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Nerox
06-22-2011, 01:25 PM
Ha this black dude is back. ^^
I just learned, that we don't have a bloody cocktail shaker in our apartment. And the supermarkets around the corners, don't sell them...
Numinous... that was terrible.
Numinous
06-22-2011, 01:37 PM
Numinous... that was terrible.
I know. But I couldn't help myself.
I am truly ashamed. :(
LonelyNinja
06-22-2011, 01:42 PM
Also fags are disgusting. ^^
You arrogant, homophobic, narrow-minded motherfu--
Oh, you meant cigarettes. Yeah, shit be gross, yo.
Nerox
06-22-2011, 01:59 PM
Oh, you meant cigarettes. Yeah, shit be gross, yo.
Whaaa....?? I mean...Yeah! Of course!
Miburo
06-24-2011, 01:11 AM
Last night I was leaving work, chilling in the turning lane to get on the highway, and there is this chick in the car in front of me texting on her cellphone while she's driving. Or just looking at it or some shit, I dunno.
Texting while driving, pretty stupid right? But people do it all the time, nothing worth posting about.
But that's not all!
She also doesn't have her headlights on. And she's in a black car. And we're turning onto a highway that has no street lamps or anything. And it's fucking nighttime.
I'm sitting there thinking "Eh, parking lot area has a shit-ton of street lamp thingers. She'll flip them on once she gets on the highway. No way anyone is that goddamn stupid."
Wrong. We went a good half mile and she's in full stealth mode the entire time. Just her car and mine on the road at the time, just a small 4 lane highway thinger. But how is that even possible that she didn't notice her lights weren't on? I fly up past her just so I can look in my mirror and see what that would look like, couldn't see her at all. Holy shit, that's crazy. So I let her catch up and I look over at her...still texting or some shit. Holy fuck.
My bro, who works with me, has a glass bottle half full of disgusting peppermint tea shit and suggests I throw it into the side of her car to get her attention. Throwing shit always sounds like a pretty good idea to me, so that's what I do. Now she looks...but I didn't think about what I should do when she looks. Whoops. Luckily my bro busted out his quick thinking skills, reached across, and flicked her off. I laugh like a goddamn pirate.
Then I slammed on my breaks and flashed my high-beams on and off while honking my horn (Probably could have used the horn instead of throwing shit, but eh). Then flew up on the side while flashing them on and off some more. She finally figured it out and turns on her lights. I stick my hand out the window, flick her off, and then drive away. She was like 320lbs, so it's cool.
The Special One
06-24-2011, 02:04 AM
.lol Road Rage... One time we chased this pack of angry drivers down from cutting us off just to roll down our window and exchanged insults...
Anyway,
I'm glad I had my first day off in like a week and a half, yesterday...
Hope today goes by smoothly.
Again, people keep sticking 10s and 20s into 1 and 5 dollar changers... I mean, I'd pay close attention to where my money's going, I'm just saying... Can't wait for the day when it finally malfunctions (I've saved a couple of people from the misery, but I'm just going to watch them) and I not refund their money.lol
By guidelines, I'm not allowed to make refunds over $5.00 (I rarely make refunds anyway even if they beg, because most of the time, its because of their stupidity that they lose their money).
You know what I don't understand. Arcade machines that eats someone's quarters does nothing to stop him or her for sticking more money into them, apparently. I'd see $.25 game machine eat $2.00 of someone's money (why does this even happen). Wouldn't logic kick in like after the first quarter? I mean, they should get my help immediately instead of squandering their money away needlessly.
I've seen a guy lose $11.00 or so in a $3.00 crane because it "supposedly" ate his money... Either he's lying or he's a damn fool. Ahh, my job.lol
Jaxon
06-24-2011, 08:21 AM
I assume you work in an arcade or something? I've seen you talk about it before.
Truchiha
06-24-2011, 11:01 PM
Does it have Sasuke?
The Special One
06-25-2011, 01:05 AM
I assume you work in an arcade or something? I've seen you talk about it before.
Yeah, I work most of the back arcades at the amusement park called Cedar Point, if you've ever heard of it. Pretty famous place, I think. Platinumrug should know what I'm talking about, after all, he's a native of Ohio (I'm just living here for a few more months then I'm back off to college).
Jaxon
06-25-2011, 08:53 AM
Nope, I'm a Britfag who's only ever been to CA. Sounds like an alright job.
The Special One
07-03-2011, 05:31 PM
I got bit my a seagull yesterday. Random but true incident... It felt exactly like I thought it would. IDK why I brought that up, just thought I'd say something about it... *Ahem*
Jaxon
07-03-2011, 05:39 PM
I hope you've had your rabies shots.
The Special One
07-03-2011, 05:45 PM
It bit me on the ankle, it stung, but it didn't break the skin. I got too close to it, then again, I couldn't just let it walk around inside the building where I work and let it get trapped inside of the skeeball lanes... That damn bird annoyed me though, it walked in three times, took a shit and then just chilled.lol
01purple
07-03-2011, 06:35 PM
Bit by a seagull? That's odd. You'd think it would just fly away.
My school mascot is a seagull. XD
LonelyNinja
07-03-2011, 09:53 PM
That's a shitty mascot.
That's a shitty mascot.
I love double entendres.
LonelyNinja
07-04-2011, 01:09 AM
Stop being witty. It makes the rest of us look bad.
kluang
07-04-2011, 01:47 AM
Bit by a seagull? That's odd. You'd think it would just fly away.
My school mascot is a seagull. XD
I know a seagull. His name was steven
The Special One
07-04-2011, 03:27 AM
Bit by a seagull? That's odd. You'd think it would just fly away.
My school mascot is a seagull. XD
It was I guess, of adolescence It had trouble flying (as its feathers were fluffy). The bird was still big as any ordinary seagull though. Seemed to follow people around.
Tabris
07-04-2011, 09:27 AM
I tossed a crispy mini rice chip out for a seagull, which resulted in a giant seagull battle.
it was entertaining, did that on friday
kluang
07-04-2011, 09:56 AM
I tossed a crispy mini rice chip out for a seagull, which resulted in a giant seagull battle.
it was entertaining, did that on friday
friday, friday gonna see some bird killing on friday
Tabris
07-04-2011, 01:36 PM
are you gonna be stupid anytime some one says "Friday" or is this a one time thing?
Demi-God
07-04-2011, 01:56 PM
You excited for the weekend?
01purple
07-04-2011, 03:03 PM
That's a shitty mascot.
It really is. It's not as bad as the middle school though. Their mascot is a STAR. Norton the North Star. I pity the poor creatures attending that school.
I threw french fries out the window for a seagull once. But the bastard didn't eat them. What a waste of good fries.
Jaxon
07-04-2011, 03:52 PM
http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss195/Liberty_Prime/k.jpg
HOKUTO NO NORTON?!
-SassyLady-
07-06-2011, 11:23 AM
In less then 24 hours I will be 18. The years have gone by so fast, seems like just yesterday I was chasing butterflies and playing hide and go seek. Good times, Good times.
LonelyNinja
07-06-2011, 02:09 PM
Very true. It seems like only yesterday I was popping some PCP and fighting all the Mexicans in my neighborhood.
Oh, wait, that was yesterday.
Tabris
07-06-2011, 02:11 PM
soooo... it just donned on me that I've been a member here for 6 years. wow
Jaxon
07-06-2011, 02:50 PM
Yeah. I was thinking the same thing yesterday.
