death by mudkipz

death by a catfish

death by a pedobear

death by a polar bear

death by loss of your organs

death by chaos lol

death by me lol

death by the real chaos

death by commentgasm lol

death by Mystik

death by miyuki

death by katana

death by water

death by kisses lol

lol death by kisses from ugly people

lol death by kisses from the pretty people

death by kisses from the pretty people

hey i already said that lol

i know but it was your turn lol
@death by a bus

death by a car

death by a shoe string

death by a whip

death by suffication

o.O thats violent lol

death by hershey's kisses

death be electrocution lol

death by cake

death by an angel

death by a devil

death by zombies

death by vampires

death by sewer rats

death by Sasuke

death by Anko O.o

death by Karin

Death By Akamaru

*slowly pulling out Japanese Steal, while running towards BakatariGringo. Jumping into the air, while in the air I fully pull my sword out, and come down ontop of him. My Katana impales itself into his shoulder, and down through his stomach. The Katana is poking out of his abdomen, and he is now screaming in pain, wondering what the fuck has just happened. That's when I take out two Shurikens and pelt BakatariGringo in both of his eyes, one Shuriken to each eye. As he starts to fall to the ground barely still alive, I pull my Blade out of his body, and swipe it in the air cleaning off all the blood, which so happens to get get on Mystik's pretty clothes. I walk away happy with my kill*

Death by Bob Barker

I use my favorite way... dig your heart out with a wooden spoon.

Again, tear out your ovaries! >=D

*Throws XBOX 360 out the window of a 45 story building*

Whoops, I guess no more Halo for you.

But I don't have an Xbox 360. So ha.

As for your death, I chain you to the spot where that 360 is gonna land. Have fun.

death by sporks! >=)

hacked to death with a weedeater

sliced to death with a spoon while eating cafeteria food...*shudders*

Take you to a jungle where there are army ants, bury you up to your neck, and watch as they slowly eat you to death!

Getting giardia from a tainted river while eating 400 bottles full of laxotives.

Die from implosion!

easy bury them in a closet filled with nothing but stinking shoes filled with rabid rats and fleas.

gets shot in the leg while in a freezer...but is still alive...damn...then blows up the freezer making them expload into a million peices XD! wish we could've been friends...XD

death by TNT!!

Albel kills you

death by me and Albel!

Death by.........CHOKING ON A PEANUT!!!!

^lol, original

death by eating endless burnt toast

Albel kills u again

kitty wouldn't kill me, he knows better.

get kitty, angel, and cape man to kill u

mobbed by squirrles

mobbed by old ladies >=)

my minons kill u

^ u have no minions

have my e-family kill u

Have "Horrie Torrie" as u call her kill u

she couldn't kill a fly

have momo kill u

No not momo... Well ill have master chief kill you

get my my 3 onii-chans to kill u

Ill go Jason Bourne on u and kill u myself

i'd go Albedo on u and kill u

I'll go barney and hug you to death........"shivers at the thought"

Death by an EXTREME case of diarrhea...

Mobbed by squirrels

death by me pushing u off a cliff

Death by Mosquitoes

mobbed by squirrels

Behind her, Boris stood holding her pick-axe, the blade stabbed through Emo Ninja’s head. One of Emo Ninja’s eyes fell from her head as her body toppled from the balcony. It landed with a sickening thud, her bones cracking from the fall.
Miyuki simply sighed. She’d saved the group, but she had officially killed someone in the Royale. Looking over the balcony, she saw a disgusting bloody mass attached to a twisted body. It sickened her, and she turned and vomited. Lifting her head, she saw Boris.

Omg hai ^___^ I’m Ai-san and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^

When I walked onto Tokyo street =^____^=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 3333333333333333333333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó)” then sasuke held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!! (^________<) ^_________________^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

being flayed with a meat slicer and then fed to sasuke for loving him to much.

Mobbed by squirrels... my favorite

^ slow death of too much sex o.o;

...........Um........ *Writes name in deathnote* U die of heart attack.

...but lives was brought back to life, takes the death note book and chews on the pages

I guess ill do this the easy way...*Pulls out rocket launcher*

jams the rocket launcher's hole witha potato.......[classic]

Damn... Fine. Ur makin me do this. *Calls master chief to kick ur ass*

* but his phone doesnt work,* guess he'll have to switch his network to cingular in order to call masterchief
in the mean time, i planted c4 in ir underwear while u were sleeping....say bye bye

3.2.1.Bomb defused. Counter Terrorists win.

