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pinkdoremi
11-29-2004, 08:55 PM
PPL! Have you ever needed to go out on a date, and you just couldn't seem to get into that mini skirt, that would have made you look FABULOUS! (Omg I love that word too...fabuloouuuus) Anyways! THIS IS HOW to NEVER gain weight!!!

First: Run around be hyper ALL THE TIME! OMFG IF YOU ARE RARELY HYPER! THAN YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND STILL BE SKINNY! Seriously! The reason for this is, you HAVE to, absolutely HAVE to keep that metabolism up high, If you find your sugar level is low, then at least run around a lot, do a lot of excersices JUST NEVER HOLD STILL!!!

Secondly: LAUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!! Laughing burns calories!!! The more you laugh, the skinnier you'll be! OMFG LIGHT, US ALL THE TIME, LAUGHING OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF

If you continue this regularily, than you can eat as much as you fucking want and like NEVER gain weight...EVER...

Example of this: ME! ME DAMNIT! I'm a hyper bitch, and I laugh non stop! And I GUESS you could say Lighy's one too *rolls eyes* (lol you know I'm jking lover)

SonicAdvDX
11-29-2004, 08:57 PM
Have you ever needed to go out on a date, and you just couldn't seem to get into that mini skirt, that would have made you look FABULOUS
Um... No, I don't wear mini-skirts... Oh wait, I'm a guy. Meh, I'm outta here.

LightDreamer
11-29-2004, 09:11 PM
Omg Pinky!!! Lol...Good times...but I don't wear skirts...but I did buy these new pair of Mavi Jeans! Did you see them? I wore them yesterday...Anyways, My moms all...YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIT IN THEM! And I'm all YES I AM DAMNIT! We ended up buying one 2 sizes bigger, lmfao, I'm a fat hog! =P

I swear Laughing helps! Being depressed won't get you no wear! (get it wear...instead of where, fuck I'm dumb...lol...dumb ^^) I can't stand people who purposely make themselves throw up just to be skinnier, or try to deprive themselves of nurishment, but honestly, there's been a study that shows if you stop eating, than your metabolism slows down, and you will get fatter instead of skinnier that's WILL. The only time that not eating or throwing up will make you skinnier, is when there's nothing left in your stomach to eat, that your own stomach starts eating your fat, until eventually you will be anorexic, or balemic...ppl die from this, ppl...(sorry had to get serious there, it annoys me when ppl think that starvation is the only way out)

ph3
11-29-2004, 09:33 PM
orr... u could just play sports....
and then eating whatever you want wont = gaining wait - or looking like some phsycho who wont shut up or stop laughing :rolleyes: =P
and seriously? im one of the laziest people... ever... and unhyperish... (is that even a word?... oh well)
and yet - i fit into them miniskirts just fine.

spiral_vortex
11-29-2004, 10:33 PM
lol im a guy but i was dared to wear a lotta girlish things.......i can fit samll TNA and i can fit a size 2 3 ish skirt..lol heh n i wore lipstick once to hehe and too keep your weight well play sports..i play them all the time cept the summer i gain lotta weight in the summmer then lose like alot in skool


im the laziest person ever...

pinkdoremi
11-29-2004, 10:51 PM
There was a guy in my class last year, who lost a bet, and had to wear nail polish...that...WAS AWESOME........Yah, you could say I look like an idiot most of the times! but eh! That's who I am ;)

spiral_vortex
11-29-2004, 10:59 PM
well everyone at my skool thinks im soo feminine lol cause they saw me wear tna lol it was a dare and plus i know girl brand names and know wat a french manicure is hehehe lol im kinda light for my size so im considered thin

mini
11-29-2004, 11:18 PM
Um... No, I don't wear mini-skirts... Oh wait, I'm a guy. Meh, I'm outta here.
lol i could juz imagine adam in a mini skirt ewwie lol
im hypur like alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i laugh like krazieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee i get hypur of air^^

yesterday a church me n mah friends were juz fooling around n laughing like CRAZIE n my pastor was yelling at us T.T

ph3
11-29-2004, 11:36 PM
lol @ deh guys - last year for our lip sync concert - a bunch of senior guys borrowed some girls school uniforms and pole danced ^.^
quite entertaining

mini
11-29-2004, 11:39 PM
lol @ deh guys - last year for our lip sync concert - a bunch of senior guys borrowed some girls school uniforms and pole danced ^.^
quite entertaining

lol u serious ?????????!?!?!?!?!
lol last halloween all the 8th grade guys dressed up as gurls i know them all lol i was laughing like krazie n they started chasing meeh cuz im their lil ddong seng who they ALWAYS pick on lol i caught it on vid on my cell phone!!! n i started showing them n they took my cell phone T.T

Angelus
11-30-2004, 12:52 PM
admittdly I'm not a giril, but I seem to be able to eat as much as I want and never get fat, actually that's the same as my mum, maybe it's genetic.....

