Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. [Archive] - Page 9

Kina

06-30-2007, 10:56 PM

Granted, but they are also very good and find incorruptible wishes.

I wish I didn't feel so shitty.

Tookaipai

06-30-2007, 11:00 PM

granted but in ten days you die of repressed shi7yness.
i wish my future wishes were incorruptable

AnticitizenOne

06-30-2007, 11:58 PM

Granted, but this statement doesn't count for messages made on forum boards, inside your mind, and speaking orally to people. The only way your wishes are uncorruptable is if you can telepathically beam it to the recipient.

I wish people would stop making yo momma jokes.

Akari-chan

07-01-2007, 03:27 AM

Granted, but then they make jokes all about u.

I wish I lived in a million dollar house. XD

Tookaipai

07-01-2007, 10:53 AM

granted but it the money u used to buy it was counterfeit so u were arrested, i wish i could go to moes

LonelyNinja

07-01-2007, 12:59 PM

Granted, but Moe shoots you.

I wish I could turn back time.

garra.

07-01-2007, 03:18 PM

granted but then somthing simalar to the butterfly effect starts happing to u and ur life
i wish could regenerate any part of my body

Tookaipai

07-01-2007, 03:45 PM

granted but after ur tenth generation you get stuck in that form, when you go home ur family calls the cops, you get sent to jail for 5 years
i wish i had some jello

Huna_Ichi

07-01-2007, 05:11 PM

gned butwith your ack of teeth you cant eat it.

I wish i ha a better computer

Kina

07-01-2007, 05:15 PM

Granted, but it get smashed by your mother.

I wish I had a dish washer.

Huna_Ichi

07-01-2007, 05:32 PM

thats crule... you know she dd that t my last one =_=

Granted- but it melts your dishes.

I wish my dogs would shut up

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 05:34 PM

Granted, but from now on you bark like a dog every two seconds, ven when you're sleeping.

I wish that they didn't have shows about phony mediums solving crimes.

Kina

07-01-2007, 05:34 PM

Granted, but now their sitcoms.
I wish my face wasn't burning.

Huna_Ichi

07-01-2007, 05:41 PM

[lmao i was just watching a show like tat. haunting evidene]

granted-but not it freezes.

I wish i lived in BC

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 05:45 PM

Granted, but you die of lead poisoning.

I wish I could use a sword extremely well.

Huna_Ichi

07-01-2007, 05:46 PM

granted- but you hae nohands to use it with.

I wish i had awesome hair

LonelyNinja

07-01-2007, 07:32 PM

Granted, but it catches on fire.

I wish I was an EVA pilot.

Kina

07-01-2007, 08:08 PM

Granted, but you die while piloting.

I was I could sing.

DEATH BY KUNAI

07-01-2007, 08:09 PM

granted but you can only sing opera

i wish the world was square

Kina

07-01-2007, 08:10 PM

Granted, but you impaled in a corner of the earth.

I wish I wasn't sunburnt.

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 08:15 PM

Granted, but now you have skin cancer.

I wish I had the ability to do ninjutsu.

Kina

07-01-2007, 08:16 PM

Grated, but you can only transform into ME!

I wish SK would transform into me. o.o

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 08:20 PM

Granted, but you get sick of him/me/you following you around and doing everything you do.

Just for the hell of it, I wih UK would transform into me.

LonelyNinja

07-01-2007, 08:21 PM

Granted, but you get sick of her/yourself.

I wish my sister exploded while she was on Pluto.

yourworstnightmare

07-01-2007, 08:25 PM

XD This game is fun. @LN, Granted, but you also explode.
I wish I lived in a mansion.

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 08:29 PM

Granted, but you have just enough money to pay for it, and everything else you own gets repossessed.

I wish I had superhuman speed and strength.

LonelyNinja

07-01-2007, 08:31 PM

Granted, but you run straight into a nuclear missle base, and with your super strength you break through the walls and you blow up the nukes, killing you and starting a civil war.

I wish I could kill anyone I want.

yourworstnightmare

07-01-2007, 08:36 PM

Granted, but you accidentally kill your mom and everyone else you might love, including yourself. I wish I could take archery classes.

itachiuchiha

07-01-2007, 08:45 PM

granted but you take reverse archery and shoot youself in the face..you die painfully and slowly...

i wish i could go around the world

ShinobiKnight

07-01-2007, 08:53 PM

Granted, but you fall into the Atlantic Ocean and get eaten by a bunch of hungry tiger sharks.

I wish I could defy gravity.

yourworstnightmare

07-01-2007, 08:56 PM

Granted, but you get killed by a floating boulder. I wish I had my own perfectly-functioning laptop.

DEATH BY KUNAI

07-02-2007, 02:45 PM

granted but for every hour you used it your life span dwindled by a year

i wish i had an iphone

Dhiz Kanichioko

07-02-2007, 05:10 PM

granted but the netwirk is like 500000 dallors!