6 years in October, but the point remains.
The three of us, cumulatively, have been on NL as long as Sassy has been on Earth in general. Not sure what to think of that.
-SassyLady-
07-06-2011, 03:17 PM
That is kinda odd. I do remeber joining the same time you all we're joining but I think after a year I was on I left because of the fact I had no internet so couple years later came back. Hmmm.......
01purple
07-06-2011, 03:20 PM
I've been on here for a little over a year. XD
Happy Almost Birthday, Sassy. WE SHALL BE 18 TOGETHER.
Jaxon
07-06-2011, 03:22 PM
Youngfags. Turning 20 manchild master-race reporting in.
-SassyLady-
07-06-2011, 03:23 PM
I've been on here for a little over a year. XD
Happy Almost Birthday, Sassy. WE SHALL BE 18 TOGETHER.
Indeed and rule the world. :p
01purple
07-06-2011, 03:23 PM
You're turning 20? Fun fun.
TheBaron
07-06-2011, 09:05 PM
Just turned 21 a cpl. of weeks ago - btw, thanks Fandom Forums, for sending me an E-mail, congratulating me on said birthday :D
01purple
07-06-2011, 10:22 PM
Since when did the forums send people birthday emails?
Since they like y- oh, never mind.
I'm guessing her internet security is blocking them as spam, because it doesn't want her to be happy.
stubborn_d0nkey
07-07-2011, 09:07 AM
I just checked my inbox to see if I got an email for my birthday, and there it was (i guess it was a victim of mark all as read). here is what it said
Hello stubborn_d0nkey,
We at Fandom Forums would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
Then I couldn't help but notice the email address it was sent from:
Bigdaddy27405@yahoo.com
wtf!?
stubborn_d0nkey
07-07-2011, 03:46 PM
lol, i guess that explains it :)
@purple You probably have "Receive Email from Administrators" unchecked here (http://www.fandom.com/forums/profile.php?do=editoptions) which is why you didnt receive the email.
01purple
07-07-2011, 04:36 PM
lol, i guess that explains it :)
@purple You probably have "Receive Email from Administrators" unchecked here (http://www.fandom.com/forums/profile.php?do=editoptions) which is why you didnt receive the email.
Ah, that is true. It was unchecked. And now it's checked. :3
My birthday is in November though, so I wont be expecting any email for a long time. Hahaha.
Is it November 20th? That's my half-birthday.
Nerox
07-07-2011, 07:11 PM
Mine's on Guy Fawkes Day, and the day Saddam Hussein got hanged...hooray.
Miburo
07-07-2011, 07:29 PM
Non-furry admin is the one that sends out happy birthday wishes.
Not surprised. Fucking furries.
Tabris
07-08-2011, 09:26 AM
my birthday is on flag day... woooo!
how exciting. my twins bday, however, is on the same day as the Olson twins and the princess Anastasia.
01purple
07-08-2011, 03:06 PM
Is it November 20th? That's my half-birthday.
No, November 9th, actually.
The 9th happens to be the anniversary of "The Night of Broken Glass". Otherwise known as the day the Holocaust officially started. I hate my birthday. XD
Also: 694 – Egica, a king of the Visigoths of Hispania, accuses Jews of aiding Muslims, sentencing all Jews to slavery.lolwut? Jews and Muslins in cahoots? Crazy Visigoths.
01purple
07-08-2011, 05:21 PM
Oh my God. This is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. o.o
http://lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com
Tabris
07-08-2011, 05:26 PM
wow, aren't you behind the times, that thing was hillarious month and months ago
it still makes me giggle actually.
01purple
07-08-2011, 05:32 PM
I've never seen it, until today, and it made me laugh. XD
Betterrrrr (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4bJsIogkGk)
01purple
07-08-2011, 06:22 PM
I agree, that is better. XD
Axiom
07-08-2011, 10:43 PM
My horse is better. Though I'm getting sick of her picking on my puppy.
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n605/TheOneAboveNone/GEDC00005.jpg
kluang
07-09-2011, 12:55 PM
http://mashable.com/2011/07/08/space-invaders-movie/
If this is successful, they gonna make pong the movie
01purple
07-12-2011, 06:07 PM
OH MY GOD. FUCKING EXCITED.
This sexy piece of instrument is arriving at my house this week. : D
http://www.amazon.com/Dean-Mustaine-Guitar-Bolt--Classic/dp/B000XQ8VGQ/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1310508265&sr=8-4
kluang
07-12-2011, 10:28 PM
That is one awesome piece of instrument
01purple
07-12-2011, 11:27 PM
I KNOW. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. I can't fucking wait until it gets here. Damn.
Post pics.
And I guess of the guitar, too.
Better yet, if you play, even half decently, post video.
01purple
07-13-2011, 11:13 AM
Post pics.
And I guess of the guitar, too.
Nah. Maybe of the guitar, because it's so freaking awesome, but nothing else. =D
ACt: Maybe.
-SassyLady-
07-13-2011, 11:28 AM
Getting a guitar eh? Nice.
01purple
07-13-2011, 11:54 AM
INDEED. I have three, two acoustic and one classical, and now I will have the electric to finish. :3
-SassyLady-
07-13-2011, 12:04 PM
Oh awesome wish I can play an instrutment but I suck at that just as bad as I suck at photoshop.
Hey, wear a paper bag over your head if you prefer, I'm just asking you to hock your talent. Besides, some guys like the paper bag look.
01purple
07-13-2011, 01:35 PM
I am NOT wearing a paper bag. XD
My talent isn't THAT much to be proud of. I'm still at the intermediate level, and because I haven't had an electric to practice on, I haven't been able to do much bending, and I have no talent for solos. Only been playing for three years.
Long story short, if I was in a band, I would most definitely be rhythm rather than lead.
Hey! Don't get down! If you practice long enough, eventually you'll be as good as this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRcOHbevP8
01purple
07-13-2011, 02:02 PM
Glenn Branca, eh?
Yeah, I will NEVER be that good. That solo is UNREAL. XD
manta
07-14-2011, 07:05 PM
I like playing bass even on my piano. Or on guitar I like to get some funky fresh rhythm no popular songs.
Nerox
07-14-2011, 11:44 PM
I play saxophone. Alto, Tenor and Baritone. Played in a big band as well.
The Special One
07-15-2011, 12:30 AM
I suck at all musical instruments. Well I tried the recorder when I was a child; I was half bad.
lol at my roommate desperately rushing to the nearest restroom to take a shit. We're out of toilet paper, so, yeah, he had to book it. Well, when it's one of those times, I become resourceful and take whatever I can rip off and flush down the toilet. I remember one time in high school, I seriously almost shit myself. Had to catch two buses home, each one was late (the first bus driver made me late for my second bus because he wouldn't drive with kids yelling 'n shit)... One of the toughest days of my life. I remember every second in agony. Physical and mental torment. Would I, at 17 years old (the age I was back then) lose all of my self-respect in this manner? Before I could realize it, I reached my stop and ran faster than I thought I could. As I passed down the allies, more than once, I thought about taking a shit, somewhere in the back. But people might see, I could be caught, and well, that would be a shitty story (in more ways than one). I somehow made it back to my house, keys rattling, eventually, forcing myself in. Rushed directly to the toilet... The rest is well, ya know... It was tremendous...
Spiegel
07-15-2011, 01:42 AM
Hey! Don't get down! If you practice long enough, eventually you'll be as good as this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZRcOHbevP8
It's like he's having sex with the guitar.
