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Lalalila
11-21-2009, 08:01 PM
Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is repaired! It will break again or do we will finally gets answers about Higgs boson?! ;-)

Jaxon
11-21-2009, 08:03 PM
It'll open a hole in the universe and we'll have to fight the denizens of Xen.

Lalalila
11-21-2009, 08:13 PM
What the hell is denizens of Xen?

Jaxon
11-21-2009, 08:16 PM
Just make sure you have a crowbar.

Freshgrease
11-21-2009, 11:05 PM
It's Large Hardon Collider, btw.

And no. It is perfectly safe.

kluang
11-22-2009, 04:45 AM
What should Freeman do with a Large Hardon Collider?

Lalalila
11-22-2009, 09:06 AM
It's Large Hadron Collider not Large Hardon Collider lol

Jaxon
11-22-2009, 10:55 AM
No, it's a Large Hardon Collider. Smacking two massive wangs into each other at great speed to rip holes in space/time.

This is what happens when science meets alcohol.

kluang
11-22-2009, 11:24 AM
The next thing you know, the G-man knocking on your door

Jaxon
11-22-2009, 11:28 AM
We should prepare for... unforseen consequences.

manta
11-22-2009, 12:05 PM
large hardon collider? awww shit i cant participate :(

You all should follow this link, its very helpful:

http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedthewor ldyet.com/

xxMESTxx
11-27-2009, 05:30 PM
i read a theory somewhere

the higgs boson is an atom that can theoretically move backwards in time.

well this theory states that the machine is in fact being turned on and that the creation of the higgs boson at some point in the future would then ripple backwards through time to put a stop to whatever it was that had created it in the first place.

i found it too be very interesting. you guys might too

stubborn_d0nkey
11-30-2009, 04:29 PM
Up and running, yeah!!!

I might go and use it in February/March, but its highly unlikely

Ryuzaki
01-05-2010, 03:32 PM
Up and running, yeah!!!

I might go and use it in February/March, but its highly unlikely
LOL...I had to write a paper in physics class about this and the ability to pierce through dark matter. It might actually open a wormhole and suck the world in...

-SassyLady-
01-05-2010, 06:08 PM
??????????????SAY WHAT????????????

Nerox
01-05-2010, 09:01 PM
LOL...I had to write a paper in physics class about this and the ability to pierce through dark matter. It might actually open a wormhole and suck the world in...

no it will not, and you failed...and you can't pierce dark matter, because it's not yet proven that there really is any "matter" such as "dark matter" in space...oh fuck you fail so hard it hurdz

xxMESTxx
01-07-2010, 12:10 PM
since you wrote a paper on it in physics you should know that dark matter is the area in our universe that is pitch black and cant be detected by anything, that its virtually nothing, dark matter is the name we gave it, so tell me, how can you pierce what does or does not exist?

Mal
01-07-2010, 02:30 PM
so tell me, how can you pierce what does or does not exist?Simple: If it does exist, pierce it. If it doesn't exist, try to pierce it anyway.

zer0systm
01-08-2010, 07:29 AM
Large Hardon Collider? isn't that whats going to happen when Mal and I meet in Canada?

Mal
01-08-2010, 08:17 AM
No, you're thinking of the Massive Hardon Collider.

xxMESTxx
01-10-2010, 07:33 PM
Simple: If it does exist, pierce it. If it doesn't exist, try to pierce it anyway.


at the point were at right now we still cant prove it exists, so therefore we would have no leg to stand on to even begin to figure out HOW to pierce it. besides, the point of the machine isnt to pierce dark matter its to try and discover it.