I wish nothing bad would happen to (look around the room) that lamp!

Akari-chan

07-03-2007, 04:16 AM

Granted, so I break ur t.v.

I wish Hawaii wasn't so hot right now >.<

sikfearless0

07-03-2007, 04:27 AM

granted now its 30 degrees below zero

i wish i was rich

Akari-chan

07-03-2007, 04:31 AM

Granted, but then lose all ur money after 5 minutes..

I wish I had a wide screen tv in my room o.o

sikfearless0

07-03-2007, 04:32 AM

granted but their is a x shaped crack through ur tv

i wish i didnt have to go to summer school

ShinobiKnight

07-03-2007, 09:00 AM

Granted, but instead you get bumped down 5 grades.

I wish today was Sept 1st.

Babyface BK

07-03-2007, 09:35 AM

Granted but its your d-day

I wish I had some weeeeeeeeed!!!!!

kimimaro0192

07-03-2007, 09:37 AM

ok but ur under arrest!

i wish i had my wii from the mail!

Babyface BK

07-03-2007, 09:59 AM

Ok but it you spill water over it a week later and they won't give you a replacement

I wish for 3 more wishes lol.

kimimaro0192

07-03-2007, 10:02 AM

wish granted, but u can only wish to blow urself up

i wish i had a faster computer

yourworstnightmare

07-03-2007, 10:48 AM

granted, but it goes so fast that it explodes.

I wish I never had to study for tests because I always got perfect grades.

kimimaro0192

07-03-2007, 04:08 PM

ok, but you get assasinated on ur way to school!

i wish there were more sites like this! (i know there are some but i meen like MORE)

yourworstnightmare

07-03-2007, 06:26 PM

yeah, these are fun. I wish I were a phsycic (sp?).

kimimaro0192

07-03-2007, 06:34 PM

granted, but you can only see wht gaywads imagine

i wish i was immortal and never aged (once i am 20)

yourworstnightmare

07-03-2007, 06:40 PM

granted, but you'll never be able to have alcohol. And for the thousanth time, bye.

kimimaro0192

07-04-2007, 10:46 AM

i wish i had a snake:D

Kina

07-04-2007, 11:19 AM

Granted, but it constricts you and kills you.

I wish everyone had a nice day today.

ShinobiKnight

07-04-2007, 01:01 PM

Granted, but so does every person who you hate.

I wish I had beef jerky.

Kina

07-04-2007, 01:05 PM

Granted, but its turkey jerky.

I wish I could make things explode RIGHT NOW!

ShinobiKnight

07-04-2007, 01:07 PM

Granted, but your head is one of the things that you make explode.

I wish I knew a lesbian in real life.

Kina

07-04-2007, 01:08 PM

Granted, but shes a bitch.

I wish Jordan Swartz would die.

ShinobiKnight

07-04-2007, 01:22 PM

Granted, but then he comes back to life as a zombie bastard.

I wish I had a shotgun.

Kina

07-04-2007, 02:22 PM

Granted, but you have no bullets.

I wish I could draw well.

XxamixX

07-04-2007, 02:24 PM

granted.. bu tthen you lose your fingers in a bad tomatoe accident...

i wish i had a ps3.. that worked.. and had halo3 before everyone else.. that worked.

Kina

07-04-2007, 02:28 PM

Granted, but you're PS3 has no controllers and the Halo 3 disk is just gay porn.

I wish Halo 3 would come out.

yourworstnightmare

07-04-2007, 02:41 PM

Granted, but when it arrives, it's much worse than you expected.

I wish I was a black belt in martial arts.

sakura_05

07-04-2007, 02:52 PM

Granted. but at the end you die!

i wish i could type faster

Hiraku

07-04-2007, 02:58 PM

I got my wish and i didnt die horrrraaaaayyyyy i get to play my psp.

kimimaro0192

07-04-2007, 06:04 PM

granted, but you type to fast and burn ur fingers off

i wish i could sleep at night T~T

JustPimpin

07-05-2007, 11:12 PM

your wish is granted, you fall asleep at night, but never wake up.. yeah you're dead buddy =/

i wish i could snap my fingers and make everything right!

ino11

07-06-2007, 12:23 AM

Granted but everthing being right is diffrent per person so your all dead.

I wish that rapisist Im dude wouldn't spam >.<

kimimaro0192

07-06-2007, 12:34 AM

granted, but he's now ur stalker!

I wish i could win card tourneys with prizes, not have them stolen, destroyed, hurt me, blow up or anything else, so that nothing bad could happen! yay!:D

ino11

07-06-2007, 12:39 AM

granted but they are only cards that say "Knowing is..."

