Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted. [Archive]

Ducky101

11-20-2006, 09:20 PM

Its simple. The poster above you makes a wish, you corrupt it somehow, then make your own wish!

ex.

I wish for pie.

(next poster)
Granted, but its poison pie.

I wish for .....

Get it?

I wish that I had a wii

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:21 PM

Granted, but it's broken.

I wish I had a PS3 (not really! :p).

11-20-2006, 09:22 PM

granted but it rapes you

I wish Esa would come back

Evil-Tsunade

11-20-2006, 09:23 PM

But she comes back as a man with a big nose.

Ducky101

11-20-2006, 09:24 PM

Evil-Tsunade, you were supposed to make a wish...

er...YOUR WISH IS DENIED >_>;

I wish for a wii that wont break.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:25 PM

Granted, but you have to pay for five PS3's.

I wish I had a ticket to Florida.

Evil-Tsunade

11-20-2006, 09:29 PM

I wish that I was a better bassist than Sakatsu

@LN: But this ticket is a golden ticket for harrison ford's bumm seckz factory tour.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:30 PM

Lol! XD

Granted, but you have to lick Sakatsu's feet clean everyday. o_O

I wish I had lots and lots of money.

Evil-Tsunade

11-20-2006, 09:32 PM

Wish granted: you have to pay for the wife next door 8000 a week

I wish that Everyone went evil in naruto *makes things better, evil= pwnsome*

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:36 PM

Granted, but all the evi characters become good and turn into fairies. o.O

I wish for a new car.

Ducky101

11-20-2006, 09:37 PM

Granted, but it goes BOOM!

I wish for a ca..wait...I wish for a good idea!

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:37 PM

Granted, but that good idea is cutting off your own arms and legs then eating them. o_o

I wish for an M16.

Nuerhachi Niru

11-20-2006, 09:38 PM

Granted. But you shot your sister. If you don't have a sister...your pregnant mother.

I wish I had a bear named Kuma who ate blue cheese.

Ducky101

11-20-2006, 09:39 PM

Granted. But he also EATS YOU!

I wish for a panda.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 09:39 PM

@NN- You make it sound like it was an accident. :p

Granted, but the panda is hungry for human flesh.

I wish for a super death lazer. o_O

uchihafan808

11-20-2006, 10:12 PM

but the death lazer aims at u and it fires

i wish for me to have the nine-tails inside of me...

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-20-2006, 10:17 PM

but it kills you

i wish for a thing of dirt

Ninja48

11-20-2006, 10:19 PM

The dirt is radioactive.

I wish for a fiber optic internet connection and some more RAM.

uchihafan808

11-20-2006, 10:19 PM

then it breaks down!

i wish i could have the curse mark like sasuke...

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-20-2006, 10:22 PM

it will make you kill everyone

i wish for myself

ino11

11-20-2006, 10:56 PM

you die 0_o

I wish for nothing but all my favorite songs and Mara O_o

naruto_the_demon_fox

11-20-2006, 11:09 PM

it kill you

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:15 PM

I wish for nothing but all my favorite songs and Mara O_o

You'll never get that. XD

@NTDF- You didn't make a wish. o_O

I wish for lots and lots of.... non-fat foods. o.O

Fubukimaru Yukishimo

11-20-2006, 11:21 PM

Granted, but you are struck with severe malnutrition.

I wish I could shut off my emotions when I want too.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:23 PM

Granted, but they get permanently stuck after an incident involving a hamster and a microwave. o.O

I wish my fanfic was slightly better.

Nuerhachi Niru

11-20-2006, 11:39 PM

Granted! But then you lose your creativity later on, depending on others. =/

I wish I pass my school exams.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:43 PM

Granted, but the school system thinks you cheated and fails you anyways.

I wish my school would blow up. >.>

Haku2099

11-20-2006, 11:45 PM

Granted but your inside when it blows

I wish I was richer than Bill Gates.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:48 PM

Granted, but then Bill Gates hires assassins to take you out then taking your money, making him richest man in the US, if not the world! o.o

I wish I was one of Bill Gates' assassins.

Haku2099

11-20-2006, 11:53 PM

Granted but before you can kill billgates one of his computers devoures you making you just another Microsoft Program.

