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OffTheChain
05-04-2008, 01:54 PM
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/04/29/teen.charged.ap/index.html?eref=ib_topstories

Feds: School bomb plotter wanted to kill Jesus

FLORENCE, South Carolina (AP) -- A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

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Ryan Schallenberger, 18, is cooperating with the bomb plot investigation, police say.

Prosecutors argued in a federal courtroom that the statements are an indication that 18-year-old Ryan Schallenberger needs a psychological evaluation.

The straight-A Chesterfield High School senior was arrested April 19 and faces several state and federal charges, including attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction. That charge carries a possible life sentence if he is convicted.

"His conduct is bizarre," prosecutor Buddy Bethea told Judge Thomas Rogers III, who did not immediately issue a ruling. "I think it screams out in his conduct that he be evaluated."

Defense attorney Bill Nettles said the request was premature, and that Schallenberger was competent to help in his defense.

Prosecutors want Schallenberger, currently at Chesterfield County jail, moved to a federal facility because they think he may try to commit suicide. His journal writings have become increasingly violent over the past year, prosecutor Rose Mary Parham said.

An agent with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives testified that the teen told a sheriff he wanted to die after his arrest.

"He said death was better than life," Craig Townsend said. "He told the sheriff he wanted to die and go to heaven and once he got there, he wanted to kill Jesus."

Prosecutors also played a 911 tape of the teen's mother calling police after he smashed his head into a wall two days before his arrest. On the tape, she says her son threatened to shoot police if they came.

"He's not going to do it," Laurie Sittler told the operator. "He's just got a bad temper."

The teen left but his mother was scared he would return, she said in the call. "He's planning to go to college and everything, but I don't know what to do," she said.

Schallenberger was arrested after his parents picked up at the post office a package addressed to the teen containing 20 pounds of ammonium nitrate. They got nervous and looked through his room where they found a cassette tape he wanted played after he died, which they took to the sheriff's office, the agent testified. Authorities found his journal, which lauded the Columbine killers, after searching his room.

The 50-page journal contained notes on more than 10 types of explosives that Schallenberger experimented with and evaluated a year ago, the agent testified. It had a black cover and "Pisces" written on the front, and authorities have said it contained detailed plans to bomb Chesterfield High School.

Schallenberger's parents were at the hearing but would not comment.
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Townsend also testified Schallenberger's mother called police to the home in April last year, when the teen was arrested for breach of peace. He said the teen became enraged and knocked over furniture after his mother asked him to walk with his sister to a grandparent's home.

Authorities also seized a computer that shows he searched Web sites for making bombs, a shotgun, carbon dioxide canisters, "hundreds and hundreds" of matchsticks, and more cassette tapes that they have not yet heard, Townsend said.

....yeah

asq599
05-04-2008, 11:28 PM
wtf??!?!? thats weird.....

Namikaze85
05-04-2008, 11:30 PM
This is what happens in little unknown villages lmfaooo.

LonelyNinja
05-04-2008, 11:36 PM
A lot of people at my school got a good laugh out of this, including myself. He definitely needs to get his head checked out, though.

Hiraku
05-04-2008, 11:52 PM
that story is the dumbest thing i ever heard killing yourself and others to get into heaven and kill jesus. What is that guy smoking to much hashish man talk about messed up.

Lily229
05-05-2008, 12:02 AM
I saw that when it first came out and thought it was fucking amazing!

I feel bad though, sounds like a case of schizophrenia. Schizophrenia begins to develope at his age in most males who have the gene and the situation seems completely plausible that he does have the mental disorder. I hope he doesn't, though, Most people with schizophrenia aren't dangerous like this and it gives them a bad repuation for it, especially since it's so publized.


*steps off of soap box* Sorry working towards my psychology major with a specialty in mental disorders ^_^;;;.

tenkaichymaster
05-05-2008, 12:05 AM
Well that's pretty fucked up...
Angry at life eh?

