^I would wait until you're ready to take a shower and spread baby oil over the floor of the bathtub. You'd slip and crash to the floor, banging your head against the faucet and die of blunt force head trauma.

:]

how to kill kat......she's immune to everything.....

i tell a hilarious joke and u die from laughing *suffication*

make you choke on tequila
-gives you tequila-
why not try right now

live inside an x ray room and die of cancer

get steamrolled then breath in smoke from a cigarette. u ask for one and they say no. then have your parents come in, look at u in the hospital bed and laugh. have the person u crush on come in w/ a knife and stab u while your family laughs.

how to kill kat......she's immune to everything.....


LMAO. PRICELESS.

@above--

Umm...a lacrosse stick to the head? Maybe arsenic. Hm...

immune? hav him placed in a spaceship, go to outer space, travel through cosmo radiations and suffer endless physical mutation

You die at the age of 100.......and you died a virgin XD

you get you arms and legs cut off then itching powder is put all over your body

You die at the age of 100.......and you died a virgin XD

lmfao..... pwned



I ptu you in a very small box and poor all sorts of flesh eating insects all over you after smearing ground meat on yu'r skin

Tie you to the ground and continually pour buckets of pig waste until you drown.


PS: Would the person who responds after me really kill me...? :/

open ure skull and eat ur brain, while ur still alive!!! - Hannibal

takes a nut craker and cracks ur nut whill still a live then cut ur fingers off and shove them down your throht

^ ouch XD

takes out a katana & stabs u upwards from ur anus while twisting the katana round&round many times all the way until the katana shows up in ur mouth & then guts u open in ur stomach & clears everything out to see the glinting katana in ur stomach

skins you alive and pours a mixture of lemon juice lime juice salt and bleach on the wounds

By this.
http://www.swordsdirect.com/uc1258lg1.jpg

ow that would hurt

by nuke explosions

Sorry you been disconnted because a bomb.

ninetailsonic dies while getting run over by millions of fangirls trying to get to gaara, he of course was one of them but got tripped and got ran over so much he had bruises all over in which he had bloodloss.

put a water hose to your mouth and melt the water hose to your face.... then just turn it on....
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

haha i knoow you you must die

gets raped by sasuke. =O

^gets sucked into a black hole

*locks you in a room with naruto, who says "BELEIVE IT!!!!" over and over again, even if you kill him*

See you in hell sucker!!!

crushed by an attack of ravage garden gnomes

gnomes would never hurt me!!!!!!

burn you to death in a huge hot dark oven

(mmm... what smells good)

The oven backfires hitting you with the shrapenale in your vital organs

*beats you to death with a metal bat* teaches you to ruin my plan!!

my bloody corpse, with the bat in the head ,gets reanimated, runs towards you, grabs you, and the gnomes that failed, and ....................explodes..or implodes

gosh....... I'm freakin' out of ideas.... you get killed by.... having to listen to eminem really loud until yourhead explodes from his horrible music (if thats what you want to call that crap)

let's see... first, i'll kidnap you where no one rally notices that you're gone... and then put's you into sweet candy heaven where you eat so many candies and get tooth decay (i know this is dumb but i just want to make fun of you)... and then you realize that the candy you were eating was made from your loved ones' dead bodies (eeewww...) because you saw the pictures i posted on the candy boxes... and then, you threw up so bad... and then, you walked away to find the exit... but you were actually in a maze where your friends are actually playing too... then, a your best friend tried to kill you because that is the primary object of the game...

good thing for you, you escaped... still, you found out that there actually was no exit... you still didn't gave up... i tortured you with so many of my gadgets and machines and clones inside the building but you were still alive (bad grass has a long life)...

but actually, that's what you thought... because you're already in hell....
you were killed by an unfortunate accident (where your loved one carries a tray of sharp knives from upstairs and walks down the staircase and tripped and you, who was actually walking upstairs catches the knives with your body) ...

Take you into a dark, isolated room and strap you to a board. Tilt the board so that you're not only at a slight slope, but your feet are above your head. Then poor water from your feet and across your face. You won't drown, but you mind thinks you are drowning and starts to panic and cause strange things to your body. Then, after you've suffered from that for 24 hours, start scrapping off the first layer of skin in 2 x 4 in. rectangles every five minutes. After that is done, distribute a fine layer of salt across your exposed flesh, then scrape the pus off with a rusted knife.

From there, take you off the board and put iron cuffs around your wrists. Suspend you three feet off the ground and spreading your wrists so that there's at least a yard between them. While you're hanging around (might as well add some humor :p), beat you with a bull whip and/or a metal chain. After a day or more of this, take the cuffs off and leave you in the dark for five days (water is a necessity to live, of course, so the floor is kept nice and moist for you to suck the moisture off of it). When that is finished, take you to a new room and leave you there until you die of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, etc. Or, if I was feeling generous, I'd inject you with lethal doses of rat poison.

oh dear..... i didn't dare to read the rest... i don't like to die that way.....

for you, i'll just pray that you wouldn't die... (unfortunately, everyone dies at some point in time, so, too bad for you... XD)

oh dear..... i didn't dare to read the rest... i don't like to die that way.....