Shrike
07-15-2011, 04:15 AM
I cannot play shit. Which is really a shame, I kind of think I'd be kickass drummer or a dj.
I own a bass, and can "play" it in the sense that I can make it make sounds that don't necessarily hurt my ears. I have recently purchased a practice chanter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practice_chanter) to learn bagpipes and am waiting for it to arrive from jolly ol' England.
It's like he's having sex with the guitar.If that is the case, it is the most brutal and unmerciful rape imaginable.
Unrelated: I forget if it's come up in conversation outside of OH before, but does anyone here play Magic? Picking up some M12 tomorrow?
kluang
07-15-2011, 05:09 AM
I suck at all musical instruments. Well I tried the recorder when I was a child; I was half bad.
lol at my roommate desperately rushing to the nearest restroom to take a shit. We're out of toilet paper, so, yeah, he had to book it. Well, when it's one of those times, I become resourceful and take whatever I can rip off and flush down the toilet. I remember one time in high school, I seriously almost shit myself. Had to catch two buses home, each one was late (the first bus driver made me late for my second bus because he wouldn't drive with kids yelling 'n shit)... One of the toughest days of my life. I remember every second in agony. Physical and mental torment. Would I, at 17 years old (the age I was back then) lose all of my self-respect in this manner? Before I could realize it, I reached my stop and ran faster than I thought I could. As I passed down the allies, more than once, I thought about taking a shit, somewhere in the back. But people might see, I could be caught, and well, that would be a shitty story (in more ways than one). I somehow made it back to my house, keys rattling, eventually, forcing myself in. Rushed directly to the toilet... The rest is well, ya know... It was tremendous...
If you dont have tissues, use water
kael03
07-15-2011, 12:26 PM
@Mal: I play, but I has no money to pick up new cards. I haven't picked up anything since Scars of Mirrodin.
That1CheezyGuy
07-15-2011, 01:04 PM
I stopped playing Magic the Gathering around the time Future Sight came out. No one around here plays anymore :(
How is the new Mirrodin block they've released. I enjoyed the first one. I had a modular affinity blue and artifact based deck that was bestial.
kael03
07-15-2011, 03:22 PM
I stopped playing Magic the Gathering around the time Future Sight came out. No one around here plays anymore :(
How is the new Mirrodin block they've released. I enjoyed the first one. I had a modular affinity blue and artifact based deck that was bestial.
Infect is one of the most overpowered abilities in the game. Creatures with Infect deal their damage in the form of -1/-1 counters or poison counters (10 poison counters = that player loses the game). Combined with Proliferate it's even more obnoxious. Proliferate means you chose any number of counters and add another of that counter to whatever is affected.
I stopped playing Magic the Gathering around the time Future Sight came out. No one around here plays anymore :(
How is the new Mirrodin block they've released. I enjoyed the first one. I had a modular affinity blue and artifact based deck that was bestial.As kael said, infect is ridiculously overpowered. Against in Infect deck, you'd may as well have just 10 life. Check out some of the Mythics (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?sort=rarity-&set=|[%22New%20Phyrexia%22]) from the last set in the block (New Phyrexia).
Here's my favourite card from M12:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220172&type=card
I went to the pre-release last weekend and won every game I was able to get him on the field.
That1CheezyGuy
07-16-2011, 12:32 AM
Infect is one of the most overpowered abilities in the game. Creatures with Infect deal their damage in the form of -1/-1 counters or poison counters (10 poison counters = that player loses the game). Combined with Proliferate it's even more obnoxious. Proliferate means you chose any number of counters and add another of that counter to whatever is affected.
I don't know how I feel about infect. The damage dealt in the form of -1/-1 counters isn't that overpowered but 10 poison counters on the opponent to win seems a little ridiculous. Proliferate looks like a good addition to Magic. It seems like it would sink well with a lot of older editions as well as the new ones to come. One of my main two decks is based off charge and +1/+1 counters so I might be able to improve on of my favorite decks.
As kael said, infect is ridiculously overpowered. Against in Infect deck, you'd may as well have just 10 life. Check out some of the Mythics (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?sort=rarity-&set=|[%22New%20Phyrexia%22]) from the last set in the block (New Phyrexia).
Here's my favourite card from M12:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=220172&type=card
I went to the pre-release last weekend and won every game I was able to get him on the field.
I've seen a lot of good cards so far. Lots of potential to work with the Mirrodin block of course but I also came across a few cards that would work well with the Ravinica Block as well.
Primordial Hydra reminded me a lot of another Hydra card that gets to be just as big.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=88969&type=card
kael03
07-16-2011, 01:45 AM
Poison is an old ability, they reintroduced it and combined it with Wither (creatures deal their damage in -1/-1 counters) to create Infect. The 10 poison counter = loss has been around for years. Since they introduced the Pit Scorpion at least.
I don't know how I feel about infect. The damage dealt in the form of -1/-1 counters isn't that overpowered but 10 poison counters on the opponent to win seems a little ridiculous. Proliferate looks like a good addition to Magic. It seems like it would sink well with a lot of older editions as well as the new ones to come. One of my main two decks is based off charge and +1/+1 counters so I might be able to improve on of my favorite decks.
I've seen a lot of good cards so far. Lots of potential to work with the Mirrodin block of course but I also came across a few cards that would work well with the Ravinica Block as well.
Primordial Hydra reminded me a lot of another Hydra card that gets to be just as big.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=88969&type=cardRavnica <333333333333333333
Also, Phytohydra is good on its own, but everything is good with Vigor:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=140227&type=card
Demi-God
07-16-2011, 05:32 AM
You guys are such nerds.
How can I get started? ._.
Buy a Fat Pack of M12 (9 packs of 15 cards and 20 of each land, which is like Pokemon energy cards if you ever played that), it is the most recent "core set" so it has reprints of some of the most used cards as well as several new ones. I picked one up today for $42CDN, so it would be like £3 for you. You can also get an idea of what the game is like by downloading the Magic: The Gathering demo on Steam. Or the game for $10USD.
Demi-God
07-16-2011, 05:53 AM
Downloading the demo on Steam first, then might get the game instead of the cards if I like it. Right now I'm mainly loving the artwork.
Ah, Pokemon card games were fun, I once traded a Charmeleon for 50 cards. Also played my fair share of Yu-Gi-Oh as a kid <.< fuckin' trap cards.
kluang
07-16-2011, 05:58 AM
I never played cars before..........
Demi-God
07-16-2011, 06:00 AM
http://www.disneycarstoys.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Cars_Mater_National_Video_Game.jpg
Don't think it's a good game, wouldn't bother.
I am severely disappointed in the XBL, PSN and Steam versions of Magic, they don't even scratch the surface of the actual game. If you enjoy the demo and feel like buying the full game that's awesome, but if you feel like/have the money to buy some actual cards, I would gladly play with you via Skype.
Demi-God
07-16-2011, 06:06 AM
I think I'll try the demo just to see how it is, then might go for this one http://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-Deck-Builders-Toolkit-Board/dp/0786955651/ref=sr_1_1?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1310810553&sr=1-1
Starter kit up in this biiiitch.
Or there's this, http://www.amazon.co.uk/Magic-Gathering-Duel-Decks-Knights/dp/B004GTMWRA/ref=pd_bxgy_k_h_b_cs_text_c
Two 60 card decks.