Miburo
05-05-2008, 12:37 AM
That's fucking awesome! Seriously, this guy has to be a badass if he thinks he can take on Jesus. No wonder he was looking up how to get a shotgun, I wouldn't fight a magical immortal zombie without one either.

Kites
05-05-2008, 02:28 AM
That's fucking awesome! Seriously, this guy has to be a badass if he thinks he can take on Jesus. No wonder he was looking up how to get a shotgun, I wouldn't fight a magical immortal zombie without one either.
Quoted For Truth!
ROFL!

:D:D:D:D

Dizzykilla
05-05-2008, 02:30 AM
man those kids must of been freaking out, .........if i was them id bee like dam, i got so closeto dieng and i didnt kno it at all fheew............

YoshiToshi
05-05-2008, 03:10 AM
I'd like to meet this man. I wonder what kind of beef he's got with Jesus.

catilena1890
05-05-2008, 05:43 PM
MY HERO! How can I contact him? I want him to blow up my school! ROFL, but seriously, who is he kidding? even if he did manage to do this, does he honestly think he'll get into heaven for doing it? or for his plan to kill jesus? kinda redundant if you ask me, considering people in heaven are already dead.

Ami-san
05-05-2008, 05:48 PM
Lol, saw this a week ago...for 18 yrs I've lived I never heard of a person wanting to go to heaven to take out our lord and savior.

hippiematt
05-05-2008, 05:58 PM
I'm scared now.

Hokage4354
05-05-2008, 06:41 PM
My question, was he a terrorist?

If he was, then that explains a lot...

Tsuna
05-05-2008, 07:57 PM
LOL. Two words: Psych. Ward.

Shikamaru
05-05-2008, 08:22 PM
one word: Failure


all that planning and he didn't get to take on jesus, im saddened

RasenganFox
05-05-2008, 09:03 PM
Ah, it's amazing what crack can do to a person now a days.

Hokage4354
05-05-2008, 10:13 PM
I don't think it's crack, but I wouldn't doubt it....

All what i have to say is . . .PHAIL!

Sesshomaru_55
05-05-2008, 11:30 PM
Anyone else notice that everyone that seems to go crazy/insane/suicide is butt ugly?

Costigc
05-06-2008, 04:39 PM
wow thats messed up why in the world would he blow up his school to kill himself and go to heaven and to kill Jesus.. I mean who Kills Jesus for crying out loud.. thats terriable...

MangaKitty
05-06-2008, 04:52 PM
i mean, even if you dont have a religion or are in some screwed up way bent against god, who has a fettish with killing themselves, to kill jesus. i mean honestly.

Ninja48
05-06-2008, 04:58 PM
That's fucking awesome! Seriously, this guy has to be a badass if he thinks he can take on Jesus. No wonder he was looking up how to get a shotgun, I wouldn't fight a magical immortal zombie without one either.

What the fuck man I was going to say that.

ShinobiKnight
05-06-2008, 06:00 PM
Wow. >_< Would've been funny if he killed himself so he could go fight Jesus, but found out that he was getting thrown into Hell instead. Eternal gay rape by Satan is probably not one of the possibilities he considered.

yellow flash 55
05-06-2008, 06:13 PM
that kill jesus part was funny! everybody knows jesus can`t die unless he wants to.

emerald69
05-06-2008, 07:26 PM
I don't think it's funny at all. I mean the kill Jesus part. The blowing up the school, that's MY job. :) but, I hope he gets thrown into the deepest dungeons of Hell.

demonchildXX
05-09-2008, 09:13 AM
That's not funny. As a Christian, I know that that's not possible. By committing suicide like that, you CANNOT get into Heaven. Clearly he has a strong hatred for Jesus and he wants to commit suicide just to kill Him..no, it doesn't work like that. By committing suicide, you are killing the very creation of God...you. Which, as a result, really upsets Him. But still..in order to have such feelings like that...he must've been through a lot...I feel sorry for him...It's really depressing to know that there are still people like him out there in the world...

LordKraven
05-10-2008, 05:55 AM
Really Really stupid.. I don't think anyone could kill jesus when he's already dead.. and he only died for us, otherwise he wouldn't......... :S

UchihaTaijiya
05-13-2008, 02:19 AM
Jesus?

