Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. [Archive] - Page 3

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 04:34 AM

Granted, but you seduce yourself so you are locked in your own little world.

I wish that I had another guitar.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 04:36 AM

Granted but it's made of .000000000000001cm glass.

I wish for fame.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 04:38 AM

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 04:49 AM

Granted, but along with fame comes stress, no rest, and your views from everyone else might be different. It might be like, oh there is Kear Bear, what an ass! And along with fame comes...PAPPARAZZIS!!!

I wish there wasn't any school tommorow.

Whytf should I care if people I don't know think I'm an ass. And besides I have never been told I was an ass except by my brothers. I'm usually nice to peple unless they try to piss me off. And to avoid papparazzis I'll just live in a small town. Plus I thrive on lack of rest(don't ask me how) and to relief stress I could do what I do.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 04:52 AM

^^ I don't feel like corrupting that wish because I agree with you there.

I wish I was a Rockstar, man. Nothing you can do to corupt it there, that's my dream.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 04:55 AM

Lol, indeed it is. And I trust that you're not an ass. Well, the wish I have next, I don't want that corrupted either so here is my friend's wish. He wishes that he has more airsoft guns.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 05:15 AM

Backfires.

I wish I were more noticed and in a good way.

^say your wish, I won't corrupt it.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 05:16 AM

Meh, probably you will lol. But I forgot it already lol. Kind of pointless now. Ah well. You got a wish?

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 05:17 AM

I wish I were more noticed and in a good way.

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 05:19 AM

Granted, but you're noticed in such a good way, that old ladies swarm you for autographs.

I wish that the tissue box next to me was filled. You know, we should have a thread where it's just wishes and no corruption.

Kear Bear

11-26-2006, 05:25 AM

You know, we should have a thread where it's just wishes and no corruption.

Granted. :) (http://www.narutolounge.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23296)

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 05:31 AM

YAHOO! You know, this is the only wish in about 500 of them that came true lol. Well done!

divinekid

11-26-2006, 08:03 AM

um.... What are you wishing for anywayz?=.=

I wish someone corrupt this thread..o.O

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 08:04 AM

It already is and will be.

I wish I knew everything.

kluang

11-26-2006, 08:11 AM

Granted. But the knowledge will put sooo much pressure until you cracked.

I wish to know how to drift

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-26-2006, 08:21 AM

yeah but only in a video game

wish i could kill myself

kluang

11-26-2006, 08:23 AM

Granted. And now tormented by your stupidity.. You become a ghost that can find peace when someone kick your ass.

I wish to have a Nissan Skyline

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 08:28 AM

Granted: In NFS: Carbon. But that's probably what you mean mabye.

I wish that today was tommorow and tommorow was yesterday.

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-26-2006, 08:33 AM

granted:well i cant corrupt something i dont understand

wish i could marrry angelina jolie

kluang

11-26-2006, 08:34 AM

Granted. And the timeline destroyed any trace of you.

I wish to be a bounty hunter

xoRAZORBLADESxo

11-26-2006, 08:34 AM

You confused me so I'm just gonna say...Granted but you die a horribly slow and painful death!

I wish I had a magical unicorn! ;)

Kekkei Genkai

11-26-2006, 08:35 AM

What does that have to do with my wish...lol.
Your unicorn suddenly runs into a fairly tale book and lives out its life as a picture in it.

I wish it wasn't raining here.

xoRAZORBLADESxo

11-26-2006, 08:38 AM

Granted but the sun melts your eyes.

I wish I had an atom bomb. >.<

kluang

11-26-2006, 08:45 AM

Granted. but it detenate prematurely and you and your home-town go bye2.

I wish to have green latern ring

divinekid

11-26-2006, 09:13 AM

Granted. but its a toy.