Pre-assembled decks would probably be best, that's what I started with and it can give you a pretty good idea of what is required in a deck. Planeswalkers are a fairly major part of the game, so you could also look into one of the deck sets focusing on them. My two favourites are Garruk and Liliana (http://www.amazon.co.uk/GARRUK-LILIANA-Decks-Magic-Gathering/dp/B002QZPGL0/ref=sr_1_13?s=kids&ie=UTF8&qid=1310811127&sr=1-13).
Jaxon
07-16-2011, 09:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioi2e6xL3XE
kael03
07-16-2011, 01:50 PM
You guys are such nerds.
How can I get started? ._.
Basically like you and Mal said, just start buying cards/preconstructed decks. A lot of the newer precons are actually pretty good, instead of just being there for parts. And once you have an idea of how to play, and enough cards (protip: you will never have enough cards), you'll be able to create your own decks.
As for learning the game, it's pretty straight forward. Think of it as chess with twists, you have to think 4 turns ahead at all times. The thing you have to always realize is for every rule in the game, Wizards of the Coast has abilities that break those rules. Or they'll come up with an ability to break a rule.
-SassyLady-
07-30-2011, 03:31 PM
You know it's hot out when the heat index is hotter then the actual tempature itself. *sigh*
Damn heat.
The Special One
07-30-2011, 07:45 PM
This fucking sucks. I've been robbed of my PS3 (again), my laptop (less than 2 years old), $450, all of my Ice-Tea, and the most random of things, a condom...
The guy (our former roommate) robbed everyone in our apartment while we were working and dipped the fuck out of the state. We filed police reports and everything (not looking promissing, not going to give up though). As of right now, I'm quitting my job and moving back home... Guess I'll go to school broke again... Gosh life sucks sometimes.
Spiegel
07-30-2011, 08:23 PM
Your ice tea was stolen? Shit, the moral line was crossed right there.
Nerox
07-31-2011, 12:38 AM
Yeah, I had a chance to bang a chick today, but somehow I screwed it.
But okay, I have to admit, your story is nearly as important as mine, TSO.
Also, gonna leave for Wacken on tuesday, perhaps some photos will be shot or not, I shall describe the right things in OH section.
LonelyNinja
07-31-2011, 02:06 AM
Yeah, I had a chance to bang a chick today, but somehow I screwed it.
Heh heh heh.
Your ice tea was stolen? Shit, the moral line was crossed right there.My thoughts exactly.
Shrike
07-31-2011, 08:34 AM
That's why my roommates are always friends I have known for a long time.
The Special One
08-01-2011, 02:06 AM
Yeah, shit was real fucked up. Everyone kinda thought he was a bit shady but "somehow" arrived to the conclusion that he wouldn't fuck with our shit; boy, did that come to bite us in the ass. In the end, my old man gave me his laptop, so I'm slowly getting over it. Still pissed the fuck off that I have to start over (again) with the PS3. At least I still got my games. I really want to find this guy's address, ride up to his place, and hit him with so much force that he never gets back up, steal his shit, and well, yeah, I'd feel better if I do. Of course, he was smart enough not to leave any check stubs behind.lol
I'm always weary about picking people to live with. Just in case, I am never telling my old or new roommate about the weapon I have in the apartment... Which I'm sure is against the rules laid out in my lease. Lol
The Special One
08-01-2011, 02:54 AM
The guy who robbed us had a .45, we didn't rat him out because we thought he was one of us. Damn fool even got his cousins spooked (they also work where I use to work); they won't give me his address because of what I said earlier. IDK, someone who has to flash his pistol around as a sign of toughness must not be much of a man, just saying. Well, he can't keep screwing people over forever. One day, he'll steal from the wrong person and he'll have his mother crying over his corpse half-rotting in a dumpster...
Yeah. You don't really want people to know you have a gun unless it's time to use it.
Darth-Nero
08-01-2011, 08:43 PM
"This is the way world ends
not with a bang but a Nigger."
http://www.ruger.com/products/2245BullBarrel/images/10107.jpg
This is the weapon I have. It's pretty boss.
kluang
08-01-2011, 09:39 PM
I have a Rambo's knife and an extendable staff.
guns are for pussy
and they are expensive
I also have a 12 inch survival knife. My father gave me the gun. It was one of many he owns.
kluang
08-01-2011, 10:35 PM
I never hold a gun before. Since firearms for citizens is forbidden here, the only way you gonna get it is from the black market or get it at Malaysia-Thailand border which sells it openly and the authorities doesn't even lift a finger.
Wow. That seems really weird to me. My family has many guns, from revolvers to assault rifles.
This is under my bed at all times:
http://www.medievalware.com/v/vspfiles/photos/2060CS-2.jpg
There can only be one, eh, Highlander? ;]
kluang
08-02-2011, 01:34 AM
Highlander, one of the most promising series went spinning and went under after the first movie.
The Special One
08-02-2011, 03:04 PM
"This is the way world ends
not with a bang but a Nigger."
Niggas (not me, I no longer associate myself with the term) always robbin'... It's like where ever I go, they steal my shit... The fact that I've gotten two PS3s taken from me is enough to put someone in a grave...
kael03
08-02-2011, 03:17 PM
Niggas (not me, I no longer associate myself with the term) always robbin'... It's like where ever I go, they steal my shit... The fact that I've gotten two PS3s taken from me is enough to put someone in a grave...
Chris Rock said it best... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4) granted he regrets that entire act, but it's accurate.
The Special One
08-02-2011, 03:33 PM
It's so true. I hate them so much... Feel like I should have multiple ropes attached to me so that I can string up the ones I pass by...
Darth-Nero
08-02-2011, 06:01 PM
Hell Yeaaaah,it's Niggas o'clock,Niggas. hop in (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPNJjL9iznY&feature=related)and lets head to KFC.
kluang
08-03-2011, 12:02 AM
reminds me of magic school bus
with sport rim
kael03
08-04-2011, 02:16 AM
So I managed to buy some boosters of Magic the other day, first 2 packs from New Phyrexia and 2 packs from 2012 core set. 1 of the New Phyrexia yielded
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=214382&type=card
I am happy geek.
Btw, by "first 2 packs" I mean first 2 packs I ever bought from that set. First pack I opened had the New Phyrexia version of a Clone, second had that sexy beast above.
Very nice. I got that same Praetor in my first few packs of New Phyrexia as well. More recently, I split a box of M12 with a friend of mine and opened two Titans (Frost and Sun) in the first three packs. The only other one I got was Gideon, but my friend will trade me almost anything for him so I'm still happy.
kael03
08-04-2011, 11:59 PM
I'm still trying to think of a deck to build around Sheoldred. I know a reanimator type deck is perfect for her, just need to figure out the logistics behind it. Another deck I'm working on (a friend and I were discussing this on the way to get cards/dinner/shoot pool for his birthday) is based around the Worldslayer and Konda, Lord of Eiganjo (3/3, vigiliance, bushido 5, and indestructible).
I made an EDH deck with it that had a lot of creatures with effects that triggered upon entering play or required sacrificing. Some other cards to consider:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247537&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=214386&type=card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=207912&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=180595&type=card
Kushina
08-05-2011, 08:23 PM
Wow, It's been way too long since I've seen this place. Glad to see nothings really changed. xD
Shrike
08-05-2011, 08:46 PM
Hey, you're alive.
Psh - nothing's changed? Hello awesome new banner.
Seriously though, and you are? Don't worry, I'm not some creepy old man or anything.
