(Yay, sushi! XD)

Anyways:

Granted, you have to give them 1 dollar for every time they talk to you.

I wish people wouldn't make a big fuss about gay people.
Haha, I'd do that.

Anyways:

Granted, but they start killing em off instead of fussing about them.

That's pretty twisted. O_o

But you made no wish. <.<

I wish I got N.H's unused wish, uncorrupted. :p

Granted, But you forgot to use it and then you had bad luck for 7 days.

I wish that i was good at making fanart with photoshop.

granted, cept photoshop all of the sudden had a virus and it killed your computer
i wish that i had gotten to thank all of the little girls for coming to my competition

Granted, but one of the girls throws chalk at you. o.O

I wish... I could make sigs on Paint as good as sand_illusions can.

Granted, But you don't know how to open paint.exe

I wish i was good at playing the drums.

granted, but your mom throws you outta the house because of the noise
i wish that my dog was allowed inside the house

Granted, but your dog pees on your bed, which my dog just did a few minutes ago. <.<

I wish my dog didn't pee on my bed. T_T
And if someone says, "Granted, but he poops on it," I'll attack you with a spork. =_=

Granted, But he spews on it ^_^

I wish i was good at tae kwon do.

Granted but your arms fail you and you start attacking yourself...

I wish I was god......

Granted - You fail to exist.

I wish for more money.

granted but you must give handjobs for it
i wish for a fish

Granted, but it eats your soul

(this is gonna be great)
I wish my gf was here

granted but shes only on to break up with you
i wish i had a cow

*Crys* *cut cut cut*

Granted, but its a cow completely made out of shit, and its milk is...welll....yeah

I wish i had a gibson explorer (guitar)

granted but its the devil incogneto
i wish for the meaning of life

Granted, but the reason of life is death

I wish for Kakashi's gaiden

granted but we have to go through every filler again and this causes your ass to get beaten to a pulp
i wish fillers never existed

Granted, but the reason of life is death

I wish for Kakashi's gaiden

Kakashi Gaiden is aired, but at that moment, all the current Naruto anime is licensed by 4kids. All fansubbing groups stop subbing Naruto, at the risk of legal action, and 4kids offer Kakashi Gaiden on a pay-per-view download service. The whole thing is censored, a'la One Piece - the Raikiri simply gives a light shock, and knocks the enemy out - shuriken are made of rubber, and thrown to knock the opponent unconcious, and the loss of Kakashi's eye is never shown, and is explained under the pretence of an accident with a pencil. Obito kindly donates his Sharingan in the hospital two weeks later, after recovering from his broken ankle, crushed by a falling boulder. Obito then leaves the country, never to return.

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *cries*

you forgot to make a wish

nooo you did also
i wish people never forgot to wish

Granted but every hour on the hour a monster rips its way through your butt hole

I still wish i had a Gigant hamster monster

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that i didn't have to go to college today.

wish granted, but you'll have to go to college for the rest of your life as a punishment

I wish I were an anime character

granted but your gai sense
i wish i had the immortality jutsu

Granted, but you had to look like me or orochimaru for the rest of your life.

I wish i could download 5 mb/s like the college computers can.

granted but i dont know what that means so you crash
i wish sasuke never whent to sound

Sure, but instead Sasuke went to a GAY BAR, GAR BAR. To start a nuclear war.

I wish I had a suit of power armour.

Granted, but once you got it, you gave it to me.

I wish i was a cyborg.

Granted, but you'll blow up.

I wish I had a dollar.

Granted, but you forgot it at the bar.

I wish i were a manga character

granted but you had to stay in the most idiotic pose known to man
i wish i lived in Suna

Granted, but then a deadly disease started there and every got sent to the sun.

I wish that i had a wish without any corruptions and no one destroying my wish.

wish is void we had this once before
i wish for the ability to live anywhere

Granted, but i got to choose and i pick in the middle of the ocean.

I wish i had a cookie.

granted but those arnt chocolate
i wish for sanity

Granted, But you die because of being insane for 14 years then sane for 2 seconds.

Granted, but you didn't wish anything.

I wish Ebola didn't exist.

granted..but now you have aids.

i wish i could fly

Granted, But you got shot down by the army for being "different".

I wish i had a choc chip cookie.

Granted but micheal jackson get's to have he's way with you every nite. I wish I was a chick magnet

Granted, But a malfunction happened and all that came to you was micheal jackson.

I wish i was 18.

granted but you will become a male and get aids. I wish I could kill bush.