I wish i could...shoot a certain people.

kluang

11-26-2006, 09:18 AM

granted. But they shoot you back.

i wish to have 240 million dollars and live in Japan and have a dozen beautiful,sexy, female maids, an Airbus A 380, a Cadillac limousine, a cruise ship, a 4 story mansion, and a group of female bodyguards, An Assasin squad a satelitte, and a big successfull company

Nara Shikamaru

11-26-2006, 09:18 AM

granted. But you somehow end up in jail.

I wish I was a spy.

kluang

11-26-2006, 09:19 AM

Granted. But you are caught and kill.

I wish to have 240 million dollars and live in Japan and have a dozen beautiful,sexy, female maids, an Airbus A 380, a Cadillac limousine, a cruise ship, a 4 story mansion, and a group of female bodyguards, An Assasin squad a satelitte, and a big successfull company

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-26-2006, 01:36 PM

Granted, but You die before it happens.

I wish I had a whip, to whip you with.

11-26-2006, 01:38 PM

granted but its a feather whip >_>

I wish I had a new bed

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-26-2006, 01:40 PM

Granted, but it's Bush's bed.../_\

I wish for a can opener...

Flario

11-26-2006, 03:53 PM

can i play??
granted but it cuts off your head

i wish i could not die

skwee

11-26-2006, 04:16 PM

granted but you die before you get the gift

typhoon_4434

11-26-2006, 05:48 PM

your wish of nothing is granted, so you get nothing

I wish for a perfectly normal pen

LonelyNinja

11-26-2006, 05:49 PM

Granted, but someone stabs you with it.

I wish that half the crap I post made sense. <.<

kluang

11-26-2006, 05:56 PM

Granted. But the other half bit you.

I wish to have a Mitsubishi evolution IX

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-26-2006, 07:41 PM

Granted, but it broke down before you got a chance to drive it.

I wish I had a better server for signatures...Know any??

ShinobiKnight

11-26-2006, 09:22 PM

Granted, but your comp blows up from its awesomeness and you suddenly go bankrupt, so you can't buy a new one. (No.)

I wish I ruled NL with an iron fist.

LonelyNinja

11-26-2006, 09:27 PM

Granted, but you get a copper fist instead.

I wish for a Flame Atronarch. o_o

Rhi

11-26-2006, 09:29 PM

not granted just because i dont know what that is.

i wish for a supersized mobile fone

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-26-2006, 09:30 PM

Granted, but you can't make a call on it cause it's to BIG.

I wish I knew sign language, perfectly.

Rhi

11-26-2006, 11:40 PM

granted but you only know obsene words in sign

i wish i could make a computer that could read what people thought!

Jackman

11-26-2006, 11:52 PM

granted, but it reads your (deepest) thoughts and tells them to the whole world!!!

I wish i had a girl friend

kluang

11-26-2006, 11:54 PM

Granted. but she is a lesbian

i wish to have know how to drift

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-26-2006, 11:55 PM

granted, but you crash.

I wish for a great life.

Jackman

11-27-2006, 12:06 AM

granted, but you will die in 5 minutes

I wish for some ham

kluang

11-27-2006, 12:09 AM

Granted. A plague infected ham.

I wish have a car

YoshiToshi

11-27-2006, 12:18 AM

Granted. Car with no engine, A/C, seats, headlights, steering wheel, no tires, and only one rim. The mirrors are also cracked.

I wish for a rabid dog.

Jackman

11-27-2006, 12:20 AM

granted but since it has rabies it dies

I wish i had a PS3 (60 GB)

divinekid

11-27-2006, 09:06 AM

granted. but you cant play it.

i wish...i could get my wishes horribly corrupted...

Nara Shikamaru

11-27-2006, 09:07 AM

Granted. And you'll regret it afterwards.

I wish the Longest Thread Ever was back.

kluang

11-27-2006, 09:11 AM

Granted. (Iwon't corrupt it, I want it back tooo)

I wish Mooch and coco is back

Nara Shikamaru

11-27-2006, 09:16 AM

Granted. I don't wanna corrupt it. Coco was cool.