Sensei-Q
08-05-2011, 11:19 PM
Wow, It's been way too long since I've seen this place. Glad to see nothings really changed. xD
For one, this place turned into some sort of private board (not too many people around, not too many (non-stupid) people joining. More O.H. people, see above. And some minor manga section stuff not worth mentioning in spamzone.
Also, welcome back.
kael03
08-06-2011, 02:12 AM
I made an EDH deck with it that had a lot of creatures with effects that triggered upon entering play or required sacrificing. Some other cards to consider:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=247537&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=214386&type=card
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=207912&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197765&type=card
I've updated my mono-green Elf deck to make it a hell of a lot more aggressive and almost unstoppable. Tonight proved it when I took on 2 different decks, that deal immense damage quickly, and I won with over 40 life.
One of the things I added (and want more of) is this sexy beast
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197765&type=card
It also has 2 Decrees of Savagery, 2 Vitalizing Winds, Brawn, and various other spells to get the Warcaller more +1/+1 counters and make the rest of my forces bigger.
My friends and I determined tonight that the artifact based Archenemy deck (the one I bought) is overpowered. We did a Commander v. Commander v. Archenemy (me) match, and I held off both of their decks with little problems. One of the Commander decks has a creature that whenever it attacks, you put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon card from your hand into play tapped and attacking that opponent.
Btw, said friends are on my hate list because the lucky bastards are going to Mayhem Fest in Detroit tomorrow.
This magic seems pretty cool, so I went out and bought a few packs... and I think I'm going to kick you asses pretty soon. I got three of these:
http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/2/2400-118775-Rickrolljpg-468x.jpg
Jaxon
08-06-2011, 08:47 AM
It's like I really am in 2006.
Yeah, well, I wasn't around to use those jokes. Just the first one to make me laugh. Other than:
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/047/a/6/Magic_Companion_Cube_by_Xelioth.jpghttp://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/bpfoley89/Fake%20Magic%20Cards/fight.jpghttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1oRDlAaUy5E/RoXO7UOYGfI/AAAAAAAAAA8/26TRitZiRjQ/s400/nietzche.jpg
I've updated my mono-green Elf deck to make it a hell of a lot more aggressive and almost unstoppable. Tonight proved it when I took on 2 different decks, that deal immense damage quickly, and I won with over 40 life.
One of the things I added (and want more of) is this sexy beast
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=197765&type=card
It also has 2 Decrees of Savagery, 2 Vitalizing Winds, Brawn, and various other spells to get the Warcaller more +1/+1 counters and make the rest of my forces bigger.That Warcaller is the card that I keep telling myself I need to buy, but never remember to when I order some cards. He is a must in any elf deck, along with these two:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194243&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=237007&type=card
My friends and I determined tonight that the artifact based Archenemy deck (the one I bought) is overpowered. We did a Commander v. Commander v. Archenemy (me) match, and I held off both of their decks with little problems. One of the Commander decks has a creature that whenever it attacks, you put an Angel, Demon, or Dragon card from your hand into play tapped and attacking that opponent.
Btw, said friends are on my hate list because the lucky bastards are going to Mayhem Fest in Detroit tomorrow.One of my friends got that Commander deck. I got the one with this guy:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=228232&type=card
kael03
08-06-2011, 01:09 PM
That Warcaller is the card that I keep telling myself I need to buy, but never remember to when I order some cards.
He is quite sexy and the last few times I've played my elf deck, I've always pulled him in my opening hand. I have one of him right now.
He is a must in any elf deck, along with these two:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=194243&type=card http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=237007&type=card
Those 2 are nice, but with Eladamri equipped with a Whispersilk Cloak in my deck, along with Asceticism, my creatures are untouchable. Last night, when it was essentially 2 vs 1, I have 9 important creatures out and won the game. 3 Llanawar Elites, 3 Wellwishers, Eladamri, the Warcaller, an Elvish Champion. I had a couple of Wood Elves as well that I played in the end, but they never saw combat.
One of my friends got that Commander deck. I got the one with this guy:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=228232&type=card
The other commander deck that I had to hold off was the one with Gurruk. After playing my Archenemy deck against an under the table alliance, I understand just how overpowered it is. Their commanders couldn't stay on the battlefield, and with a Master Transmuter in play, I kept bringing a creature back to my hand before they could attack me that, when it hits the battlefield, it prevents all damage done to artifact creatures (of which all but 1 of the creatures in that deck are artifact creatures).
I did end up losing the second time we tried Commander v Commander v Archenemy (when it basically turned into 2 v 1), because the Gurruk commander deck was shuffled better (friend had just bought it before he came over) and he was able to get more than 2 mana out. I still killed him, and brought the other guy to within 10 life, but I ultimately fell.
-SassyLady-
08-16-2011, 04:34 PM
First day coming back to high school I gotta say one thing:
Thank God It's My Last YEAR! WOot WoOt!
Tabris
08-17-2011, 01:44 AM
holy shit mofo, i played an elf deck with those exact cards in it monday night! and i WON! me, i won.
that is so rare and strange.
i also re-started the game once with a planes walker who gave me a bunch of stuff i'd exiled...
do you know his name?
Karn Liberated.
First day coming back to high school I gotta say one thing:
Thank God It's My Last YEAR! WOot WoOt!Yeah! Then you can finally get into real life and wish things were as easy as high school! AWESOME!
Tabris
08-17-2011, 09:48 AM
^ that is exactly what i was thinking
Jaxon
08-17-2011, 09:54 AM
I fuckin' miss high school.
zer0systm
08-17-2011, 10:06 AM
I had a tendency to be a lil shit in high school, but if I went back now I'd dwarf the antics of my teenage self and probably get better grades in my classes.
Tabris
08-17-2011, 10:58 AM
i want to go back to a time where my awesome writing and bullshitting actually got me rewards!
zer0systm
08-17-2011, 11:03 AM
Just wait 7 Days.
-SassyLady-
08-19-2011, 01:22 PM
Yeah! Then you can finally get into real life and wish things were as easy as high school! AWESOME!
LOL, this summer my last summer then going to college for 2 years all on culinary and business. My goal is still running for my own diner/restarunt. ;)
kluang
08-26-2011, 05:31 AM
And your special dish is?
Tabris
08-26-2011, 09:22 AM
I wanted to get into the cullinary arts... until i discovered the statistics, that (this was four years ago, when minimum wage was still like $7.75 in manitoba) most people who had graduated with a culinary arts degree still only made about 9.50 an hour on average, obviously this meant some people made more and some people made less, but i was not down for that kind of money, i want WAY more than that.
HRM it is for me, and if i get into an office i can wear skirts everyday... and if they really like me... maybe they'll let me where Lolita skirts...
-SassyLady-
08-28-2011, 05:46 PM
And your special dish is?
Ramen, no I'm joking. Perhaps a very well-made and delicious BLT.
@Tabris- May you go far. :o
So, anything with less than 5 ingredients is your specialty? Hm.
-SassyLady-
08-30-2011, 06:06 PM
So, anything with less than 5 ingredients is your specialty? Hm.
I haven't really decided on that yet. I'm thinking fine-dinning or a diner type thing. Have ways to go.
Miburo
09-07-2011, 06:18 PM
Red cross just called me, but I didn't get to the phone in time. I'm pretty sure I'm not eligible to donate any blood till december, and I never gave them any money. They didn't leave a message, and they never called me before.
