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12-07-2006, 05:57 PM
naruto:wtf is this! why r we here?:mad:
sasuke:were in here 2 see what the problem is.
naruto::rolleyes: thats bull-
naruto:no! shut up!
naruto:shut ur ****ing face,unkle ****er
sauske:u shut up,naruto!
naruto:maybe ur right,hinata,let`s go home
hinata:im glad were still 2gether:o
12-07-2006, 10:53 PM
Tsunade: Naruto I have a D class mission for you.
Naruto: WHAT?! Old lady whay can't it be an A class mission?
Tsunade: Are you questioning me?!!!!!!!*scary face*
Naruto: *scared* NOOOooo, I'm just tired of these D missions.....gimme something more juicy, something worth my ninja skills!
Tsunade: You WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!!!!!!!!*hands Naruto the mission order*
Naruto:*looks at order*..WHHHHHAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I have to pick dogsh*t all day!!!!!!!!...........
12-07-2006, 10:57 PM
Sasuke - I'm too emo for my shirt! Too emo for my headband! Too emo it hurts!
Naruto - Uh, "Too emo it hurts"? Dude, quit cutting your wrists. The pain should subside then. Oh yeah, DATTEBAYO!!!
Naruto (English) - Believe it!
Sasuke - Hey, Non-English Naruto, want to kill the English one?
Naruto - But how can you tell the difference between me and that one?
Sasuke - Simple. You don't sound like a 50 year old woman who needs to quit doing (horrible) anime dubs and go to a nursing home!
Naruto (English) - Believe it!
Hinata - Oh, fuck it! *Jyuuken strike to English Naruto's face*
Naruto - Damn...
12-07-2006, 11:12 PM
Naruto Clone: Dattebayo!
Other Naruto Clone: Dattebayo?
Naruto: Nani Dattebayo.
Naruto Clone to the left: Dattebayo Dattebayo Dattebayo
Naruto Clone: Dattebayo hai Dattebayo
Other Naruto Clone: Dattebayo, Dattebayo, to Dattebayo?
All Naruto Clones: DATTEBAYO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-07-2006, 11:44 PM
*the next day...*
naruto: oi sasuke!
sasuke: what is it?
naruto: i hate ur face.... go away *stares @ sasuke*
sasuke: *comes closer to naruto* u hate my face?
naruto: err...yeah *eyes sasuke wearily* why r u so close?
sasuke: *rests head on naruto's shoulder* i'm tired of all this hatred-thingy... lets all be closer alright? *hugs naruto from behind*
naruto: 0.o''' wtf r u doing sasuke? *slaps sasuke's hand away*
sasuke: just bonding time with u... *sighs*
hinata & sakura: OMG!!!
sakura: naruto!!! hands off my guy!
hinata: sasuke!!! dont touch my naruto-kun!!!
12-08-2006, 08:44 AM
Itachi: Jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng............
Itachi:Jeng jeng jeng jeng jeng............
Kisame: Stop hymming the Jaws song......
Itachi: Someone a bit emo.........
kisame: I'm not emo.....
Itachi: By the way, What evil deeds did you do at your village do deserve be in Aka.
Kisame: Very evil......
Itachi: What is it?
Kisame: I eat Nemo.
12-09-2006, 03:20 AM
-one week later, an evil moment-
Tsunade: Sakura, it's time for your training.
Sakura: But, I've already been trained.
Tsunade: Well new research shows that the world is no longer in need of medical-nins, therefore you must train to show that the results were bull.
Sakura: That's all?
Tsunade: What did you think it was?
Sakura: Nevermind! *leaves*
Tsunade: Idiot, you need to be kept off the field. No one must pass my greatness!
neji: my hair is oh so pretty...and shiny too!
rock lee: *cries*...why cant i have hair like that? my hair only grows on my eyebrows...
neji: i'll tell you my secret...
rock lee: *looks up*
neji: it's this! *takes out shampoo with label "Hyuuga Style Shampoo"....have you ever wanted hair like a hyuuga but never figured out their secret? well here it is....oh yes you can get it now for only $2.99!.....if you buy 2, I'll give you a discount and sell it to you for $5......
tenten: uh....no thanks....
rock: I'll have TWO! *puts up peace sign to represent the two he wants in a good guy pose*
[dunno where this came from, just thought of it...i should do a comic strip about it XD]
12-09-2006, 04:53 AM
Hidan recruiment......(Kakuzu did say hidan don't use his brain)
AL: Do you think you have what it takes to join the Akatsuki?