I wish for the worst wish possible.

divinekid

11-27-2006, 09:18 AM

Granted. and its will be corrupted again by me!

I wish somebody could make a thread for me spending boredom there...o.o

Harleq

11-27-2006, 11:20 AM

Granted! But bordom is a type of money... and you don't have any!

I wish I had a girl... that was really, really 'bad!'

kluang

11-27-2006, 11:25 AM

Granted. And she kill you.

I wish I have a good girlfriend

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-27-2006, 08:00 PM

Granted, but she's also a Good lesbian...

I wish ppl would stop making wishes...

11-27-2006, 08:09 PM

Granted but now we make lamps

I lamp we had wishes again

D4rKR34v3r

11-27-2006, 08:11 PM

LOL i lamp we had wishes, hmmmm did u mix up wish and lamp?
Granted because your request was mixed up.
Okay i will say I wish nobody else posted anymore.

Jackman

11-27-2006, 08:24 PM

granted, but all your wishes will be horribly corrupt by another person

I wish for a piece of toast

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-27-2006, 08:27 PM

Granted, but you mistake the toast for an Ipod, and eat it...

I wish again.

ekang93922

11-28-2006, 01:49 AM

Granted??? but....... i don't know....

i wish that i could get some cookies :D

Narutobaka

11-28-2006, 02:23 AM

Granted but tey're not your favorite.

I wish for someone else to put the X-mas tree up this year.

11-28-2006, 02:24 AM

Granted but its you're unborn son and things get kind a messy down there >_>

I wish I did not have these thoughts...

kluang

11-28-2006, 02:33 AM

Granted. you have no thought at all.

I wish I can go to Japan

11-28-2006, 02:35 AM

Granted but you will be watched by cops the whole time -__-

I wish more people had some common sese

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-28-2006, 05:57 AM

granted but you lose yours

wish that lonelyninja killed himself with his arrow:D

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 06:03 AM

Granted. But he'll be back to annoy you. To Death.

I wish I died.

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-28-2006, 06:05 AM

hehe i wish that too..
well granted but you are stuck in earth as a hollow ever after

i wish i was a beetle

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 06:11 AM

Granted. And you'll be squished by me.

I wish CN stopped showing stupid shows.

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-28-2006, 06:14 AM

granted.but it completely stpos showing anyshow

wish i was lakshmi mittal

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 06:28 AM

Granted. But you aren't. Who the hell is lakshmi mittal?

I wish I could stay at a 7 star hotel for the rest of my life.

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-28-2006, 06:31 AM

granted-just that its a old age home whose name is 7 star
btw lakshmi mittal is the 3rd richest guy on earth who has a home worth591 mn

divinekid

11-28-2006, 06:47 AM

Granted..Uh wait.. Watcha wishing for? o.O

I wish i get 1000000 more not corrupted wishes.

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 06:55 AM

Granted. But that will be after 1000000 more wishes.

I wish I started a good thread.

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-28-2006, 06:57 AM

granted.about 'the role of meditation in the lives of great men'

wish i coul be mittal now

kluang

11-28-2006, 07:54 AM

Granted. But his son kill you.

I wish I;m the Sultan of Brunei

Kekkei Genkai

11-28-2006, 07:55 AM

Granted, but the population isn't satisfied with your leadership so you get kicked out.

I wish I found my lost Naruto manga.

kluang

11-28-2006, 07:58 AM

Granted. Then you lose yourself...

I wish have my own anime studio

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 07:59 AM

Granted. But you're animes will suck.

I wish I could think of a wish now.

sasuke_power

11-28-2006, 09:40 AM

Granted, but you lose your mind into a eternity of nothingness

I wish I wasnt hungry

Nara Shikamaru

11-28-2006, 11:02 AM

Granted. But you'll be hungry again 2morrow!! :D

I wish I was sad.