The only thing I can think of is I last gave some blood a couple weeks ago, and they were calling me because they found the AIDS or some shit. I haven't had any buttsex or touched any black people recently, so I have no clue how I would have gotten the AIDS though. Kinda weird. If they're calling me for more blood already, then I'm telling them I just had a tattoo of me having tons of buttsex with black people tattooed on my back to celebrate the tons of buttsex with black people I participated in recently. That's what they get for making me think I have the AIDS.
Uh, ok... so you don't have AIDS?
Jaxon
09-07-2011, 08:05 PM
Space AIDS.
I'm actually mildly upset I didn't go with this first:
http://www.tvgoat.com/images/clips/5600-south-park-jared-has-aides.jpg
Miburo
09-07-2011, 09:36 PM
I dunno. I tried calling them back, but their offices were closed by that time and just got a recording. The interweb is telling me that they usually call to get you to donate blood, but I'm positive I'm not eligible for that shit till december. And other interweb denizens were saying they call when there is shit wrong with your blood too. But you would think they'd at least leave a message or some shit if that was the case. Or send you an actual letter or something. Right...?
Because I gave blood at a renaissance faire. Which was AWESOME, and I meant to post an epic tale of jousting and giant turkey leg eating and pirating and dancing with renaissance babes and seeing a retard in full plate armor and one of those condom shaped helmets and scotch egg eating contests, but I never got around to it. But yeah, while glorious, not the most sanitary places ever now that I think back on it. Hopefully I'm just being a pussy.
Jaxon
09-07-2011, 09:39 PM
I doubt you get crippled by infections all the time and shit, and if any wench has survived your wang I doubt they would keep their new present a secret from you.
If the call is about AIDS, it's probably that they found some tainted blood and are by law obligated to contact you and inform you, regardless of the risk. Because if they don't and you got a dirty needle and are now infected, you could sue them broke. Otherwise, it's probably give us more blood.
Or one of them coming for your number because of, well, you know.
Miburo
09-07-2011, 09:58 PM
Ha, that's what I figured. They probably injected my blood into some skinny jean justin bieber clone, he instantly grew a full beard and slayed a pack of bears via headbutts, and they just wanted more of that shit so they can inject it into soldiers or something.
Man, now I feel like a total vagina for even thinking for a second that I could have some crippling diseases that I was completely unaware of. Thanks comrades.
-SassyLady-
11-24-2011, 10:52 PM
Meh since no one else seems to have said it at least I've searched. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
I said it over a month ago!
Yes, Happy Football Day you crazy Yanks. Thanks for depriving me of both hockey games and a new episode of Community.
I think they are all asleep right now gearing up to awake at 4 am to line up and get tramped for $40 tvs and that toaster oven they don't need.
kael03
11-25-2011, 01:25 AM
I think they are all asleep right now gearing up to awake at 4 am to line up and get tramped for $40 tvs and that toaster oven they don't need.
Actually, that nonsense started at 10 pm where I work (I may have stood in line to get a copy of Arkham City and inFamous 2 for $28 each) and at midnight practically everywhere else.
manta
11-25-2011, 07:35 AM
Happy consumerism friday.
Miburo
11-25-2011, 07:38 PM
Thanksgiving was okay on my end. Helped my grandfather make the font on his windows bigger and turn his sound up. Then went over my mom's boyfriend's house and ate turkey and whatever. It was meh, but they have a blind ferret, which I guess is pretty cool. And a cat that didn't look very much like something I'd want to touch. It kinda hissed at me because I walk around like a ninja (battle socks) and snuck up on it without even trying. Was ready to kill it before it could bite me, so I wouldn't get any diseases and shit. But it made the wise choice to not fuck with me and ran away instead. What a pussy, haha. Met one of my mom's boyfriend's kids that I never met before. Adorable little girl. Like, really adorable. It was all like "Nice to meet you" and stuff to me. Awww.
Black friday is stupid and I hate everyone who went shopping during that shit, but it was a pretty okay day too. I had to work early even though my store has no black friday sales. People come in being faggots squeaking toys and asking my thousands of stupid ass questions like if there dog will like some treat or if some stupid dog jacket will fit their dog. I dunno what their dog likes or what jacket size it is. It's your dog, that's shit you should know. Not the dude who never met your goddamn dog in his life. Fuck off. Then I have to go get a christmas tree for the store, which actually wasn't bad since the dude with the trees had a ridiculously awesome beard. Like, that one rugby player or whatever lion mane dude, but dark brown. Very impressive. And then I'm walking around with a massive christmas tree over my shoulder like a goddamn man, slam it in the store, we set it up, and then I leave because decorating trees is women work.
Had to go to target to get a couple of things and as I'm walking past the restrooms I hear a muffled sound like someone yelling for help. I go up to the ladies room door and it's coming from there. My initial thought was that some damsel was being assaulted by some fiendish brute, so I'm about to bust in there to kick some ass. But I realize the cries for help sound like they're coming from a larger woman (They have a distinct accent or some shit. Fucking disgusting.). Yuck. So I walk over to the customer service desk right next to the restrooms and tell them that I think some lady needs help in the bathroom. Then I go get my shit real quick, check out, and as I'm leaving I see a massive jabba sized fat chick walking over to the customer service area with the help of two target employees. Her ass is soaking wet with wet shit (wet stuff, not actual shit. Though, it might have been actual literal shit. I dunno.) all down the one leg of her sweatpants too. I have no clue what happened, but YUCK. Still, I sorta kinda saved that jabba babe's life. Probably. So yeah, goddamn hero.
LonelyNinja
11-25-2011, 09:11 PM
So I had to drive my sister to our grandparents' house for Thanksgiving. My sister is scum, so I'm like, "FFFFFUUUUU, but whatever." So I pick her up, and the first thing she says to me is, "Can I tell you a secret, but you can't tell Mom or Dad?" My response: "Oh, God, are you pregnant?" She says no, but that she was still drunk from the night before. A that moment I told her I could still smell the alcohol because she reeked of it. So the long drive up she's drunk dialing and texting her friends, laughing like an idiot, and occasionally smacking my arm. She keeps saying this is a bonding experience between us, and I just kept making fun of her. Then I realized that our Uncle Jim was going to be at Thanksgiving, and he's the lulziest man in our family. So she's horrified at the thought and I'm laughing like a Goddamn Asian pirate. She's also terrified about how the family is going to react to her being drunk and I told her they aren't going to give a shit because this side of the family is awesome (also, they knew how to party/drink back in their day). I also told her that they were gonna find out anyways, regardless if I said anything or not.
So we get to our grandparents' and greetings and such are exchanged. Talking, joking, blah blah, and all the while she's got the dumbest grin plastered on her face and those OH SHIT I'M A-SCURRED eyes. She eventually tells Dad that she had a long night and he says, "Oh, so you're drunk." So now we're all busting on her for being drunk. My dad and aunt are making jokes that if she passes out we're gonna draw on her face with Sharpie, and even Grandpa said he would, too. Dad says, "We're gonna take pictures and post them on College Humor," to which I add, "And the caption will be: Not done by frat boys, but by family."
And then Uncle Jim shows up. Oh, lololol. He's making fun of my sister, regaling us with tales of Wild Turkey, lulzy adventures, and told us about how his friend, the ex-president of the Hell's Angels make a post on Fagbook about how he "shot his first turkey. Scared everyone in the frozen foods section." We made some jokes about Charles Manson (like how Jim probably knew the guy {seriously, he knows everyone}). Then we eat, make fun of my sister some more, etc. She eventually gives up and takes a nap, then wakes up an hour or so later with a hangover. So we all started talking and yelling really loudly, and Jim would clap his hands real loud every so often. My sister was absolutely miserable.
