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Ducky101
11-21-2006, 08:50 AM
Wait you said it WASN'T poison, right?

divinekid
11-21-2006, 08:54 AM
hmm..before i die?
See You All in Hell with the Devil..^^
or...
See You Later..
or..
Vengeance is Mine.

Haku2099
11-21-2006, 09:52 AM
"I will never be just a memory."

Special-Sensei
11-21-2006, 10:11 AM
OMG!!!!!!!!!

G
11-21-2006, 11:29 AM
I did you're mom muhahahahaha

Special-Sensei
11-21-2006, 11:33 AM
^^^^ ahhahahaha LMAO

Evil-Tsunade
11-21-2006, 12:36 PM
'I want 'if your happy and you know it clap your hands' played at the funeral'

kluang
11-21-2006, 12:45 PM
I'm gonna finish you before my credits roll

Ducky101
11-21-2006, 01:28 PM
I wish that my first words were quote. So right now I'd be able to say "unquote"

Sorasochou
11-21-2006, 01:31 PM
"ahh crap" >__<

RasenganFox
11-21-2006, 01:45 PM
"Giggidy...giggidy........giggidy.......g oo........."

shadowclone
11-21-2006, 01:47 PM
dammit.....i thought getting hit by gamma rays would give me special powers.damn you marvel comics....x_x

Special-Sensei
11-21-2006, 02:16 PM
i hope to see Kakashi in heaven...**DIES**

(if i wasnt>>) im not a virgin **dies**

Haku2099
11-21-2006, 02:20 PM
Darkness will consume you all.

Special-Sensei
11-21-2006, 02:21 PM
i will come back as a ghost and make your life a big nightmare **R.I.P.**

Ducky101
11-21-2006, 02:37 PM
"I told you I would be fi-"

Haku2099
11-21-2006, 03:02 PM
"you know that really didn't hur..."
x.x

Sorasochou
11-21-2006, 03:15 PM
ughh...ahh..dude....can you hand me my intestines? >___<

Haku2099
11-21-2006, 03:26 PM
did anyone see where my splean went?

Seal_master
11-21-2006, 05:56 PM
END QUOTE (at birth i said quote)

Nuerhachi Niru
11-21-2006, 06:34 PM
1.You sons of bitches. Give my love to Mother.
2.I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
3.You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper.

Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored.
I feel I have lived long enough.
I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-21-2006, 08:10 PM
Oh well.......at least I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!!!
*dies from car wreck*

LonelyNinja
11-21-2006, 08:14 PM
So... This is what it's like to die, eh? Hmph, I'm not impressed. >.>

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-21-2006, 08:15 PM
^THINGs BEFORE you die!!!
I see dead people!!!

Seal_master
11-21-2006, 11:11 PM
give me my drugs i want one last buzz

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-21-2006, 11:15 PM
"I breath and bleed New York."-G.Money.......

Rhi
11-21-2006, 11:53 PM
1. "If theres no internet in Heaven i'm not going!"
2. "Forgive them Father for they know not what they are doing"
3. "600ml of Solo, IV push stat!"
4. "Howcome i can't hear Green Day people!"
5. "So this is what Heaven looks like, Damn i've been missing out on stacks!"

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-21-2006, 11:56 PM
I didn't do it...

LonelyNinja
11-22-2006, 12:00 AM
I just want you all to know


























I hate you all. o_o

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-22-2006, 12:02 AM
I ow $15565545615156456125 to the bank...........pay them off for me...BYE!*dies*

OG
11-22-2006, 01:17 AM
finally...i dont have to see certain people.....niccceeeeeeeeee........but dammit >.<.....

Sairei
11-22-2006, 05:53 PM
::extends index finger:: Bang

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
11-22-2006, 07:06 PM
so this is what it feels to die...XX

sand_alchemist
12-31-2006, 10:16 PM
Crack is wack.....

duck_sauce_king
12-31-2006, 11:06 PM
dude.....put the gun down....