I wish I had an uliminted amount of wishes that could never go wrong only I could use them and I can wish for anything ever.

garra.

07-06-2007, 01:16 AM

granted but u die of a heart attack and u cant use wishs in heaven
i wish for world peace

kimimaro0192

07-06-2007, 06:43 AM

Ok, but aliens come in and destroy us....... plus the peace only lasted 5 seconds:D

I wish i had the ability to use jutsus, good ones, without anything going wrong

narut012

07-06-2007, 10:39 AM

Granted but then you get killed by the (Please circle one) Army/Secret Service/Marines/Navy/Sector Seven (If you've seen Transformers)

LonelyNinja

07-06-2007, 01:38 PM

You didn't make a wish, so your nuts are eaten away by goblins.

I wish the universe ceased to exist.

naruto_the_demon_fox

07-06-2007, 02:22 PM

well you go to hell for that

i wish i had a wish

kimimaro0192

07-06-2007, 06:39 PM

You HAD a wish, but you just wasted it

I wish i had the kaguya bloobline

Kina

07-06-2007, 07:17 PM

Granted, but you're butt raped by Oro because of it. >.>

I was it wasn't so rainy.

yourworstnightmare

07-06-2007, 07:25 PM

Granted, but the sun becomes so bright that you go blind.

I wish I could revive the dead.

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:22 AM

wish granted but they aren't really alive they just turned into a zobie and they are gonna eat you up!
i wish i could control time just for a while.

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:33 AM

Granted, but you mess up and make it to where u were never born

I wish Kimimaro and Zabuza wre alive, and i wish that deidara wasn't dieing

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:35 AM

wish granted but they doesnt wish to be alive and started to hunt you.
i wish the person that will corrupt my wish will die

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:38 AM

Good for you, i'm not corrupting ur wish but u die........highlight everything i've typed

i wish i had Zabuza's real sword and real strength

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:40 AM

wish granted. packed with your wish is his awful destiny. to die
i wish no one would corrupt my wish

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 05:42 AM

i'd like to grant it.... but i already did.... sorry.....

i wish xei would come here and treat me a snack.... :D

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:42 AM

........*Wish denied*.........

i wish i was invincible, even from deseases

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 05:46 AM

wish granted...... w/c means you'll die of an accident...

i wish kimimaro would cook me dinner..... the fancy one... :D

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:46 AM

i told you disease not desease. i wish kimimaro0192 would stop making wrong spellings
@kyoko: wish he'll cook you for dinnner? that means your the one that's gonna be eaten

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:47 AM

i made this post before i read this post so wish granted...... that's the only wish that's been made for someone else

i wish xei wouild stop insulting me

@kyoko:........... fine........but i get to eat too.........

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:49 AM

thats so not insulting! that's correcting.
i wish kimimaro would understand i'm not insulting him but molding him into a better person

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:53 AM

granted...........ur not my mom though.........or my girlfriend

i wish i could use "dance of the clemantis, dance of the willows, dance of the pines, and dance of the seedling fern"........ yeah, i'm wishing for kaguya blood line again

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 05:54 AM

wish granted........ you'll use all of those at my good friend xei...

i wish robert will stop talking behind my back....
@Xei: rmember father robert? ari xa sa itech... hekhke....

Xei

07-07-2007, 05:55 AM

granted and expect me not to corrupt that coz i'm agreeing with you. yes
ang i wish my friends would win in the contest they are in.

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 05:58 AM

Granted, but the people running it find out about ur wish and they all get arrested, including you

i wish i had sharingan, including all it's levels like MS

@kyoko: Yay! i get to kill xei

Xei

07-07-2007, 06:00 AM

then youll get crazy nuts like sasuke's
@kiimimaro&kyoko what do you mean kill me?
i wish kyoko isn't backstabing me

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:03 AM

GRANTED....now she's just stabbing you with me

i wish i had the same abilities as deidara

@xei: we meen, DIIIEEEEE!!!!

Akari-chan

07-07-2007, 06:04 AM

Granted...but then i steal them. (which is impossible XD)

I wish I didnt have to get up at 6am or earlier tomorrow >>

Xei

07-07-2007, 06:06 AM

@kyoko and kimimaro if you wish that i'm gone forget it... not now atleast
wish granted you wont therefor you'll be late
i wish i could teleport to where kyoko is right now...*your so gonna get it!

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:07 AM

granted, but she's waiting for u and shoots u

I wish i could defend kyoko from u, ur mean

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:09 AM

granted.... which means you're gonna treat me for dinner!!! yeeeyyy!!!

i wish.... father robert would stop bugging me.... again.....

Xei

07-07-2007, 06:10 AM

@kimimaro: In case you don't know were mortal enemies since i met her.
i wish kimimaro was in my buddies list

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:10 AM

***For Xei wish
NO FU**ING WAY!

**For kyoko's wish

Wish succesfully granted

i wish i could cook lobster (i'm serving dinner aren't i?)