I wish I was Imortal.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:54 PM

Granted, but after the world explodes, the force sends you into the Sun, forcing you to live through in the middle of the hostest thing in our solar system. After that explodes, the force will send you into the Oort cloud, where you will crash into asteroids and comets.

I wish I could see that happen to Haku. :p

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-20-2006, 11:58 PM

Granted but it won't work..

I wish upon a star.

LonelyNinja

11-20-2006, 11:59 PM

Granted, but the star explodes.

I wish that my braces were off.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 12:00 AM

granted, but I get to punch you first....*punch*

I wish I don't need braces.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 12:59 AM

granted but instead you loose your teeth.

I wish I were a kitsune

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 01:01 AM

Wish denied.....instead you become kurby......

I wish upon the candles of a cake

LonelyNinja

11-21-2006, 01:03 AM

Granted, but the candles catch you on fire.

I wish I got all I want for my b-day.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 01:05 AM

Granted but then it all turns to dust

I wish I had the nine tailed fox sealed inside me.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 01:08 AM

Granted.........but Akatsuki hunts your ass down...........

I wish I had an idea on how to convert pictures into JPG(???) format..

11-21-2006, 01:08 AM

Granted but your brains get blown out

I wish I had Pam Anderson on my bed

Narutobaka

11-21-2006, 01:17 AM

Granted, but ends up being a guy in drag.

I wish for world peace and good will toward men.

11-21-2006, 01:20 AM

granted, but it only lasts a nano second...

I wish for more time...

kluang

11-21-2006, 01:27 AM

Your wish is my command... But you've turn into a sperm....

I wish for a nation of beautiful ladies at my disposal that will do anything I told them

11-21-2006, 01:36 AM

that doesnt make sense O.o....

granted...you turn into a heterosexual female though >.>.......

I wish for a book about porkchops. o.o;;

Narutobaka

11-21-2006, 01:40 AM

Granted, but is a book filled with only pictures.

I wish I wasn't the one cleaning up after Thanksgiving dinner.

Shikamaru

11-21-2006, 01:59 AM

granted, but your help is a parapelegic with no arms and legs named jim

i wish for the bacon

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 02:06 AM

granted but a dog eats it before you can.

I wish I was Yoko Kurama

Narutobaka

11-21-2006, 02:13 AM

LOL Shika.

Haku- Granted, but you've become Yoko Ono instead. XD

I wish for a vacation.

11-21-2006, 02:26 AM

granted, but your vacation is to antarctica for 10 seconds

I wish for someone to write a good essay for me >.>;

11-21-2006, 02:30 AM

granted but it has AID's on it

I wish I was poor

Shikamaru

11-21-2006, 02:31 AM

why wish for what you already are ): how am i supposed to corrupt that

i wish he was POORER!

kluang

11-21-2006, 02:32 AM

Granted... but you turn into a dog

I wish to have my own military organization

11-21-2006, 02:34 AM

i'll continue with kluang's >.>.....

granted, but they are powerless, armorless, and consist of two people who are already dead o.o.....

i wish for a new friend O.o.......XD

11-21-2006, 02:37 AM

why wish for what you already are ): how am i supposed to corrupt that

i wish he was POORER!

really wtf is this...

Narutobaka

11-21-2006, 02:39 AM

Keyon, let it go. >.>

OG-Granted, but they live on the opposite side of the planet and hardly come online?

I wish to be financially secure.

11-21-2006, 02:40 AM

Granted but now you have to sleep with Bill Gates

I wish we could bitch slap fags over the internet

Narutobaka

11-21-2006, 02:46 AM

Denied, because of all the innocent bystanders who would accidentally get said bitch slap, which then leads to law suits and legal fees. Not to mention the internet will never feel safe again. O_o

I wish for a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top.

11-21-2006, 02:47 AM

continue with GM

granted, but they bring you to court where you are sentenced to death o.o

i wish for a new ava >.>;;

kluang

11-21-2006, 02:51 AM

Granted...But the ava looks like mutated down syndrome guy.

I wish that Joker (Batman) run loose at NY

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 07:30 AM

I wish we killed harrison ford >.>

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 07:32 AM

granted..but first you have to have sex with him

i want apple

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 07:36 AM

Granted but it has a cancerous center.

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 07:37 AM

uhh..yeah..is there anything you want???

i want ET ..:p

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 07:39 AM

>.> YUS!!!! I see no down side to that!