GaaraOfTheDeathSand
12-31-2006, 11:12 PM
BTW, this is your girlfriend's shirt. >.> No wait, its my shirt. I wish it was your girlfriend's shirt T_T. Sigh.... can you give me one last churro?

duck_sauce_king
12-31-2006, 11:13 PM
*sniffs* I smell heaven 0_0

shinosbro
12-31-2006, 11:20 PM
You said the gun had no bullets
or
What do you mean the funeral will cost 660,000 dollars
or
We the jury find the Defendent Gulity of all charges

D4rKR34v3r
12-31-2006, 11:29 PM
I'm dead do you think i give a fuc*?

Zheng Zhi shun
12-31-2006, 11:37 PM
me: i dare u too shot me
friend: ok dude
ME: no wiat u fool
BANG BANG
me: he actully did it bastard grew some balls
or
wow i wanted to die getting liad
or
told u u couslnt dodge bullets like the matrix....................

Swtvi3tboi08
12-31-2006, 11:53 PM
have i seen enough porkchops. >.>;

Narutobaka
01-01-2007, 12:20 AM
They never did leggo my Eggo. T_T

Ducky101
01-01-2007, 12:31 AM
Wait! At least lemme finish peeing!

LonelyNinja
01-01-2007, 03:20 AM
Me (To the Grim Reaper) - Do you really have to do this?
Grim Reaper - Yes, I do.
Me - So you know everything about me, right?
Grim - Yes, I do.
Me - Then did you know that I was the fastest kid in my P.E. class?! *tries to run, but is 257 years old* I'll... *pant, pant* outrun... *pant* you...! *wheeze*
Grim - Come on, Old Timer. >.>

AkatsukiHunter
01-01-2007, 03:44 AM
"I love you" to the people that need to hear it

feyfairy78
01-01-2007, 08:46 AM
wow..life can be a roller coaster or a train wreck i just forgot to keep my seatbelt fastened...

Kites
01-21-2007, 01:32 AM
my balls itch ^_^

Hiken no Ace
01-21-2007, 01:44 AM
I want you to know... I hate you. I always hated you the most.

-wonders if anyone will get the reference-

Naruto.Haruno
01-21-2007, 04:42 AM
Heh, i knew this was going to be the day i die.
-Sigh- I should have made friends while i still could've.
Well, I've been waiting for this day for a long time, and here it is.
Ohh, forgot you were here.
Sorry, Trying make this as painful as possible o.k? :D

Shikamaru
01-21-2007, 06:38 AM
yeh.... dunno whether its a "things to say WHILE your dieing" thread or a "things to say BEFORE you die" thread <.<


id definately say who shot really shot JFK and who killed tupac before i died

Naruto.Haruno
01-21-2007, 07:33 AM
I think its a thread, where you say what you have to say, then once you said it, you DIE! :D

Seal_master
01-21-2007, 11:39 AM
do i deserve this

demonnaruto
01-21-2007, 01:16 PM
why is this the end!!!!!!!!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
01-21-2007, 06:09 PM
Those idiots…..bleeding to death….isn’t as…..painful as they made me….think it wa------

gaarasandchick13
01-21-2007, 06:14 PM
mom, you are the best parent i could ever ask for. i love you.... and dad, get a life or just go crawl in a corner and die.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
01-21-2007, 06:16 PM
I thank you all for this miserable life. Goodbye.

naruto1414
01-21-2007, 06:22 PM
I hope you burn in heaven *laghs* and then *DIE*

Seal_master
01-21-2007, 10:12 PM
you have not seen the last of me

Solus Bringer
01-21-2007, 10:13 PM
i don't know how i made you as my child but too bad i can't take you with me you ugly beast

Seal_master
01-21-2007, 10:16 PM
my body may die but the memories that i left will never

saskue uchiha the 2
01-21-2007, 10:41 PM
before i die................you owe me 5 dollars

naritaUzumaki
01-21-2007, 10:44 PM
who stole my chocolate???