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-28-2006, 01:08 PM

granted but your mad

i wish for me

sasuke_power

11-28-2006, 01:26 PM

granted but the other u attempts to stab u
I wish I knew the AL personally

Haku2099

11-28-2006, 01:37 PM

granted but you die after meeting them

I wish for bush to be assassinated

sasuke_power

11-28-2006, 01:38 PM

*revives self*
granted but the person who assassinated bush assinates you next.
I wish John Kerry was assassinated to

Haku2099

11-28-2006, 01:44 PM

Granted but you take the blame for the assassination and go to jail for life.

I wish that I were invicible.

sasuke_power

11-28-2006, 01:50 PM

granted but the price is your soul
I wish I was the creator of the matrix O_o

Haku2099

11-28-2006, 01:54 PM

Granted but your creation kills you.

I wish I was ruler of the world.

Freshgrease

11-28-2006, 03:48 PM

Granted, but only of your own little world.

I want Cherry pie to taste good.

11-28-2006, 03:51 PM

Granted but it has AID's

I wish for 1$ dollars

ShinobiKnight

11-28-2006, 06:07 PM

Granted, but you stop to watch a street performer and a pickpocket takes it.

I wish I was Canadian.

shinobixx

11-28-2006, 06:17 PM

granted but every canadian will despise u.

i wish all the stress in my life will go away

ShinobiKnight

11-28-2006, 06:19 PM

Granted, but it'll be back in a week or two, in addition to the new stresses you'll pick up by then.

I wish I knew Abe Lincoln personally.

Seal_master

11-28-2006, 06:58 PM

granted but he tries to molest u
i wish for all others to have a wish extra

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-28-2006, 08:14 PM

Granted, and they use it to wish for your death.

I wish I had a clone that obeyed all of my orders and didn't kill me.

Freshgrease

11-28-2006, 08:48 PM

Granted, but the clone will analy rape you.

I wish someone would save the retarded kitty in my sig.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-28-2006, 08:50 PM

Granted, but you die in order for the cat to live.

I wish something...

LonelyNinja

11-28-2006, 08:54 PM

Granted, but you got something else instead. o_O

I wish I was a first-class writer. >.>

Jackman

11-28-2006, 09:20 PM

granted but all your stories are perverted, so people start to hate you because it gets old

I wish I could fly!!

drunk_sea_monkey

11-28-2006, 09:25 PM

granted! fly into[under] a steam roller =D

I wish for another external hard drive

11-28-2006, 09:38 PM

Granted but it gives you internal AID's

I wish for my own comedy show

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-28-2006, 09:47 PM

Granted...but it turns into a drama show.

I wish I could see you...

11-28-2006, 09:48 PM

Granted but you dont have a camera to capture my pure sexyness

I wish I had a new PS3

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-28-2006, 09:50 PM

Granted, but you give it away for free.

I wish I could hack your brain.

11-28-2006, 09:51 PM

Granted but you get a virus :p

I wish we could play laser tag

LonelyNinja

11-28-2006, 10:32 PM

Granted, but I cheat, so I'd kick you in the shin and run. o_O

I wish I had a bow and arrow set. <.<

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-28-2006, 11:24 PM

Granted, but everyone else gets a gun and 6 bullets and they shoot you, while you shoot arrows with your bow...<_>

I wish I could type a 2 page essay in 5 seconds.

Freshgrease

11-29-2006, 12:42 AM

Granted, but you fail it so miserably that Domo-kun laughs at you.

I wish I could fart.

slayer91

11-29-2006, 12:44 AM

granted but u crap urself at the same time

i wish that bush wasnt presendent

11-29-2006, 12:45 AM

Granted but Osama takes his place

I wish for a Boat

slayer91

11-29-2006, 12:46 AM

granted,but it has a giant hole in it

i wish i was rich

LonelyNinja

11-29-2006, 12:58 AM

Granted, but money isn't everything (Psh, BS. :rolleyes:).