I want special-sensei =P

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 07:51 AM

ha!...but you have to take me as i am:p

i want to watch anime ..

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 07:53 AM

What would I be taking you as =P?

Wish granted but.... It's full of hentai and yaoi scenes.

I wish for this headache to go away.

Ducky101

11-21-2006, 07:57 AM

Granted, but you now have a migrane.

I wish I was here to see the time people invaded this topic. XD

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 07:58 AM

What would I be taking you as =P?

Wish granted but.... It's full of hentai and yaoi scenes.

I wish for this headache to go away.

as an shy, speechless girl......

granted...but you have to jump from your balcony..

i wish myself a merry Xmass...???:confused:

kakashi super saiyyan 4

11-21-2006, 08:00 AM

granted;but marry santa first

i want a pair of shoes

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 08:02 AM

KSS4- granted...but when you take them on...those monsters in your avy will come and eat you alive

i wish myself a big boat

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 08:08 AM

Shy one's are kewl =P

Wish granted but it's filled with pirate's

I wish for a fight to the death with Daniel Craig >.> crappy Bond actor.

divinekid

11-21-2006, 08:57 AM

Wish Granted! but you shall die in the battle.

I wish my wish isnt corrupted.

kluang

11-21-2006, 09:23 AM

Granted-your wish is not corrupted, but crapped

I wish all Batman villans run amok in all US major cties

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 09:51 AM

Granted but they kill you first

I wish I had sephiroths sword.

kluang

11-21-2006, 10:02 AM

Granted, but it's made of low class rubber

I wish to be the richest man on the world

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 10:13 AM

GRANTED MY FRIEND...but i'll be richer then you..:p

i wish someone gave a party tonite

kluang

11-21-2006, 10:20 AM

Granted... But some zombie will crashed the party

i wish to be a super playboy

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 10:22 AM

granted again...but not all the wishes come true...lifes a bit**...

i wanna give a kiss to kluang

kluang

11-21-2006, 10:25 AM

Granted.....but you have to kiss harrison Ford ass 360 times

I wish my Gundam become real

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 10:33 AM

Granted but it crushes you before you can get inside

I wish I were sephiroth.

kluang

11-21-2006, 10:36 AM

Granted....But the Jenova cell will kill you in a nano seconds.

My wish is......I want to marry Jessica Alba

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 10:37 AM

Granted but your killed before the honeymoon

I wish the world would become one huge riot for me to watch while eating popcorn.

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 10:39 AM

Granted but the popcorn contains anthrax

I wish I was better than you all =P

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 10:42 AM

you wish

i wish you all to turn gay

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 11:06 AM

granted but then you do as well

I wish we all lived in the world of final fantasy 7

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 11:16 AM

Granted but you die by my sword.

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 11:23 AM

yeah and i kill you for the second time that yoou dont make a wish..
i wanna drink

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 11:26 AM

I wish that I had special-sensei xD!

But the drink if frog sick

11-21-2006, 11:28 AM

will you please make your wishes clear and thats not a wish anyway....

I wish idiots could read the first post and understand the game

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:29 AM

grants wish cuz people need to know the truth o_o

I wish for porkchops...>_>

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 11:35 AM

granted but they've been sitting in the sun for 10 years

I wish Drarkness ruled the world.

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:36 AM

sure.....but i dunno what drarkness is.

i wish that only sexy girls were on myspace....>_>

kluang

11-21-2006, 11:37 AM

Granted. But the porkchops contained Aids

I wish we live in the Naruto world

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 11:38 AM

granted but Hunter ninjas kill you for no reason.

I wish I ruled the world.

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:38 AM

granted but you are one of Oro's bitches. o_O

i wish i could control time.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 11:40 AM

Granted but then time gains controle over you

I wish I had all the powers of superman.

kluang

11-21-2006, 11:45 AM

granted but you lost your penis

I wish Ultraman is real

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:46 AM

granted but you also lose your penis

i wish Bruce Lee was still alive...

kluang

11-21-2006, 11:49 AM

Granted. And he kill you for no reasons..

I hope X-gene is real

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:50 AM

granted but you guessed it.....you lose your penis

I wish Zoids were real. o_o

kluang

11-21-2006, 11:51 AM

=_= i hate you shadow.........