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 05:03 PM
wheres my money hoe

sasuke_power
01-22-2007, 05:04 PM
U (#*()W#*%(@*#()*@)(%*@#(8... there my statement

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 05:05 PM
dont you dare throw me off a cliff

Code
01-22-2007, 05:12 PM
Blastoise, Hydro Pump!!

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 05:13 PM
why did i eat that egg

RNB
01-22-2007, 05:44 PM
"Do you here me now? Do you hear me now? Good......"

Tabris
01-22-2007, 06:04 PM
all i can do for you is this. *dies*

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 06:34 PM
please cuddle with me one last time

Code
01-22-2007, 06:35 PM
There's something I want to say to you....*dies*

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 06:38 PM
let me tell you what the meaning of life is *dies*
voice in the sky- wheew that was close

gaarasandchick13
01-22-2007, 06:57 PM
no!! I can't die yet! I don't know the ending of naruto!!!

demonnaruto
01-22-2007, 07:02 PM
to be or not to be that is the question

cursesealer
01-22-2007, 07:08 PM
Why dont you (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) (bleep) so help me someone.

Solus Bringer
01-22-2007, 07:09 PM
Honey i stole the cookies from the cookie jar

12hinata28
01-22-2007, 07:17 PM
finally , i've been waiting all my life to die

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 07:18 PM
yes begin the ultimate party

RasenganFox
01-22-2007, 07:36 PM
Dying OLD man-My precious wife im sorry but im a manwhore....money is on the table...*dies*

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 07:38 PM
i want a good grave not a cheap ass hole in the ground

Solus Bringer
01-22-2007, 07:39 PM
Give me my viagra

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 07:40 PM
go to longest thread ever

Solus Bringer
01-22-2007, 07:41 PM
why should i go there

I want to live wait did i say live i mean shoot me

Seal_master
01-22-2007, 07:42 PM
dude im not trippin im really dien here

cursesealer
01-22-2007, 07:51 PM
Thank you! Now I dont have to see my demon girl again!

Solus Bringer
01-22-2007, 07:51 PM
oh please don't put me in the incenerator then i can't come back as a zombie

Black Chakra
01-22-2007, 09:16 PM
First Ask The Devil Or God To Let My Spirit Roam The Earth When I Die.

Then Go Up To Bush's Face And Say 'GO FUCK A FUCKING COW YOU UGLY ASS MOTHER FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

SeventyxxTimes7x
01-22-2007, 09:18 PM
with my last breath, I CURSE THE FILLERS *dead*

LonelyNinja
01-22-2007, 09:19 PM
Here's some stuff I'd say:

1. So I'm dying... About freakin' time. >.> (Yes, I will say "greater than, period, greater than" :p)
2. Quack! *dies* x_x
3. Just remember... you got nothing in my will.

Naruto.Haruno
01-22-2007, 09:22 PM
Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled my trigger now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gotta thrown it all away.
*Dies*
Mama oooh, Didn't mean to make you cry, I'm not back again tomorrow, But still Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

cursesealer
01-22-2007, 10:24 PM
There better be fried chicken where I'm going.

Vash_thehunter
01-22-2007, 10:44 PM
My games lie, having a fairy in a bottle doesnt bring my life back.

Mooch
01-22-2007, 10:45 PM
Tell my wife, I said, erjkhiuaehturtihq9eryty

Solus Bringer
01-22-2007, 10:46 PM
i will being seeing you all unless you go to heaven then your a bitch

diane_cheeze
01-22-2007, 10:47 PM
"i wish i could have watched naruto just 1 more time..."
"i wonder if i can still watch anime in where i'm going to..."
"please burn my anime together with my body and pictures of my family"

kluang
01-22-2007, 10:47 PM
There are no happy endings.........

Mooch
01-22-2007, 10:49 PM
Can you pass me that pheonix down? Thanks.