1tachi
11-30-2004, 01:13 PM
u do kno u said fight and not fat right?

Angelus
11-30-2004, 02:52 PM
not any more with the help of editing!

Anto
12-01-2004, 06:53 AM
I am usually hyper, and laugh a lot... but I am fat, so, that wont work on me =P

/Off topic: pinkdoremi... since you're a newbie to this forum, try not to swear... you could get banned or get bad rep. points...

pinkdoremi
12-03-2004, 01:23 PM
|= |_| ( |< |_|!! t(-_-t) *if you can't see it's putting up it's middle fingers^^*

Sonikku-san
12-03-2004, 01:31 PM
woah... what did you just say?

Aruko
12-03-2004, 01:47 PM
she said f you
its good knowing |337

mini
12-03-2004, 08:15 PM
HYPUR is like the best thing todai was my crushies bday n i was like hugging all through lunch n afterskool n i like wouldnt let go n every1 was staging then i started running around like krazieeeeeeeeeeeeeee n jumping cuz im was soooo hypur n happie^^

Sasuke
12-03-2004, 08:24 PM
I am a guy. And another thing is that I am not in any sport and hang around the house all day and never gain a single pound(I am underweight) It is cool to be me because I could eat as much junk food as I want and never lift a finger to burn it off.

LightDreamer
12-03-2004, 10:44 PM
Odd, maybe u have a high matabolism ^^ I know I DO! LOL I EAT LIKE A PIGGY!! ASK ANYONE!!!! It's all junk food for me! And I don't gain weight...it's all about da matabolism baby ;) But...if you don't play awot of sports then how do u have a high matabolism! Beats me...maybe it's heretitary...(don't think I spelt that rite o.o)

spiral_vortex
12-03-2004, 10:46 PM
im underweight for my size.....too but since i do sports and shit its not that hard

JustaStalker
12-30-2004, 09:57 PM
Odd, maybe u have a high matabolism ^^ I know I DO! LOL I EAT LIKE A PIGGY!! ASK ANYONE!!!! It's all junk food for me! And I don't gain weight...it's all about da matabolism baby ;) But...if you don't play awot of sports then how do u have a high matabolism! Beats me...maybe it's heretitary...(don't think I spelt that rite o.o)
>.< You really DO eat like a pig...just like Joey (PorkyDragon) OMG...ANND...when you finish YOUR food you just STARE at others eat and every 2 seconds..."Are you done?" ...*later* "Are you done?" ..."Are you done?"

But yeah...I don't have the problem of fitting into a mini skirt seeing I simply..don't WEAR mini skirts. Heck, I don't even wear skirts in general...-.-' Just that ONCE (for the last couple of years) wearing a dress for Grad (...from Elementary) and it was UNCOMFORTABLE. I don't really care about my weight. I'm fat...but I don't wear tight clothing so you can't see anyways. ^-^ Eating is goooooood.

sujirosan
01-02-2005, 03:53 AM
Its so easy to lose wheight, but its so hard to gian wheight!

Meteorain27
01-02-2005, 12:06 PM
Most people wish they were you then sujirosan. About wearing lipstick, one of my friends had to wear some when he was doing a bangra (indian dance typically done by males). And in our school, we had a boy's beauty pageant once. A lot of boys had to dress up in girl's outfits. I swear it was so funny.

hItMaN1091
01-03-2005, 07:39 PM
all those really fat ppl out there could use liposuction

matthiias
01-05-2005, 05:33 PM
*shock* never gain weight again? this must be a magical thing of which you speak! lol j/k

laker
01-06-2005, 02:07 AM
i'm jealous of those people that eat and eat but never gain a single pound that is just not fair at all. while there are people that try to lose weight by bare eating anything and still gain weight or having lose a pound.

noxide
01-06-2005, 02:16 AM
that would be extremely annoying

Typhoon
01-11-2005, 12:53 PM
Eating the right kinds of foods with a balanced diet and a sufficient amount of exercise would help you to maintain fit, lose unneccessary fat and not gain extra mass. I play a lot of sports everyday and I eat a lot as well. I eat about 5-6 meals a day, but I never put on weight and I'm actually pretty skinny. I also eat a mixture of rice, meat, vegetables etc. to balance everything. What you eat and what you do are the most important.

swirlyrobeitachi
01-13-2005, 06:47 PM
PPL! Have you ever needed to go out on a date, and you just couldn't seem to get into that mini skirt, that would have made you look FABULOUS! (Omg I love that word too...fabuloouuuus) Anyways! THIS IS HOW to NEVER gain weight!!!