Hidan: I have a rash on my butt! My mom tells me not to touch it, but I touch it anyway! *Touching it* Please don't tell my mom!
AL: Uuhh, sure thing.
Hidan: Are you invi-siable?
AL: No Hidan, I'm in another room.
Hidan: The bathroom?
AL: Hidan, how would you like it if we wiped your memory and turned you into an undead blood sucking priest?
Hidan: I LIKE NACHOS!!!!!!!
AL: Deal, when your in Akatsuki you can touch your rash.
12-09-2006, 04:02 PM
tenten:holy crap! look at that hole
neji:that is a big hole
naruto:hey! lets slide down it
naruto:yah hes been acting weird
sakura:kakashi do you think its the curse mark
12-09-2006, 06:18 PM
Sasuke: I hate you, you hate me, lets go up and kill Itachi, with thump on the back and a bang on the head, sorry kids now Itachi's dead.
This was brought to you by... not me. It's not mine.
12-09-2006, 06:50 PM
so basicly in this thread ya make naruto chat conversations
ya must b very very bored
12-09-2006, 09:13 PM
naruto:honey,ive been sleeping with your sister
naruto:all of them
hinata: ya! well ive been sleeping with sasuke
naruto: ya! well me 2
naruto:ive been sleeping with your dog woffy
hinata:woffy! u bitch!
hinata:well ive been sleeping with your pet goat
naruto:that goat doesnt love u!
12-09-2006, 09:38 PM
RasenganBoy343 has logged in
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RasenganBoy343: Wuz up!111!!1
Uchiha _Avenger:Shut up U @ss!
RasenganBoy343: ^ is gay!
Uchiha_Avenger:Shhh, you w3r3n't surp0s3 tell anyone about m3 and Or0
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Cuti3witabooty:Sup Baby, 1ts m3 Sakura!!!!!
Uchiha_Avenger:I' t3ll you again U crazy wh0r3!1! I hat3 you!!11! You t3h Ub3r Suxx0r5!1!
RasenganBoy343:I kn0w sasuk3 isn't talking someone 1s suk1ng if you catch my dr1ft
Uchiha_Avenger: W3ll mayb3 I am Gay but I don't car3 what U sayz!!! Konoha can suk my P3n15 for @ll I car3!!!!!!!!! U can't hurt m3!!11! I can tak3 it!!!
RasenganBoy343:Y3ah, 3specially wh3n Or0 is giving it!!!!!OOHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Uchiha_Avenger: NAH ON!!!!!!!!!!!! U N00B!!!!!!!
RasenganBoy343:Kabuto told m3 you pract1cally b3gged to go d0wn 0n Or0!!!11!! U R T3h UB3R WH0R3!!!11!!!11
Uchiha_Avenger:I @m L3aving!!!!! L8t3r N00B5!!!!!
Uchiha_Avenger has Signed out
To be continued.......
12-10-2006, 08:09 AM
Kisame: I off today. i'm going for a family gathering...
Itachi: You have family?
kisame: Of course.Nemo is my little brother.
Itachi: You eat him.
Kisame:..........Well at least Uncle Willy is free.
Itachi: You roast him for thaksgiving.
Kisame:.......but Ariel is still waiting for me.
Itachi: Ariel left you because she said the fish ways of reproduction is not hot boring and pathetic.
Kisame:........Ahhhhh!!!! You cruel!!!!!
Itachi: Come with me, I teach how to fight like a girl.
Kisame: I'll get my tutu.
12-10-2006, 05:35 PM
AL: Welcome to the 1st Akatsuki Picnic ever!