Granted. but you will die the next day.

I wish naruto manga would come out sooner.

granted but your girlfriend will leave you. I wish I could fly trough space.

Granted but you cant breath.

I wish i was super rich.

granted but its all given to charity
i wish i could fight as good as lee

Granted but your the only person left on earth.

I wish i could go back in time

granted and same coruption as mine
i wish fir love

granted but its with a man.

I wish i had super powers!!

Granted but it's to turn into a normal Badger.
I wish for an oversized, inflateable, novelty shuriken.

granted but you get the real thing by accident and kill someone
i wish for gaaras power

Granted, but your body couldn't handle it and you die.

I wish i was good at drawing anime characters.

granted but you from deep paper cut and a bullet to the head
i wish to be a junnchuri

Granted, but the tailed beast is removed and you die.

I wish I had... A magic hat that made snowmen come to life

Granted. but they are evil snowmen.

I wish i was a ninja.

Granted, but you are killed brutally in battle


I wish I could finish a rubiks cube

granted but you die in the genin exam
i wish i was a member of akatsuki

Granted, But naruto kills you.

I wish i was a ninja that got killed by kyuubi in battle.

granted but you arnt remembered
i wish gaara smiled once and a while

*He does if you read the manga.*

Granted, But you have to give a arm for it.

I wish all pedophiles would die.

Granted, but they all go to your house first and do stuffz

I wish I had a gigant plunger

Granted, but some plumber rams it up your backside.

I wish I knew what 2 divided by 50 equals. o_o

Granted, but you forgot it straight after you got to know it.

I wish there was no "Superior" people.

granted but everyone turn inferior
i wish for power

Granted but you explode

I wish that naruto would pop out of the TV with a fresh batch of ciggarette muffins.

granted, but you would choke to death after the first bite

i wish that i could meet my Gaara-kun!

Granted but he only came to kill you

I wish I wasn't wearing pants lol

granted, but i push you off a 20 story building while sheilding my eyes >.<

i wish that Gaara-kun would NOT kill me!

Granted but he explodes...sorry I couldn't do anything

I wish my dog didn't just eat my retainer (which she did)

granted but its demented and gross

i wish for some cheese shaped like a pony

granted but its ass cheese
i wish that i was god

Granted, but your the god of stupidity =P

i wish i had x-ray vision

granted but it only works on old men
i wish for a glass of water

Granted, but has hair in it

i wish for a everlasting jawbreaker

granted but you break your jaw and starve to death
i wish i could draw

granted, but it would be only 4kids *gasps* one piece pictures
i wish i already watched all the bleach episodes

granted but you forget everything in return
i wish one pice never existed

granted, but then there would be piece one, and it would be worse

i wish Ebola never existed

Granted but you die any way.

I wish i had more posts

Granted, but you get permanent banned for mass spamming.

I wish i had a lithium flower

granted but it bursts into flames
i wish i had sharingan

Granted, but you die when trying to implant it.

I wish i was cute by nature.

Granted but your cute enougf to eat and someone does
I wish chocolat chip cokies where the dominint speshies on earth haveing taken controle in 2099 and put humans to work in chocolat chip mines and by the year 2351 humans would lead a revolt and reclaim the planet only to lose it to mint rice people

waaa wish void
i wish i could jump in the internet

You enter a world full of viruses that kill you.
I wish I was immortal

granted but you keep getting hurt and stuff

i wish i was a pickle

granted but you get eaten
i wish i was hidan and not in that hole

granted, you become hidan then fall into the hole I few seconds later.
I wish I wouldn't have to go to school ._.

yupp yupp! *poof* you dont go to school but go to hellz

i wish i can have a scoop of vanilla ice cream ^^

*you get a scoop of poisonous vanilla ice cream*
(hell? Hell is heaven compared to school ^ ^)
I wish I had something to wish for.

You have something to with for but you can only wish for crap.

I wish I had a rocket launcher.

*poof* youhave it but it hits you! XD

i wish i have a wonderful life

Granted but then 5 seconds later it becomes the complete opposite. Now you have a horrible life >=)

I wish I had a ps3

yay!!! now you do but it breaks after you touched it XD

i wish i had a non poison chocolate cake

You get it but then someone else ate it.

you have a wonderful life, then man eating lions kill you 3 seconds l8er :D

I wish I could had a $1,000,000,000,000.00 (plus tax)

You get it but then you still had to owe your lawyer $1,000,000,000,000.001

You still owe him $1

I wish for power!

you got it but it your houses burnt down with the money

i wish i had eyeliner right now XD

You get it but then i sell it on Ebay.