"Throws a plasma gernade onto ur crotch"

Mobbed by squirrels

mobbed by chipmunks

O.o eaten alive by a swarm of hungry mole rats

Burned by Mustang

kill him with a chainsaw ...

Smacked to death with Ham.

*Pokes and you die* Ha

Pokes you in the overies. You died.

Mauled by a a grizzly bear with Teretz and rabies

Death by Spam

stabs with katana*

Death by Taco fart backed up with Macaroni and Chees with a healthy side of Baked beans

*pulls out japanese steal. walks up to him from behind. slices off of of his arms, and then starts beating him with it. once he is beaten unconscious, i tie him to a 5 foot rope that is tied to the back of a truck. i then get inside of this truck and start to drive really fast over gravel, and dirt, for about 5 minutes. finally, i tie ankle wights to his feet, put him in a sac, and dump in a river*

just my normal routine. slice his head off and throw the body off a cliff

Yea,you know how in some Samurai movies when one Samurai loses and has to stab himself while you cut his head off? Well,when the person stabs himself,i'll just walk away and let that person bleed to death =]

throw into the pits of hell ^_^

dipped in boiling wax

*Writes name in Deathnote* Die of a heart attack

death by me and JP ^_^

when you go to sleep tonight a worm will crawl up your nose... this worm will eat into your brain cavity... this worm will not kill you but this worm will bore itself into a very sensative part of your brain that will cause you excruciating pain... as you grasp your head from the pain you will cause a blood vessel to rupture draining into your throat from your sinus cavity and you shall slowly drown in your own blood!

shit... thats .... wow...
i push u off a cliff

that's my thing!

death by momo

NO NOT MOMO!
Fine death by my shinigami

death by Mustang

Death by Itachi

death by Envy

death by scar

I'll use the "Thousand Years of Pain Jutsu"on you until you can't take anymore and your head explodes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

death by master chief

death by our President O__O

Death by the vice-president!...And thats a little more believeable

Death by the Death God jutsu...but i'd probably die too O__O

Suffocate him in a coffin full of fart that smells like fish oil and eggs.

Shoots with rocket.

Wrap your head in smelly sweaty gym socks.

shot by a deer...how ironic

Tie you with ropes flat on your back... place a tire on your legs and set it on fire... let that tire burn till its nearly gone then before the tire goes out place another tire on your torso and let it catch on fire slowly making a path to your head.

Death by 1000 paper cuts

Tell you stories of my days in WW2

Man I wish there were some more grusome ideas going on this one.... look all these hours of testing my theories and not only that but the loss of my hearing due to all the screams really disappoints me... but hey I will continue to dish out the most grusome of deaths for everyone trying not to copy what I did to the last...

Now for the next death....I am going to place you in a sarcophagus and pour 5 gallons of chiggers in with you and seal you inside...so that they very slowly ingest you bit by bit...very slowly and painfully and just to make sure that you dont die of suffacation I am going put in 3 air holes.

death by..............constipation

death by 1000 needles

chainsaw time

death by Vegnagun

Skinned and drained of blood, then eaten by Hannibal Lecter

Blood sucked by a vampire

I'll take liqued nitrogen and start at the feet... pouring some and then chisling a piece of your body away a little at a time start at the feet so it is more painful

burned alive then thrown into a wood chipper and fed to the cats

burn their shit too!

Pour honey all over your body and let fire ants eat at you. Just before you would die from shock I would use a sharpend rake and slice up ur body and then pour salt into ur open wounds and then pour mercury into ur eyes

death 100000 volts

Death by AIDS hammer.

Take you and tie weights to your body then throw you in a vat of rancid pig guts where you die of asphixiation

Death by being smashed by tons of Life Savers candy

^Well thats ironic

take a thin wire.... wrap it around your body and attach it to a wench and slowly crank the wench until your body is cut to pieces

^ tie your legs to a car and drive really fast while terrorists throw their poop at you screaming "ALALALALALALALALA" until they decide to put a grenade in your mouth and sing "Pop goes the weasel" muwahahahaha

Get killed by a Proxy

^ get 500 fireants shoved down your throat and let them eat your insides. muwahahahaha

death by a book XD lol

listening to me sing xD

ew, evil!

listen to my brother sing

death at the hands of: DUN DUUN DUUUUUN!!!!!! ...ME :D

death by the hands of me, my e-family, my battle partner and my siblings XD

getting shot by a bird...