Xei

07-07-2007, 06:12 AM

wish granted then i'll come to kyoko's house to eat with you.
i wish i could catch the best lobster (so that kimimaro would cook the best)

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:14 AM

KICKS YOU OUT "I ALREADY HAVE THE BEST LOBSETER!!!

i wish Xei would log out

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:14 AM

wish granted...... but xei would still log in again to spam with me at tambayan...
i wish.... uhmmm.... xei won't be mad at me about what i did just now..... :D

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:15 AM

Wish granted

ok, i'll cook crabs than

i wish i had the best king crabs ever!!

Xei

07-07-2007, 06:15 AM

wish granted and wish granted (thats for kimimaro and kyoko it's already dark outside gotta go)
i wish you'll have fun and chao!

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:17 AM

granted, bye bye

i wish for a beutiful sunset (should happen soon:D)

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:20 AM

wish granted... but it already happened here.... *sobs*

i wish royce would take me out on a date...

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:22 AM

wish granted
(Royce knocks on door whenever you want, for a date) works multiple times)

i wish i had more akatsuki steel ring(i have deidara's already)

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:23 AM

granted....

i wish..... uhmmm..... i dunno....... for your wish to be granted....

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:24 AM

than i wish for my girlfreind to have not dumped me...... *sob*

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:31 AM

wish granted... (but i have to corrupt it somehow) sorry.... what happened cannot be changed.....

i wish my big bro would pay his debts...

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:32 AM

wish granted... (but i have to corrupt it somehow) sorry.... what happened cannot be changed.....

i wish my big bro would pay his debts...

i haven't corrupted urs though

and granted

nejismirk

07-07-2007, 06:54 AM

like whats the wish?...

anyways i wish i could do flash steps.

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:58 AM

granted, every time u step a flash blinds u or ur loved one or friends randomly

i wish i had every naruto collectable card

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 06:58 AM

granted.... still, i'd burn them....

i wish, my brother would give me a drink....

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 06:59 AM

granted

i wish i was older About 17

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 07:02 AM

granted.... still, you'd get back to being 13...

i wish i could teleport myself to xei's house and eat dinner there.....

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 07:03 AM

i wish i could skip through time (back and forth)

Kyoko-_**

07-07-2007, 07:09 AM

you didn't even grant my wish...

so your wish isn't granted....

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 07:24 AM

sorry, granted

i wish for the same thing i wished for two posts ago

Tookaipai

07-07-2007, 08:41 AM

gned butwith your ack of teeth you cant eat it.

I wish i ha a better computer

YOU DONT NEED TEETH TO EAT JELLO:D

@KIMIMARO GRANTED BUT A PLAN SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL DUE TO THE LIGHT OF THE SUNSET, IT RAMS RIGHT INTO YOUR HOUSE, WITH YOU INSIDE IT

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 09:04 AM

i wish tookaipai had a less disturbing avatar

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 11:10 AM

granted, but it's as scary as mine

I wish I could go on a Haunting with my friends.

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 11:38 AM

granted, but u wet ur self

i wish all my fav characters other than itachi weren't dead.........or fused with a gaywad
(favs)
1)kimimaro
2)Deidara
3)itachi
4)zabuza
5)orochimaru

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 11:42 AM

granted, but they become weak idiots

I wish I had my own room (have to share with little sister)

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 11:44 AM

WoW, that's just sad, wish granted, but u now share a room with a very gay version of might gai

I wish i wasn't addicted to my computer so i could sleep T~T

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 11:47 AM

granted, but you sleep for the rest of your life

I wish my life was perfect :D

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 11:48 AM

granted, but it ends......now

I wish to go to the bathroom lol

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 11:51 AM

granted, but you go on the way there

I wish I had a talking teddy bear (dunno why)

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 11:55 AM

Gaywad......granted

I wish i could think of more wishes

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 11:57 AM

Granted, but you can only wish for gay people to come attack you in the middle of the night

I wish I could kill Barney...

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 11:58 AM

granted

i wish i could join u

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 12:03 PM

granted, but we find out Barney is loaded w/ a machine gun and ammo

I wish the Naruto characters were real

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 12:04 PM

Granted, and they help us kill barney

I wish dora the explorer would burn in motherfu**ing hell!!!! *$&*#(%&&#@)$*#

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 12:06 PM

XD granted, but she becomes an evil ghost

I wish the military attacked Sesame Street instead of Iraq

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 12:08 PM

granted

i wish i could tie you to a chair and mke you watch viva pinata, dora, pooh, and barney all at once! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 12:09 PM

granted, but i force you to watch it along with me

I wish I could see someone get hit by a car

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 12:11 PM

granted, but i get to watch too, and i breing butter popcorn

i wish i was at the theaters right now

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 12:15 PM

granted, but it explodes as soon as you arrive

I wish I could go to my friends house

kimimaro0192

07-07-2007, 12:47 PM

granted, but u explode when u arrive

i wish i could explode and come back together

Kina

07-07-2007, 01:17 PM

Granted, but you go back in the wrong order.

