22-2006, 05:46 PM

U get to hyper and suicides

i wish for time traveling skills

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 06:18 PM

granted but you end up as a caveman..

I wish I had a pina colada

Seal_master

11-22-2006, 08:00 PM

granted but you get caught in the rain
i wish to be hungry for thanks giving

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 08:03 PM

Granted, but now there's no food for you to eat on Thanksgiving.

I wish that people can be a little more nicer.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 08:04 PM

Granted, but they become so nice that they constantly try and be "friendly" with you. o_O

I wish I owned every Foamy the Squirrel episode. :D

Seal_master

11-22-2006, 08:04 PM

granted but they cling to you
i wish to be goth

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 08:08 PM

Granted, but you become a happy Goth.

I wish I had great ideas.

Seal_master

11-22-2006, 08:21 PM

granted but you deff blind and dumb(for all you idiots dumb means you cant speak)
i wish was god

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 08:25 PM

Granted, but God does not exist, therefore you do not exist!!! O_O
(My beliefs, so sue me. >.>)

I wish I had a rifle. <.<

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 08:27 PM

Granted, now you have a rifle, but there's no bullets.

I wish for more world peace.

11-22-2006, 08:29 PM

Granted but now Saddam is allowed to live and the Osama hunt ends

I wish I was in a fight

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 08:34 PM

Granted, but you only have your fists and the other guy has a gun. o_O

I wish I was in a fight with an 8-year old with atrophied muscles. :D

11-22-2006, 08:37 PM

Granted but you still lose, hows that for justice

I wish I was richer

duck_sauce_king

11-22-2006, 08:44 PM

Granted, but you have to give up being a pimp and become Bill Gate's bitch

I wish I still ha all 7 of my toes

ShinobiKnight

11-22-2006, 08:46 PM

Granted, but your new toes have mouths like Deidara's hands and keep trying to eat each other, and you feel every bite.

I wish for a giant fighting robot that works perfectly and obeys my every command. (Corrupt that!)

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 08:46 PM

Granted, but its upside down.

I wish I could whip you.

ShinobiKnight

11-22-2006, 08:48 PM

Granted, but for every lash you get I shoot you in the face with a cannon.

I wish I was ruler of the world.

duck_sauce_king

11-22-2006, 08:51 PM

Granted, but for every lash you get I shoot you in the face with a cannon.

I wish I was ruler of the world.

granted, but now you have to listen to everyone whine about their problems because you're the one who has to eal with them

Ii wish my toes woul stop biting eachother

Haku2099

11-22-2006, 08:52 PM

Granted but your assassinated at your coranation.

I wish for a yoko Kurama sig pic.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 09:06 PM

Semi-Granted. You get yaoi HieiKurama pics instead. >.<
(You sick perv. =_=)

I wish I knew complete Shotokan.

ShinobiKnight

11-22-2006, 09:18 PM

Granted, but it takes you 50 years to learn it, so you're too old to be able to use it without breaking a bone.

I wish I had the tastiest meal ever created.

duck_sauce_king

11-22-2006, 09:21 PM

Granted, but it takes you 50 years to learn it, so you're too old to be able to use it without breaking a bone.

I wish I had the tastiest meal ever created.

granted, but you have to eat it off of Bush's ass

I wiash some one ha grante my wish about my toes biting each other

ShinobiKnight

11-22-2006, 09:26 PM

Granted, but it's the devil who grants your wish, so when you die he'll enslave your soul for eternity.

I wish I was invincible.

duck_sauce_king

11-22-2006, 09:29 PM

Granted, but it's the devil who grants your wish, so when you die he'll enslave your soul for eternity.

I wish I was invincible.

granted, but in the process, you lose all your limbs, and have to go through life like that.

I wish I knew how to tie my shoes

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-22-2006, 09:31 PM

granted but they will eat your feet

i wish for some food that wont kill me

ino11

11-22-2006, 09:38 PM

Granted but some one hires a hitman to kill you

I wish for...anything

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 09:38 PM

Granted, but you get an active atom bomb. o_O

I wish for dignity. >.>

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 10:15 PM

But you are so stuck up that your best friend becomes a homicidal maniac and kills you because of it.