When I respawn, I'm SO tailing your ass...

^ those just made me laugh (:

diane_cheeze
01-22-2007, 10:51 PM
"elixer of life! pass it to me!"

Sorasochou
01-22-2007, 11:05 PM
whoa...did...did i just drink battery fluid? o___0

victoria
01-23-2007, 02:44 AM
this is the truth & nothing but the truth... so im sorry if its abit rude if it is that is

can i see ur dick? (if its a guy bcos i've never seen a guy's dick before other than... uhh... yeah i've never seen a guy's dick before for real)

please say that u dont want me to die even if u wanted me to die just say it... (if its my folks so i can die happily in peace "knowing" that they at least loved me)

divinekid
01-23-2007, 08:40 AM
things to say before i die?

I hate you Cruel World. Take me Sweet heaven! I aawaaitt youurrr loving embrace!
...
...
lawl.

Seal_master
01-23-2007, 06:24 PM
wheres my Mooch picture of me

cursesealer
01-23-2007, 07:54 PM
Hurry up! My wife's coming home.

sasuke_power
01-24-2007, 11:23 AM
Kill me already here-- like this let me show u how

LonelyNinja
04-27-2007, 12:57 AM
"So... this is how I'm gonna die, eh? Well, bad news for you all; the world in fact does revolve around me, so with my death the world will cease to exist. Good bye. *flat lines*"

Narutobaka
04-27-2007, 12:59 AM
I'm melting...melting! What a world, what a world! XD

dEcCrIx
04-27-2007, 04:45 AM
^ gremlins LOL xD

"its getting dark..." >.>

LonelyNinja
04-27-2007, 06:35 PM
"I can see the light! No wait... doctor, please turn off the flashli-"

Trey
04-27-2007, 06:36 PM
"I knew Halo'd kill me--"

LonelyNinja
04-27-2007, 06:39 PM
"The Demon is he- *sniper rifle shoots*"

Trey
04-27-2007, 06:41 PM
"Tell MC... Cortana's baby is his--"

Or, "Ahh, it was hard getting that log out. Now all I have to do is wipe--"

Ninja48
04-27-2007, 07:08 PM
AAAAAAAAAAU SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. .

Miyuki
04-27-2007, 07:20 PM
"I need to tell you something before I die.....where'd I put my wallet.....?"

Trey
04-27-2007, 10:26 PM
"Of course blowing farts into a lighter isn't dangerous--"

Kata
04-27-2007, 10:28 PM
"you got anything to eat--"

Shikamaru
04-27-2007, 10:38 PM
of course this isn't poisonous.... dumbass!

Trey
04-27-2007, 10:43 PM
"I wonder if Tigers like leprechauns--"

Dizzykilla
04-27-2007, 10:46 PM
i didnt kno she wasnt 18teen ...........hahha

Trey
04-27-2007, 10:47 PM
"That was your wife?--"

MikeyM1979
04-27-2007, 10:48 PM
'I'm not really your father. Your sister is....' /dies

balmung5000
04-27-2007, 10:48 PM
shouldnt have doen that he was just a boy

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:04 PM
I wonder what it's like to die?

Trey
04-27-2007, 11:05 PM
"I wonder what would happen if I did--"

balmung5000
04-27-2007, 11:06 PM
do i still have time to rub one out?

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:27 PM
I'm going to the soul society!

Trey
04-27-2007, 11:28 PM
"C'mon, I'm not done yet--"

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:33 PM
so that's what my brain looks like...

LonelyNinja
04-27-2007, 11:33 PM
"I SMELL COOKIES DOUBLE DEE! *dies*"

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:36 PM
I'm itchy...

knife man
04-27-2007, 11:40 PM
wait that wasn't a prop?!?

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:45 PM
:eek:Knife man!!!!

Trey
04-27-2007, 11:49 PM
"Bills won the SuperBowl--!"