I wish for a MK-47

you get it then it breaks as soon as you touch it..haha

i wish for....shoes..lots and lotsa shoes

You get them but there all full of cow s***.

I wish I could go back in time and create Microsoft before Bill Gates does.

You get them but then hobos come and take all of your shoes.

I wish for Grenades.

They all blow up in your face.

I wish for non-poisonous, edible, tasty pie!

yea but it has grenades in em..
i wish for music

You get them but then I steal them (including your wallet) and I eat the pie.

I wish for a plasma tv.

yea but it cracked

i wish for good luck

you have good luck for 9 seconds then you get the worst luck ever

I wish I have a working awesome plazma tv

you get it but you got robbed..XD

i wish for good luck fo rthe rest of my life..

*casts a spell of good luck on sasuke gurl* *dark shuriken comes by and it hits him instead*

I wish to overthrow Bill Gates and become a billionaire!

You get good luck for the rest of your life. But you live for only 2 minutes.

I wish for 1000000000 dollars that can't be burned stolen, etc.

YOU OVERTHREW HIM BUT YOU WENT O JAIL XD

i wish for a penny:)

You end up owing the Government $999,999,999,999,999,999,999.00 (plus tax x67)

I wish for everything good that cant be stolen, burned, etc.

you get it but your mom takes it away

^didn't make a wish

I wish that I could control the movement of atoms and also change atomic density.

You can but it turns out it was all in your dreams.

I wish for a plasma gun that will not be destroyed and cannot be used to destroy me.

Granted but it kills your family and everyone else you care about...

I wish for some sunshine dust!

granted but it blew into your eyes and now your blind.

i wish to be a F1 driver.

Granted, but you realize how little fun it is driving a giant computer key.

I wish I had telekinesis.

You get telekinesis but you can only use it when you turn 121 years old.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but you have to watch everyone that you love die as they grow old.

I wish i could fly.

granted but you die of lack of oxygen cause the only direction you can go is up

i wish there to never be dubed fillers of naruto

granted,but you have to pay 10 million dollars for it,

i wish i had naruto ultimate ninja 2 on may 15!

granted, but you get sent to a wierd time laps where a minute seems like an eternity until May 15 (your aging is the same), and it takes an eternity to wait for it. and pretty soon, you'll (probably) literally die of boredom.

I wish for this wish to never be corrupted.

granted but you get hit by a bus while your waiting to see if any one can corrupt an un corruptable wish.

i wish i was invincible .

granted then some dude who can beat invincible guys kills u.
i wish i had more free time...

Granted but you had free time in jail

i wish i could speak janpaneese

granted then it turns out u get beat up for saying something offensive
i wish i could use the death note...

grandted but you ended up as a ghost!

i wish i could have a ps3

but it broke.

i wish for a lajkfgfgblkms

Granted but all of the letters have razor sharp edges and brutally chop you to death.

i wish i had some pie..

i wish i could post in this thread

but evenually it will just be closed

@ itachiuchiha - Cranted but it drops in some dog poo.

@ EARTH STYLE - It hasn't been closed yet, has it? Okay then. And you already posted in the thread so there's nothing I can do about it.

I wish I knew what people were thinking.

granted, except you hear some things that you didn't really want to hear....

i wish i could go with my dad to Chicago tomorrow

Granted but you end up not going cause it was canceled (whatever it was).

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

granted, but you never get a job and live underneath in the subway next to a spider web....o.O
and rats nest.....

You didn't say your wish.

oopsies! XP

okay then, i wish that....i could meet a pirate! =D

(oh! and NK, i updated my fanfic 'sand and ice' if ya wanted to check it out! finally posted chapter 36!)

Granted, but the pirate makes ya swab the poop deck. o.O

I wish... I had 2 cents.

granted, but the two cents turned out to be famous, and the police, FBI, ect, thought that you stole them, so you had to go to jail for a VERY long time

i wish that Pegasus was real

Granted, but the Chimera eats it.

I wish I never go to jail.

granted, but then you had to live a life of pure perfection....a.k.a- no fun :P

i wish that chimeras wouldn't eat my pegasus....