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 10:18 PM

Granted, but while you get your uncorrupted wish someone else's corrupted wish somehow kills you. o_O

I wish that made sense. <.<

ino11

11-22-2006, 10:20 PM

Granted, but while you get your uncorrupted wish someone else's corrupted wish somehow kills you. o_O

I wish that made sense. <.< Granted but some how it dosn't

I wish that made sense

ShinobiKnight

11-22-2006, 10:47 PM

Granted, but no one besides Einstein knows what it means.

I wish I had a giant block of marble.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 10:49 PM

Granted, but it lands on top of you.

I wish I had a bowl of silver.

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 11:04 PM

Granted, but it is heavily tarnished.

I wish I was a Red Mage.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 11:06 PM

Granted, but you get pwned by a Paladin with a lvl 60 Mace of Re-coloring which changes you from a Red to Flamboyantly Pink Mage.

I wish that didn't sound really nerdy. <.<

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 11:06 PM

Granted, but I turn into a big jock and punch your guts.

I wish noone else can make anymore wishes. Yay! I win!

KisameX

11-22-2006, 11:06 PM

u and the other mages have a fight an du all die in the process

I wish i had a giant evil bear that eat everyone...even me o_0

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 11:12 PM

Since I changed my post I might as well make another one:

Granted, but I turn into a big jock and punch your guts.

I wish noone else can make anymore wishes. Yay! I win!

Kisamex: Granted, but he gets the living shit beet outta him(ie you).

naruto 313

11-22-2006, 11:22 PM

you didn't make a wish

i wish for socks that can't be corrupted and messed up in any way

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 11:26 PM

They are pre-corrupted.

I wish noone else can make anymore wishes. Yay! I win!

11-22-2006, 11:39 PM

granted....NO ONE ELSE did, MANY can however XD...[i used "no one else" as a name]

i wish for a day off...

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 11:40 PM

Granted, but you have to run errands that day.

I wish I had a five day weekend.

Kear Bear

11-22-2006, 11:42 PM

Granted, but you're in chains the entire time.

I wish for every woman to want me and every guy to envy me.

11-23-2006, 12:08 AM

granted, but you are an atom....they can't find you so they fight and a war break out, they kill each other o.o

i wish for a genie in a bottle XD

Kear Bear

11-23-2006, 12:17 AM

He corrupts your every wish.

I wish I was a cerberus.

Haku2099

11-23-2006, 01:15 AM

granted but your eaten by a hydra

I wish I were Thor.

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 10:44 AM

Granted, but you're seriously ill and will die in a few days.

I wish I could fly.

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 10:47 AM

granted but you will die if you it the ground

i wish for wishs that really came true

kluang

11-23-2006, 10:48 AM

Granted. But you got suck in a black hole and die in pieces.

I wish to have a Chobit

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 10:50 AM

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish I could spit acid.

kluang

11-23-2006, 10:52 AM

granted. But it burn your stomach

Wish I can go and see all anime char and their world

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 10:53 AM

Granted, but Orochimaru takes over your body.

I wish I was Batman.

kluang

11-23-2006, 11:03 AM

Granted. But you will be single and virgin and die alone.

I wish to be a rockstar

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 11:04 AM

Granted, but no one really likes your band and you only sell about 1,000 copies of your album.

I wish I could do anything.

kluang

11-23-2006, 11:05 AM

Granted. But you realise anything is nothing.

I wish to have my own Kingdom

divinekid

11-23-2006, 11:08 AM

granted!but the kingdom shall be horribly corrupted.

i wish i could get some sleep .O.O

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 11:11 AM

Granted, but you meet Freddy Krueger in your dreams.

I wish I was a dragon.

kluang

11-23-2006, 11:11 AM

Granted. But you will kill by Mickey Mouse

I wish to have the ultimate knowledge

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 11:17 AM

Granted, but your new knowledge lets you see how hopeless life is and you commit suicide.

I wish I lived in the Middle Ages.

kluang

11-23-2006, 11:19 AM

Granted. But your toilet is a plate in your room. And have to smell your shit when you sleeping.