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:51 PM
FINALLY, I'm about to get my transplant!

Narutobaka
04-27-2007, 11:52 PM
Did I remember to feed the cat?

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:53 PM
I gotta post on NL.

Dark Shuriken
04-27-2007, 11:57 PM
I'll sue you later.

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
04-27-2007, 11:58 PM
remember to push the red button.

kluang
04-28-2007, 01:03 AM
Did I feel lucky, punk.....

Kekkei Genkai
04-28-2007, 01:55 AM
The good die young, and the lame ones last...looks likes I win.

LonelyNinja
04-28-2007, 01:56 AM
"Before I go-"

Kyoko-_**
04-28-2007, 02:04 AM
"Matagal talagang mamatay ang masamang damo............"

TheFourthTail!
04-28-2007, 10:38 AM
what lion?

narutochain
04-28-2007, 04:51 PM
is that a cork?

GaaraOfTheDeathSand
04-28-2007, 04:52 PM
This is your girlfriend's shirt.

narutochain
04-28-2007, 04:57 PM
wait can i see that gun?

omnikage
04-28-2007, 05:24 PM
I hope I'm rich in my next life

narutochain
04-28-2007, 05:33 PM
i think this a joke

Dhiz Kanichioko
04-29-2007, 11:43 PM
KUKU-CACHU MRS. Robinson, I forgot most of the words to this dumb song... LALALALALA!!!

omnikage
04-30-2007, 06:51 PM
3-2-1-make some noise

knife man
04-30-2007, 06:51 PM
i finally win>_>

Jaxon
04-30-2007, 06:53 PM
I told you I was hardcore.

omnikage
04-30-2007, 06:53 PM
Aw man I was hopping to be hit by a train

Seal_master
04-30-2007, 06:56 PM
whats this button do

omnikage
04-30-2007, 06:58 PM
Fuck me I wanna go how I lived.... a fucking retard

LonelyNinja
05-01-2007, 12:24 AM
"I'll see you all in Hell."

Mal
05-01-2007, 12:26 AM
"I'm not dead yet.

I'm getting better...

...I think I'll go for a walk."



Monty Python FTW.

ITzANIllUZion
05-01-2007, 01:06 AM
it was me who craped in your brownies


damn nice rack. GOt milk?

omnikage
05-02-2007, 02:55 PM
If I die I want you berryd alive with my corps

Seal_master
05-02-2007, 03:49 PM
yes honey you do look fat

Denniz
05-02-2007, 04:04 PM
RandomMafiaDude: "A violin?!"

omnikage
05-02-2007, 04:09 PM
I hid a billion dollers somewhere now it's up to you to find it

Seal_master
05-02-2007, 04:20 PM
HA your on your own BIATCH

Miyuki
05-08-2007, 06:52 PM
can i have some of your famous cheesecake again?

angenii
05-08-2007, 07:13 PM
"we hated each other this whole time.. but now it's all become clear.. i hated you so much because i loved you.. and now you've gone and killed me. and in doing so, it shows how much you care about me.."

i hope SOMEONE can understand this, :)..

Miyuki
05-08-2007, 07:14 PM
i understand it...

hey....where'd i put my wallet at!?

knife man
05-08-2007, 07:15 PM
that was fun...

colini
05-08-2007, 08:26 PM
probably somethin random, cuz I dunno when im gonna die.. atleast i hope not..

Seal_master
05-08-2007, 08:42 PM
hah dude......your so fucked

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
05-08-2007, 11:08 PM
so that's what it feels like to slit your wrists. =|

knife man
05-08-2007, 11:29 PM
no i can make it i'm sure...

LonelyNinja
05-08-2007, 11:43 PM
"Enjoy your AIDS as I did."

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
05-09-2007, 08:59 PM
I'm immortal!

Miyuki
05-09-2007, 09:01 PM
HA! i have a full house, i win! now give me the money!!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
05-09-2007, 09:05 PM
38...39...40.