I wish everyone knew the awesomeness of Maximum the Hormone

yourworstnightmare

07-07-2007, 02:05 PM

Granted, but very few like it.

I wish I had a perfect family.

ino11

07-07-2007, 02:17 PM

granted but their gay

I wish no one was gay in anyway.

JustPimpin

07-11-2007, 07:41 PM

granted, but then that means there will be no lesbians:(

i wish i had 4 arms, like goro from mortal kombat :D

AnticitizenOne

07-11-2007, 07:49 PM

Granted, but you must stay with the stupid look on your face that Goro has, and everyone laughs at you every single time you try to fight someone. You commit suicide because nobody cares about you.

I wish I had a wish that could be incorruptable.

JustPimpin

07-11-2007, 07:54 PM

granted, your wishes come out uncorruptable, all except this one, and you only get on. you turn into a hidious site for sore eyes, and live your life as a golem, somewhere in the mountians to never be seen by humans ever again.....

i wish i had a bently gto

garra.

07-12-2007, 01:10 AM

but then u get raped by a swan
i wish i had gaara's power:p

nejismirk

07-12-2007, 07:44 AM

granted but you're as psychotic as him back then.

i wish i had 1 billion dollar shopping spree.

Tookaipai

07-12-2007, 10:38 AM

granted but you can only shop at an eyeglasses store

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 07:29 PM

u didn't make a wish!

i wish i could own every GameStop in the world

JustPimpin

07-12-2007, 08:12 PM

granted, but then all the "gamestops", stopped buying and selling games, and nobody ever gos there anymore, and your stuck with totally outdated atari games that barely work, sorry -.-

i wish i had a nice steak and eggs dinner RIGHT now! ^.^

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 08:20 PM

granted, but i poisoned them covered it all in dog spit

i wish i could figure out a good wish to wish for

YoshiToshi

07-12-2007, 08:24 PM

Granted, but once you figure out a good wish to wish for, a ninja attacks you and kills you before you're able to wish for it.

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 08:30 PM

^ lol, nice

since u have no wish.....

i wish i could move to a different state

sakura_05

07-12-2007, 08:32 PM

sure miyuki but only for one day

i wish i wasn't soo bored right now

XxamixX

07-12-2007, 08:33 PM

granted.... but everyone moves with you...(if thats what you were avoiding... together-ness)

(if not) granted.. but the airplane craches into a volcano and it blows you back to where you came from... (that was deep)

i wish i wasnt so damn .... wierd.

edit: life sucks....when your a slow poster

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 08:47 PM

^granted, but then no one wants to be around u anymore

i wish it was already saturday

sakura_05

07-12-2007, 08:52 PM

granted but i'll be the worst Saturday in your entire life

i wish i had something to do

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 08:53 PM

^granted, but u'll get bored of that 5 seconds after that

i wish i had an unlimited supply of pocky

JustPimpin

07-12-2007, 08:55 PM

your wish comes true, but you're SO tired you can barely stay awake to even do anything!

i wish i was swimming right now, without any sharks :P

~~hey no cutting in line miyuki!!!!~~

by the way, your pocky is snot and ear wax flavored :P

Miyuki

07-12-2007, 08:57 PM

JustPimpin

07-12-2007, 09:29 PM

granted, but each and everyday would become more and more dark, until all is ingulfed into complete darkness, leaving nothing noticable, and demons ascend from everywhere, taking control of the earth(wait, is that a bad thing?)

i wish i could talk to anyone i wanted, at any given time, through esp :D

ino11

07-12-2007, 10:03 PM

Granted but when you talk to them all you hear is peverted groans.

i wish I was that asian dude from Courage the Cowardly Dog. Ahahahaha watch where your going ya fu!

Tookaipai

07-13-2007, 12:09 AM

granted but in the final episode of courage you get killed off
i wish miyuki-neechan or Katachan7 were on

Babyface BK

07-13-2007, 10:20 AM

Granted but they flame the hell out of you
I wish I had 3 more wishes

LonelyNinja

07-13-2007, 11:02 AM

Granted, however, each wish gets more corrupted and every time you use one of your wishes you're violated by babies.

I wish it was a graveyard smash.

AnticitizenOne

07-13-2007, 01:02 PM

Granted, but whatever mystical force granted your wish doesn't understand it, and they get so frustrated they just put you into the Naruto world with absolutely no powers and you are slaughtered by enemy ninjas.

I wish um... I wish I had the ability to... um... corrupt people's wishes.