I wish I have an army of high-class mecha

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 11:20 AM

Granted, but they have minds of their own and don't like you.

I wish I was king of Swaziland.

kluang

11-23-2006, 11:23 AM

Granted. But your Prime Minister burn you alive in a shack.

I wish I know the future

LonelyNinja

11-23-2006, 11:28 AM

Granted, but after seeing the horrors that humanity will wrought, you go insane and kill yourself.

I wish I knew ever undisputable fact about the past.

Haku2099

11-23-2006, 03:03 PM

Granted but you are then killed by jelouse historians.

I wish I was thor

coconaught

11-23-2006, 03:12 PM

granted - but the genie thought you had a lisp and now you ache all over

I wish I had a new duck

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 03:43 PM

granted but it died

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 03:45 PM

^ You're supposed to make a wish. Read the first post to see how it works.

I wish I had 45,000 pounds of chocolate.

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 03:50 PM

granted but its not the real thing

i wish for ppl to kill me

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 03:52 PM

Granted, but you keep reviving and getting killed painfully over and over again.

I wish I was made of steel.

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 03:53 PM

granted but its likud metal

i wish for friends

D4rKR34v3r

11-23-2006, 07:17 PM

granted but your friends are assholes and rape u.

I wish for a better computer

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 07:31 PM

granted but the computer is a box

D4rKR34v3r

11-23-2006, 08:08 PM

but thats not better and make a wish.

I wish for 10000 different pies with no side effects no ish catches eitherl

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 08:17 PM

granted, but you give them to me to hold while you do something, an I accidently droppedd them.

I wish I hadn't dropped those pies, they looked really damn good

D4rKR34v3r

11-23-2006, 08:23 PM

wish granted u decided to eat them and i beat the crack outta u lol!

Lol thought u were leaving eh?

I want a corrupted wish

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-23-2006, 08:26 PM

granted but its good

i wish for a computer box

D4rKR34v3r

11-23-2006, 08:38 PM

u get half a computer box.

I wish everyone would posst at the same time

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 08:43 PM

u get half a computer box.

I wish everyone would posst at the same time

granted, but it causes NL to blow up, an when it's finally repaired, no of those posts are found

I really wish that my toes woul stop biting each other and teach me how to tie my shoes

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:04 PM

Granted. But those toe will eat each other.

I wish to be an expert in go

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 09:11 PM

granted, but you get beaten by me in shogi an become so ashamed that you stop playing all japanes board games...

I wish I was better at shogi

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:14 PM

Granted. But I will beat you back until you commit suicide.

I wish to have a chobit

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 09:27 PM

Granted. But I will beat you back until you commit suicide.

I wish to have a chobit

granted, but it's a male rapist chobit

I wish my dogs didn't eat my hackysack

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 09:28 PM

Granted, but now they eat your pants.

I wish I had telekinesis.

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:29 PM

Granted. But you heard all evil intention of man until you go mad.

I wish I have Sharingan

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 09:31 PM

Granted, but you can't activate it until you're forty, assuming you live that long.

I wish I could never die.

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:36 PM

Granted. But your body rotten slowly and you feel the maggots are biting your flesh

I wish to be a Guyver

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 09:37 PM

Granted, but you have a heart attack and die within three seconds of the wish being granted.

I wish I was a shark.

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:41 PM

Granted. But some japanese fisherman caught you make you into a shark fin soup.

I wish to have my own army of mecha

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 09:42 PM

Granted, but they're old and rusty and fall after after half an hour of use.

I wish I was ruler of the world.

kluang

11-23-2006, 09:47 PM

Granted. But you are rule by a big, fat, hairy, smelly, wife.

I wish to have my own Shinra Inc.

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 09:54 PM

Granted, but then someone kills you and takes it over.

I wish I had Narutimate Hero 3.

Kekkei Genkai

11-23-2006, 09:54 PM

Granted. But your PS2 or GC breaks.

I wish I had a better computer.

ShinobiKnight

11-23-2006, 10:07 PM

Granted, but your new computer eats your left leg.

I wish I could control minds.

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 10:14 PM

Granted, but your new computer eats your left leg.