Granted, but Gorgons do. o.O

I wish I knew how these mythological references came up. O.o

granted....but then you would have to be killed cause you knew the great secret of how they did come up o.O

i wish that i could be outside with the crickets chirping

Granted, but you get locked out of your house.

i wish for a good night's sleep.

granted, except you sleep in and miss your school bus

i wish that i could have some water right now

Granted,Because you don't have any water right now.

I wish i buy PS3

granted.... but its a third hand PS3 xP


i wish i hav porkchops >.>

granted.. but theyre ROTTEN

i wish i had the guts too get a tongue piercing

Granted, but then you run into a corner and cut yourself because you ate the porkchops and now they're gone

I wish I had a ring that makes it so no-one can corrupt my wish :D
*beated you all*

granted... then u fail on this thread.... u stop the continuance.... u terribly fail >.> lol jk


i wish i cud watch 300 this week...

granted but its sold out before you get there
i wish for the next person to post is happy

granted... but your not...so you commit suicide samurai style

no wish void
i wish for a pie

granted... but itS FILLED WITH BEANS...

i wish i was old enough to move out

granted but you get killed by a falling box
i wish for 24 cents

Granted, but you get mugged shortly after receiving the coins and the mugger takes it, along with twenty dollars.

I wish I was invincible.

You become invincible, in a few seconds you lose invincibility and get shot out of a cannon 1,000,000 times.

I wish for a edible, non stealable, not destroyable, tastey pie.

granted but it eats you
i wish i could unlock friggin tayuya

granted but tayuya comes to real life and beats the **** out of you, kills you, then dances on your grave.

I wish for a edible, non stealable, not destroyable, tastey, and NOT EATING ME pie.

Granted, but it tastes like shit.

I wish none of my future wishes could be corrupted.

Granted you die
I wish that an army of cows who have just eaten 27 tones of laxitives per ten comes would fly over every metropolitan city in the world raining fecies of all

Granted but you end up right under the cows' asses with your mouth open.

I wish for a sharingan that can't be stolen, destroyed or anything.

Granted, but like Itachi, you go blind.

I wish I had laser vision.

Granted: but it's reversed and goes into your head, instead of being shot out of it.

I wish I had my own massage therapy office and licence.

granted no bad can come of it
i wish for love

Granted but then opposite day came so now you have hate.

I wish I didn't go blind like Itachi.

granted but you go def
i wish it wasnt raining

It stops raining, but then you fall into a pool, and you're held under by an evil spirit coming out of the bottom of the pool.
wow dark today =D

I will this smilie wasn't wearing sunglasses:cool:

huh
i wish i had the preview guy voice

Granted but then 5 seconds later it gets taken away.

I wish for nuclear pie that won't kill me or do anything to me.

granted but it killed you! (lol)

i wish i had the sharingan

You get it but then you get shot in the eyes.

I wish for a nuclear pie that WON'T KILL ME.

granted but it did kill you! (lol)

i wish i could make shadowclones

Granted but the shadow clones kill you. :D

I wish that itachi143 didn't post in this thread.

granted but i do
i wish for a pig

granted, but you make it into bacon, and eat it, and it clogs your arteries and you die.
i wish that i knew sexy jutsu.

^didn't wish anything

i wish dark shuriken wasn't anoying

granted, but you become so annoying you hide from yourself

i wish itachi143 would just be a good sport and realize that he is being rediculous and boring

granted, cept everybody likes him more than you

i wish that the crickets would stop chirping in my backyard

granted, they start to scream and bark

i wish that i had a naruto ds game

but it broke (oOoOoOoOoOoOoOoohhhh i bet someone didn't guess that one)

I wish i was good at bass guitar.

Granted, but then you suck at everything else you do.

I wish it's summer.

granted,but you had to go to summer school! =O

i wish it would snow

granted..but it is color black and weighs 100 tons and it will pour on you anywhere you go..but then its cold..

i wish i have all the naruto collectibles

Granted but you sell them all to me for $22.23c for the whole collection.

I wish i had my P's.

granted but you die
i wish for death

granted but your mommy calls you back

i wish for a better world, with no rap music :p

^this one you cannot corrupt.

I wish to be desired.

granted but you are only desired by 400pound grandmas

i want bigger hands

granted but you get crusehed by them

and you should wish for something

i wish my friends were cooler than me

Granted, but it's a grandpa's definition of cool.