getting shot by a turtle

getting trapped in one of Jigsaws games,until you can't take it anymore and you saw your leg off and eat it,then saw your other leg off and eat it,and then saw your left arm and eat it,then realize you can't cut anything else and die of bordem...
muwahahaha :)

death by me throwing tons of daggers that're lit on fire at u, slice ur head off,
tie ur body to a car to be dragged off somewhere, throw ur head in a fire, and
smile innocently as if nothing has happened. XP

You getting chased by 20 guys with spears,and while your running you look back,and not noticing that i jump infront of you with 5 other guys with spears and you run into the spears,and the 20 guys with spears all stabbed you,and then we tie your feet,and hang you up a tree and take a stick and hit you like a pinata until you bleed a lot then we take you down and roast you over an open fire and eat you while you are still alive. lmao

death by the angel of death!

getting horned to death by 50 wild deers

death by ur brains being blown out by me

your brains blow up when you don't know wat: 5 x 8 - 13 + 47 -25 + 3 x 10 - 18 - 14 x 9 -15 + 20 is <---lmao xD

it's -60

death by KOS-MOS kicking ur ass

holy shiznit,you did the problem xD

ok,death by singing chipmunks

death by opera

death by a falling piano,but then you get back up and then 5 Nazis shoot you and your still alive,and then little boys push you down a cliff and your still alive until an elephant falls on you... O__O

death by a door slamming into ur face XD

death by my awsome dancing moves O____O

death by my awesome drawings o_O

death by my evil army of bunnies

death by S_m's chibis

you bleed from your nose,then your eyes bleed,then your belly-bottom bleeds,then your ears bleed,then your mouth bleeds,then your nails bleed and start sceaming,then your hair starts flying everywhere and then your stomach says "OMG why are you letting me bleed?!?!" then you scream and spontaniously combust...

lmao

death by explosives planted in ur skin

death by Michael Myers in his upcoming movie "Halloween",coming out August 31, lmao

Death by crap that was realeased from a space shuttle that Some how made it through the atmosphere and flies into ur mouth

I'm gonna make you sleep with a sleeping pill then shoot you to death in the left eye... Burn your house and throw some grenades... Good luck surviving

kills u with rocket 4 having same avi
guess ill change mine

ties you to a chair and forces you to cut yourself with a razor blade

tie your arms and legs to a chair and keep punching you,and them start kicking you,then spit at you and laugh and then throw acid at you and watch you burn and then throw gasoline on you then then light you on fire

death by 10000 needles

raped to death by a jellyfish....ahh tentacles!!!!!

death by me freezing u and shattering u with a hammer

death from above,meaning while your walking you stop,you look up and i fall on you lmao

death by Sin

drops a piano on you from 80 stories high

run over you with an army of cows

death by me dropping a penny on ur head off the Empire State building

death by the U.S Marines

death by a cactus

death by a snake crawling in your nose and then takes a wrong turn and comes out of your ass with blood all over itself,and then the snake slithers out and you die on the spot!

damn.....

death by a tapeworm

omg gross,considering they can strecth like 3ft...omg,...

death by crucifixtion O__O

Death by getting infected with the zombie virus thing and Leon shoots your head off but then tentacles come out if ur head so then ur a pain in the ass to kill but eventually die from leaons shotgun

death by orochimaru

death by killing urself

falling head first on 1,000 needles =]

Thrown in a fire pit

being eaten alive :D

being eaten alive by humans

getting caught in the net by fishes...how ironic
and then they throw you in a pot of boiling oil,and your screaming,but they stuff 2 pairs of sox in your mouth,then hit you over the head with a mallet,but your still avlie so they shoot you with a harpoon and you die laughing... o__O

3 words....WTF?
Forced to listen to country music and u die

rapped to death by octopus's...tentacles >.<

raped by jellyfish

your legs are slowly being sawed
and then your head is being pushed under water constantly then in the end we slowly cut your haert out and feed them to the dogs...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SiJjow6AJEM
watch that ehehehehehe :D

death by teh fishes

smashed in the face by a gorilla o__O

Death by Ninja Squirrels and Ninja Chipmonks

your mom killed you

Lindsay Lohan forces you to sniff 4 bags of cocaine,but your still alive after the 4th bag,and then she throws you out the window,then she kicks you in the face,then you punch all her fake teeth out,then Hilary Duff comes and saves you,but then you realize that she has a tazer and she uses it on you and then she bites ur neck and pulls a chunk of something out,and your staring in shock as she's eating your "neck-meat" and then she chops your head off with a sword...lmao

i will put on fire and just watch you burn.