Seal_master
05-09-2007, 09:59 PM
look what i can do

Ninja48
05-09-2007, 11:17 PM
OH SHI .

knife man
05-09-2007, 11:21 PM
thats a cool sword...

LonelyNinja
05-09-2007, 11:26 PM
"OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!" Five

knife man
05-09-2007, 11:28 PM
what the hell are you doing with hedge clippers?!?

Seal_master
05-10-2007, 03:31 PM
heh look at the freak with the gourd and eye liner

ShinobiKnight
05-10-2007, 07:34 PM
"OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!" Five
Isn't that from Down With the Sickness?

Anyway, what I would say:
"There is no way that truck was under the speed limit."

Kazekage Gaara
05-10-2007, 07:50 PM
time to find out if heaven or hell exist

LonelyNinja
05-10-2007, 08:48 PM
Isn't that from Down With the Sickness?


Indeed it is, good sir. :p

Anyways:

"BOOOOSH!" <--- From Frisky Dingo.

Seal_master
05-10-2007, 08:49 PM
all right i give

EJ
05-10-2007, 10:07 PM
I thought letting a radioactive spider bite me would give me powers

DAMN YOU STAN LEE!!!! *dies*

OG
05-11-2007, 01:36 AM
say "LOL" in real life....>.>.....

EJ
05-11-2007, 07:46 AM
DAMN YOU GRIM REAPER *dies*

Demi-God
05-11-2007, 07:53 AM
Either that wallpaper goes or I do.

Oscar Wilde, genius. ._.

EJ
05-11-2007, 08:00 AM
^lol

What the... blood? am I dying, but I'm too young*somebody comes in and says"You're 105 yrs old*

*fades away in dusts and dies*

Emily
05-13-2007, 03:04 PM
oh i know: "I love you all.....except for you...*points at the guy standing there laughting at me*......."

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 03:05 PM
honey your bitch

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 03:36 PM
Tell.... sasuke ..... he ...... is ..... A FUCKIN EMO BASTARD!!!!!!

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 03:38 PM
remember that dude you heard about last year.. the one that burnt your pokemon cards....yeah, that was me...

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 03:40 PM
^^^^ After he burned them i pissed on them then craped on them..... Rember i no you do yes you do.

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 03:43 PM
and some one sedated you and covered your face with siran wrap and kicked you in the throat after some one shot you in the nose......yeah... that was me..

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 03:46 PM
Then someone sent Micheal Jackson and wild dogs to hump you that was me

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 03:52 PM
and then some one gave you a wedgy , pepper sprayed you and blew up your mercedes..yeah.. that actually wasnt me...

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 03:53 PM
Correction that was me and then you suddenly had a baby with your girlfriend i am the father.

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 03:54 PM
but then you realized i was a GIRL...i WAS the girl friend..

(g2g for now.. bye! watching an al paccino movie)

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 03:59 PM
^^ Oh Omg are you kidding me oh no im alooone *cries*

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 04:06 PM
you are not alone.. i may be leaving.. but i am still with you in spirit!!



(haha. before i die..and im leaving now for the movie and all.. get it??.. no?.. ok..well i tried)

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 04:08 PM
I really dont get it i really dont ....REALLY!

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 04:13 PM
fear not.. im going to a better place... (shouldnt we have died already)

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 04:23 PM
No were immortal well never die or we were talking very fast

XxamixX
05-13-2007, 04:29 PM
ive been thinking.. and i dont know how to ask. i mean its so personal.. but since im dieng and all.. ill just come out and say it......

w-

where do you buy your sham- your shamp---oo...*uhh* (dies)

ICHIGO U- NO!!!! RITE AID....*TEARS*.. i get it at...rite aid...*tear drop falls upon ami's face*..

knife man
05-13-2007, 07:44 PM
ill show u that this is a reverse blade buy using it...*slice*

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 07:46 PM
so thats what rat poision taste like

knife man
05-13-2007, 07:46 PM
Wait. What About Avalanches?!?