Kaine

07-13-2007, 02:03 PM

granted,but your wishes will be corrupted so this wish won't apply at all
i wish i had more money to go for holidays for 1 month and not 6 days...

ShinobiKnight

07-13-2007, 03:38 PM

Granted, but 7 days into your vacation, terrorists bomb your hotel and you die.

I wish I had magical powers. (I can't think of anything, okay?)

Kaine

07-13-2007, 03:43 PM

granted,but u will use them to save a stray dog(????????) and eventually lose them
i wish i was to the stadium to watch the Copa America Cup final between Brazil-Argentina

ShinobiKnight

07-13-2007, 03:56 PM

Granted, but the stadium is on the point of collapse, and as soon as you arrive there, it collapses and everyone dies.

I wish I could watch Fullmetal Alchemist whenever I wanted.

Kina

07-13-2007, 03:58 PM

Granted, it its all done in bad fan dub! BWAHAHA!

I wish my mom would hurry and pick me up so I can go home.

ShinobiKnight

07-13-2007, 04:03 PM

Granted, it its all done in bad fan dub! BWAHAHA!

I wish my mom would hurry and pick me up so I can go home.
Why you...

Granted, but when you get home, your computer and Xbox both explode. A second later, aliens drop a chemical on your house tht turns you and your entire family into mutants, and the government captures you and does EXTREMELY painful testing on you. That's what you get for messing with my FMA!

...Anyway, I wish I had more volumes of Claymore.

Kaine

07-13-2007, 04:04 PM

granted,but u will lose them eventually
i wish i didn't have to read-learn 200 pages(for university)in 2 freaking days...

ShinobiKnight

07-13-2007, 04:10 PM

Granted. Now you have 1 day.

I wish I could do the Chidori in real life.

Tookaipai

07-13-2007, 04:14 PM

granted but it drains all ur chakra and you die
I wish i had a billion dollars

ShinobiKnight

07-13-2007, 04:21 PM

Granted, but you get robbed by 47 different people simultaneously, who steal that $1 billion and everything you had before you got that money.

I wish I could launch fireballs at people I don't like.

Miyuki

07-13-2007, 06:40 PM

granted, but the fireballs catch u on fire

i wish my wishes won't get corrupted

ino11

07-13-2007, 06:46 PM

Granted but your wishes can only be used to have chucky rape you.

I wish I could use Chidori not get arrested for it not have it drain my chakra and I can use it all I want and it can kill anything and everything even cockroaches and it won't hurt me at all so's I can kill Barney!

Miyuki

07-13-2007, 06:49 PM

granted, but itachi mistakes u for sasuke and kills u

i wish summer break lasted forever

ino11

07-13-2007, 06:51 PM

Granted but everyone becomes so stupid no one can figure out the price of anything and the world goes broke and get's thrown into chaos!

I wish I could use Chidori not get arrested for it not have it drain my chakra and I can use it all I want and it can kill anything and everything even cockroaches and it won't hurt me at all so's I can kill Barney and Itachi can't kill me at all!

Miyuki

07-13-2007, 07:17 PM

granted, but mara kills u

i wish skool never existed

nejismirk

07-14-2007, 02:45 AM

granted but you work as a construction worker starting at age 5.

i wish i could teleport myself.

Kaine

07-14-2007, 03:07 AM

granted but u will be teleported to alaska and then stay there for ever
i wish i could travel back and forth in time.

nejismirk

07-14-2007, 03:17 AM

granted but you get stuck at the middle of the warring japanese government vs the samurais just before their clash. its either you get shot or get shredded.

i wish i could stay young forever.

Akari-chan

07-14-2007, 03:19 AM

Granted, but in exchange, the world must die XD

I wish I wasn't bored right now >.<

garra.

07-14-2007, 05:39 AM

granted but you become bored later i wish a bunch of ninja assasins would attack me

Kaine

07-14-2007, 07:17 AM

granted,but they will all be gay and want to have a picknick instead of fighting
i wish i wasn't obligated to go to a wedding some1 has tommorow

Tookaipai

07-14-2007, 11:04 AM

granted but when every1 comes back they have goody bags filled with stuff like Ipods, iphones and all that kinda stuff (ohh and they didnt bring one back for you)
i wish i had an Iphone

SpaceMarine

07-14-2007, 11:27 AM

granted but when every1 comes back they have goody bags filled with stuff like Ipods, iphones and all that kinda stuff (ohh and they didnt bring one back for you)
i wish i had an Iphone
Granted. But it doesn't work and changes into a demonic phone that sucks your blood out and eats your eyes.
I wish I had something to do.

sakura_05

07-14-2007, 01:24 PM

granted but you'll get bored later

i wish i could sleep.......

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 01:27 PM

Granted, but you are unable to wake up.