I wish I had a plane ticket to Florida, a working car, and $100,00.

slayer91

11-29-2006, 12:59 AM

u meet sora and he steals ur money and ur car

11-29-2006, 01:01 AM

I wish slayer was smart enough to remember to make a wish :p

kluang

11-29-2006, 03:02 AM

Granted.

I wish to be a GTA

Ducky101

11-30-2006, 12:46 AM

...You want to be a grand theft auto? Already corrupted!

I wish my DL on limewire would go faster

Nara Shikamaru

11-30-2006, 12:52 AM

Granted. But the downloads will have a virus.

I wish I get a Wii

Freshgrease

11-30-2006, 01:40 AM

Granted, but wii explodes.

I wish for nothing.

11-30-2006, 01:41 AM

Granted but you die an hour later from AID's

I wish for a pot of gold

Narutobaka

11-30-2006, 02:08 AM

Granted, but the pot is full of gold teeth.

I wish for a new pair of gloves.

11-30-2006, 02:18 AM

Granted but Foxx gets a hold of them and well you knwo the rest... :D

I for a free flight to anywhere I want

Narutobaka

11-30-2006, 02:45 AM

Granted, but with blackout dates all over the place.

I wish for a day at a spa.

kluang

11-30-2006, 04:02 AM

Granted. But G.Money will be the spa manager.........and the rest you guess what happen.

I wish to own a big company

ekang93922

11-30-2006, 09:40 AM

granted but it was bombed...

i wish for nothing

omnikage

11-30-2006, 10:27 PM

you drop dead
I wish for something

LonelyNinja

11-30-2006, 10:29 PM

Granted, but you get something else instead. o_O

I wish I had mod powers! o.o

Jackman

11-30-2006, 10:33 PM

granted, but you have to pay $$40 a month

I wish I had a trillion dollars

Ducky101

12-02-2006, 01:40 AM

Granted, but taxes steal it all from you in seconds

I wish taxes didn't exist.

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 01:42 AM

Granted, but then the government doesn't have any way to get money (besides robbing you blind, which is like taxes, only they don't let you know they're taking your money. <.<) and then the roads are crap, teachers/police/firefighters/etc. don't get paid. <.<

I wish that pigs did fly. >.>

kluang

12-02-2006, 04:36 AM

Granted. But they are goverment secret flying pigs.

I wish I have a kajillion dollar.

naritaUzumaki

12-02-2006, 05:13 AM

granted but you lost it

i wish i can fly!

kluang

12-02-2006, 09:42 AM

Granted. But you fell from the stratosfrea, And die in pieces.

I wish I'm a Captain of the 13 Protection Squad in Bleach.

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 10:22 AM

Granted, but someone kills you to take the position.

I wish for eternal.... fire. o_o

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 10:23 AM

granted, but it burns you than it goes out...

i wish for... a 12-gauge shotgun!!!!

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:07 AM

granted but its broken and doesn't work

i wish i for tacos

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:08 AM

granted but they are rotton
i wish for cookies

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 11:08 AM

Granted, but they are on fire. o_O

I wish for a ban stick. <.<

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:10 AM

granted but it breaks when touch it

i wish for a pony

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:11 AM

granted but it exploded

i wish for a bird

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:12 AM

granted but i died

i wish for a chinchilla

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:13 AM

granted but i killed it because it was named chingchang

i wish for a tree to hug

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:13 AM

granted but forest fires start there

i wish for a penguin

Jackman

12-02-2006, 11:13 AM

granted, but it dies after a week

I wish I could stop time

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 11:14 AM

granted, but you stop yourself from being born
i wish for cash

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:15 AM

granted but i steal it

i wish for a sharpener

Jackman

12-02-2006, 11:16 AM

granted but you have to pay for the bills in your parents house, because you have so much money

I wish I could fly

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:16 AM

granted but its only temorary so u fall

i wish i had a moose

Nara Shikamaru

12-02-2006, 11:17 AM

Granted. But it eats you.

I wish I had a faster connection.

