Okay its time to kill the user above you!!!
Theres only 1 rule for this thread... deaths can only be extremely painful gory and/or agonizingly torturing. Nothing that wouldnt hurt.. A lot!

Example: they Light a match that explodes in thier face while in a ferris wheel, and they accidentally back and get thier hair stuck in the rotation, and are hanging by thier hair while the ferris wheel grinds the rest of thier body!!!...

Get the picture??!!
Buahahahahahaaa!!!... muahahahahahaaa!!!!.... okay im done, have fun now!!

Heh heh heh heh heh....... >=D

Let's see...

1. Douse you in gasoline.
2. Light match and throw at you.
3. After you catch ablaze, I begin to hit you with aluminum bat, starting with ankles, then knees, then thighs, etc.
4. After cracking the bat against your temple, use a ten-foot pole and push you to nearest sink.
5. Cut you into semi-small pieces, small enough to fit in garbage disposal.
6. "Dispose" of you.

(This is going to be one of my favorite threads. :p)

If you are a boy..just put you in a room with michle jaxson
If you are a girl...Put you in a room with the purvey sage!

Ether that or stick you on a wall cut you up with a chan saw
Set the room on fire put a boom in there and make you experence
It all in slow mohen. Oh and you well be known as the person who
started the porn-o ring

Man this is fun!:D

Beat the bloody hell out of you, then cut you into many pieces then wrap you in plastic then send half of thos pieces to a candy factory and the others sell them at school for 50cent.

OR.....

Cut you up and seal your peaces into the wallpaper of an abandoned house

Finally i got that out of me!

Tentacle hentai suddenly-raep (yes, raep). Thread over.

@N48- Lmao! XD

Uh, light you on fire then tentacle rape (I'll use the term rape for this. <.<).

Use date rape drug, rape you, then decapitate you and hang your head over a mantle

stick rusty nails through your body, then pull them out really hard, and pummle you with a metal bat then set you ablaze and... roast marshmellows!!!!!

either:
a.slit your throat and watch the beatiful red liquid flow out as a laugh like a maniac
or
b.set you and your family on fire and listen to the smyphony of your screams

Cut both of your arms and legs.

Buried you and let your head on the surface near fire ant nest.

Let them bite and eat you slowly.

beat you half to death!!! then I'll have a lovely half-cadaver to practice my new throwing knives on
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I love my new thread!!!!!

First, Nail rusty nails in your hands and legs and then stick hundreds of needles into your body then then take a bat and bash the needles and your brains in

Man I'm Good At This!!!!

Fire related deaths are overrated. You know whats worse? Tentacle raep. With thousands of rusty thumbtacks shoved up your ass. While elephants shit on you. In a pool of electrically charged acid. For 50 days.

put in room where the walls are chainsaw blades they biggen to close you find out that the remote to end it is in your leg so you have to eat it only to find out its not there then i put you in a room with a walnut eating moose then a naked dance with pervy sage then shoot you with bullet with all venoms just really small doeses sever an arterie and bath you in your own blood the cut head with a rusty spoon

im demented arnt i

your fucked by hard gay

Pulverized into bits, then rolled up and smoked by weed addicts everywhere.

stuff head in own bucket

1. Stick you in a freezer.
2. After you completely freeze, smash you with sledge-hammer.
3. Place your frozen bits out on sunny porch in front of day-care.
4. After pieces thaw, listen to disgusted screams of children.

Fire related deaths are overrated. You know whats worse? Tentacle raep. With thousands of rusty thumbtacks shoved up your ass. While elephants shit on you. In a pool of electrically charged acid. For 50 days.

LMAO!!! XD

put a fire hose to your mouth, and watch your face explode, then we can give you surgery with no antisthetic donate your kidneys to a cannibalistsic clan, then then feed anti-freeze into your blood stream with injection needles, then throw bowling balls at you (if you arent dead by then)
buahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!...... .. hahaha!!..... heh.. heh... heh

I would pull out your head with your spinal cord.

and btw does evil-tsunade know about this thread? :D

...get smashed in btwn 2 giant monster trucks n get struck by lightning...

wat an everydae not-so-gory death...

