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OffTheChain
05-11-2008, 07:22 AM
http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Raidori
05-11-2008, 07:25 AM
thank you for that i needed a good laugh.

skwee
05-11-2008, 08:17 AM
What a fucking stupid kid.I mean who uses that much money just to play halo with hookers,I woulda bought the hookers,and done them and left,to hell with the xobox playing.

Hokage4354
05-11-2008, 10:26 AM
I know right.

x]


Thank's for the laughs...

Miburo
05-11-2008, 10:35 AM
This kid is a true fucking hero. I don't want to hear anyone saying anything but fucking praise for this badass. You all know none of you would have the balls to do any of this shit, and aren't anywhere near as lulzy enough to think of such clever lies to tell delivery guys and hookers.

I hope he does become a politician, because I would sure as hell vote for the dude. Easily the coolest 13 year old I've ever read about, ever. /salute

Raidori
05-11-2008, 10:40 AM
but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

Distortion
05-11-2008, 11:11 AM
but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

A true moron. One thousand dollar a night hooker.. that's some presidential type of *****. He'll probably end up being our governor or something.

Kina
05-11-2008, 11:23 AM
I want to be a Halo Hooker. Five hundred a night or 50 for 5 games. XD

Anyway, that kid shouldn't know his dad's pin number to begin with. *shrug* Kids don't need to know the number unless they've proven themselves mature and responsible.

Shikamaru
05-11-2008, 11:57 AM
yes we dont have the balls to do this because we're not idiots. we know doing stupidass things like this, especially at this age, would put us in deep shit lol


as for his politician career, id love to see it happen too, good luck to him after this incident though

xxxkakashifanxxx
05-11-2008, 12:02 PM
wow talk about dumb-ass anywayz i wud also luv 2 see him become a politocian media wud have a field day lol

Ninja48
05-11-2008, 12:26 PM
The kid is awesome except for the fact that he mentioned playing in a World of Warcraft tournament. Truth or not, that's pretty lame.

LordKraven
05-11-2008, 12:33 PM
Lol at idiotic teenagers? :S
I would have got the girls to play with me instead.. *winK*

Trey
05-11-2008, 01:37 PM
Paid hookers to play Halo with him? Awesomeness like that speaks for itself.

Also:

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.


The kid is a fucking genius.

catilena1890
05-11-2008, 01:48 PM
ROFL this is funny. What did the kid buy hookers for if he wasn't gonna use them?

Hokage4354
05-11-2008, 02:34 PM
Looks like we have a mini George bush here. . . .

X]

kuneria
05-11-2008, 06:18 PM
what the hell
O_o i could not follow any of that untill the end
>.>
some weird people in this world

Miburo
05-11-2008, 06:58 PM
paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

Badasses do. That's who.

yes we dont have the balls to do this because we're not idiots. we know doing stupidass things like this, especially at this age, would put us in deep shit lol

I wouldn't call a three year probation dealy "deep shit." It probably all gets expunged from his record anyway once he turns 18, since it wasn't a violent crime or anything. It really is no big deal, and is fucking lulzy as all hell.

The kid is awesome except for the fact that he mentioned playing in a World of Warcraft tournament. Truth or not, that's pretty lame.

True that. And I would have told the 1000 dollar hookers to make me a sandwich too. But what the hell, he did damn well for a 13 year old. I mean, we're talking Hokage8329438 aged kids here. He's way ahead of the curve, yo. XD

Paid hookers to play Halo with him? Awesomeness like that speaks for itself.

The kid is a fucking genius.

Trey fucking gets it. I swear you people wouldn't know awesome if it(read:I) punched you in the face. ; )

Hokage4354
05-11-2008, 07:00 PM
Pretty much, what Miburo said. . .

This kid's awesome.

Hookers+13 year old= A night of fun, Halo Style

Raidori
05-11-2008, 07:04 PM
A true moron. One thousand dollar a night hooker.. that's some presidential type of *****. He'll probably end up being our governor or something.

i want free hookers and xbox live so if he becomes prez or something hes got my vote.

Sydnie_J
05-11-2008, 07:05 PM
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! that is crazy

YondaimeBunshin
05-11-2008, 10:14 PM
LOL that's awesome. I don't encourage it necessarily, but that's almost as hott as those kids who get to hook up with their teachers at a young age.. *jealousy* :rolleyes:

Swtvi3tboi08
05-12-2008, 12:06 AM
Damn, he knows his shit. GG to him. Tough luck he got caught though. LOL!

Shikamaru
05-12-2008, 05:27 AM
I wouldn't call a three year probation dealy "deep shit." It probably all gets expunged from his record anyway once he turns 18, since it wasn't a violent crime or anything. It really is no big deal, and is fucking lulzy as all hell.



i meant with his father :rolleyes: 18 - 13 = 5 years of hell from his father

LordKraven
05-12-2008, 02:50 PM
Looks like we have a mini George bush here. . . .