Hidan: What...Dude you are such a ******* for having this.
Itachi: Do you have blood sandwiches?
Kisame: I'll have the cow sandwich, please.
Deidara: Jello, I want jello. It's art form is wonderful. you can touch it over and over, and yet it'll remain as one...
Kakuzu: I need 4 extra ham sandwiches for my buddies that come outta my back.
Blue haired one: I'll have the...Left overs.
Tobi: I'll have my sandwich in a straw, please.
Zetsu: I'll have the Human skin sandwich...and pass me the "Ketchup" Itachi.
Itachi: Get up and get it yourself.
Hidan: Is anyone listening to me?....HEY!
Kakuzu: STFU, and let us eat.
Hidan: Fu*ck you all...I'm going to pray...
Deidara: *pokes jello* hahahahaha....you won't last long jello.
Kisame: What other sandwiches are there?
Itachi: Holy sh1t bitch….OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
AL: what….it’s the truth.
AL: HEY, I’m the one who organized all of this…
Tobi: Let’s all get along.
Kisame: Tuna!….you are so dead!
Zetsu: who ever gets killed will be my next meal.
AL: Fine then…*controls Kisame*…..Zetsu, here’s your desert.
Zetsu: all I need now is some bread and I’ll have a tuna sandwich!
Deidara: I did it………*looks at jello*…..WTF. It didn’t blow up!
Kakusu: I’m going to the toilet.
Itachi: HEY ZETSU, STOP hoggin all of Kisame’s ketchup!
Zetsu: G2H girly!
AL: this was supposed to be a nice day in the park with you all. It doesn’t matter, at least I don’t pay you.
Tobi: My straw broke!
Deidara: !!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: Damn, I feel better now that I flushed those creepy things on my ass down the toilet.
Itachi: *uses sharingan*…Zetsu!!!!!
Zetsu: *climbs a tree* ….hhhhheeeeee….try coming up here.
Itachi: RRRRRRR…..Damn, I can’t climb trees.! *opens mouth to catch the dropping blood from Kisame’s body*…this’ll do…
Deidara: Oh well, It you can’t Blow em up….eat em….mmmmmmmmmm…..You’re f*cked up jello!
AL: well, let’s all go back to work!
Tobi:….But I duunoo wanna…
Blue haired one: I’m so glad I’m not seen around you sissies!…I’m gone.*leaves*
AL: Tobi, STFU and be a man!
Tobi: fine…but you owe me big time!
Zetsu: I’m done eating…I’m leaving too.*leaves*
Itachi: Who’s my new partner?
Deidara: *makes clay bird*…Bye…*continues to eat jello*
Tobi: Not me…..*leaves after Deidara* WAIT FOR MEEeeee….!!!!
Itachi: *looks at AL*
AL: NO WAY….*runs away*
Itachi: well at least Hidan doesn’t wear a shirt…..*goes looking for Hidan*
12-10-2006, 08:39 PM
AL: Hey, Itachi,Zap this frozen pizza.
Itachi: On it, Boss.
AL: Extra crispy. Pizza, Tobi?
Tobi: Are you kidding? I've already had my protein shake. It's vitually important to maintain a supervillian diet because you can't be to flappy when you're The Tobinator!
Zetsu: Yesterday you were calling yourself Sponge Tobi Swirling Mask.
Tobi: Yeah, well the name doesn't fit my outfit.
Deidara: Hmmm...Yeah...How about... eh... Tobi.
Tobi: Very funny.
Kakuzu: Just use Tobi. No nicknames in Akatsuki. Right AL?
AL:It WWE Raw time. Uhhh I want to see Umaga's but kicks...
Kisame: He really love WWE Raw.He even cry sometimes watching it.
Tobi:Yeah, Like you when you see Jaws.
12-12-2006, 06:49 PM
-how hinata & naruto met-
hinata:wtf r u doing here?!
naruto:shut up, hotness
hinata:u think im hot
hinata:well, your hot 2
naruto:well lets go to my house & -
hiashi:dont touch my daugter!
neji:go touch someone else
naruto:shut up, bitches
hinata:leave naruto alone!