Oh, and I ran a 5k in the morning and dropped 55 seconds off of my time and saw my best friend who's visiting from college.
Best Thanksgiving ever.
-SassyLady-
11-28-2011, 12:46 PM
@Lonely & Mibz-Very funny actually you guys had me dying earlier in marketing. Dying so hard I'm laughing/crying that hard. Actually got into trouble with that teacher suddenly glares at me (points to the door) while my classmates are looking at me like "WTF is wrong with this chick?"
Gotta say that brigthen my day hearing your lovley thanksgiving stories. :P
LonelyNinja
11-28-2011, 06:15 PM
You mean our stories interfered with your education, influenced your teacher to think less of you as a student and ostracized you by your peers?
Score!
-SassyLady-
11-30-2011, 01:01 PM
Indeed. :P
kluang
12-19-2011, 05:30 AM
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/medaka_box/v07/c060/12.html
KillerNN
12-23-2011, 08:29 PM
This thread has died down, fo sho'.
Jakob "Alex" White
12-26-2011, 03:18 AM
Sharingan! Harem No Jutsu!(sexy girl jutsu)
zer0systm
12-26-2011, 04:47 AM
Hi, you must be new here...
-SassyLady-
01-03-2012, 05:13 PM
Ignoring the dipshit w/ the red text and magenta mix.
By blatantly acknowledging him.
Good job.
The Special One
01-10-2012, 02:02 PM
I miss like one semster of school and it's like nobody recognizes me. Well damn...
kael03
01-10-2012, 02:25 PM
Who are you again?
The Special One
01-10-2012, 02:29 PM
lol I don't even get that response on Campus. I look at people, wave them down, and they keep moving. I guess it's because I have a hat or something, or look different with no hair again.
kael03
01-10-2012, 03:16 PM
Are you back at Western? Or are you in some other school now?
The Special One
01-10-2012, 07:05 PM
Yep, back at WMU.
Darth-Nero
01-19-2012, 09:37 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp5wILRkl0k&feature=g-all-lik&context=G2437b86FAAAAAAAAGAA
-SassyLady-
04-03-2012, 05:06 PM
Not counting this week, but have five weeks left of high school. Quite nervous but so excited as well in this process.
zer0systm
04-03-2012, 06:26 PM
It'll all be really funny in a few years, you'll look back and realise how insignificant high school actually was in comparison to the rest of your life. Life's swell, many good times to be had.
LonelyNinja
04-03-2012, 08:57 PM
However, you will miss free classes and books.
-SassyLady-
04-04-2012, 05:07 PM
Quite true you both are, of your valueable wisdom. *bows head*
Human Rasengan
04-08-2012, 06:18 AM
I cna't seem to wrap my head around why most conservatives want to put blame on Treyvon Martin for his death when Zimmerman called the cops and was told not to get out of his vehicle .. and due to his disobedience a lil kid is dead.. shit like this shouldn't happen.. if he felt the guy was being suspicious he should have done survelance and left the police work to the REAL cops!
Jaxon
04-08-2012, 07:43 AM
Trayvon wasn't a little kid. He was 17. The shooting is a very difficult case to judge, because no-one is quite sure what happened. It doesn't help that the media bias has portrayed Trayvon as the innocent little kid when in reality he was 17 with evidence he was a dealer. Zimmerman is also portrayed as a racist white guy, when in reality he's a mexican with a Jewish name whose 911 call was edited by NBC to show him in a more racist light.
It's difficult to pick a side when most people are just using this as an excuse to ignite the race issue.
I just take the case as evidence that the US is fucked up.
whatever happened, gun wasnt the answer. he shouldnt have been carrying a gun in the first place.
LonelyNinja
04-08-2012, 02:18 PM
I just take the case as evidence that the US is fucked up.
Living the dream.
Darth-Nero
04-08-2012, 07:26 PM
The real issue is that the US cops (same as mostly everywhere else) are trained to be a punch of cunts, it's not really about race.
@OG~ cute puppies
The Special One
04-08-2012, 10:53 PM
Trayvon wasn't a little kid. He was 17. The shooting is a very difficult case to judge, because no-one is quite sure what happened. It doesn't help that the media bias has portrayed Trayvon as the innocent little kid when in reality he was 17 with evidence he was a dealer. Zimmerman is also portrayed as a racist white guy, when in reality he's a mexican with a Jewish name whose 911 call was edited by NBC to show him in a more racist light.
It's difficult to pick a side when most people are just using this as an excuse to ignite the race issue.
Actually, they, as in the department that handled the case, smeared Martin's image to make it seem as though his death was more justifiable just as much as the media portrayed Martin as an innocent kid. The picture that showed him with his shirt off, throwing up the middle finger, probably wasn't even him, well, at least his parents says it's not in one of those documentaries.
http://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/03/26/452310/what-everyone-needs-to-know-about-the-smear-campaign-against-trayvon-martin-1995-2012/?mobile=nc
And even if it was, does he deserve to be killed? A foolish looking kid mimics lots of kids these days, do they deserved to be killed and their murder left alone? It's the Sanford Police Department screwing up the investigation, mostly. That place has been getting heat prior to this incident with the shoot first shit and what not.
It's the police department not taking this case seriously and providing disinformation that's fueling the outrage; they also ran the body in for drugs, assuming he was on drugs, no proof that he was, only thing he had on his person was a bag of candy. I don't know how you slice it, but when you hear Zimmerman on the phone, it appears as though he was pursuing Martin. If the guy just left well enough alone, all would be peachy, but the fact that he instigated this incident and is free is disheartening http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL72w4xiTVU
I'm not doubting that there was a scuffle, but going by what we know, it couldn't possibly have been Martin's fault. If any logical person was pursued across town, they'd have the right to defend themselves.
I just take the case as evidence that the US is fucked up.
Yeah...Thats it...It's not like this is an isolated incident that could have played out in pratically any country in the world...oh wait...
In any case, there's no clear resolution to this situation that's going to leave everybody happy, and quite frankly it's almost absurd just how much attention this incident is getting, it's not that I don't get the releavence, it's just that everyone else seems to have blown it out of proportion.
The fact is, regardless of your standpoint in this issue it's unfortunate that it ended in the death of someone, regardless of race, kreed, culture, age, religion or otherwise, no one should have died in this instance. The problem is that both sides of this conflict have so severely polarized the circumstances without even one shred of significant evidence. On one hand you have the supporters of the kid, who piant him up to be Ghandi, Martin Luther King, and the most adorable puppy you've ever seen wraped into one, sorry but bullshit. I didn't know the kid personally (neither did the majority of his supporters) and by all acounts I doubt severely he was the axe wielding, gun toting, gang leading, terrorist that his detractors make him out to be, but at best lets be honest even if he was just an average american kid just going for a walk that day that still leaves him a far cry from the second coming of christ that he's sometimes portrayed as.
On the other hand, you also have supporters and detractors of the gunman, who, in some instances is sold as a paranoid, trigger happy, future leader of the kkk, or conversely as an red blooded, eagle loving, flag saluting, patriot who was just doing his duty as an American...Bullshit.