It was nothing personal, I assure you. :p
I'm just in a very bad mood.

Anyways:

I'd shoot you at the base of your head.

Oh... okay then....

still, i'd jump on your stomach like how i jump on my soft bed when i was still ten...

^ insaniac :p

i would tie your legs behind your head and throw you off a steep hill, and if that don't work, i'd just shoot you

i'd still be alive coz i'll juz roll over like a ball in that position....

i'd just stab your heart right out....

die alone.... *shivers*

i'd rip you to shreads with my bare hands or my katana

i'd call itachi to put u in the tsukiyomi and let him torture then when you wake up, he'll chop ur head off

ill make a old man do something with you until you die hehehe

kill all the things you hold dear, watch you either go into rage or depression then i'll put you outta your misery

Drowning with a swordfish stuck up ur whoohoo in the artic ocean

I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR MAKING THIS THREAD :D

*takes BakatariGringo by the skull with one hand, and drives a sai right into his forehead. as he shutters, and coughs up blood/dies, i swiftly grab my katana, and slice his head off*

1.shove rusty nails up ur bum
2.put u in a room w/ micheal jackson
3.perform chineese acupuncture
4 bash the needles through ur skin one by one with a aluminum bat
5. leave ur bloody but alive self tied up next to a colony of amazonian fire ants

Death by elephant penetration. Nuff said.

Looking me in the eye.

introducing u to some of my friends at skool ^_^

stab a knife in the heart and shoot her 20 times ....

slice ur head and mount on display on a wall over a fire

Laying you on a bed of nail was putting rocks over you, driving you slowly into the nails. I'd then pull you up and burn your wounds shut. Repeat until dead.

force u to live michael jackson

feed to rabid mole weasles

*takes out japanese steal, walking towards Tookaipai, sneaking quietly up behind him. Holding steal in one hand, i pull out 2 ninja stars with other hand. Throws both ninja stars at his neck, just barely cutting him, just so he can turn around. That's when I pierce him in the right lung with my katana. I then swipe my sword sideways just about cutting him in half, in the same motion kicking his kneecap, breaking his knee. While collapsing from broken knee, I use my japanese steal to take off his head*

:D

force u to live where i live

Die by the hands of Akuma.

die by the hands of.....ME!!!

met my friend megan

meet my neighbor shanna

Being over taken my the flesh eating pink easter bunnies who have a plot to one day rule the worl and enslave all humans !

... Meet Earl-sama

1. Have you're limbs ripped in diffrent directions by horses
2. Stab you five times
3. Put you on metal crusher untill you die.

go call mara

oh that's just evil....

Chop your head off.

^ i know! ^_^

rip u to shreads with my bare hands

bite your hands off and rape you and eat your pocky.

get all 5 of my brothers swords and slice n dice u

Show you a picture of Orochimaru in a bikini.

leave u in a room with my neighbor hannah

I'd leave you with George W.

^ *kills myself* lol

show u a picture of itachi in a thong

[>.> whats bad about that?]

I'd put a sword through your head.

(many things!)

drown u in my pool

[He's smokin' and could pull it off.]

I'd drown you in pudding.

(sweet! pudding rulez!)

i drown u in ice cream

^^^ I might be lactose intolerant. ;_;

I'd choke you with a cordless phone.

id leave u in a room with micheal jackson

i'd leave u in a room with me and my evilness! >=)

*slowly pulls japanese made steal out from sheeth with right hand. (i'm sorry miyuki, but it's time to go) takes deep breathe as i walks slowly and quietly toward miyuki, she has no idea what is about to happen.... i grip my katana tightly, holding it upsidedown and sneaking up to her, now standing right behind her, i grab her side with my left hand as i hold my steal blade to her throat, and ask if she wants to die! waiting a moment or two for her reply, she says nothing.... I then assume she wants to taste my blade... I then drive my razor sharp blade into her throat and pull it swiftly to the side, killing her instanly, without pain*

i would have tied him in a chair make him listen for 5 days in a row the ninja turtles theme,make him watch in tv you-gi-oh for 5 days.No food,no water eventually he would start eating his lips from hunger and then i would give him the final blow.Watch Opra for 1 week bouhahahahahhaha

ask all my brother and sisters to help me kill kaine

i'm here cool howdya want my help

*slowly sneaks up on TKP and stabs katana through the neck*

REPLACEMENT JUTSU hah you stabbed a log, u think im that stupid, you would never ask for our help thats why i sent a log clone out

*ish bloodthirsty so i'm not listening* *continues to swip katana at u*

*watches from a difference* wow ur chopping a log, throw it in the fireplace once ur done okay

*summons meteors to hit everywhere*

Im in space dipwad

*summons blackholes everywhere*

*slowly sneaks up and Miyuki with a chain gun. Then grab her quickly, press the gun to her head and pull the trigger.* all in all a painless death!

simple. slice head off with scythe, then slice n dice his body

kick you then rape you.

smash ur head in with a mallet

Make fan boys chase after you!