Let you get rape by 50 hard gay.

take you rip your head off stick it up ur butt and burn your body to the ground

Skined alive then slowly burned.

I would slowly stick rusty nails into your body then, give you brain surgery (with no antisthetic) and throw part of your brain at you, then i would have a lovely corpse to stuff and give to my grandma for christmas!

Old style death…

I’d tie each of your limbs to a different horse, then smack and terrify the horses. The horses will go to opposite directions and your body will tear itself apart. The horses will run forever in different directions, dragging your limbs along…ENJOY!

Drawn(look at above post) and quartered. You are strapped down to a table and a incision is made to get to your organs and removed. WHile you're still alive and breathing, no anesthesia.

You asked for old style.

Drop you in a burning coal.

Orochimaru brutally ass rapes you while your head is being ducked in and out of near freezing water... But you die from AIDs....

Drop you in a sea of jellyfish, and let nature do the work.

Chain you to a mountain and let a flesh eating enchanted bird take out your brain and kidneys(you don't die) and after that your organs grow back and the bird eats them everday!!!!!

What a great Idea!

^ Like the anciet Greek form of Hell. I approve.

Let you get torn apart by Cerberus.

Spammed to death... very slowly...

thanks LN, Let Hercules rip you in halve and then let cerburus eat your body

rip out your inner organs, and donate your body to cannibals!!!

Take out your head and spine and stick it up your ass

okay, lately the ones your saying arent agonizing!! I want to hear pain dammit!! pain, and blood and gore!! I want to feel the agony! I want to be sickened by your posts!! I know you can do better than that!

(the following way of death has occured in real life)

drown in elefant feces -__-

get thrown in a room that has a spike floor, wall, and ceiling, and then the room gets smaller...and smaller...

throw you into the middle of a free for all street fight, then slowly chop each of your fingers off with a dull small knife, then tie you to a rope tied to the back of an SUV then drag you across a freeway, and if you arent dead by then throw bowling balls at you until you die!!!!
buahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! hahahahahaaa!!!!! haha!.... heh.. heh..... heh....

ill kill u my self

killed by an anal raping monkey

Killed slowly over time with arsen.

okay, lately the ones your saying arent agonizing!! I want to hear pain dammit!! pain, and blood and gore!! I want to feel the agony! I want to be sickened by your posts!! I know you can do better than that!

Death by spam would be painful and bloody... They would beat their head off their desks till they die...

The cold sharp steel of a katana slices through the abdomin, spewing the deep crismon liquid and intestinal innards from the deep gash. Then slashing upward on the neck more of the gorey dew would spill and flow down over the torso which is now limp on the cold damp ground. (Gorey/bloody enough?)

hit you over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over....again with your own tombstone...then make you eat dirt and finally dump earthworms on you and let them finish the job...all this while you're still breathing.

you're mom kills you

My mother would never kill me...

stab and cut your ****** of and make you eat it, then I'd cut your legs off and leave you. You'll bleed to death!

you burn to death!

planting a seed from a tree up your *******, and over the years, it'll grow....and you'll explode from the inside out.....X_X

cut with cookie cutters and baked for christmas dessert

putting on the top of my pointy metal x-mas tree...and leave him/her there until next year.

puts the x-mas tree in a big wooden box and buries it next to dead hamsters

put in a chamber with Bush, no food, no clothes and no gun....He'll make you wish you were dead.

puts in confinement with micheal jackson and a bunch of little boys

get hit by a bus, live, and when u think it's all over, get trapped in a room w/ rats that nibble at your wounds, making u scream for mercy until the poision that's in the air makes u suffocate to death. lol

eaten alive by worms

is fed a toxic pigeon and chokes on the bones

doing it with G.........

doing it with a Tiger infected with AID's

dies because you get infected with herpes

dies because u look in the mirror

watching your parents make your brother/sister, while you're in between...you pull a bullet to your brain.

watching you

cancer.....

heart disease

I want agony dammit!! heart disease? cancer?? Thats lame, like i said... PAIN!! I want to feel agony in your words!!