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:18 AM

granted but it breaks

i wish i had electro spikes

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 11:18 AM

granted, but you get eloctrocuted
i wish for quiet

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:19 AM

granted but then u can't talk at all

i wish for a rainbow pony

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-02-2006, 11:24 AM

Granted but it's an evil rainbow pony that burns your house down.

I wish for a dancing biscuit....

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:26 AM

granted but i eat it
i wish for a chair

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 11:28 AM

granted, but it breaks
i wish for stuff

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-02-2006, 11:29 AM

Granted but your stuff is possesed...
I wish for magic powers...ooooohhhh.....

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:30 AM

granted but your stuff grows legs and runs away

i wish for a cloud

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:30 AM

granted, but it u fall out of it and die

i wish for bubbles

naruto_the_demon_fox

12-02-2006, 11:31 AM

granted but they pop

i wish for nothing

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:31 AM

granted but i pop them

i wish for a ball

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 11:33 AM

granted but its a bomb and it explodes
i wish for... random stuff

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:33 AM

granted but i take your stuff

i wish for a bug

LordJiraiya

12-02-2006, 11:36 AM

granted, but it eats u
i wish for burritos

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 11:38 AM

tacos rule the world

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 11:38 AM

yea i like tacos with lots of cheese

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 12:58 PM

GRanted, but they're really bad burritos.

I wish for a monkey!

duck_sauce_king

12-02-2006, 02:15 PM

tacos rule the world

yea i like tacos with lots of cheese
rea the rules of the thread.....
GRanted, but they're really bad burritos.

I wish for a monkey!

granted, but Micheal Jackson kidnaps it.

I wish for an ostrich

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 03:28 PM

granted but it runs away

i wish for a rainbow moose

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 03:37 PM

granted but it dies
i wish for a kite

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-02-2006, 03:51 PM

Granted but it gets stuck in a tree

I wish for muffins

Swtvi3tboi08

12-02-2006, 03:51 PM

granted but there spiked
i want candy

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 04:11 PM

Granted, but they have razor blades in them

I wish for a cow with 9,999,999,999,999 legs

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 04:12 PM

Granted, but I kill it then make hamburgers out of it. o_o

I wish I could eat all I want and not get fat. <.<

duck_sauce_king

12-02-2006, 04:24 PM

granted, but you can only eat tofu......

I wish my ostrich hadn't run away:(

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 04:25 PM

Granted, but then it kicks you in the nuts. <.<

I wish for a giant, radioactive hamster named Pee-pee. o_o

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 04:30 PM

GRanted, but it destroys the world...

I wish for something that won't die, hurt me, or run away.

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 04:31 PM

Granted, but it's a tissue. o_o

I wish for a lighter.

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 04:33 PM

(XD lmao) Granted, but it's empty.

I wish for Jesus.

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 04:38 PM

granted but he can't do anything special

i wish for a platapus

kittycat666

12-02-2006, 04:41 PM

granted but it runs away
i wish for a cookie

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 04:44 PM

Granted, but it's soo small you can't see it

I wish for a cow that doesn't die, can't be eaten, can't run away, but has every super ower known to man!

duck_sauce_king

12-02-2006, 04:48 PM

granted, but it has aids >.<

I wish for another lunch as the one I had early today

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 05:11 PM

Noooo! My cow! T-T

Granted, but it smells like poo.

I wish my cow didn't have aids! :P

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 05:33 PM

Granted, but it's HIV positive. (Almost as bad.)

I wish there was a cure for all STD's. <.<

The Great Kakashi

12-02-2006, 05:44 PM

Granted, but the only way to cure them is to make love to Orochimaru....

I wish you never had to amke love to Orochimaru to get rid of STDs

duck_sauce_king

12-02-2006, 06:05 PM

Granted, but the only way to cure them is to make love to Orochimaru....

I wish you never had to amke love to Orochimaru to get rid of STDs

granted, but now he has to make love to Micheal Jackson....which is pretty much the same thing........