(hinata uses special attack)
12-13-2006, 06:19 AM
AL: Can you broadcast commercials into people's dreams using MS?
Itachi: Of course.
AL: Then broadcast, We need money.
Itachi: Broadcast what?
AL: Akatsuki own action figure, and you are the limited edition.
12-14-2006, 05:36 AM
*one fine day... in konoha village*
*s: sasuke & n: naruto strolling*
s: so u finally decided 2 turn gay eh?
s: spill it naruto
n: ok ok.... *gulps* dont tell anyone i said this ok?
s: sure... go on
n: firstly, sakura has no boobs....
s: what? 0.0 then what r those things under her shirt?
n: =.= i caught her stuffing her chest with oranges
n: then i like hinata but... she....errr....
s: oh go on....
n: well... i was f***ing her that day & suddenly she became rough & bit me everywhere.... including down there... *points to d**k*
*both sasuke & naruto walks to quieter place*
s: show me
n: *opens zip* there... its all swollen.... i've become an eunuch. *sobs*
s: here... this will make it better ok?
n: what.... *still sobbing*
s: *bends down & start sucking*
n: ohhhhhh..... better.....
*along comes sakura & hinata*
sakura & hinata: WTF???? what r u guys doing?
to be continued.......................
12-14-2006, 09:33 AM
That is a bit over......Vic...
Naruto and Gaara.......in Goodfellas....
Naruto: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Gaara: What do you mean I'm funny?
Naruto: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Gaara: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Naruto: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Gaara:Funny how? What's funny about it?
Hinata:Gaara no, You got it all wrong.
Gaara: Oh, oh, Hinata. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Naruto: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Gaara: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Naruto: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Gaara: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Naruto:Get the fuck out of Konoha, Gaara!
Gaara:Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Sai, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Naruto. You may fold under questioning.
12-14-2006, 10:04 PM
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flowerbaby5:hi hinata, how did ur date go?
lavendereyes4:not so well.
flowerbaby5:what did he do.
lavendereyes4:well, we had s*x
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lavendereyes4:now im gonna get pregnant,AT 14!!!!!!
foxboy8:hey! i did that cause i luv u
lavendereyes4:well i hate u,bitch shit
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12-17-2006, 01:04 AM
Naruto: see my new jutsu.
Hidan: No jutsu can kill me.
Naruto: this one can. The new adavanced rasengan,The Deadly Dodgeball! A simple technique to hold the ball in place with intense suction!
12-17-2006, 01:08 AM
this is fun.
how kibe got to know akamaru.
Kiba: wtf is this?
Kiba's mom: a dog. DUR!
kiba: dumb dog
akamaru: *pees on kibas face* woof
kiba: i think he likes me
12-23-2006, 11:17 PM
AL: Amazing Kakuzu, Your got 100% for History test again.
Kakuzu: Its easy. About Genghiz Khan, I was his General. About Alexander the great, I kill him.
Hidan: He talks like an old man...
01-08-2007, 07:41 PM
THE ACADAMY REUNION DANCE PART 1
naruto: this is shit! i dont even know y im here!
neji: y do u think we ARE here?
shikamaru: what he said.
naruto: well, y r we here?
sasuke: the girls!
naruto: hum! hum! hum!
neji: r we just going to stand here all day?
sasuke: guess not. lets dance with the girls.
shikamaru: might as well. no point in staying.
naruto: whatever, but this better be good.
01-09-2007, 07:47 PM
THE ACADAMY REIUNION DANCE PART 2
sakura: come on, hinata! toughin up!
tenten: yah! u have 2 ask naruto 2 dance with u.
hinata: well.......im scared.
temari: y? he looks easy 2 ask out.
tenten: y r u even here?
temari: i was board. so i came here.
sakura: whatever. we should just dance with the boys.
hinata: um.......i dont think thats a good idea.
tenten: come on, just ask. he`ll say yes.
hinata: r u sure?
temari: she looks sure.
hinata: well......um............ok. i guess.
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