Jumping off a building that is burning, and you catch fire as you fall...?

rips off fingers one by one then torches arm and freezes legs... rips open chest and throws up on lungs....yuck now that i got that out who wants ice cream

I gonna put your face in a fan, then make you on a bike without a seat. Wash your teeth with baking soda. Make you eat Mc Nugget until you blow up.

a parasite in your body, wait thats already happening...

i'll kill you

you see your self in the mirror

Let tentacles rape you.

dies in fire with tentacles

Dip you slowly into acid. <.<

Let tentacles rape you.

Enough with you sick fantasies! =_=

Ok Ln..... An alien from Mars use you as an experiment.

a demon bunny eats you

You got hit by a truck, flung 50 m,got hit by a subway train, flung 100m, got squash by the Black Parade

Darth Sidious not only frying you with lightning, but then he rapes you afterwards.

you get killed by the ninja turtles

Are forced to go through "It's a Small World After All" infinitely, and the whole while have tiny parasites digging into your skin and lay their eggs there.

put into a room and the walls smush you to death

I'll run you over and keep going, until I turn around and run you over and over again.

Rejected by all who once loved them and live alone eternally. No death. I broke the rules, oh well. This is worse than death.

death by hitting your computer.

Death by Canadian Winter Cold.

death? someone will push towards the speeding old train... your brain scattered on the floor!

your girlfriend naggs you to death.....

someone will wring your neck to death

FYI": im a female

you will eat an apple that has a worm in it; and when you eat it the worm will reproduce thousands and thousands of bugs, until you vomit it all out, and the bugs will feast upon your flesh, but it will all be too late because the bugs that didn't get thrown up will have ate the insides of your stomach and intestines, AFTER a random guy shows up in front of your door and stabs you the eye after you buy his pizza, which incidentally also had bugs on it, and one of them was a hornet, which stung you in the other eye. o.o

someone will hire a sharpshooter... he will shoot you behind your head...

@U1412T thats yucky!

@U1412T thats yucky!
yes.... yes it is.

I will kick you to death. lol

and i will saw your body into two!

have a big, fat, ugly and hairless dog hump and lick you to death XD

[wow, almost a person neh o.O]

cat scratch his skin to death

have a bloody nasty troll beat you to bloody death

i will have you sit through the first scream movie and act out the events using real weapons (i'm the guy with the bad mask)

First I will cut off all of your limbs and pour salt in the wounds
If you're not dead by then, I'll cut out your eyes and tongue...
If you're still not dead, I'll set you on fire.

i'll repeat your steps and bury you in a garbage yard

you Light a match that explodes in your face while in a ferris wheel, and you accidentally back and get your hair stuck in the rotation, and are hanging by your hair while the ferris wheel grinds the rest of your body!!!...
Buahahahahahaaa!!!... muahahahahahaaa!!!!....

gasoline on your cat(the break dancing one) then on all of your family and then cuts you up into little and puts you on a pizza and returns you to pizza hut where you get eaten...

Slowly cut your stomach open with a rusty knife then spill a bucket of itching powder over your body while you lay on the ground.

Then I nail your hand to the wall and burn your face. o.o

i'd slit your throat and use the blood for a painting that i donate to an old folks home and then i rip out your body parts and donate them one by one to different organization (ex:your heart goes to the american heart association...)

i'd break your teddy bear and suffocate you with the cotton

Even though a lot of other people said this (including me) being burned to death would be pretty painful
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breaks your break dancing kitty's legs and make you watch it die then stones you slowly to death with paper balls...it's gonna take a long time

You die of blood loss in a Rose bush you can't ever escape...

show them their refection somehow LOL

burn the heck out of ya, then stone you!!... with bowling balls!!... a lot of them!!.... (I'm done)

skins breakdancing kitty and drwons your body in its hide

1. Tear arms off.
2. Let horny old men rape you.
3. After they finish, put your feet in blender.
4. Smash your face into wall.
5. Tear out your innards with my bare hands. o.O

rips out all your hair and sends it to locks of love then stuffs your body in a truck and send it to various places until you suffocate

put a fire hose to your mouth and have your face explode, then set you on fire!!!