I wissh for a omo-kkun avatar

Jackman

12-02-2006, 06:39 PM

granted but you have to pay $100 shipping and handling

I wish I had an endless suply of candy and junkfood

Ninja48

12-02-2006, 07:37 PM

The wish is granted, and you are crushed by candy at a rate of 10 tons every 10 seconds, for an infinite amount of time.

I wish for world peace.

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 07:38 PM

Granted, but then everyone gets bored and proceeds to commit suicide since they aren't killing other people.

I wish everything was free.

Ninja48

12-02-2006, 07:44 PM

Everything is now free. However, everyone on the planet now realizes this, and rush to stores in the millions. Many are trampled, and massive riots break out. The death toll rises to around a hundred thousand. Companies are destroyed, and the economy cripples along with all forms of government.

I wish for an LCD monitor that will not attack or harm anyone in anyway, and still displays a very nice 1600 x 1200 picture.

YondaimeUzumaki

12-02-2006, 07:46 PM

Granted an LCD monitor that does attack and harm everyone in everyway possible.

I wish for Halle Berry to be my wife being physically, mentally and everything else the same as she is now.

~UY~

jutsuking123

12-02-2006, 08:39 PM

Granted but after a job turn down eventually does drugs and kills you and commits suicide.

I wish for a dog

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 08:40 PM

Granted, but it gets run over by a bus. o_O

I wish I was the driver of that bus. <.<

jutsuking123

12-02-2006, 08:45 PM

Granted but after you run over the dog a car-bomb(planted by a terrorist) explodes and everybody on the bus dies

I wish i was the terrorist

flyingpuppets58

12-02-2006, 08:50 PM

granted but u live in a hole and the army finds you and u die

i wish rainbow mooses were real

duck_sauce_king

12-02-2006, 09:02 PM

granted but u live in a hole and the army finds you and u die

i wish rainbow mooses were real

granted, but they become exticnt because they make better pork chos then pigs

I wish for the aids virus in a jar so I can keep it as a pet

Seal_master

12-02-2006, 09:26 PM

granted but the bug ecapse and causes an epidemic in your house

i wish for hatred

ShinobiKnight

12-02-2006, 09:57 PM

Granted, but your hatred is directed towards something insignificant, like argon.

I wish I had superpowers. And a cool one, nothing like "the ability to make your little finger change colors"!

LonelyNinja

12-02-2006, 10:29 PM

Granted, but you get the ability to cause the world to explode and you have no control over when you use it. So, you basically blow the world up when you get the power.

I wish I had a gun. <.<

ShinobiKnight

12-02-2006, 10:30 PM

Granted, but it's a stolen gun, and you get carted off to jail.

I wish I was invincible.

Nara Shikamaru

12-03-2006, 12:49 AM

granted. But for only a fraction of a second.

I wish I was good in maths.

ShinobiKnight

12-03-2006, 08:34 AM

Granted. But you suck at everything else and get held back for a decade.

I wish I could control minds.

The Great Kakashi

12-03-2006, 02:29 PM

Granted, but you lose the power in 2 seconds.

I wish that I was a Demonic Dragon.

LonelyNinja

12-03-2006, 03:02 PM

Granted, but you get eaten by a bigger Demonic Dragon.

I wish I had a Death Note. <.<

The Great Kakashi

12-03-2006, 03:03 PM

Granted, but you're illiterate and dyslexic.

I wish I had 1000000 wishes

ShinobiKnight

12-03-2006, 03:25 PM

Granted, but they're all for baby parts.

I wish that made more sense.

LonelyNinja

12-03-2006, 07:08 PM

Granted, but it confuses everyone else.

I wish there was no 30 rule. >.>

The Great Kakashi

12-03-2006, 07:09 PM

Granted, but it's now increased to 2 years.

I wish for a flying Zebra!

Narutobaka

12-03-2006, 07:19 PM

Granted, but the order was worng and you end up with a flying tiger instead.