I wish for mental strength.

Kaine

07-14-2007, 01:29 PM

granted but then u die from a heart attack
i wish my mp3 player wasn't broken

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 01:32 PM

Granted, but it has a bunch of horrible songs on it that you are now unable to remove. Once you stop listening to them they wring in your head for all eternity, you are unable to even escape them in death.

I wish for the ability to shoot lightning out of my hands like in Star Wars.

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 01:40 PM

Granted, but Darth Vader Force Chokes you to death.

I wish I could make clones of myself.

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 01:42 PM

Granted, but they become convinced that they are the originals, all of your clones have a huge battle royale and you are killed in it. The one clone that survives kills your girlfriend.

I wish I had Kimimaro's bone powers.

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 01:46 PM

Granted, but you don't have his bone regeneration powers, so after using your new powers a few times, your skeleton collapses.

I wish I was extremely fast and strong.

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 01:48 PM

Granted, but everyone else in the world is given strength and speed ten times that of yours. You lose every fight you enter.

I wish I had the sensory perception of a hammerhead shark.

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 01:52 PM

Granted, but you get harpooned by a senile 84-year-old fisherman.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Naruto.Haruno

07-14-2007, 02:09 PM

First ML now NL..

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests) Naruto.Haruno (http://narutolounge.com/forums/member.php?u=14888)*, goku100 (http://narutolounge.com/forums/member.php?u=5613)

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 02:11 PM

ML? What's that stand for?

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 02:17 PM

Mangalounge.

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 02:20 PM

Oh, okay. I'll remember that. Now let's get back to the game, shall we?

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 02:21 PM

Okay.

I wish hentai pics were all removed from the internet.

ShinobiKnight

07-14-2007, 02:25 PM

Granted, all hentai pics are replaced by normal porn pics.

I wish I had cool hair.

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 03:07 PM

Granted, but everyone makes fun of it because only you think it's cool and nobody else.

I wish Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series was continued.

Kina

07-14-2007, 03:20 PM

Granted, but YouTube deletes all the episodes.

I wish I didn't feel huger and didn't have to eat.

ino11

07-14-2007, 04:19 PM

Granted but you die of starvation.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes where I couldn't die or anything wrong would happen to any one thing earth universe or me

Vanity

07-14-2007, 05:04 PM

Granted but when you die you go to hell? o.0

I wish poverty would deminish.

Kina

07-14-2007, 05:07 PM

Granted, but its because the rich kill hobos. 0.o

I wish I had a friend who was a hobo.

Vanity

07-14-2007, 05:10 PM

Granted but he's a canibal(heh, sp?) and tries to eat j00

I wish my iPod volume went higher

ino11

07-14-2007, 05:24 PM

Granted but it keeps going louder no matter what you do and your head explodes.

I wish that I had unlimited wishes where I couldn't die or anything wrong would happen to any one thing earth universe or me and when I die I got to heaven.

AnticitizenOne

07-14-2007, 06:31 PM

Granted, but you ask for too much and god revokes your wish because you are being too greedy to yourself and instead of getting your wish granted you are killed.

I wish I could never die and had unlimited strength.

Dhiz Kanichioko

07-14-2007, 11:50 PM

granted, but your emuine system weakens alot, you catch some painfull diesise, and must live with that forever!

I wish i wasent hated

Miyuki

07-15-2007, 12:00 AM

^ granted, but u aren't liked either

i wish i wasn't tired

AnticitizenOne

07-15-2007, 12:05 AM

Granted, but you are unable to sleep no matter how tired you become.

I wish the next poster was able to have an uncorruptable wish that couldn't be used to harm me, my family, or anybody I know.

ino11

07-15-2007, 12:19 AM

granted...

I wish the thing he wished.

Huna_Ichi

07-15-2007, 12:21 AM

ganted... but yours is curupt, not his.

I wish i had a watermellon

Miyuki

07-15-2007, 12:24 AM

^ granted, but ed makes it splode

i wish i had cheese cake

AnticitizenOne

07-15-2007, 12:34 AM

Granted, but it is infected with the boatulism and you die shortly after eating it.

I wish that I had the power to teleport wherever I wanted to go.

ino11

07-15-2007, 12:50 AM

Grante but you always get sick and leave a part of you behind.

I wish I wish I was a fish!

ekang93922

07-15-2007, 01:04 AM

Granted but u get slaughtered by a fisherman

i wish for nothing

Dhiz Kanichioko

07-15-2007, 01:57 PM

Granted, but as we all know.. Nothing is better than Life, and a Ham Sandwich is better than Nothing, there fore, you should have wished for a dozen Ham sandwiches, therefore corupting your life.

I wish that made sense

ino11

07-15-2007, 01:59 PM

Granted but making sense to us means it dosn't.