Shove a fire hose up your anus and wait til water shoots out your mouth then stab you with thumbtacks til you die. :/

Slowly take the skin off of your body, with a very thin knife...after I'm done, I'll burn your flesh....throw water at you after 5 minutes.
Afterwards, slice-n-dice your limbs, one by one...leaving you bleed to death...and finally, taking your body to the woods, hoping that the wolves will get rid of the evidence.

pour blood all over you and toss you in a tank full of sharks

put you in a room full of cats, and lock the door.
(you know how you'll die)

(ALLERGIC AND I HAVE ASTHMA!! NOT COOL!) umm, plays x-mas carols and cracks an ornament and uses the glass shards to cut you until you bleed to death

stuff you with cotton, and you'll join your bubu friend.

(that's not a horrible outcome! lol j/k)...um......burn down a shack with you in it

Choked underwater then being bit a million times my lion fish and agressive sharp tooth little fish.

forces you to look at yourself in front of a mirror (j/k)

die exploding due to eating my cookies..o.o;;

Dies by eating too much peanut butter.

dies from being locked in a room with Micheal jackson and rf

pull out all your hair... no! hang you by your hair! then throw darts at you while you're hanging... when I run out of darts, I'll use knives, then I'll keep dropping you off a 15 foot stair case, and if you arent dead... I'll just finish up by burning you

make you bite the curb and smashes your head (...it's in a movie : american history X)

I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin.

I'll fuckin sew your ASSHOLE closed and keep feeeding you. And feeding you. And feeding you. And FEEDING YOU.

...ouch... umm... ditto... I dont know!

i'll stuff you with cotton and make you a bear and then take you to santa and make him give you to a drooling 2 yr. old

Mugen and Jin slice you up soooooo bad.

not to the death! to the pain! (does any one watch the princess bride? you'd totally get this!)

ok first your nose will be cut off. then your right eye. then your bottom lip. then your left eye. then slice off each finger one by one. then cut out your belly button. after that the top lip.

now the person who is defiling your precious countenance will keep track of you for about 3 months. you see they did not cut off your ears. do you know why? so that every child that cries otu at the sight of you may be heard. so the wail of every infant will be yours to cherish. so that every woman and mother who shrieks, "Dear god what is that thing" will echo in your perfect ears.

AFTER those months, if you don't kill yoru self, then your torcherer will kill you with a flick of the wrist as he slices through your throat.

watch the princess bride, it's cool! it's not as gory as this, i elaborated on one or two lines in the movie... it's really good ^^

not to the death! to the pain! (does any one watch the princess bride? you'd totally get this!)

ok first your nose will be cut off. then your right eye. then your bottom lip. then your left eye. then slice off each finger one by one. then cut out your belly button. after that the top lip.

now the person who is defiling your precious countenance will keep track of you for about 3 months. you see they did not cut off your ears. do you know why? so that every child that cries otu at the sight of you may be heard. so the wail of every infant will be yours to cherish. so that every woman and mother who shrieks, "Dear god what is that thing" will echo in your perfect ears.

AFTER those months, if you don't kill yoru self, then your torcherer will kill you with a flick of the wrist as he slices through your throat.

watch the princess bride, it's cool! it's not as gory as this, i elaborated on one or two lines in the movie... it's really good ^^

(omg i loved that movie...it's so old though....that was a good one!!!)
ummm...make you act out fear factor without the trained professionals

(omg i loved that movie...it's so old though....that was a good one!!!)
ummm...make you act out fear factor without the trained professionals

thanks, i like yours to cause bugs scare the F*** out of me!

make you drink nitroglicerin so you never know when you will explode from the inside out!

this thread totally proves that todays youth are completely desensitized.

this thread totally proves that todays youth are completely desensitized.

(yep i think we are)
will lock you in a coffin and bury you near a bad septic tank

Put a hood over your head and tie up your hands and feet. Soak you in gasoline, then dump you into a cold, dark room where there is no way you can get out. After leaving you in there for an hour to cuddle in your fears, throw you into the fire and burn to death.

