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The Great Kakashi
12-12-2006, 08:55 PM
This is a thread where you post messed up Nursery Rhymes! It's really hilarious when someone comes up with a good one. I'll start off:

Geogry Pordgy Puddin Pie, kissed the girls and made em cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay.

LonelyNinja
12-12-2006, 08:57 PM
Rock-a-bye baby,
on the tree top.
When the wind blows,
the craddle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
the craddle will fall.
Down will come baby,
craddle and all.

Nothing else to say but: Mother Goose is pretty fucked up if she's singing this (a song about babies falling from trees) to little children. o.O

Jaxon
12-13-2006, 08:18 AM
Little Bo Peep had lost her sheep, and didn't know where to find them.
Then she got AIDs.

The End.

kluang
12-13-2006, 09:01 AM
Mary had a little bitch,
little bitch, little bitch,
Mary had a little bitch, thats a lesbian.
And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
and everywhere that Mary went, the bitch was sure to f*** her to.

The Great Kakashi
12-13-2006, 02:23 PM
Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised!

ROAD-NINJA-GIRL
12-13-2006, 06:19 PM
Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised!
LOL....that's the best one so far!

D4rKR34v3r
12-13-2006, 08:51 PM
Tim be Nible,
Tim be quick,
Tim jump over the di**??
Tim dun suck it!! gawd!!

I changed it to tim because it might bee some offence to someone.

*coughcoughTomcoughcough*

The Great Kakashi
12-15-2006, 11:41 PM
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend

D4rKR34v3r
12-16-2006, 03:56 PM
Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend

funny lol!

LonelyNinja
12-16-2006, 04:07 PM
Actually, "Ring Around the Roses" was a song back in the Dark Ages when the Black Plague was going around. The "pockets full of posies" was believed to ward off the infection, and the "ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" part is a representation of how the bodies of the infected were burned afterwards to prevent further spread of the disease.

*is a History nerd* >.>

The Great Kakashi
12-16-2006, 05:03 PM
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses
And all the kings men,
Said "F*ck him,
He's only an egg."

Jaxon
12-16-2006, 07:32 PM
Actually, "Ring Around the Roses" was a song back in the Dark Ages when the Black Plague was going around. The "pockets full of posies" was believed to ward off the infection, and the "ashes, ashes, we all fall down!" part is a representation of how the bodies of the infected were burned afterwards to prevent further spread of the disease.

*is a History nerd* >.>

Also, the ring of roses represents the symptom of a ring of small red dots or warts around parts of the persons body.

*Is thankfully not the only History nerd*

The Great Kakashi
12-16-2006, 08:16 PM
This isn't a history lesson, this is about dirty/messed up nursery rhymes lol.

Old mother hubbord
went to her cuppboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
when she bent over
Rover took over,
and gave her a bone of his own.

Pride
12-16-2006, 08:32 PM
penis.



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D4rKR34v3r
12-16-2006, 08:53 PM
penis.



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ooo he is back, *sigh*. Lol LN Your little history lesson i learned in grade 5 xD!!