First: Run around be hyper ALL THE TIME! OMFG IF YOU ARE RARELY HYPER! THAN YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND STILL BE SKINNY! Seriously! The reason for this is, you HAVE to, absolutely HAVE to keep that metabolism up high, If you find your sugar level is low, then at least run around a lot, do a lot of excersices JUST NEVER HOLD STILL!!!

Secondly: LAUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!! Laughing burns calories!!! The more you laugh, the skinnier you'll be! OMFG LIGHT, US ALL THE TIME, LAUGHING OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF

If you continue this regularily, than you can eat as much as you fucking want and like NEVER gain weight...EVER...

Example of this: ME! ME DAMNIT! I'm a hyper bitch, and I laugh non stop! And I GUESS you could say Lighy's one too *rolls eyes* (lol you know I'm jking lover)

or u can do the normal peoples way and stick ur hand in ur throat thats wat the girls do in my school, instead of acting like losers

Veggie-Kun
01-14-2005, 03:20 AM
erm...people make the weirdist threads!

ondu
01-14-2005, 04:36 AM
so true...veggie-kun.i like the way i am.than que:)

h4kk3
01-14-2005, 06:55 AM
Unlucky me, if only Iwas a girl, I would be able to wear that mini-skirt. Just joking, anyways, I'm obviously a guy.

sultrec
01-15-2005, 11:37 AM
They Say Sex Is The Best Excercise

sultrec
01-15-2005, 11:39 AM
Its In The Genes Dude!!!!!! The Genes!!!!!

PorkyDragon
01-15-2005, 05:46 PM
Uhm....Jane(justastalker) that reallly doesnt sound like jenn O___O WHAT HAPPENED TO JENN(Pinkdoremi) AHHH TELL ME!!!!!!!!.
Pinkdoremi...you dont eat that much- as you can see you are teh twig, twig=skinny. and you eat so little so...yeah you cant really explain how to eat a lot and never gain weight xD, then again you eat alot of snacks soooo, i dont know anymore... wah!
.Porky

nelsonkong
01-16-2005, 11:11 PM
that pretty much depends on your gene (DNA). Some people just won't get any fatter by eating all kind of fatty food. Some people gain weight like crazy even they try to control. But there is lot and lot of slimming center out there, but you have to pay for it. that is why they are earning lots of money. For me, i exercise twice a week, i mean real exercise. This help to burn your calories and maintain fit. Quite hard to start but you will pick up when you do it more reqularly. Forget the slimming center. Keep you money in your pocket and spend elsewhere.

kakashi2010
01-17-2005, 12:56 AM
PPL! Have you ever needed to go out on a date, and you just couldn't seem to get into that mini skirt, that would have made you look FABULOUS! (Omg I love that word too...fabuloouuuus) Anyways! THIS IS HOW to NEVER gain weight!!!

First: Run around be hyper ALL THE TIME! OMFG IF YOU ARE RARELY HYPER! THAN YOU WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED TO EAT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND STILL BE SKINNY! Seriously! The reason for this is, you HAVE to, absolutely HAVE to keep that metabolism up high, If you find your sugar level is low, then at least run around a lot, do a lot of excersices JUST NEVER HOLD STILL!!!

Secondly: LAUGH YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!!!! Laughing burns calories!!! The more you laugh, the skinnier you'll be! OMFG LIGHT, US ALL THE TIME, LAUGHING OUR FUCKING HEADS OFF

If you continue this regularily, than you can eat as much as you fucking want and like NEVER gain weight...EVER...

Example of this: ME! ME DAMNIT! I'm a hyper bitch, and I laugh non stop! And I GUESS you could say Lighy's one too *rolls eyes* (lol you know I'm jking lover)

it's called a high metabolism. i have that. i weigh 110 lbs. [115 when wet] and i am very thin. i hate my metabolism.

mini
01-17-2005, 02:24 AM
u can get skinny if u eat a lot..