I wish I could control minds.

granted, but you're now stuck in a worl of mindless necrrophiliac poodles.......

I wish I could kick Bush in the crotch point, laugh, and yell out "PWNED" on national t.v.

kluang

11-23-2006, 10:29 PM

Granted. Then you lose your mind.

I wish to have 1000000000 cute woman maids

duck_sauce_king

11-23-2006, 10:32 PM

granted, but they all have AIDS, Gohnerra, etc.

I wish my ass wasn't glued to the chair i'm sitting in

Kekkei Genkai

11-23-2006, 11:47 PM

Granted.
But now your hands are glued to the computer and your feet are glued to the floor.
I wish that school is closed next week.

Kear Bear

11-24-2006, 02:38 AM

Granted but you get like a ton of homework to do for that week.

I wish I was talented at guitar.

Kekkei Genkai

11-24-2006, 04:04 AM

Granted, you're talented at air guitar.

I wish that I had a bag of candy right here.

kluang

11-24-2006, 04:17 AM

Granted. A bag of corrupted candy

I want to pull the bank heist of the century

Kear Bear

11-24-2006, 04:22 AM

Granted but It's so big you had to pay the death penalty, no matter what state you're in.

I wish for a wii.

Kekkei Genkai

11-24-2006, 04:23 AM

Granted, but the cops find you before you can try.

I wish Cup Noodle cups were a bit larger.

Kear Bear

11-24-2006, 04:33 AM

Franted but their so large that you drownedin one.

I wish for world peace.

Kekkei Genkai

11-24-2006, 04:36 AM

Granted. But aliens invade the earth, and without weapons, we are lost.

I wish I had another guitar.

divinekid

11-24-2006, 04:38 AM

granted but it split into two.

I wish my computer will not lag like hell..T_T

kluang

11-24-2006, 10:28 AM

Granted. But you will lag like hell.

I wish to rob the the first national bank clean.

Ayame Ninamuri

11-24-2006, 10:29 AM

Granted but as soon as you leave the bank the FBI guns you down.

I wish I had a million bucks.

kluang

11-24-2006, 10:32 AM

Granted. But that money will be stolen by you in a nanosecond

I wish to have superman powers

divinekid

11-24-2006, 11:07 AM

granted. but justice league will hate you and hunt you down..xDxD

I wish time would stop.

Nara Shikamaru

11-24-2006, 11:34 AM

Granted. But you won't be able to resume it which means you'll be in a lonely world forever.

I wish I could control time.

divinekid

11-24-2006, 11:37 AM

Granted. but will only be 1 nanosecond of your life.

I wish my wish isnt going to be corrupted.

Nara Shikamaru

11-24-2006, 11:39 AM

granted. But your next wish will be!!!

I wish I had 1000s of more wishes.

divinekid

11-24-2006, 11:48 AM

granted. but your wish will be eventually corrupted by ME!

I wsh i could get some sleep..>.<

Nara Shikamaru

11-24-2006, 11:52 AM

granted. But you'll have horrible nightmares.

I wish I could think of a good wish now.

ShinobiKnight

11-24-2006, 02:56 PM

Granted, but by the time you get around to typing it you forget it.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

shadowclone

11-24-2006, 02:58 PM

granted but you will turn blind after constant use

I wish that naruto will get cancelled. o_0

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-24-2006, 04:38 PM

Granted, but every Naruto fan shoots you for saying such a thing...

I wish I had a pop-tart...

duck_sauce_king

11-24-2006, 04:41 PM

Granted, but every Naruto fan shoots you for saying such a thing...

I wish I had a pop-tart...

granted....but I got hungry and ate it before I could give it to you....

I wish some one woul find a way to combine porkchops and pie.........

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-24-2006, 04:49 PM

Granted, but the result is SPAM....

I wish I had more posts...

shadowclone

11-24-2006, 04:51 PM

granted but you still will have less posts than me

I wish red bull did give you wings.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-24-2006, 04:54 PM

Granted, but as you fly away, the wings turn into buffalo wings and you fall..

I wish I knew the secrets of the universe...

duck_sauce_king

11-24-2006, 05:49 PM

grante, but you're imprisoned because this new knowledge makes you a threat to humanity......