Granted........ANd they kill you for sport

I wish Transformers is real

11-21-2006, 11:52 AM

Granted but they genocide your family

I wish Hitler and Sadam got in a boxing match

kluang

11-21-2006, 11:54 AM

Granted. they kill you first though

I wish to elope with Jessica Alba

shadowclone

11-21-2006, 11:56 AM

granted but you dont have a penis........ouch

I wish Harry Potter would get assinated

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 12:08 PM

Granted but then Voldemort kills you

I wish that I had haku's kekei genkai

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 12:31 PM

Granted but He kills you.

I wish I had beer!

kluang

11-21-2006, 12:40 PM

Granted. But the beer have poison

I wish I owned all nukes

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 12:45 PM

Granted but they blow up with you next to them

I wish I had zabuza's sword

kluang

11-21-2006, 12:48 PM

Granted. NAd Haku kills you with it.

I wish I have a Megas XLR

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 12:49 PM

Granted but they step on you.

I wish 50 cent retired.

kluang

11-21-2006, 12:50 PM

Granted. And he sent you retirement tooo...

I wish I was a mod

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 12:51 PM

Granted but Shino made you hustle

I wish there was no 1337 speak.

11-21-2006, 01:05 PM

Granted but now its all about 2448

I wish MC Hammer wa spopular again

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 01:16 PM

Granted but he is killed soon after.

I wish I could breath underwater

Evil-Tsunade

11-21-2006, 01:23 PM

Granted but you hustle for the sharks

I wish racisim never existed.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 01:25 PM

Granted but then people just kill each other for no reason.

I wish I had a pet dragon

kluang

11-21-2006, 01:27 PM

Granted. But he eat you because he's your pet

I wish magics are not banned from human

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 01:31 PM

Granted but you are soon killed by a magical creature I summoned.>.> <.<

KisameX

11-21-2006, 04:32 PM

I wish that there is no such thing as corrupted wishes or anything that makes ur wishes go bad...

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 04:50 PM

I wish that there is no such thing as corrupted wishes or anything that makes ur wishes go bad...

Granted but you die before it can come into exsitance.

I wish had a pet fox.

Special-Sensei

11-21-2006, 04:54 PM

granted..but it will be a dead one

i wish i had another chance

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 05:01 PM

Granted but you die before you get it.

I wish that I had a clone.

omnikage

11-21-2006, 05:29 PM

Granteg but it takes over your life and kills you
I wish I was a woman

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 05:31 PM

Granted but you have to marry bush.

I wish I ruled the world.

omnikage

11-21-2006, 05:39 PM

Granted but you are bush and chainys speshle friend

I wish every man would become a woman and every woman a man throu magic

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 05:41 PM

Granted but you are bush and chainys speshle friend

I wish every man would become a woman and every woman a man throu magic

Granted, but you die before it happens.

I wish I had a dodge viper.

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 05:44 PM

granted but it is in seperate pices around the world

i wish anime was real

omnikage

11-21-2006, 05:44 PM

Granted but your killed by orochimaru
I wish my head would explode

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 05:47 PM

granted nut you get a new head
i wish i had a girld friend

omnikage

11-21-2006, 05:49 PM

granted but its me
I wish My sanity was not in question:D

Kear Bear

11-21-2006, 05:51 PM

Granted, but your spouse/gf/bf curses you for your youth.

I wish I had a marine iguana.

Edit: cut off.

ino11

11-21-2006, 05:54 PM

Granted, but your spouse/gf/bf curses you for your youth.

I wish I had a marine iguana.

Edit: cut off. Granted but it always pees on you.

I wish i had nothing.

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 05:54 PM

granted but it GOZERA on viagra
i wish i knew what to wish for

omnikage

11-21-2006, 05:55 PM

Granted but you forget
I wish I had a arm growing out of the back of my head

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 05:57 PM

granted but its chocking you
i wish i was dead

Kear Bear

11-21-2006, 05:58 PM

Granted, but you have no penis as well.

I wish I could instantly learn and remember anything and everything I see, even if it is just a small glimpse.

Edit: but your body gets raped.

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 05:59 PM

granted but your in a world with old naked men
i wish i knew how to sing

omnikage

11-21-2006, 06:01 PM

You cant speak just sing I'm to sexy
I wish My ears came in 5 asorted flavers

Kear Bear

11-21-2006, 06:03 PM

But everyone tries to eat them and you go deaf and blind and a train runs over you.