Ehh...I need to stop watching scary movies....

rip out yrou fingernails and tell you you can live as long as you're writing to yoru loved ones. you may not know it, but it's impossible to write with no fingernails, cause it hurts to much (fyi: i got a fingernail ripped out once, it grew back) then i'll attach each limb to a rope tied to horses facign opposite directions. then they'll be whipped... its' called being sectioned... it think.

Forced to watch Barney....

Forced to watch Barney....

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
smashed in the face with various fisher price toys...(DAMN BARNEY!!!!!!!)

tickled to death!

Poked to death with a toothipick... o.O

zomg he is already in hell f*** he can't die. I will make him suffer *makes lemonde into warm pee*.

Poked to death with a toothipick... o.O

i missed you 6N6... that's a little twisted ^ :P

sat on by an elephant

Cut you limb from limb with a butter knife.

@GOTDS: that.. is ..sooooo... mean!

Smothered by a care bear *by which i mean someone smothered you with one instead of a pillow.

cut u with a rusty saw and let dogs bite you while i am doing it.

let fire ants eat you alive!
i gotta go my dears! see ya in the new year!

@GOTDS: that.. is ..sooooo... mean!

Smothered by a care bear *by which i mean someone smothered you with one instead of a pillow.

Tabris@ I would never do it to you =) Now there is a few people I can considered testing it out on.

Having my cousin fart on you o_O

You hang by your arms on a 30 story building untill your arms are ripped from you and you fall into a lake while your still alive just before drowning your saved by michle jaxson who then takes you to his mansion you somehow escape but then hunted down by A SERIAL KILLER :p

umm ill put u in a vat of boiling water leave u in there for a bit not long enough to kill u
then i stab u repeatedly in the arms and legs no vital areas the from ut knees down put u in a perana infested lake
the levae u on micheal jackson bed for 3 nites then burn u then feed u too under privaleged kids in africa

Tentacle rape + swords being thrusted into the non-critical points of the body, shoot of testacles with shotgun, cut off feet, noose around the neck chained to the car, ghost ridin for 500 meters, flown to the middle east, bomb attached to body, and have you run into Osama's lair screaming "Allah Jihad!!!!", wait for them to shoot and then explode the bomb.

eating my poisonous cookies...and...wanting more of it..v_v

Chewed to death by rats....

1. tie him up..
2.stuff sandwiches in his mouth till he is choked to d34th.
3. if hes not dead still...whip him or get eaten by rats alive...~

I prefer the whip to the rats... or anyother thing = D.

^ Drowned in urine...

poke him to death..>.>

Whipped with a bamboo stick...

plant a bomb on him..
and watch him explode..

Stabbed to death by sharp toenails... =.=

make him eat sandwiches to death.

you get the new year's ball to slam on your head

... Stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab!!!!

*steals ipod*
"I have no reason to live anymore!!!" *commits suicide*

*gets raped & killed by hanging u naked & bleeding to a tree outside ur house*

*gets bit by a racoon and dies of rabies*

^ not really that horrible

Gut slashed and hung by own intestines after having head cut off(only half of it)

get sprayed with acid

skinned then torn to pices

Beaten to death with your own torn off limb :/

being eaten alive slowy by maggots

Commits suicide after dropping the soap in prison and getting an unexpected gift.

Being smuthered by really geeky looking people after losing all your money and seeing the Cardinals win the superbowl.

eats a bomb...and 5 minutes later goes to sh1t it out...when it drops into the toilet, it explodes...killing you.

getting torn insideout and Exploding

Skin you, then drop you into a big bowl of salt.






Wait five minutes.











Dump lemon juice on you.








Wait ten minutes.












Push off cliff in a giant bag full of salt and lemon juice.

thats just comical

Be eaten by flesh eating bacteria

give you to the starving celebs and they eat you.

water intoxication. o_o

death by stampeding

shoot you with sharp nails and stab you... then beat you with a spikey club... pretty much mutilate you

suffocation >.>

Stranglation and mutilation. While you watch Gigli. :)

LOL LN just drop dead! ahahaha >.> <.< lol

Gets hit by a blimp.

