* ...if you could cry underwater?
* ...how important a person has to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
* ...that if money doesn't grow on trees, why banks have branches?
* ...why sandwich meat is round when bread is square?
* ...why you have to "put your two cents in", but you only get "a penny for your thoughts"? Now, where's that extra penny going to go, may I ask?
* ...once you're in heaven, if you get stuck with the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
* ...why round pizzas come in square boxes?
* ...what cured ham actually has?
* ...how we got a man on the moon before we figured out it'd be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
* ...why it is that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
* ...if they would fire you if you drank Pepsi at a Coke factory?
* ...why you're IN a movie, but ON TV?
* ...if it would still be called a "hearing" if a deaf person went to court?
* ...why it is that you can only pick from two people for President of the United States, but fifty from Miss America?
* ...why "bra" is singular, but "panties" is plural?
* ...why people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
* ...why doctors left the room while you changed when you were younger? They'd come back to see you naked, anyway.
* [[A GOOD ONE!]] ...who a 911 operator would call if he or she had a heart attack?

lmfao theres some good one on there

those are good
cant stop laughing

those are the strangest questions ever?..o.o


i wonder if anyone could answer them...>.>

* ...why doctors left the room while you changed when you were younger? They'd come back to see you naked, anyway.
I never had to take off all my clothes for a doctor... That might tell you something.

i wonder if anyone could answer them...>.>
1. Not for a long time, as you'd have to breathe.
2. People in power are considered assassinated.
3. That's just a pun.
4. The same reason why bread is cut square.
5. Explanation and origin of the terms. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_two_cents_%28idiom%29) Perhaps it costs more to bring out a thought than respond to one.
6. Heaven doesn't exist. However, if it did, I'm sure God would provide a wardrobe.
7. Boxes stack easier. Made easier, too.
8. Details on "curing." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curing_%28food_preservation%29)
9. I'm sure moonland technology is more important than wheeled luggage technology.
10. Another pun.
11. Probably not.
12. You go into a movie theater, you turn on a TV.
13. Yes.
14. You can pick more than two, actually. It depends on the political parties running.
15. Because of hideous english language.
16. People think the ground is more interesting from a higher place.
17. Would you feel comfortable watching a child strip?
18. She would probably be around medical professionals, so she shouldn't worry.

* ...if you could cry underwater??

Yes you can,when you cry underwater you will feel all of the sad feeling you

feel when you cry thus your crying.


* [[A GOOD ONE!]] ...who a 911 operator would call if he or she had a heart attack?

They wouldn't be able to call anyone,I mean ussally when you having a heart

attack you can't call anyone....cause your to bussy you know........having a


heart attack.

17. Would you feel comfortable watching a child strip?


umm...thanks for the answers?..o.o

haha

umm...maybe...>.>

jkjkjk :]

* ...if you could cry underwater?

More water around me... >_>

* * ...how important a person has to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
at least 3 days of investigation, or to have a famous last name.. XD

* * ...that if money doesn't grow on trees, why banks have branches?

Cuz it sounds better than offices.....

* * ...why sandwich meat is round when bread is square?

To make it funnier... 8D

* * ...why you have to "put your two cents in", but you only get "a penny for your thoughts"? Now, where's that extra penny going to go, may I ask?

To the gobernment... >.>

* * ...once you're in heaven, if you get stuck with the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

No, u r dressed on white clothes

* * ...why round pizzas come in square boxes?
to make them fit better....

* * ...what cured ham actually has?
Everony after it is killed...

* * ...how we got a man on the moon before we figured out it'd be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

because we think on going upward no forward, and also cuz we are always focusing on big things such as space and not on small liku luggage... XD

* * ...why it is that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

because when they finally calm down they can sleep several hours in peace...

* * ...if they would fire you if you drank Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Nah, i saw a guy drinking coke while delivering pepsi, i think he only got a warning....

* * ...why you're IN a movie, but ON TV?

Cause u are inside the movie cuz u acted on it, u are on tv cuz u may be over the shows, or cuz it sounds better...

** ...if it would still be called a "hearing" if a deaf person went to court?
yea for all the other persons besides him

* * ...why it is that you can only pick from two people for President of the United States, but fifty from Miss America?

Because the president is more important

* * ...why "bra" is singular, but "panties" is plural?
cuz bra is only one for two, and panties are a set...

** ...why people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Cuz they don't want the things they're lookin to look at them, and cuz at a higher altitude ur range of view is better....

* * ...why doctors left the room while you changed when you were younger? They'd come back to see you naked, anyway.

Because it's easier to get naked when u r alone... >.>

* * [[A GOOD ONE!]] ...who a 911 operator would call if he or she had a heart attack?

another one... 8D

Umm I am guessing you copied this from on of your emails. xD I can answer the Pizza Q though.

It is put in a squaricular box so that if aliens come, and they can't read the might mistake Domino's pizza for a sealed book or something. However if it was spherical then the aliens would know it was a Frisbee(sp?) and throw it, never allowing you to eat your pizza.

I never had to take off all my clothes for a doctor... That might tell you something.
Oh...snap. 8D, just joking.

They wouldn't be able to call anyone,I mean ussally when you having a heart

attack you can't call anyone....cause your to bussy you know........having a


heart attack.
Hmmm. But what if...the operator was watching someone else have a heart attack right by him/her, then...who would the operator call?

Umm I am guessing you copied this from on of your emails. xD I can answer the Pizza Q though.
No, actually, I'm the one who sent it.

OH ok, nice. lolz

* ...if you could cry underwater?

lol i'm pretty sure you'd drown faster that way :)

* ...if you could cry underwater?
* ...how important a person has to be before they are considered "assassinated" instead of just "murdered"?
* ...that if money doesn't grow on trees, why banks have branches?
* ...why sandwich meat is round when bread is square?
* ...why you have to "put your two cents in", but you only get "a penny for your thoughts"? Now, where's that extra penny going to go, may I ask?
* ...once you're in heaven, if you get stuck with the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
* ...why round pizzas come in square boxes?
* ...what cured ham actually has?
* ...how we got a man on the moon before we figured out it'd be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
* ...why it is that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
* ...if they would fire you if you drank Pepsi at a Coke factory?
* ...why you're IN a movie, but ON TV?
* ...if it would still be called a "hearing" if a deaf person went to court?
* ...why it is that you can only pick from two people for President of the United States, but fifty from Miss America?
* ...why "bra" is singular, but "panties" is plural?
* ...why people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
* ...why doctors left the room while you changed when you were younger? They'd come back to see you naked, anyway.
* [[A GOOD ONE!]] ...who a 911 operator would call if he or she had a heart attack?

o_O 411????

Well if your the 911 person and you gets a HA wouldn't the people around you help?

Hmmm. But what if...the operator was watching someone else have a heart attack right by him/her, then...who would the operator call?



They still wouldn't call anyone.

those r 2 funny. sry folks, but im too lazy 2 actually answer any.