I wish I had a dollar for all the posts on this thread.

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 06:04 PM

granted but you have to wrestled a old naked man thing for them
i wish for everyone to be happy

omnikage

11-21-2006, 06:05 PM

You have a brain tumer that to you makes every one seam happy
I wish wy pants could sing the 1st ending to bleach

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 06:06 PM

granted but they never shut up
i wish for eternal life and beauty

omnikage

11-21-2006, 06:08 PM

Not a problem
It's by Jako's standerds webster
I wish I could see the end of the univerce

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 06:10 PM

granted but you instanly die
i wish for a wish

omnikage

11-21-2006, 06:12 PM

You get a wish brand strap-on
I wish I knew japaneas

Kear Bear

11-21-2006, 06:12 PM

Granted, but it is that you die.

I wish for power.

Edit: but you get killed by the japanese mafia

Black Chakra

11-21-2006, 06:25 PM

The power escapes you and it eats your soul.

I wish for an X-Box...

Kear Bear

11-21-2006, 06:27 PM

It blows up.

I wish this cold will go away.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 06:52 PM

granted but the flu takes it's place.

I wish I were a knight.

omnikage

11-21-2006, 06:52 PM

You simmer 1t 360*C for an hr
I wish I could bite off moege's thumb

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 06:57 PM

granted but they're poison.

I wish I had haku's outfit.

omnikage

11-21-2006, 07:00 PM

Granted its the pink one
I wish I was the lord and master of The sea of tranquility CHA

Rhi

11-21-2006, 07:48 PM

Granted ha but now its full of sharks and evil mermen and mermaids and underwater breathing goblins that will rip you to shreads.

I wish i had a half way decent computer

LonelyNinja

11-21-2006, 07:50 PM

Granted, but the other half screws over the good half.

I wish my language project was done. <.<

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 07:52 PM

Granted, but your tounge falls out..
I wish I could spell like a pro...

Rhi

11-21-2006, 08:00 PM

Granted but now you spell like a piglaten pro

i wish i got better grades in high school

Nuerhachi Niru

11-21-2006, 08:07 PM

Not granted. If I did though, you would've gotten a good pay job and worked for the rest of your life.

I wish I had an armadillo.

ino11

11-21-2006, 08:16 PM

granted but it is mutated.

I wish I had only likin park hits to listin to!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:04 PM

Granted, but it turns to an old record...

I wish I knew everything...

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:07 PM

Your brain explodes >_<

I wish i could hear wut everyone is thinking

LonelyNinja

11-21-2006, 09:13 PM

Granted, but you get stuck listening to Hannibal Lecter.

I wish I could join 6 fanclubs. (Not that I want to <.<)

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:17 PM

Granted, but you have to go through 6 deadly tasks to join them...

I wish for world peace.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:18 PM

the world explodes right after u made the wish

i wish for a virtual pet that is a hallowgram and can go where ever u go-not sure how to spell it lol

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:19 PM

Granted, but like in the RING (movie), it comes to life and kills you
I wish for something.

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 09:20 PM

Granted but it comes out of the computer and eats you.

I wish people would recognize that my avatar is a kitsune and not a dog or a cat or a wolf.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:21 PM

People finally noes it's Kitsune but they fought it was so cool they stole off u and added to their sig...

i wish that digimon is real...

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 09:23 PM

Granted but then your eaten by wargreymon.

I wish I had the wing zero gundam.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:24 PM

Granted but it turns out to be the wing 100 gundam.

i wish for luck.

LonelyNinja

11-21-2006, 09:25 PM

Granted, but it's bad luck.

I wish to meet a few of my NL friends. <.<

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:28 PM

Granted, but they turn out to be killers .
I wish for GOOD luck.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:31 PM

Ur good like was so good u found a murderer the police was chasing after and kills u and in ur honor for trying to catch the murderer they burned ur body

i wish for a giant fluffy pilow that i can sleep on

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:34 PM

granted, but there's a bomb inside of it.........*BANG*

I wish for health forever!

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:41 PM

u were so healthy people got jelous and killed u so no one has perfect health

i wish a pie will fly to north pole and hits a polar bear which anger sit and comes all the way down to canada to kill me

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:43 PM

Granted, and the polar bear brings santa claus along...