Wait till you get strep throat, then make you eat ice cream and other dairy products. >=]

Lol not any more thanks to you.

^death by Chupacraba

But I'm not a goat! XD

Anyways:

Eh, unplug your computer. Then let your WoW withdrawals kill you slowly. =_=

ouch*

Exploding jawbreaker

...falling off a skyscraper...wait, not horrible enough lol oh well

Alien probe gone wrong

That sounds like rape. <.<

Anyways:

Let a garbage truck dump its load on you. Not only would the pressure begin to crush you, but the smell would be unbearable. :/

Drown in a lake of sh*t after flailing in the middle of it all for 3 hrs.

Ha! That's too my advantage! I had to do something like that five days a week for half my summer break, so I'm used to it! XD

Anyways:

Send ASPCA to arrest you for violating cat girls. o_O

these aren't horrible death, they're funny!
sigh i guess i'll have to fix that... lets see... really gruesome... probably slow and painful, let me think, my creative (disgusting) genius takes time...

first, i'd castrate you! OH! ouch.
that's jsut the start though, and oh, taht woudl have been very slow with a very rusty blade.
THEN: put your right arm in a meat grinder.
THEN: let dogs eat your toes.
THEN: sew your fingers on your right hand to your shirt with an industrial sewing mashine
THEN: make you swim across a van of vinigar.
THEN: flog you 40 times
THEN: make you run down mainstreet... nude... except yoru shirt, which you are sewn to.
THEN: starve you to death in a tiny, dingy little dungeon, but i think the invfection woudl kill you first... ewww....

ok, that's to much CSI for me, its' twisting me...\

this isn't necisarily for you LN, never for you, its' jsut an example, i'd never ever want anythign near to that to happen!

I accept any and all charges cuz I've probably done that to them by now.

Shoot you with salted arrows for sum hours.

Light you on fire, wait for your skin to burn off, then push you into the ocean, let the salt and sharks do the rest.

this isn't necisarily for you LN, never for you, its' jsut an example, i'd never ever want anythign near to that to happen!
Why are you so mean to me?! T_T

lol XD

Millena consumes your body and spits out the bones

slam your face into the curb, and beat you todeath with a giant hammer!

@ curse: got you beat
Before i shoot the arrow i will break off the tip.
I will shoot that arrow into your chest.
when your doctor removes it, the tip will be missing
obviously you will assume it's still inside you. as the doctor prys between the fleshy walls of yoru chest you will slowly bleed to deatha nd he painfully searches for the arrow head that isn't actually there.

I sneak up behind you and bash you over the head with an iron baseball bat, not killing you but knocking you unconcious for a long period of time. While you're unconcious, I hang you from my ceiling in chains, parallel to the floor in an empty, dim-litted room. you are suspended with your head hanging a foot from the ground. a plate of fresh food being set under your face. This plate of food gets replaced by a different meal, every couple of hours.

When you wake up from unconciousness, I smile, and leave the room. (:

But I like mooch too much :/


I did you in paint and set you on fire...

And since that won't kill ju all the way I'll push you into a vat of acid...

But I like mooch too much :/


I did you in paint and set you on fire...

And since that won't kill ju all the way I'll push you into a vat of acid...

sounds hot

/lame pun lol

sounds hot

/lame pun lol

lmao XD

ugh..so I dun get bitched out for going off topic in a spam thread...

I'll kill myself..

that'd be easy... I'll juts go watch Anna Nicole Smith Strip for her dead ex the f^%* him... that'd be sure to kill me. :/

@ mooch: you are more twisted than i my dear.
first i'd dig a very large pit.
then i'd make a "glass coffin" (see through plastic)
drill holes in the coffin
drug you
place you in coffin
attach a fan that connects to the surface above the hole i dug
place you in hole
bury you
spill fire ants all over your burial site
turn on the video tape that you don't know about that's inside the fan compartment, so your family can watch you be eaten alive by fire ants...

fire a granade in your head... then let some hungry wild dog eat your blaasted brain

a gazzilion severe papercuts >.> <.<?

injecting instant cement into all of your orifices

Nothing beats good old Sarin Gas

Suffication from all of my soft toys XD - i have so many

I will kill you with fire. o_o

die eating my cookies..whats more sad is...he wanted more of it..O_O;

Skinning you with a razorblad and then fulling your inard with billions of hornets

Paper cut you to death.