I wish for steak..............

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-24-2006, 05:52 PM

granted but it was in mud

i wish for nothing

duck_sauce_king

11-24-2006, 05:58 PM

granted but it was in mud

i wish for nothing

granted, but it ens up being something........

I wish that made sense

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-24-2006, 09:40 PM

Granted, but your brain explodes, from making to much sense.

I wish I knew how to make ice-cream.

YoshiToshi

11-24-2006, 10:14 PM

Granted, but your ice-cream makes everybody irreversibly allergic to dairy.

I wish for a soda.

kluang

11-24-2006, 10:16 PM

Granted. But your soda is mud.

i wish to have Midas gold touch.

Evil-Tsunade

11-24-2006, 10:17 PM

Granted, it turns out to be one of the few that are tampered with!

I wish that Bowie came to the UK

kluang

11-24-2006, 10:23 PM

Granted. But it turn out is a Bowie wannabe

I wish that I can be a super rockstar

YoshiToshi

11-24-2006, 10:27 PM

Granted, but you make no money at your concerts.

I wish for an automail.

Kekkei Genkai

11-24-2006, 11:39 PM

Granted, but after the first try, it malfunctions.

I wish my clock here had some batteries in it.

11-24-2006, 11:50 PM

granted, but it was a bomb in disguise, so it kills you with an explosion...after ticking for a few seconds :D......

i wish for more songs >.>.....

Kekkei Genkai

11-24-2006, 11:59 PM

Granted, but they are all children's songs and country folk music.

I wish my guitar had new strings.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 12:31 AM

Granted, but the old strings want revenge for replacing them, and so they whip you...

I wish I didn't get sick during winter...

(I'm not sick.....YET.)

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 12:54 AM

Granted, but you get sick during the rest of the year.
I wish I had tea.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 12:56 AM

Granted, but it's 'cold as ice' tea.

I wish ppl were online...

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 12:57 AM

Granted, but there are so many people, that the server crashes.

I wish this tissue box wasn't empty.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 12:59 AM

Granted, but now you can't get the tissues out of the box, since it's so full.

I wish I had a computer with more memory.

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 01:05 AM

granted but you cant operate your computer

i wish i can go to mars!!!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 01:07 AM

Granted, but you have to stay there, since the spaceship left without you. (SEND A POSTCARD!)

I wish pop-tarts could really talk english.

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 01:52 AM

Granted, but they talk inside your stomach too so you will never know rest.
I wish I had a soda.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 01:54 AM

Granted, but you have to give $100 for it.

I wish I could meet someone who shares the same ideas as I do.

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 01:57 AM

granted but she is mute

i wish i meet hhh in person

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 02:00 AM

Granted, but he/she is a serial killer!....

I wish that when you sat down for hours, your ass didn't hurt.

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 02:06 AM

granted but my back hurts...

i wish i have naruto manga

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 02:07 AM

Granted, but it all burns to ashes.

I wish for a pillow, cause I'm going to sleep.....Good night!!

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 02:15 AM

GRANTED but your bed is hard

i wish i have some junk food beside me

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 02:21 AM

Granted, but some randmomn guy from the health department comes in and takes it away and leaves a salad.

I wish I had a good hat.

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 02:24 AM

granted but it fell into a mud!

i wish i can eat right now... im hungry

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 02:30 AM

Granted. But you won't be able to eat for the next 3 days.
I wish I had some money in my wallet right now.

naritaUzumaki

11-25-2006, 02:32 AM

granted but it's not yours

i wish i can watch mirumo de pon right now

divinekid

11-25-2006, 04:38 AM

Granted. But the show will only be one second of your life.

I wish my wish would be horribly corrupted.o.o

kluang

11-25-2006, 07:37 AM

Granted. But your face is horribly burned.

I wish to be known as the criminal of the century

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 07:48 AM

Granted, but you are immedietly caught by the Law enforcer of the century, me.