cut u and watch u bleed

Throw you into a pool full of pirahnas.

throw u in a pit of poisoned spikes

I would destroy your world, all your efforts.
Take your job. Your family and friends.
Strip away any and all things precious.
And only when you are shriveling in your despair will I throw your pathetic existence into a pit and let you rot.

make u emo and kill urself O.o

death by having kadaj make u an exploding sammich and force u to eat it

i will tie you to a tree,peel your skin and you'll watch me wear it before you die lmao

whack with a spiked bat until u die

push you on an escalator going down,and see your body go through the escalator muwahahaha

OH NOZ,its Miyuki again :O

go kamakazi on u

tie you to a tree,and throw banana pies at you,then start throwing DVD players at your face until you get all numb.Afterthat, I'll kick you continuiously until you can't take anymore,then i'll take a pin,stab you in the stomach with it,and just run it down your stomach until it reaches your belly-button,then ill cut your belly-bottom open and watch as a whole lot of blood comes pouring out,and then i'll peel the skin from your face and wear it like Leatherface did,and then i'll laugh while i untie you from the tree and throw you down a cliff...

yea i was thinking "WTF" when i wrote this...

lol

death by old spoiled milk

puking in the toilet until you see your heart come out

LMAO

drown u underwater

(i'm losing ideas >_<)

while your drowning me and take you down with me O__O

(i've got plenty,you'd imagaine what a 16 yr. old could come up with lol...)

not cool

kick ur face to release me and continue to drown u

then i'll do a summersalt,back-flip and kick you in the tub then i'll throw a blow-dryer in it muwahahaha *Zpt Zzppt* <--zapping noises?!?!

throw u into a tornado

OMG lol!

ok...cut your hand and throw you into the ocean,you'll know wat happens next :D

whack a sludge hammer over ur head and drag u to the ocean

have my buddies Pikachu,Charmander and Mew talk a walk with you...and no one will ever hear from you again

throw into a burning building with no escape routes

have the Yakuza mob boss and his gang chase you down in downtown Tokyo and when they get you,they tie you upside down to a tree and laugh at you and call you a goat and a gorillas nipple,then they'll set you on fire while singing "Pop goes the Weasel"

push u off a cliff

not before i do it to you first :O

blows u up

teleport you millions of years to the past where dinosaurs ruled,and let you get eaten by a Tyrannosarus rex :D

vanish u to the sun

inject you with a Naruto virus which makes you love Naruto soo much that you'll think your him and begin to pick a fight at the police station until one of the cops shoots you out the window with his shotgun

Oh My :O

call garra and have him kill u

look at your sig,i have my arms around your neck waiting to snap it O__O

snap ur back in half

have a catapult launch me at 350mph and my head will go through your stomach and out the back...muwahahaha

poison all the food u eat

i'll make a voodoo doll out of you,and then when i throw it up,you suddenly jump up for no reason.The when i set the doll on fire,you catch on fire,but when i get the fire out,you wont be on fire anything.The i'll make the voodoo doll run into a tree,and so will you,and i'll keep doing it for 5 min.Then i'll set the doll down for a minute and do something.Then about 3 min. laster i'd fall on the voodoo doll,and your face will squish up and pop :D

make a voodoo doll of u and stabs tons of needles and smacks the doll with a bat until u die

make a voodoo doll of you and bit the head off *crunch crunch*

make a voodoo doll of u and throw it to the sharks

make a voodoo doll of you,and cut your arms out,and then your arms will fall out for no reason and you go "WTF" then i'll tape the voodoo's mouth shut and all that comes out of your mouth is "Mmm Mmmm mmMMmmMmM",then i'll bash the voodoo's face with an iron hammer :D

smack u with a sign till u lose conscious and throw u off a cliff

shoot you in your sleep,and while your dead and not know it,you have a dream about heaven,and wonder why your having that dream,and then you try to wake yourself up by wiggling your big toe,but when you wiggle your big toe in real life,you also wiggle it in the dream and realize that it isn't a dream and go crazy when you find out your dead,then you fly to wear your body is laying and see me stealing your money,and you start swearing at me and sticking the middle finger at me but i can't see it becasue your dead...

LMAO!!!!

wow...

shoot u till i get bored

tie you to a rocket ship and watch you blast off into space :D

tie u to a car and watch u being dragged off somewhere

I'll have Tom Cruise go Samurai on your ass xD