I wish for something to wish.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 09:46 PM

u wished that a giant bottemless pit is under u and u fall in it and die

I wish that everyone in NL will get banned..even the mods and WebMaster

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 09:55 PM

Denied.instead you get Banned........

I wish upon a fish....

coconaught

11-21-2006, 09:58 PM

the fish turns out to be a angler fish and it eats you

I wish that my wish didn't get horribly corrupted >.>

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:06 PM

denied, It's corrupted since the moment you wrote it...

I wish everyone happy holidays.

coconaught

11-21-2006, 10:08 PM

you can't deny my wish...that's not how the game works! you need to think of a corruption!

granted - but it was so happy that they all over ate and died

I wish you would play the game right >.>

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:11 PM

Granted, but I don't care to always...
I wish that ppl stop telling me what to do..........and that they go back to their lives and leave mine alone......

coconaught

11-21-2006, 10:14 PM

granted - but in order to make sure no one gets involved in your life they kill you

I wish I lived in an igloo

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:14 PM

The igloo calapsed and penguins came and ate u evern if they dont eat people

i wish that i can stretch like rubber

LonelyNinja

11-21-2006, 10:15 PM

Granted, but you stretch yourself too much and you snap.
(I'm not going into more details. >.>)

I wish people were smarter. <.<

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:16 PM

Granted, but now your to dumb..

I wish for ice cream from europe..

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:19 PM

granted u get the ice and u get the cream

i wish for a small my hight robot that is good and not bad and it does wu ti say

Rhi

11-21-2006, 10:21 PM

Not granted the robot will be 10x your hieght and will mush you like mash potatoe

i wish for a brother thats older than me

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:22 PM

granted, but he hits you, always...
I wish for a rocket..

Rhi

11-21-2006, 10:23 PM

Granted but it will only try to fly up your behind! *hehe*

i wish for a swimming pool

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:25 PM

Granted but it comes with a shark and it eats you..
I wish for candy..

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:26 PM

The candy was so hard ur teeth breaks

i wish kisame was here

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:30 PM

Granted but he ******** you...
I wish the world would be silent.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:32 PM

i meteorite hits because there was no lous for people to hear the meteorite coming

i wish that google was banned

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 10:32 PM

Granted but now there are no more search engines because google owned them all.

I wish I could find the escaflowne movie.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:35 PM

u found it and it sucked

i wished for Naruto movie 3 is out for DL

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:36 PM

Granted but there's a barney movie inside the box.
I wish for free stuff..

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:37 PM

u got free poop

i wish for free weopons

Haku2099

11-21-2006, 10:38 PM

Granted but it gets stolen

I wish I was superman

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:39 PM

u got killed by luther because he had a kryptonite with him and stabbed u to death

i wish all marvel characters die

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:39 PM

granted but you die with them.
I wish for another ipod.

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:42 PM

the Ipod was so shiny and had a mixed colour of red and blue blurring so fast it gave u a sezure

i wish i had a apple

Rhi

11-21-2006, 10:42 PM

granted but it turned out to be empty- no electrics inside

i wish for jeeves to be real

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:43 PM

It turns he turns into a killer and you die..
I wish for happyness

11-21-2006, 10:44 PM

Granted but now you get raped by a "happy" rainbow

I wish for free pr0n

Mooch

11-21-2006, 10:44 PM

granted but its Rosanne

I wish or bbtea

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:45 PM

ur happiness turned into sadness from the fire that killed ur parents after u granted the wish which the fire was caused by count olaf and ut life became a unfortunate events

i wish that aliens and ghosts r real
oops

the bubble tea turned into real bubbles

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:47 PM

granted, but you die
I wish for a can to kick

Mooch

11-21-2006, 10:48 PM

granted but its spikey and will most likely pierce your foot and you'll bleed the most horrible of bleeding and get a tetanis. >.>

I wish for Jake :)

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:48 PM

Jake kiled everyone even him self

iwish for more digimon savers epi

11-21-2006, 10:49 PM

granted but they rape you

I wish for a car

Mooch

11-21-2006, 10:50 PM

granted but its a Volkswagon

I wish for a corvette :)

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:50 PM

granted but it brakes down
I wish for a friend..

Mooch

11-21-2006, 10:51 PM

granted but its me.

I wish for Renosex! : D

11-21-2006, 10:52 PM

Granted but its human meat

I wish for world peace

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:52 PM

granted but it's wrong
I wish for free...........