I wish THAT MADE SENSE!

itachiuchiha

07-15-2007, 02:18 PM

granted but nothing else ever will.
i wish i could control time.

ShinobiKnight

07-15-2007, 02:33 PM

Granted, but you're forced to spend the next 50 years watching your own painful death, over and over and over.

I wish I had Rock Lee's taijutsu prowess.

ino11

07-15-2007, 02:42 PM

Granted by you you punch someone so hard it breaks all of your bones.

I wish that I was like Naruto but no one killed me hated me and I can't die and nothing bad could happen!

Dhiz Kanichioko

07-15-2007, 02:52 PM

Granted, but your perfect life gets boring after a few months

I wish I could renember to shower

Miyuki

07-15-2007, 06:48 PM

granted, but then u don't remember to eat, sleep, or drink

i wish it'd storm for endless hours

ino11

07-15-2007, 07:01 PM

Granted but it floods and you drown.

I wish that I was like Naruto but no one killed me hated me and I can't die and nothing bad could happen and it wouldn't get boring.

rokudaime

07-16-2007, 01:19 AM

Granted. But life cannot exist without a balance of good and bad events and your imaginary world where you're Naruto self-destructs

I wish there was more time in the day so I could finish more of my work.

knife man

07-16-2007, 01:28 AM

granted, but there would be less days in life

i wish i didn't live so far away from my friends

ino11

07-16-2007, 01:32 AM

Granted by now you live so SOOO FAR AWAY from your friends..

I wish I was cooler. It's so fucking hot in Texas!

nejismirk

07-16-2007, 08:11 AM

granted you're living in the himalayas. cold and living in a steep cliff.

i wish i had a digimon terriermon..he's just so cute.

ShinobiKnight

07-16-2007, 09:52 AM

Granted, but he rips off your hand with his teeth and gives it to your parents.

I wish I had a claymore. (It's a type of sword.)

itachiuchiha

07-16-2007, 11:13 AM

granted but when you practice with you cut off everyone you loves heads and go into a fit of rage and try to kill yourself but you end up suffering for a few hours with rabid squirrels mocking and attacking you.

i wish i felt like drinking this juice next to me.

nejismirk

07-16-2007, 08:03 PM

granted but you didnt noticed that it had 3 dead flies in it.

i wish i could turn back time.

ino11

07-16-2007, 09:36 PM

Granted but you can only go back to bloody battles.

Magister

07-16-2007, 10:45 PM

Granted, you can never wish again.

I wish this thread would end...

BakatariGringo

07-17-2007, 12:05 AM

ur printer would print out all the post in this thread over and over and over.....

I wish I could fly

Akari-chan

07-17-2007, 03:57 AM

Granted, but u fly into a plane.

I wish my family got along with each other >.<

nejismirk

07-17-2007, 07:07 AM

granted but they'll kick you out. (no offense.>.>)

i wish had a red motokrzr..

Akari-chan

07-17-2007, 08:03 AM

(2 nejismirk) not taken Lol.

Granted but then u crash it on the first day u get it.

I wish Math was never created XD

ino11

07-17-2007, 12:13 PM

Granted but then there is no money so no food no anything hahah!

I wish everything was freee instead of money for mee....and everyone I know!

BakatariGringo

07-17-2007, 12:39 PM

Granted, then you and everyone you know will get robbed of all ur belongings

I wish I had a magic lamp for more wishes

Akari-chan

07-18-2007, 05:03 AM

Granted, but for every wish you make, you lose 5 years of your life XD

I wish I could jump in a pool right now..at 11 pm at night XD (its SO hot over here >.<)

YoshiToshi

07-18-2007, 06:23 AM

Granted, but the pool is filled with hot, scorching, toxic waste that burns off all your skin and eats you alive. By the time you get out, your skin is so deformed that you are forced into isolation for the rest of your life, living in a bathtub filled with a medicinal liquid until your skin heals, which is never.

I wish for a college-ruled notebook.

BakatariGringo

07-18-2007, 06:47 AM

Granted, but as soon as u write something it dissappears

I wish I didn't have to go run 5 miles at 6:30 every other morning

Magister

07-18-2007, 11:13 AM

Granted, but now u run a 5:30.
I wish i was an admin.

BakatariGringo

07-19-2007, 11:03 PM

Granted, but ur a admin for the portajohns

I wish I was an anime character

itachiuchiha

07-19-2007, 11:39 PM

Granted but you are ino.
i wish i had superpowers.

uchihafan808

07-19-2007, 11:42 PM

granted but then u beat up by all the evil villains.....

i wish i could have money appear out of my pockets whenever i want..!

assualt-king

07-19-2007, 11:44 PM

i wish i could have everything...!

uchihafan808

07-19-2007, 11:53 PM

granted but then u lose everything....

i wish i could play halo 3 right now..!