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Nexus
02-06-2009, 06:18 PM
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FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Bartusek's inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Cape Coral Police Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that Bartusek was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the dolls. When confronted by police, Bartusek said that he was headed to Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Bartusek, charged with breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts," noted police. Bartusek is pictured at right in a Lee County Sheriff's Office mug shot.

This is too funny...

Konnaha_yellow_flash
02-06-2009, 06:51 PM
LOL! So bud bundy has been in florida this whole time:D

Miburo
02-06-2009, 07:16 PM
You mean Al Bundy, scrub. Bud is the kid or some shit. And Al Bundy could kick your ass.

Also, that dude eats a lot of reese's.

Jaxon
02-06-2009, 07:20 PM
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/Jokerson/wat-1.jpg

Lol sry gaiz, got carried awai O_O;

Vanity
02-06-2009, 07:24 PM
Edit~ <3Jax<3

the least he could have done was got Twix instead =/

Kina
02-06-2009, 07:34 PM
Another Floridian. Lol

Konnaha_yellow_flash
02-06-2009, 08:06 PM
You mean Al Bundy, scrub. Bud is the kid or some shit. And Al Bundy could kick your ass.

Also, that dude eats a lot of reese's.

Bud was the one with the blow up dolls right?

Miburo
02-07-2009, 04:40 PM
Wha? Oh, I dunno. You might be right.

I figured you were going by how the dude looks. If you were going the blowup doll route you should have made fun of some perma-virgin megafailure like anwar, yo.

seanizzzle
02-08-2009, 03:25 AM
Haha this is so funny. In public? man that's insane. I have no idea where people get the notion to do these kind of things...

Sevi
02-08-2009, 03:22 PM
Epic lulz.

How much time did he get?

catilena1890
03-02-2009, 11:50 AM
ROFL! I can't stop laughing at this. This is either a very lonely man, or two very desperate blow-up dolls.

Hurricane Chronicles
03-02-2009, 04:59 PM
Bud was the one with the blow up dolls right?

yeah bud always had his blow up dolls

as for the guy and his plastic pussys WTF why in public do that shit at home. And i dont understand why instead of 2 blowup dolls he should have got a fat chick with real pussy even trade rite. lol

Spiegel
03-02-2009, 11:57 PM
Another Floridian. Lol

Man this sucks but I have to agree, Floridan's do some stupid shit in parking lots. I know because I live in Florida. There was another instance where a girl was caught giving a bj to her boyfriend in a church parking lot. They got chased out by an usher.