I wish that I had a new binder.

omnikage

11-25-2006, 12:40 PM

It's made of your back flesh
I wish my toe's fell off

naruto 313

11-25-2006, 12:44 PM

granted.........all ready corrupted

i wish for every girl in my school to like me

omnikage

11-25-2006, 12:45 PM

your the most populer girl in school
I wish I could fly on wings of human fecies

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 07:19 PM

Granted, but as you fly you get hungry and eat your wings of human fecies.

I wish I won a million $$$$$$$, just by doing nothing!

11-25-2006, 07:21 PM

Granted but its all taken by the Gov't for the War

I wish I was not bored

ShinobiKnight

11-25-2006, 07:22 PM

Granted, but you're immersed in lava, so instead of being bored you're in a lot of pain.

I wish I was Superman.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 07:24 PM

Granted, but the underwear gives you a SUPER wedge.

I wish I wasn't cold.

ShinobiKnight

11-25-2006, 07:38 PM

Granted, but now you're being burned alive.

I wish I could control time and space, and change the laws of physics to my liking.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 07:50 PM

Granted, but now you have to become a god first, which will take millions of years.

I wish my dog understood me completely.

ShinobiKnight

11-25-2006, 07:51 PM

Granted, but it hears you talking to yourself and avoids you.

I wish I could run faster than the Flash.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 08:20 PM

Granted, but you have no feet.

I wish I had awsome comebacks.

bikuta

11-25-2006, 08:23 PM

granted, but no one hears them

i wish i had a wii

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-25-2006, 08:28 PM

Granted, but you have to pay $million for it.

I wish Bikuta had more posts.

ShinobiKnight

11-25-2006, 08:39 PM

Granted, but they're taken off your post count.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Ducky101

11-25-2006, 09:03 PM

Granted. *head asplodes*

I wish everyone gave me possitive rep for making this topic

kluang

11-25-2006, 09:08 PM

Granted. But the system corrupted, and all your rep become red.

I wish to have my own anime studio

Ducky101

11-25-2006, 09:09 PM

Granted. But the system corrupted, and all your rep become red.

I wish to have my own anime studio

Granted, it sucks

I wish people took my last wish seriously.

ekang93922

11-25-2006, 09:10 PM

Granted, it sucks

I wish people took my last wish seriously.

granted. people luvs u for making this thread

i wish for nintendo wii

bikuta

11-25-2006, 09:18 PM

granted, but then it blows up when u turn it on

i wish i had a dancing chicken^_^

ekang93922

11-25-2006, 09:28 PM

granted, but it kills u

i wish for a nintendo wii that's immune to all the bad stuffs it can ever happen

bikuta

11-25-2006, 09:36 PM

granted, but u die

i wish for $5

kluang

11-25-2006, 09:41 PM

Granted. But it's fake.

I wish to own Square Enix Corp.

ekang93922

11-25-2006, 09:51 PM

Granted. it blew up

i wish to be evil.....

bikuta

11-25-2006, 10:05 PM

granted but the evil consumes u

i wish i had a forcefield

duck_sauce_king

11-25-2006, 10:07 PM

granted, but it has a huge hole

I wish for pie, steak, shrimp, pork chops, and ramen

ShinobiKnight

11-25-2006, 10:17 PM

Granted, but they're all filled with maggots.

I wish I was Jaws.

duck_sauce_king

11-25-2006, 10:18 PM

Granted, but they're all filled with maggots.

I wish I was Jaws.

granted, but because my food was filled with maggots, I eat you instead.......yum, shark fin soup

I wish for miso soup

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 10:49 PM

Granted, but since I want miso soup too, I take it instead.
I wish the neighbors cat wasn't so loud.

ekang93922

11-25-2006, 11:46 PM

granted instead the cat destroyed your house

i wish for a peacful day

Kekkei Genkai

11-25-2006, 11:55 PM

Granted, but you're not peaceful on that day.

I wish that Thanksgiving Break was longer.

Jackman

11-26-2006, 12:14 AM

I wish i had all the forgotten realms and dungeons and dragons games (PC)

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 12:19 AM

Granted, but you're not peaceful on that day.

I wish that Thanksgiving Break was longer.

Granted. But it'll be so longer that you'll get bored and wish it should end soon.