(how evil!!!)

get a big gun and shoot it through ur head

wow u both r really evil ... cool :)

doesn't kill sakura cuz of the comment

Same here.

kills u with explosive

Rape you then send you into space with nothing on!

(what's with u with that!?)

locks u in a closet with deadly snakes

Be stuck in a room with me (the horror!)

slam u into a spiked wall. heheeheheh

Die in a huddle of men, lol.

introduce u to my psychoic friend

Stab your friend, lol.
Die at the hands of your friend before he dies at mine, lol.

Rambles on about athiesm

die by my swords!

stab with a stick.. xP

impaled through the urethra by an arsenic drenched needle.

*Waits ontop of a Ero's house unexpectedly. As he aproaches, I drop a 30LB rock on top of his head, breaking his neck instantainously.*

Rip off his eyebrow piercing, then knocking him unconscious, then stuffing him into a dark, dank room and locking the door, waiting for the wound to get infected. Then I unleash a pack of rabid, disease-infested rats into the room to finish him off.

*Runs up on him from behind, clubs him in the head with a baseball bat. Toss him into a potato sac filled with maggets. Then, taking him to a dark, damp room. I then tie him to a chair, and wait for him to regain his consciousness. I then begin to hit every single toe he has with a hammer, starting from his pinky toes. After every single toe is smashed, I place his feet in a bucket of water,and then pour a bucket of water over his head. Using to Jumper cables that are hooked up to a generator, I then clamp them to his crusty ass nipples and electrocute him until he starts to smoke from the ears, and then catches fire....*

Cuts his limbs one by one starting with the fingers. Slices his ***** off bit by bit. Then just before he dies throws salt all over him.

i'd just have arnold schwarzeneger or whatever come terminate you with a machine gun.

Anal rape with a cactus.

@LN LMFAO HAAHAHAHAH

Tie you down and have two of my sexy B*****S heel stomp you on both your Balls

go call my friend and then we can both kick ur ass!

Death by dialog....seriously I know someone that could probably do it if you are locked in a room with him for 24hrs....you will kill urself

show u some of the ugliest things and then slice ur head off

if this person above me is a boy squeeze his testicles.....!!!!!

too bad, i'm a girl!! *cuts ur head off by gullitone*

"makes you chug 2 gallons of water within 5 mins"

make u eat 50 hot dogs under 5 minutes

One word. Fangirls....or Fanboys.

"Pulls off ur helmet and kicks you out into the cold emptiness of space"

shoot ur frickin head off!

death by ramen

death by me! >=)

nooooooooooo the horror lol

death by me! mwhahahah

oh, the evilness...-_-;

death by mara!!

death by saying hi :p

goudge their eyeballs out with a rusty spoon and stick them down their throught and break there nose... they sufficate.... hahaha

cut you up with a razor all over..tie u to the back of a truck, drive you through a salt smeered road to hell.

says hi again but with an evil tone :D

death by ugly boys!

death by screaming fan girls and boys

getting hit by a wheelborrow then die. (for any freaking reason) =p

shameful death lawl XD

death by getting hit with a toilet seat from a space station

eerrr...pull your hair out poke your eyes out...chop up your head hang it up in a tree and takes a bat and hit it over and over....then cut your stomach open take all your organs and guts and feed it to the animals.....>.>....

death by coloring lol no longer black and white

eerrr.....scratch you on your face over and over until you die of shameness...cuz you have so0o0o many unhealable scars...
and then put you into a meat pulping thing and pulp you up...
and then make you into sausages and sell them to people....hehe...

eerrr.....scratch you on your face over and over until you die of shameness...cuz you have so0o0o many unhealable scars...
and then put you into a meat pulping thing and pulp you up...
and then make you into sausages and sell them to people....hehe...

well as long as i taste good i guess that ok :p

*coughs spam....*
uh...chop you up and gril you...

chop on finger/toes at a time and let you bleed to death

slice ur head off and mount it on display on my living room wall

Death by Idle hands

death by little kids

just stabs you over and over..but not hitting your death spot....when im bored ill hit you in the head or something

hrmm what is the worst death for the person above me..
well that would be

raped (every way) then shot in teh head while rape is happening..


for me to kill sasuke girl..its gonna be death by waffles..ill feed wa waffles all the time..>.>


but

uh...peels your banana head and eat you

poke u, then when u turn away i'll set u on fire and laugh

Dig your heart out with a wooden spoon and shank you with a spork.

