View Full Version : Top Gun's crackberry LOST in Toronto!

kyukon sosei
12-10-2008, 08:57 PM
With a brand new, Hitlerific project to promote, Hollywood's most-powerful-man-currently-on-the-cover-of-Details, Tom Cruise, has been offering the media unprecedented access. Would your MTV2.tv talk show, shot in a 4th floor Viacom ladies' room, like Tom to weigh in on the Heidi-Spencer elopement? He's game! Most recently, he's been availing himself to the Canadian press, answering questions on topics from the personal ("Is Katie a snorer?") to the mundane ("What's your favorite single on 2008 Canadian Idol winner Theo Tams's new CD?") during a Valkyrie PR tour of Toronto. It seems, however, that somewhere between the MTV Canada, Access Hollywood North, and Extra: Canadian Edition! studios, Tom has misplaced his Blackberry:

[Cruise...] has lost his BlackBerry, National Post columnist Shinan Govani reports. After Cruise did a full-hour interview with "Entertainment Tonight Canada," his people called the studio asking if anyone had found the gadget. "A search was done, but, nada," Govani said. "So, basically, someone in Toronto has Top Gun's crackberry."

Obviously, the superstar has nothing to worry about, as the honorable people of Canada aren't the type to exploit Tom's loss for their personal gain. The second anyone stumbles upon the missing "Blackberry," they are therefore expected to return it to Tom's management immediately, paying no attention to the words "Spousal E-Remote" etched along the top, and touching none of the menus titled "Gestures," "Facial Expressions," or "Pre-Programmed Phrases of Feminine Independence."

Source: http://defamer.com/5106528/toronto-on-high-alert-for-tom-cruises-missing-blackberry

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12-10-2008, 09:14 PM
The author has a terrible sense of humour.

12-11-2008, 07:59 AM
^ This.

I'd be more concerned with finding the secret Scientologist plans on his Blackberry.

12-11-2008, 06:21 PM
Really now, who gives a shit if fucking Tom Cruise lost his Blackberry? Who here really cares enough about celebrities to find this interesting?

12-11-2008, 08:16 PM
I guess Kyu does, but I don't know where to make fun of them or not because I don't know their gender.