I wish for coke.

granted, but it's warm, diet coke

i wish that today lasted for 50 hrs

granted but it was tomorrow

i wish for ice cream

granted, but it was pizza

i wish that more people would talk on the forums w/ us

granted, but you got permanent baned and never posted again

i wish for a taco

granted, but it was an indian hot pocket

i wish that it rained yummy gum drops

granted, but they are WAY too sour.

i wish this wish could never be corrupted.

granted, but you never made the wish to not be corrupted, so you never get a wish. mwaa haa haa haa haa

i wish that naruto and hinata would kiss already

granted but in 3 years

i wish it would rain money

Granted but the money lands on everybody except you.

I wish for a mangekyou sharingan that won't kill me, blind me, do something bad to my family and etc.

granted, but you get sealed in an unpenatrable box, so you can't use it on anyone.

i wish that i had the power of the curse mark, w/ out the side effects or limitations

Granted, but Orochimaru has to give you a hickey to acquire it.

I wish bananas would kill everyone but me, my friends, and family.

granted, cept at the last minute, everyone in the world became your friend and/or was adopted into your family

i wish that my dad would bring home a souvineer from chicago for me!

granted but it's very ugly and unuseful

i wish for a new cellphone

granted but it broke

i wish i had a wish

granted but it was used

i wish i had a cake without poison or anything that would kill me

granted but i hate it all mwuhahahaha

i wish all schools would burn down

granted but the people rebuild it the next day

i wish for a pie that wont hurt me in anyway and that i could eat and it wouldn't spoil

granted but after you ate it a tree grew inside your stomach

i wish for nothing

you got a penny

i wish i had 2 million dollars

granted but turned out it was fake

i wish the next person who posts doens corrupt my wish............

doesnt corrupt your wish cuz doesnt is missing a t...lmao

i wish for everything even deatha

granted but your mom dies in your stead

i wish i knew the complete future storyline of naruto

granted.. but naruto dies

i wish i new why the world was so horrible

granted but the world is a happy hippie place

i wish my mom was cool

granted.. but your not

i wish i new when pickles were invented

granted but you would be killed by knowing it

i wish my t-shirt wasn't this long

Granted, but instead it's the size of a Barbie doll's shirt.

I wish I could fly.

granted but the only way you can land is on your face

i wish for a big ass car for my brother

Granted, but it has terrible mileage.

I wish I had superpowers.

but you can only use them if you have a gay relationship

i wish for a bigger world

Granted, but it floats too close to the Sun and catches fire.

I wish that this wish wasn't corrupted.

granted but my mom says it isn't so it's corrupted after all

i wish your mom was 12

Granted, but she takes a joyride in her dad's car and runs you over by accident.

I wish I could predict the future.

granted but you'll see how your future wife will look like and you'll puke yourself to death...

i wish for a nailfile

granted but when you get it it will file all your nails off

i wish i owned toysrus............. i dont wanna grow up im a toysrus kid!

granted but you will go back in time and jump into your mom's ****

i wish for a diamond

Granted, but after a few years you realize it's cubic zirconium.

I wish I had a pet giraffe.

Granted, but it tends to defecate directly onto your head.

I wish I had a pet mongoose.

Granted, but it thinks you're a snake and kills you.

I wish i wasn't bored.

Granted, but to keep you entertained you force yourself to watch obese belly-dancers that are wearing transparent see-through clothing.

I wish I had a shotgun.

granted but instead you got a bow and some arrows

i wish for no school for 5 years

Granted, but your brain atrophies from underuse.

I wish I was rich.

Granted but then you're only rich in pennies and no one would accept any pennies from you. so then you're still not rich.

I wish for the naruto episode to come out already.

granted but its a filler..

i wish i lived with my best friend

granted, but she'he is not your friend anymore

i wish for a new pet

granted but it is dead

i wishi could fly

granted but you never could walk on the ground

i wish i had a ps2 that would not corrupt

granted, but it broke with the uncorruptability (don't ask how)


I wish for peanut butter.

granted but you have to get from a elephants anus
i wish for chibi kyuubi

granted but it killed you

i wish for nothing

granted but you get something
i wish for a pice of cake

granted but it was made of shit

i wish for a pie that would taste good,not spoiled,not corrupted,perfect shape,nothing happened to it,nothing can touch it but me,made of pie.

granted but the mafia kills you
i wish i had the shukaku in me

Granted, but you fall asleep and your personality is gone.

I wish that I didn't have homework..

Also, WOW, this topic is still around!

Granted, but you get expelled and become a bum.

I wish that I could kill people without getting in trouble for it.

granted and u feel do miserable u kill yourself
i wish i could be in naruto

granted but oro shows his secret snake to youuu

i wish wishes didn't exist