Why not teh boss?

Guess his ambitions just weren't high enough. 8]

kuneria
05-14-2008, 08:19 PM
that kid has got to be on drugs
i may not be christian but still
i dont think he gonna go to "heaven"

Minamoto4444
05-14-2008, 09:36 PM
I found his friends!
http://www.churchofsatan.com/home.html

kenneth20748
05-15-2008, 09:49 AM
very wierd... i wonder y he has issues with jesus? The bigger question, how did he plan on killing him?

emiko-sammy
05-15-2008, 01:28 PM
WTF?! whats his problem with jesus?? apart from that ^^ it's badass ^^

Miburo
05-15-2008, 02:37 PM
I think it's kind of disturbing that some of you people find it more offensive that he wants to go to a magic land and fight magic zombies over him wanting to potentially kill a bunch of innocent, actually living, people. >.>

Also, @UT-Word. The second I get to heaven I'm going to beat God down like he stole something. That'll get me some mad afterlife cred. Fuck yeah. ; )

sheik
06-08-2008, 10:45 AM
It would be funny of that kid went to heaven and confronted Jesus
Jesus:Welcome my child...
Kid:Yes, now I am finally going to KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!
Jesus: Silly sheep, do you think those scrap-of-metal monkey tools have any affect on me?
Kid: Well lets just see how powerful you are when I BLOW OFF YOUR HEAD WITH THIS TWELVE GAUGE!!!!!!
*shoots Jesus directly in the head but it doesn't affect him*
Jesus: I will give you one last chance to back down
Kid: NEVER!! I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Jesus:THese kids never learn these days, you give them a bible and even send them signs but NOOOO, they only want to learn the hard way.
Kid:Lets see how well you fare against this combat knife!
jesus:CHIDORI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Chidoris the kid right in the gut!*
Kid:ugh........so.....powerful......
Jesus: Brace yourself......KAAAA..MEEEEE....HAAAAA... MEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*obliterate the kid and he goes to hell and gets butted rapped by satan's spikey penis for all eternity*

Trey
06-08-2008, 11:03 AM
Like, why would God and son let dude into heaven if they knew he was going there to kill them? Maybe they wanted to get a laugh when the guy showed up Rambo-style, letting off rounds until he realizes his ammunition does nothing. Perhaps the Almighty Duo is getting bored with the goody two-shoes roaming around in redemption land.

akuryuken
06-09-2008, 02:45 AM
MY HERO! How can I contact him? I want him to blow up my school! ROFL, but seriously, who is he kidding? even if he did manage to do this, does he honestly think he'll get into heaven for doing it? or for his plan to kill jesus? kinda redundant if you ask me, considering people in heaven are already dead.

lols i guess like this

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: dam all you ppl now i will blow this f&^# school. *with the detonator in 1 hand and a shotgun in the other*:mad:

BUMM BAM*explosion sound*(he blow the school now he is dead)

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: yes im almost in heaven i will kill Jesus and every1 here too*with a shotgun in his hands*:p

heaven entrance.
Jesus: hey what the F@$% you think you are doing here with a shotgun:confused:

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: i will going to kill you.:cool:

Jesus: OK so you put bullets in that shotgun?:rolleyes:

ryan a.k.a Pepedinamite: OH DAMN *pack of bullets inside his car*

Genjutsu Genius
06-09-2008, 03:27 AM
This sounds like something Stewie Griffin would do. Good thing Jesus is not Lois.

Evil[Angel]
06-27-2008, 06:15 AM
How can you kill jesus, he's already dead, stupid idiot.

The Special One
06-27-2008, 12:59 PM
What makes this ridiculous, is that he believes in Jesus obviously, so he knows what heaven and hell is. By killing people, he absolutely will not make it to heaven, so he won't be able to meet Jesus. The boy's logic is just wrong. How in the world can someone believe in Jesus and think they can meet him by killing people. He must be on that good stuff.