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Miyuki
08-14-2007, 04:59 AM
kill u myself

4EvEr-Kazekage
08-14-2007, 05:01 AM
meet face-to-face,and have a rope and a knife,you have the rope,i have the knife...then we'll see... xD

Miyuki
08-14-2007, 05:05 AM
no rope for me, i'd use my katana ^_^

push u into a car passing by

4EvEr-Kazekage
08-14-2007, 05:08 AM
push you into a hallways of crazy kids running by :O

Miyuki
08-14-2007, 05:09 AM
locks u in a room with no windows and let u suffocate

4EvEr-Kazekage
08-14-2007, 05:11 AM
throws you into a room full of...overly stressed people O__O

Kisame_Hoshigaki
08-15-2007, 04:34 AM
killed by an evil bunny :D

BakatariGringo
08-15-2007, 08:17 PM
Kills Kisame with a fish net

uchihafan808
08-15-2007, 09:26 PM
gets mobbed by boy bands and their fangirls...

Miyuki
08-15-2007, 09:37 PM
have kitty-kun kill u (albel)

SpaceMarine
08-15-2007, 09:38 PM
Poked to death

Kisame_Hoshigaki
08-15-2007, 10:52 PM
killed by Goku...SUPER SAIYAN mode :O

BakatariGringo
08-17-2007, 07:24 AM
Killed by Care Bears........

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 03:41 PM
killed by gummi bears

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 03:41 PM
killed by pee hole spiders

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 03:57 PM
killed by an anaconda

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 04:02 PM
killed via vaginal stabbing >_>

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 04:05 PM
killed by poison daggers

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 04:06 PM
killed by diereah

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 04:10 PM
killed by being shot with arrows that're on fire

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 04:12 PM
killed by drunk hill billys

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 04:13 PM
killed by my brother

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 04:34 PM
killed by have a dump truck dump ass chucks on you

Miyuki
08-17-2007, 04:50 PM
have the things u care most turn on u and kill u

Kisame_Hoshigaki
08-17-2007, 04:53 PM
being thrown into a pit of "Hilbillies" O__O

fieldscarcrow
08-17-2007, 05:07 PM
Killed by insanely fast masturabtion witch caused a fire and burned your house and everyone in it

Emo Ninja
08-18-2007, 01:45 AM
Death by crappy music

Jackman
09-29-2007, 11:54 PM
death by!!!.... death?

B|ack F|re Keeper
09-30-2007, 10:33 AM
Death by a friend using his own hands to take off his vital parts (yummy :D)

doubleself
09-30-2007, 11:01 AM
death by starvation after getting addicted to playing Devil May Cry and can't finish it hour and hour

BakatariGringo
09-30-2007, 01:04 PM
Death by locking you into an room just big enough for you to fit in after I drink a frew protein shakes and eat a lot of beans and protein bars. then I would fart into a funnel that leads into the room over and over. Death by methane gas poisoning.

Jackman
09-30-2007, 04:02 PM
you die by being stuffed with canned spam! eewwwww...

sakura_05
09-30-2007, 04:19 PM
i'd chop him up in small pieces and feed it to the wolves .

sheik
09-30-2007, 04:19 PM
you die from getting raped by Rosie O'Donnell repeatedly.

4EvEr-Kazekage
09-30-2007, 04:20 PM
killed by Scyther O_O

Jackman
09-30-2007, 04:21 PM
you get hit by a bus

ElementalNinja 19
09-30-2007, 04:56 PM
take a small and very dull pocket knife... tie you down and starting at your feet i will start carving pieces of you away little by little

doubleself
10-02-2007, 02:58 AM
tie you up
then spread pure H2So4 over your face
then pluck every single hair from your body, yeah..including the nose hair, pubic, bottom hair, feet, every single hair, with 5 seconds interval
then cut off your fingers one by one, with one hour interval
then cut off your toe one by one, with one hour interval
then make a necklace from your fingers and toes and send them via FedEx to your girl/boyfriend
then cut off your genitalia and send it to the national museum via FedEx
then stick a baseball bat to your bottom and make it stay there
then cut off your left leg
then cut off your right leg
then cut off your left arm
then cut off your right arm
then grind your left leg into a meat grinder and make meatballs with the meat
then give the left leg bones to my neighbor's dog
then grind your right leg into a meat grinder and sneak the meat into McD's meat storage
then put your right leg bones into your school locker
then grind your arms into a meat grinder and make it into barbeque, and throws a barbeque party and invite your friends to come
then create a state-of-the-art table using your hand bones as the table feet
then rip off your intsetines and give it to the alley cats
then rip off your head
then take out your eyes and color the pupil red to resemble the sharingan, and put them into a bottle
then skin your head and rip off all the head meat and muscles, cook them as curry, and give them to a hobo.
then extract your brain from your skull, and mix the brain with my cat food and give it to my cat. my cat likes it
then make some holes in your skull and put in a philips lamp on the brain cavity. it makes a great haloween lamp, or a night lamp.
then chop the rest of your body into little pieces, and spread the pieces with a jetplane all over New York city

ShikamaruShadows
10-02-2007, 05:58 AM
Slapped with a fish several times
Then tied up
And will be attacked by an army of Squirrels.