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 07:47 PM
Ill Be Quiet When I Die

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 08:16 PM
ICHIGO U- NO!!!! RITE AID....*TEARS*.. i get it at...rite aid...*tear drop falls upon ami's face*..


No it was wal, wal, wal, wal, WAL-MART

*Splats*

ThyMaiden
05-13-2007, 08:30 PM
Dear lord I cry before I die
Grant me the taste of love
One final time lest I should hide
When seraph call me from above

And should remorse not stay my course
From dept, addresses wept
Will ask no more of you my Lord
Save that my soul in hell is kept...

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:31 PM
Sasuke Sucks

knife man
05-13-2007, 08:45 PM
u know what? screw u.(not at seal_master)

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:46 PM
see ya

knife man
05-13-2007, 08:47 PM
wait why did the beep stop be..e.p..in..gg

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:48 PM
i didnt know god had horns

Miyuki
05-13-2007, 08:49 PM
i need....your credit card....

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:50 PM
(not at Miy)
you know what blow me

Miyuki
05-13-2007, 08:52 PM
i accidently blew up your car...heh heh

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:52 PM
my croch feels weird

Miyuki
05-13-2007, 08:54 PM
why do i see 5 of me?

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:55 PM
enjoy the aids bitch

knife man
05-13-2007, 08:56 PM
dude *points* look headlights!

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 08:57 PM
OMG bigfoot

Miyuki
05-13-2007, 08:57 PM
why's the sky pink???

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 08:59 PM
Your........mom......has..............BA LLS

Miyuki
05-13-2007, 09:01 PM
i gonna sing the Doom Song now!

knife man
05-13-2007, 09:02 PM
dude the doctor prescribed an overdose?

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 09:02 PM
uh yeah i fucked your sis sorry

Ichigo Usaragi
05-13-2007, 09:30 PM
Then i did her after she said it only would cost a nickel

how could i refuse?

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 09:31 PM
mother....father.....I LOVE PR0N

fieldscarcrow
05-13-2007, 09:32 PM
best thing ever: "ARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Coolest thing ever: same thing

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 09:34 PM
Attack My Chibi Army

Naruto.Haruno
05-13-2007, 09:36 PM
Kisama !

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 09:42 PM
this is an announcement.........testicle ( Y )
(0.0)
(>o<)
(_ _)

lilk04
05-13-2007, 09:46 PM
Well, I guess I might as well come outa de closet now.

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 09:47 PM
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oobs

EJ
05-13-2007, 09:55 PM
(.Y.) haha *dies*

Naruto.Haruno
05-13-2007, 10:03 PM
Ehh, Taking 3 ekies is safe?

Seal_master
05-13-2007, 10:05 PM
Waht Do You Want A Cookie

Naruto.Haruno
05-13-2007, 10:14 PM
Ski-Bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

knife man
05-13-2007, 10:53 PM
yea remember sixth grade? yea i cheated off u the whole time...

Naruto.Haruno
05-13-2007, 10:57 PM
Yeah, Remember how everyone made that stupid fake rumor how I "fucked" your mum? Well, It wasn't fake =O

Miyuki
05-14-2007, 06:47 PM
wow, i just realized. i don't care! :p

Seal_master
05-14-2007, 07:07 PM
beam me up god

Miyuki
05-14-2007, 07:13 PM
ACHOO!!! okay, i'm good. :D

Seal_master
05-14-2007, 07:17 PM
whats that about poision frogs

Miyuki
05-14-2007, 07:21 PM
what's that about you?

Sakatsu
05-14-2007, 07:25 PM
Remember how we lost all that money in that buisness we created that you invested your lifes savings in? Yeah, I took it and spent it all on crack and whores to entertain me...funny though, it didn't last very long...wasn't enough money.


*dies*

XD

Seal_master
05-14-2007, 07:25 PM
watch how many beers i can chug