Stretch u out on a machine until ur bones and body are stretched out. Then kill you by letting you bleed to death from a thousand paper cuts. when done cuts your body in a thousand pieces then burn them - next ill take the skull and disintegrate it so they surely cant find u....

Get raped to death by a horse. =]

get anally probed by a one of those creatures from Aliens- preferably the one that bursts out of ur chest

Let rabid hounds tear you to bits!

some kind or parasitic alien lived inside of you and than it hatched and your veins turned violet and stated to grow bigger and then the parasite climb through your digestive system and then your chest grew bigger!! Nyahahaaha! Finally you died.

Push you into a pit of rabid mongooses, then dump acid after you're in there for an extended period of time.

I'll stab you in the face!! then kind of hit you around with a big metal bat... then.. I'll... do... something..

Make you listen to rap music...........muahahahahahahahahaha.

Make you dance polka all your life!

Accept it... foamy is your lord and master!! He will kill you for me!

burry you alive. --------hey wont anyone try to kill me by throwing me in a boogie pit... by then my body would be mummified and then when they will discover my body I will be popular! and oh before you throw me into the boogie pit carve my name in one of my bones okey....

Have you not read the description... *gory* *agonizing* *painful* I want some original Ideas! Go to hell you softies!!! *pulls out a machine gun and starts firing at random people* BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

get pawned with killing his family than slowly stick a knife in his heart while make him make the mouth open and hit a metal thing in his theeth
and while he go to hell or heaven pawn him with a live-operation on his eye and cut off his ......... then make the knifge faster stick in his heart coz i don´t want to post a roman

Slow and agonizing blood loss from cuts on the skin between your fingers, toes, and on your eyes.

Marry your own mom who will kill you with a lawnmower.

put in a room with gas that makes you explode

Lock you in a house with boyscouts and Michael Jackson.

spill acid all over your face, then beat you senslessly and stab you in the face

break dancing kitties

DAMN YOU!! *shoots you in the face with a shotgun and senselessly jabs a dagger in your gut*

hmmmm....


Rip your spine out of your ass and then beat you with it...

bye bye
-kills you instantly with mangekyou sharingan-

hmm...

suck your brain out of your ear then stuff it in yoru thrpat and watch you choke on it.

..... tie u up on the chair and make u watch never ending barnie marathon

[nothing personal]

Drown in a lake of boredom.

Flying toilet seat.

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@ ekang- I have an immunity to barnie... <_< baby sit a lot... XP


Very carefully pull your limbs off one at a tiem then sowing them back on so you don't bleed to death....then I cut them off again and set you on fire after dipping you in paint

Dipped in paint? NO! >.< lol

drop you off at jerastic park and watch as the dinos feast on you. O_o

o_O oh no.... i get to become dino shit... ;_;


Stick yu'r head in a cage full or crazy man eating bunnies ((yes...bunnies...)) while ingecting meat into your orifices o.O

eaten alive by maggots in a coffin underground

crushed by a wave of fan girls

How is that a horrible way to die? o_O

Anyways:

Get some fancy machine that pulls you apart atom by atom.

Make you read a very descriptive Sasu/Saku lemon. :p

@Ln..when you have a fear of girls, its a horrible death.

some one who knows you puts your name in the deathnote

...But G.Money isn't afraid of girls (quite the contrary), so he'd love that kind of death. o_O

Anyways:

I'd write a horrible, painful, and crippling event in my Death Note, but have it so you die five years later while crippled/in pain/etc. :)

Bring you over some flowers that you are extrememly allergic to. One sniff, and BOOM!