Rip out your ovaries and let you bleed to death.

pins u to a tree and practice my aim with sharp knives

make u watch opra for 50 hours in a row...

my sis says being eaten by teh gnomes

Removing every hint of Star Ocean in Miyuki's home...
How ya like me now, HUH?

*bites ur kneecaps to death*

plant explosives in ur skin

fall into a pit full of rusted pipes...

The entire uchiha clan to 0wn him

my other sis says being stuck in a room in a me and her

while in the room with the sisters, My kage bushin releases a deadly poison into the air

i would slowly carve away yur stomache/ insides with a spoon and feed them to my dog while you watched. very exciting, i know.

give her the most hideous looking avi

i'd lock you in a room with u tied up in a chair and i'd take a knife and cut off every single thing of your body one at a time while you scream.
first all your fingers and toes, then your nose and tongue and eyes, and then your boobs, and the i'd throw you outside naked, then pour gasoline all over u and the drop a match on u and stab you with a butcher knife 50 times and if you're alive, i'll lock you in a room again with rabid dogs with so sharp then when the bite your ear, the rip the skin of your head too.and you're still alive, i'll burn your face on the stove.and to top it i'd take u in the backyard a with a chainsaw and cut you open.the i'll stab u again with a katana and then finnally, i just shoot you in ur cheast, legs, and then last but not least your head.then i'd leave u in my shed when u r dead for later entertainment.

how do u like that, Miyuki?
i think that was my best on yet.:cool:

put u in a room with my 3 onii-chans. u will not be alive after that experience.

Fangirls. Bunches of them. Rabid...zombie-like.

Stranger Danger!

death by teh flying pancakes of doom!

watch opra and listen to gorgoroth for 24 hours in a row

watch rachael ray for 48 hrs.

Watch Kazam.....just once

make you watch Inuyasha over and over lol j/k

^ i wouldn't mind that, then i can see the episodes i mised

die by rotten food!

die by slapping rofl

die by acorns! lol

die by the iKnife lol

die by evil doors!

die by evil chipmunks

die by evil pillows.

die by evil zombies lol

die by gaara lol

die by teh spork of doom!

die by drowning

die by annoying siblings!

Die by Kunai

die in a flood!

what you want me to drown :(

die from me after i save u from the flood

what you want me to drown :(

no i'm just playing this game lol

die by a fire

lol miyuki
Die by listening to the song barbie girl over and over

die by itachi

die by....ME!!!!

die by itachi

ALRIGHT thats how i wanna go lol

death by ET

death by ugly vampire

death by ugly vampire

damn he couldnt be somewhat cute oh well

death by Nightroad

noooo! lol

die by naruto lol

no what lol

that would be a horrible death lmao

death by Tsunade o.O

death by INO!!!

die by....ME!!!!

that lol

yay lol
death by intoxication!

ackkkk

death by ORO since i cant spell it lmao

noo! lol
death by starvation

death by eating to much

Slaughter by the Bregan D'arthe Drow mercenaries

death by sephiroth!

death by a cannibal

@Miyuki alright he is hot too lol

death by goku lol

death by cloud and his big ass sword

ouch that is a big sword lol

death by Sesshomaru

killed by the ugliest person alive!

thats not fair lol

Death by Genesis (so much cooler then Sephiroth)

is too lol

death by auron and his huge katana

is not lol

is not lol

ish too lol

death by a horde of ugly people lol

[QUOTE=TsunadeChaos;1202659]ish too lol

is not lol

death by all the pretty people

Death by prison sex

Death by prison sex
wow.....


death by something i fear most

death by a horde of itachis

Death by Mind Flayer

death by a horde of itachis

ALRIGHT send em all my way lol

death by a horde of ORO's lol

Oro to weak...counters...death by sasuke

death by Madara

death by rock lee

ack lol

death by Gai

Death by...
.....
.......
...........
........................................ ......ummm..........
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Tsunade's big boobs!

death by anything non-naruto related!

lol death by Kisame

death by.......ummm....a flock of sheep?

Death by...
.....
.......
...........
........................................ ......ummm..........
........
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Tsunade's big boobs!

i think men would love that death lol

lol death by Kisame

oh no lol

death by ice cream

death by cookies

i would eat the ice cream..

ill smother you in hugs..and tickles...with a bannana

hey thats not a death thats fun lol
j/k

death by chocolate

@itza lol
death by implosion

Death by stupidity

death by candy

Death by nipple pinch

lol @ nipple pinch
death by an earthquake

death by something....hideous...

Death by meteor

death by superman

Death by Batman

death by spiderman lol

death by the hulk

Death by Wolverine

cool lol

death by pikachu