X]
Lol that made me laugh!

Nah really think about it.. he is a genius.. know why..?
He didn't use his own money.. instead he used his dad's... why not? :P:cool:

skwee
05-12-2008, 04:23 PM
I want to be a Halo Hooker. Five hundred a night or 50 for 5 games. XD

*pulls out wallet,due you accept Xbox live point cards?

Miburo
05-12-2008, 04:31 PM
i meant with his father :rolleyes: 18 - 13 = 5 years of hell from his father

Nah. If it was my kid, I'd be pissed at first. But I'd get over it real quick after thinking about how fucking hilarious it is. I doubt he'd be pissed at him for five years. ; )

but all he wanted to do was play xbox hahahahaha

That's what makes it even more awesome. XD

Raidori
05-12-2008, 04:33 PM
if he was my kid i would ask him to buy the cheap hookers next time. and to get your moneys worth.

Costigc
05-12-2008, 04:39 PM
I hate to be a burden but what is wrong with this world today i mean theres been rapes, malested people and that.. Its crazy but its kinda funny in a wierd sort of way.

Raidori
05-12-2008, 05:01 PM
rapings and molestation have been around since the beggining of human civilization and animals do it too so its nothing new.

Kina
05-12-2008, 06:40 PM
*pulls out wallet,due you accept Xbox live point cards?
Why, yes I do.

Raidori
05-12-2008, 06:43 PM
Why, yes I do.

thats my kinda woman.

ShinobiKnight
05-12-2008, 07:37 PM
ROFL, that is awesome. That kid knows how to think outside the box. I'm going to remember his name, and if he runs for anything I'm voting for him.

Shikamaru
05-13-2008, 02:19 AM
Nah. If it was my kid, I'd be pissed at first. But I'd get over it real quick after thinking about how fucking hilarious it is. I doubt he'd be pissed at him for five years. ; )




shoot... my dad would schedule ass beatings everyday for the next 1,825 days of my life.


not to mention id have to pay it all back, i dont think the kid is going to get off as easy as "lulz grenade + cat = funny, your off the hook" although itd be totally awsome if he did

UchihaTaijiya
05-13-2008, 02:34 AM
Yeah, my dad would have my neck for something like that.
Not that I'd use the money for video games and overpriced hookers.
Maybe some tickets to Europe, though, that's more like it.

Congrats kid, you're on your way ~

kenneth20748
05-13-2008, 07:59 AM
It sounds too good to be true, especially the politician part. Well kid, you just got your first politician smear. You ARE well on your way. I mean seriously, that kid must have not hit puberty yet. For $1,000 escort girls, playing Halo is something you do after "the business". Hell, do them again for $1,000 caz with that kind of price tag, I know they're worth it. He'll just have to better cover his tracks next time.

videosk8er
05-13-2008, 08:39 AM
LMAO that was the funnest thing I read all day but buying $1000 hookers just to play halo seems lke a waste of money.

Now strip halo is a different story XD

play25games
05-13-2008, 09:56 AM
Cool way to celebrate the victory. That's one of the bad ass things to do.
He is 13 so may be he was scared or not really into sex.

I guess he must be courageous or an total idiot who does not know about Consequences.
Any way he deserves a detention.

Kaine
05-14-2008, 12:55 PM
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that kid will go far to this country

yellow flash 55
05-14-2008, 04:49 PM
he`s a retard they should have goten down to bissness in stead of playing halo.

asq599
05-14-2008, 05:24 PM
man hes my hero.... but he should have played halo after the real "game"

yellow flash 55
05-14-2008, 05:26 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trey
05-15-2008, 10:45 PM
Looks like this story is a hoax: http://kotaku.com/391055/boys-pay-hookers-to-play-halo-andoh-that-story-isnt-real

Miburo
05-15-2008, 11:32 PM
Nooo!

I was beginning to build some faith in today's youth too. If this isn't true, then I'm going to have to go back to thinking that all kids today are emofags and douchebags (Mostly both though.). ; ;

Damn, if it was just Kotaku saying it was fake then I wouldn't believe it. God damn, they post some retarded ass shit on that site from what I've seen.

Sevi
05-17-2008, 09:56 PM
Crap. Too good to be true. XD

akuryuken
06-09-2008, 03:04 AM
but why did he rent out some hookers to play xbox? first i thought because hes retarted then i thought coolest idea ever. paying hookers to play halo. who does that?

i dont know who does that but here is his answer why he ordered 2 hookers "Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament."

lols the kids(like him) of these days are crazy and stupid

Evil[Angel]
06-27-2008, 06:13 AM
Dude, does he not want too get laid

Hookers:Wanna fuck??
Kid:No i wanna kill this alien till hes daEDZ!!!!!!!