I wish for a babysitter.

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 07:22 PM

granted but IT is orichimaru

i wish for.... pop

Narutobaka

12-03-2006, 07:22 PM

Granted but comes in the form of soda!

I wish i could have pizza for dinner.

LonelyNinja

12-03-2006, 07:24 PM

Granted, but I crash the party and eat it all! XD

I wish I had pizza for breakfast. o.O

The Great Kakashi

12-03-2006, 07:26 PM

Granted, but my flying tiger eats it!

I wish for a kimodo dragon that won't kill me

naruto_the_demon_fox

12-03-2006, 07:40 PM

granted but it dies

i wish nothing

jutsuking123

12-03-2006, 07:44 PM

Granted but your nothing turns into something

I wish for heat vision

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 07:48 PM

granted but it's cold heat vision

i wish for stuff

Narutobaka

12-03-2006, 07:57 PM

Granted except you got things instead.

I wish for egg nog

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 07:58 PM

granted but its old and moldy

i wish for a better jiraiya sig

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:00 PM

granted but it's naked and elderly.

i wish for more wishes.

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:09 PM

:eek: :( :( :( granted, but now they're gone
i wish for a not so naked and elderly jiraiya sig

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:12 PM

granted but it burns in a fire.
I wish for something to wish for

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:13 PM

granted but it's dumb
i wish for a not so naked and elderly jiraiya sig that's fire-proof

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:15 PM

granted but it becomes Waterlogged
I wish for a not so dumb wish

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:27 PM

granted, but its retarded
i wish for a not so naked and elderly jiraiya sig that's fire-proof and water-proof

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:28 PM

granted but my dog eats it.
I wish for the perfect wish

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-03-2006, 08:29 PM

Granted but it makes you old,naked,wrinkly,and gross o.o

I wish I wasn't wearing pants....

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:30 PM

granted but your wearing a speedo
i wish for a... i don't know

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:31 PM

granted but you're forced to put them back on
i wish you didn't take off your pants

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:34 PM

granted, but he took off his speedo
i wish people wouldn't post to a wish i already posted for

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:37 PM

granted but i couldn't help it sry.
i wish for the end to boredom.

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-03-2006, 08:39 PM

Granted but the only way to do that is to kill yourself

I wish for a pinata that says RAWR!

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:40 PM

granted but i kill it before i die.
I wish for someone to pm me

LordJiraiya

12-03-2006, 08:41 PM

granted but its michael jackson
i wish for a present

xoRAZORBLADESxo

12-03-2006, 08:47 PM

Granted but it explodes in your face and melts your eyes

I wish i was made of chocolate

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:48 PM

granted but i eat you.
i wish for another chocolate person

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

12-03-2006, 08:49 PM

Granted...and you melt, cause I put you outside in the sun.

I wish I wasn't sick.

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 08:50 PM

granted but it means your death.
i wish you didn't die

gaarasandchick13

12-03-2006, 09:05 PM

granted, but it means YOUR death.
I wish naruto characters were real!

12-03-2006, 09:07 PM

granted but they rape you

I wish for a new car

feyfairy78

12-03-2006, 09:07 PM

granted but gaara kills you
i wish for someone to visit the ban the person above you site

Mal

12-04-2006, 12:21 AM

Granted, but it's you and you're all alone. Loser.

I wish I was omniscient.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

12-04-2006, 12:45 AM

granted, but you are now omniscient1000

I wish I had a nice jacket, that always kept me warm.

Mal

12-04-2006, 12:48 AM

Granted. But it gets eaten from the inside out by raccoons.

I wish I could make money with out actually working.

12-04-2006, 01:23 AM

Granted. You make money without working...but the money isnt worth anything...we use bombs as currency now :D.......

I wish I didnt have to work tomorrow >.>.....:/

naritaUzumaki

12-04-2006, 01:26 AM

granted but you will have to work double time the next day

i wish my friends are now online