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14 Apr, 03:05 PM

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.
This is hilarious. The robber did receive punishment, but in the form of a mangled penis lol.

One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

LOL thats awesome

I think we found the perfect woman for muro XD

She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

Ouch, that must hurt... but even so i would NEVER go to the police to say "Help, i was raped by a woman", even worse he got charges.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

lol

Besides the frenulum getting torn (ouch), he was very lucky. I hope she was hot and didn't have diseases.

Haha wow. That's why you don't go try to rob hair salons.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

lmao-best news i've heard all day, guess she was too much for him, some man HE was
hope he learnt his lesson lol

Her face is blurred in the picture but she doesn't seem incredibly fat and ugly or something at least.

The frenum stuff makes it nasty though. Still though, LOL.

I wonder whats the hairdresser look like:rolleyes:? maybe she look like ma frog:D with super yellowish teeth:o

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. I think the lady was very leaneant with him. She could have called the 50 and got him in jail prob for 10 20 life? IDK what it is there, but yea.

but all she did was give him something everyman wants, and he pressed charges.
I predict shell be fined and filed as a rapist and let go, and he will be in jail.

lesson of the news...

don't trust your HAIRDRESSER!

karma's a bitch

This is one of the funniest news i've seen in awhile. That's one horny bizitch. Poor guy's lil friend was frightened and limping and she forced him to take viagra lol. Then she goes and tears it up.. what a bad way to suffer.. even worse if he contracted aids or std in the process.. He must be psychologically scared from having sex with any female hairdresser for life.

Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
xD

Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
xD

I thought I was the only one that thought that!!!1

This is some intense hilarity... my God, that man was such a bitch.

Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.

http://russiatoday.ru/s/obj/2009-04-14/rapper.858.jpg
^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.

Would bang.

Artan and Kluangs relatives are fucking crazy.

http://russiatoday.ru/s/obj/2009-04-14/rapper.858.jpg
^From the pic she doesn't seem particularly fat, unless it's a fat-angle shot in disguise. Saying that though he face might be acne ridden or something. Maybe a face like a foetal michael jackson.

Guy's a twat anyway really, he should have just got to the hospital and considered himself lucky.

Pfft, I'd be gay for her =/

Is she balding and is that a mustache i see or just a dark blur around her upper lip or what lol. If she looks good in person, i bang that big foreheaded girl and tear it up. Not to be too picky just want to make sure if im not gonna accidentally cross swords.

I'd let my hair dresser rape me, but then it wouldn't be rape just me giving her what she wants, and i don't think i'd have any problem pitching a tent either...

Wow, what a pussy. Even she knows black belt stuff, at least proof your manliness by your 1.5 inches penor

Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.

i agree the guy like, got man-handled by a woman,i eonder if shes hot

I dont give a flying fck if she has a black belt in martial arts, if some girl tore up my penis, i'd go to my closet and get a black belt of my own and come back to whiip that blonde bitch into submission rather than calling the police. Indeed, a man pussy.

^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.

lol thats why its better to practice it everyday to make it hard & tough as a rock! jokes

^why jokes? i use mine to cut diamonds everyday

^You'd still be a pussy since you got your dong shredded from having sex with a chick.

Isn't that what im tryin to say? lol. Just suggesting that rather than calling the cops and being more of a pussy he should go back to where she was and do somethin about it.


Maybe the dude can get a new penis with this (scroll down to the pic).... It's an herbal or eco-friendly penis:

http://www.africamasterweb.com/AdSense/PenisJealousWifeCutsOffHusband.html

It's an amusing story, but I can't think of what possessed her to rape a random burglar... STDs/STIs..... =.=; I suppose though she probably didn't give shit about protecting herself and may have had a few of her own already, part of the revenge, ya know?

Lmao.


Anyways, he was a terrible thief. There's no fun in simply taking it at gun point. You got do that shit with finesse. Having said that, I wonder if this girl had any STD's? lol.

I'd like to hold her at gun point some time and see what happens from there. Exciting just thinking about it.

omg that is so kewl that would suck and blow at the same time.

1. She was the Man between both of them.
2. The Guy must of have some pleasure until his frenulum was damanged.
3. Emasculinated, yes, but the girl knew how to fight, so its less emasculinating than a girl who doesn't.

In the end, there are people in this world that are some fck up froot loops and the Justice systemu isnt the same everywhere. Like in China, its against the law to see a human bone*, even in Video Games.

var * = Human bone or any bone, im nor sure;

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One side of me says, "Ha! Ha! He got owned!"
But, my other sides says, "It's not right! Not right! NOT RIGHT!!!!"

LOL... man gets weak after seeing pussy. Men are similar to dogs.. if you feed them, they will do what you say and be loyal to u. lolz

LOL... man gets weak after seeing pussy. Men are similar to dogs.. if you feed them, they will do what you say and be loyal to u. lolzYou're not describing men, you're describing weak-ass pussies who couldn't even lift a Manly Battle Ax of Baddassery +5.