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:53 PM

granted u got ur free...... and disliked it

i wish that i can do alchemy

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 10:56 PM

Granted but a kamera kills you
I wish that women didn't get periods

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:57 PM

granted u'll never have a baby

i wish for all the yugioh cards i nthe world

Mooch

11-21-2006, 10:57 PM

Granted. And that's why it sucks, really, no way to corrupt that.

Also
Granted but its human meat

^ that doesnt make sense to mine if it's Renosex.

I wish for a perfectly healthy, live pet Beaver

KisameX

11-21-2006, 10:59 PM

the beaver is absessed with chewing ur arm

i wish for a cool sig

Seal_master

11-21-2006, 11:01 PM

granted but its the other kind of beaver
i wish for the powers of god but nun of the responsiblitys

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 11:20 PM

granted but you go to hell
I wish for a BIG house..

Rhi

11-21-2006, 11:46 PM

granted but its made of straw and when its windy it wil blow away or if it rains the rain will soak thru and ur house will stink!

i wish for really huge feet

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-21-2006, 11:49 PM

granted, your mate is now bigfoot.......
I wish for a happy ending....

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 12:10 AM

Granted, but it involves all your loved ones dying. o_O

I wish for a bad ending. o_o

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:16 AM

Granted, you're stuck with your sister in the bathroom
I wish for wealth...

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 12:22 AM

Oh shit, that is bad. >.<

Granted, but the bag of money lands on top of you dropped from the 11th floor of Trump Tower.

I wish for a gold fish? o_O

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:26 AM

Granted but it turns purple.
I wish for new shoes.

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 12:27 AM

Granted, but they are THE bomb. Therefore, they explode.

I wish for a bomb detector.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:36 AM

Granted, and you find one in your brain.......*BAMG*
I wish I had a soul.

kluang

11-22-2006, 12:37 AM

Granted. But you have Hitler's soul

I wish That my computer have the latest drivers

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:40 AM

Granted, but they only have 0.5 GB..
I wish I didn't have Hitler's soul..

LonelyNinja

11-22-2006, 12:41 AM

Granted, but you get Stalin's instead. o_O

I wish I had a robot army that could not develop a mind of it's own, would blow up if they ever turned on me, and had the finest craftsmanship.

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:43 AM

granted - but they will never work

I wish I died =O

Haku2099

11-22-2006, 12:44 AM

Granted but You come back as a zombie

I wish I had kisame's sword.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:44 AM

Granted but you go to hell..
I wish I was online........nope......that I was in a sunny place......

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:46 AM

RNG - granted, but you are on the sun

Haku - granted but it's plastic

I wish I could fly

kluang

11-22-2006, 12:46 AM

Granted. But you got stuck in Bermuda triangle

I wish I have my own modelling agency

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:47 AM

granted - but it's for gay guys

I wish my dog was still with me :(

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:48 AM

Granted, but it bites you......
I wish kluang would get an idog avatar.

kluang

11-22-2006, 12:52 AM

Granted. But you become my idog avatar.

I wish I got Sharingan

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:53 AM

granted - but you can't stop it and you die of overuse

I wish I had no legs

kluang

11-22-2006, 12:56 AM

Granted. You got no penis tooo

I wish I was sooo rich

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 12:57 AM

Granted now your a snake.
I wish I could tell you ppl that my name is ************ **********

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:57 AM

granted - but someone stole your identity and now you are a drunken hobo

I wish I was a mountain

11-22-2006, 12:58 AM

Granted but the ladies still dont find you hard

I wish for a new home

kluang

11-22-2006, 12:59 AM

Granted. But you and the house will be bomb and level to bulit the biggest whorehouse.

I wish I know kung fu

coconaught

11-22-2006, 12:59 AM

granted - but you got killed in a martial arts tourny

I wish the planet imploded

11-22-2006, 01:18 AM

granted, but it only gave birth to a newer, sexier one XD

i wish for a pancake bunny to serve me pancakes...o.o;

coconaught

11-22-2006, 01:20 AM

granted http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/Coconaught/pictures/pancakerabbit.gif - but it eats your pancakes

I wish I had a pet

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL

11-22-2006, 01:21 AM

Granted, but it eats blood...
I wish for a gun like OG's one.