That's all I could think of.

4EvEr-Kazekage
10-02-2007, 03:16 PM
give you a swirly in the bathroom until you drown in your own doo-doo in the toilet O_O

Jackman
10-02-2007, 03:26 PM
you get som "alone time" with micheal jackson

skwee
10-02-2007, 03:34 PM
Tell chuck Norris that you think he sucks,and let him handle it.

-SassyLady-
10-04-2007, 04:34 PM
he or she dies of old age hehe hehe heheh!

doubleself
10-09-2007, 12:45 AM
Make you a star in Mondo's Happy Tree Friends mini shows...

doubleself
10-09-2007, 12:50 AM
Make you a star in Mondo's Happy Tree Friends mini shows...

queenofaliens85
10-12-2007, 12:35 AM
death by doubling the amounts of posts you post (who knew it could be lethal)

tenkaichymaster
10-12-2007, 12:50 AM
Well..
I ve got 3 scenarios... with a SAW style

1. First inject you some poison and i'll let you suffer 4 some time. then take a chainsaw and cut one of your body parts one by one strating with your fingers.

or

2. Lock you up in a room with poisoned spikes on the walls, and make them slowly come at ya and ill leave a knife on the center on the room for ya 2 use ur imagination.

or

3. Simply shot ya with poisoned darts and let you suffer, while i burn you with fire, while shooting with a machine gun at ya, and if you are still alive ill drown ya in a lake or a pond.

( I guess i am obsessed with poison je je je, sorry if i exagerated )

doubleself
10-12-2007, 08:36 AM
rip off your genitalia

dirk667
10-12-2007, 03:38 PM
k, heres what i got. Hang you on a wall. then pick off your finger nails one by one. and then your toe nails. then i would use a sander to sand off your nose. *remove from wall, and set on table* meticulously pick off every hair from your head. with electrified tweezers. >=]] then shave the skin off the back of your legs, and pour a bottle of alcohol on them. take a board with nails sticking out of it, rusty nails with non-lehtal poison ontop of you. every day ill come and put a brick on it. and another, and another. before it kills you, yank it off. submerge u naked in a freezing lake in michigan. then go swimming with aligators, hippos, and sharks. all at once. when your bottom half has been eaten, ill take your torso and slowly pull your entrails out and hang you from them. then shoot you in the head with a pistol. right between the eyes.

Miyuki
10-13-2007, 04:16 PM
Push you off a cliff and into a bed of really sharp nails.

sasuke_power
10-13-2007, 09:25 PM
hmmm slow deaths seem to be most painful. *Locks Miyukiin in a dark room full of torture machines and straps her (Im guessing your a she?) legs and arms to the wall with long ropes. The machines pull her body left and right until every bone is snapped and slowly but surely, her body is torn in 2

BakatariGringo
10-13-2007, 09:52 PM
I would just use a ice pick and stab you hundreds of times untill I would "finnaly find your heart" and then stab it.

SpaceMarine
10-13-2007, 09:54 PM
Feed ya to the Tyranids. 'Nuff said.

garra.
10-13-2007, 10:35 PM
Make you a spartan soilder,in 300.

Sincerely garra.

Miyuki
10-13-2007, 10:45 PM
Kill them by pervertedness, my style XD

doubleself
10-14-2007, 08:28 AM
kiss you until you can't breath no more

Scottyx
10-17-2007, 12:02 AM
Bound, hung upside down and having ur head ina pool of water while having a baseball bad shoved into ur ass..... erm... i hope that doesnt reflect my personality.....

darkangel0608
10-17-2007, 12:58 AM
be given to orochimaru butt naked to be consumed whole!

G
10-17-2007, 01:42 AM
^ beaten to death with a wet dildo

kluang
10-17-2007, 02:01 AM
get fucked by 10 hard gays.

darkangel0608
10-17-2007, 02:55 AM
^ put in prison w/ lots of horny inmates! LOL

dirk667
10-17-2007, 09:53 AM
shove pineapples up your ass for a week. then pull your jaw off, and use a mechanical hand to rip your heart out, without breaking the skin. then bury you in an ant hill while your still breathing.

BakatariGringo
10-17-2007, 07:04 PM
Death by Needler....nough said