I wish I could meet Santa clause.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 12:30 AM

Granted, go to the nearest mall and wait in line with all the little children and you'll be able to sit on his lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

I wish I had a new ipod.

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 12:34 AM

Granted. But you'll get a defective piece.

I wish I had seen a ghost.

LonelyNinja

11-26-2006, 12:35 AM

Granted, but it kills you.

I wish there were 200 and 53 raw banana peels in a pantry somewhere in North Panama. o_O

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 12:36 AM

Granted. But now they are teleported to your room.

I wish there was a new continent.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 12:38 AM

Granted, but the one you're on sinks.

I wish I had an electronic dictionary.

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 12:40 AM

Granted. But yo. zzzaaaaPPPPPPPPP!!

I wish there were aliens.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 12:41 AM

Granted, but they attack the earth.

I wish for world peace (Laughing like crazy)

typhoon_4434

11-26-2006, 12:59 AM

granted, but the world is now a desolate wasteland

I wish for, gatorade

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 01:06 AM

Granted, but they attack the earth.

I wish for world peace (Laughing like crazy)

Granted. But aliens invade the earth, and without weapons, we are lost.

I wish I had another guitar.

^Granted, but it's too sour.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 01:09 AM

Granted, it's a toy guitar.

I wish I had some nice hot coffee ready in the kitchen.

typhoon_4434

11-26-2006, 01:10 AM

granted
but it's too hot, and your burn your tongue off
also, theres no sugar or cream

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 01:14 AM

....What's your wish

typhoon_4434

11-26-2006, 01:16 AM

I wish for the Bad Acid Trip CD

sorry guuuuyyss, I f-ed up

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 01:35 AM

It has a big sratch down the middle.

I wish for an endless supply of caffiene.

typhoon_4434

11-26-2006, 01:40 AM

granted, but the caffiene is laced with LSD

I wish for a sweater

LonelyNinja

11-26-2006, 01:44 AM

Granted, but it's five sizes too small.

I wish for a functional Wii.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 01:48 AM

Granted, but the games you get malfunction in your functional Wii.
I wish for a sandwich.

LonelyNinja

11-26-2006, 01:52 AM

Granted, but it's a turd sandwhich (good ol South Park >.>).

I wish that South Park was better. <.<

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 02:24 AM

Granted, it already is, you just haven't watched it enough.

I wish for an edible sandwich.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 02:35 AM

Granted, nutr you choke on it.

I wish I for realities would mesh and heaven and hell will be with earth and earth on both places, etc. and possibilitties will soar. Everything at one place.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 02:39 AM

Granted. Then everything would cease to exist because there is no law to bound good and evil and the supernatural from the natural. Without equality, then there is imminent doom.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 02:46 AM

No wish???

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 02:50 AM

Yes, no wish. I don't want it corrupted lol.
But this is my friend's wish. He wishes for a hot gf.

ekang93922

11-26-2006, 02:54 AM

Yes, no wish. I don't want it corrupted lol.
But this is my friend's wish. He wishes for a hot gf.

granted..... she calls the cops after she stole his money

i wish that none of u r gonna horribly corrupt my day

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 02:54 AM

She gets so hot that she burns.

I wish I had Satan under my thumb.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 02:56 AM

granted..... she calls the cops after she stole his money

i wish that none of u r gonna horribly corrupt my day

Granted but it is already set in stone that it is gonna be.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 02:56 AM

granted..... she calls the cops after she stole his money

i wish that none of u r gonna horribly corrupt my day

You know what? I think I won't corrupt your wish this time lol.

@Kear Bear: Granted, but God has you under His foot.

I wish that I had more guitar picks.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 02:59 AM

^SHIT! I wish noone's wishes were corupted.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 03:00 AM

Granted. But that's in my case. I can't do anything about other people lol.
I wish I had good gloves.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 03:06 AM

Granted, but they're so good that they make you cum all over your pants and you ruin them.

I wish for infinite knowledge.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 03:08 AM

Granted, but your head grows too big and it explodes everywhere. Uhh.
I wish I had a new printer.

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 03:23 AM

Granted. But it dosen't have ink.

I wish I was living somewhere else.