View Full Version : Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted Holiday edition

11-25-2006, 12:43 PM
Same as the last one but holliday wishes

I wish for 8 reindeer heads

11-25-2006, 03:27 PM
granted but they take your head

i wish for a laptop

11-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Granted, but it weighs a ton.

I wish I could be with all my family for the holidays.

11-25-2006, 07:01 PM
Granted, but it weighs a ton.

I wish I could be with all my family for the holidays.

granted, but their all ea, and you spend the entire time at a cemetery.

I wish for egg nog, 'cause it's incorruptable

11-25-2006, 07:03 PM
Granted, but it's poisoned and you die.

I wish everyone Happy Holidays!

11-25-2006, 07:40 PM
Granted, but your own holidays suck.

I wish for a $1500 gift card to Best Buy.

11-25-2006, 07:42 PM
Granted, but everything at best buy costs $1500x2.

I wish for snow.

11-25-2006, 07:51 PM
this needs to be locked

11-25-2006, 07:54 PM
Granted, but it buries your house and you can't get out for a month until it melts, at which point it floods your house and all your stuff is ruined. (God, I'm cruel.)

I wish I had an army of elves that did anything I told them to.

11-25-2006, 07:56 PM
Granted, but they are to short to do anything they are told to do.

I wish for holiday chocolate.

11-25-2006, 07:58 PM
Granted, but a hobo breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish I was Santa Claus.

11-25-2006, 08:00 PM
Granted, your too fat to do anything.

I wish for prosperity.

11-25-2006, 08:04 PM
Granted, but the prosperity goes to an Italian family (you never said prosperity for you).

I wish for prosperity for myself and my family.

11-25-2006, 08:08 PM
Granted, but everyone goes after you and your family to get prosperity.

I wish for a beautiful tree on X-mas.

11-25-2006, 08:10 PM
Granted, but you get nothing else.

I wish I owned Santa's toy factory.

11-25-2006, 08:16 PM
Granted, but now it's in bankruptcy.

I wish for a candy cane.

11-25-2006, 08:39 PM
Granted, but it tastes terrible.

I wish I was an elf.

11-25-2006, 09:02 PM
Granted, but then you die due to heart failure.

I wish for fruit cake.

(Ps. <3 for copying my topic)

11-25-2006, 10:10 PM
granted, but some how, this fruit cake taste good 0.0

I wish for an ostrich

Kekkei Genkai
11-25-2006, 10:51 PM
What does an ostrich have to do with the holidays lol. But anyway. Some Australian ranger comes and takes it away.
I wish that our Christmas cookies tasted better.

11-25-2006, 11:18 PM
Granted, but now they taste too good and you end up eating all of them.

I wish for a new anime to watch.

11-25-2006, 11:20 PM
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish Winter break was longer than three weeks. <.<

11-25-2006, 11:22 PM
Granted, but rember, that's time you have to spend with your sister

I wish they didn't take my ostrish away :(

Kekkei Genkai
11-25-2006, 11:40 PM
Granted, the ranger comes back with an ostrich. But now he also brings back a wombat, koala, jackal, kangaroo, a bushbaby and tasmanian devil.

I wish that we didn't have to waste milk and cookies for santa at Christmas Eve.

11-25-2006, 11:41 PM
Granted, because Santa doesn't exist!

I wish everyone would realize that. <.<

Kekkei Genkai
11-25-2006, 11:44 PM
Granted, everyone does, but they don't want the little children to cry.
I wish I didn't have a project due tommorow.

11-25-2006, 11:45 PM
Granted, but it's due today. o_O

I wish I had my soul back. <.<

Kekkei Genkai
11-25-2006, 11:52 PM
Granted. But it's corrupted and sold to the devil.

I wish I had more guitar tabs.

11-26-2006, 02:05 PM
Granted, but they are old ones...

I wish X-mas lasted 1 week.

11-26-2006, 02:09 PM
granted, but because we have to buy gifts for a week, The world has a second great depression.

I wish for people woul join the Elfen Lied fc

11-26-2006, 02:12 PM
Granted, but the club is burned to the groung before it happens...

I wish I could walk on water.

11-26-2006, 02:16 PM
granted, but you trip an end up drowning

I wish I knew how an fc burns down when it's on a forum

11-26-2006, 02:19 PM
Granted but you realize you dont care

I wish for a lap dance

11-26-2006, 02:20 PM
Granted, but it's by santa claus...

i wish for a holiday hat.

11-26-2006, 02:22 PM
granted, but it's filled with dog crap

I wish I could see out of my right eye

Nara Shikamaru
11-27-2006, 04:00 AM
Granted. But you'll lose the left one.

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted on holiday season. O_o

Kekkei Genkai
11-27-2006, 05:29 AM
Granted, but this wish you wish now doesn't work, and therefore, nothing can be done about the wish you wish for during the holidays. You can try.

I wish for nice quiet Christmas.

Nara Shikamaru
11-27-2006, 05:31 AM
Granted. But you'll have christmas in Antarctica, in the middle of nowhere.

I wish I get everything I ever wanted.

Kekkei Genkai
11-27-2006, 05:33 AM
Granted, but suddenly you feel generous so all the things you wish for goes to everyone else.

12-26-2006, 03:57 PM
uhh...you didn't make a wish....
i wish for an elf...(from santa's sweatshop....yep..you know he has one)

Black Chakra
12-26-2006, 11:42 PM
the elf turns evil and kill your..................your.............. COMPUTER

i wish for a 'Soul Slayer Sword'

12-27-2006, 02:28 AM
granted but you get kill
i wish it was x-mas everyday

12-31-2006, 05:50 PM
granted but summer vacation is taken away
I wish I wasn't afraid of snakes and spiders

12-31-2006, 05:51 PM
granted but it's only because you died from being scared
i wish someone nice would pm me

12-31-2006, 06:42 PM
granted but it turns out to be a pedioflie and you get raped

i wish that all my sins in the past and future were forgiven

12-31-2006, 06:55 PM
granted but..how can i corrupt this??? that's it you're not forgiven!! (j/k)
i wish i don't get sloshed this year

12-31-2006, 07:22 PM
granted but it will happen next year xD

i want sum hot choco. =3

12-31-2006, 07:25 PM
granted but it gets cold
i wish i can keep my new years resolution

12-31-2006, 07:29 PM
granted but they were stupid resolutions..o.o

i wish i would get better grades in math this year >.>''

12-31-2006, 07:39 PM
granted but you fail a differnet subject
i wish i could stop cursing as a new year's resolution (it's impossible i tried for like 2 years already)

12-31-2006, 08:07 PM
granted but you fail a differnet subject
i wish i could stop cursing as a new year's resolution (it's impossible i tried for like 2 years already)

granted, but you take up drinking in it's place....

I wish I could feel my toes....

12-31-2006, 08:09 PM
granted but now you can't feel your hands
i wish i didn't have so many parties planned tonight

12-31-2006, 08:11 PM
granted but now you can't feel your hands
i wish i didn't have so many parties planned tonight

granted, but because you don't have any parties to go to, you are at home, alone, and bored.....

I wish people weren't so obsessed with new year resolutions...

01-01-2007, 03:17 PM
granted but then chaos erupts instead
i wish i didn't have school tomorrow...

01-02-2007, 03:24 AM
granted but a time skips sends you into the future where you do have school

I wish I was not so confused about things @_@ lol