You know what it comes down to? some moron made a idiotic decision to follow a kid who looked suspicious even after the cops told him to back off, something happened, I don't claim to know what, but it ended with a kid lying on the ground dead. The only person who knows what really happened is the gunman, and I'm betting right now he's just wishing he had just left well enough alone. Nuff said.
You're right... it is basically just one less mouth to feed. Given the growing imbalance in population and food growth, if you get right down to it, we're all further ahead.
Ah shit, twelve babies were born in my writing of this post. Fuck. We're eleven more in the hole.
Jaxon
04-10-2012, 09:29 AM
Oh, hey Dosu. I haven't seen you in a while.
Spiegel
04-10-2012, 12:51 PM
whatever happened, gun wasnt the answer. he shouldnt have been carrying a gun in the first place.
Your sig is by far the funniest thing I've seen on this forum in years. Thank you for being awesome!
Numinous
04-10-2012, 01:10 PM
In other news...
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17j5q05xgozeljpg/original.jpg
Makes you wonder if some people of the younger generations think the Holocaust is just a movie genre.
kael03
04-10-2012, 01:25 PM
...I don't want to live on this planet anymore (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5mLjKI968g&feature=player_embedded)
Jaxon
04-10-2012, 04:59 PM
What do you mean, younger generations?
I think you mean "The American public".
Enh. A) considering the amount of history that most people don't know, much of it far more important that the sinking of the Titanic, I'm not truly shocked or concerned. Well, I am concerned, but because they don't know the rest of the history. B) Prove that no one there wasn't being intentionally dumb for a laugh. People do that these days. It's dumb.
-SassyLady-
04-10-2012, 05:34 PM
Makes you wonder if some people of the younger generations think the Holocaust is just a movie genre.
You be surprised at what our young generation does not know. The fact that half of my peers these days do not know what the hell manners are and think they are above the world doing what they please.
Human Rasengan
04-10-2012, 09:59 PM
The only thing I want to know about the Martin-Zimmerman case is what prompted Zimmerman to get out of his car... his actions reek of a vigilante who was enboldened since he had a gun. I'm sure neighborhood watch has protocalls as an organization tht didn't get followed that day ..and even as Zimmerman was on the phone with police dispatch they told him to back off..
I say don't arrest him .. give him his gun back and set him loose on the streets of florida and allow someoen else a chance to stand their ground.. I'm sure somoene will feel threatened by his suspicious gun toting ass!
Spiegel
04-10-2012, 11:00 PM
The only thing I want to know about the Martin-Zimmerman case is what prompted Zimmerman to get out of his car... his actions reek of a vigilante who was enboldened since he had a gun. I'm sure neighborhood watch has protocalls as an organization tht didn't get followed that day ..and even as Zimmerman was on the phone with police dispatch they told him to back off..
I say don't arrest him .. give him his gun back and set him loose on the streets of florida and allow someoen else a chance to stand their ground.. I'm sure somoene will feel threatened by his suspicious gun toting ass!
I don't think stupidity needs a reason which is why its called stupidity. I live about 20 minutes away from where the shooting happened and everyone within a 50 mile radius are pretty pissed off with this Zimmerman dude calling it a racism at its finest. I personally am not buy into that crap because of all the mixed news I'm getting from every local channel and internet. Maybe Trayvon did give this guy a reason to be suspicious but at the end of the day its the guy with a gun who should be behind bars. The justice system in Florida is super shitty. We're the state that found Casey Anthony innocent of the obvious murder of her daughter but sufficient hard evidence couldn't be found. I expect something similar to occur and I'm gonna have to listen to the raging banters of all the hispanics, whites, blacks and everyone in-between for a good couple of months before this cools down.
Human Rasengan
04-10-2012, 11:08 PM
YEa so instead of all that why not throw him to the wolves.. give him his gun and let the peopel do what they will...
I hear that things have gotten so rowdy down there that peopel have begun to shoot up a random police vehicle.. and the peopel are about to riot..
The reason the black community is in such an uproar is there have been soo many cases of injustice and before someone brings up black on black crime this isn't what this topic i about... for instance the Amadou guy in new york was shot like 60 times by cops and they all got off, some kids ran over another black dude and got off, then there is the whole Jenna 6 thing , and some nut jobs in Oaklahoma went on a murder spree for two hours targetting black people .. after centuries of injustice I feel that most blacks would like to "win" one in the land that claims Justice for all.. not just ustice for those with a pigment defficiancy!
kael03
04-11-2012, 02:20 AM
YEa so instead of all that why not throw him to the wolves.. give him his gun and let the peopel do what they will...
Just when I thought you couldn't be more blatantly retarded...you pull this shit. "Why not throw him to the wolves?" because we aren't savages. We don't hold an "eye-for-an-eye" mentality. The case is so vague in evidence that it's hard to judge for certain what happened other than some Mexican decided to kill a black kid. Happens a lot in California, actually.
I hear that things have gotten so rowdy down there that peopel have begun to shoot up a random police vehicle.. and the peopel are about to riot..
First of all, it's "people" you moron. Second...rioting? Nothing new or extreme there. It's Florida. There's riots everywhere.
for instance the Amadou guy in new york was shot like 60 times by cops and they all got off,
For starters, the police fired 41 shots total in about 10 seconds, and 19 shots hit him. Not condoning the shooting, but if you're going to cite something use the actual incident, not some made up number.
Second, go into detail of what happened. Diallo matched the description of a serial rapist. When the cops tried to stop him to question him, he ran from them into his apartment building. He had his back to the cops, and was back lit so they couldn't see anything but a silhouette. When they confronted him again he was reaching into his pocket for his wallet, which with the lighting they assumed it was a gun, and that it was aimed at them. So, like any other reasonable officer, they opened fire (something all cops are trained to do, btw, not just New York). The lead officer, during the shooting, fell backwards and the other 3 thought he had been shot by Diallo.
Third, all 4 cops were initially indicted on second-degree murder and reckless endangerment charges. But the pretrial publicity made the trial location un-fair and biased. They were then acquitted by a mixed-race jury. I'll repeat that part, a jury of mixed races acquitted them. Not an all white jury, but a jury of several different races.
Fourth, all 4 cops are nowhere near that precinct anymore. 2 retired almost immediately after the trial, the other 2 transferred precincts, and I believe 1 of them has since retired.
some kids ran over another black dude and got off,
Be more specific, otherwise we don't know if you're saying the truth.
then there is the whole Jenna 6 thing
You mean the 6 black kids beating 1 white kid to the point he had to be treated for a concussion and several other face/head/hand injuries? The kid recovered, but there was some nervous damage as he has chronic (meaning they'll recur for the rest of his life) headaches and bouts of forgetfulness.
and some nut jobs in Oaklahoma went on a murder spree for two hours targetting black people
Again, specifics.
after centuries of injustice I feel that most blacks would like to "win" one in the land that claims Justice for all.. not just ustice for those with a pigment defficiancy!
Civil rights, affirmative action, equal opportunity, restitution... you mean those aren't "wins"?
Spiegel
04-11-2012, 02:23 AM
YEa so instead of all that why not throw him to the wolves.. give him his gun and let the peopel do what they will...
I hear that things have gotten so rowdy down there that peopel have begun to shoot up a random police vehicle.. and the peopel are about to riot..
The reason the black community is in such an uproar is there have been soo many cases of injustice and before someone brings up black on black crime this isn't what this topic i about... for instance the Amadou guy in new york was shot like 60 times by cops and they all got off, some kids ran over another black dude and got off, then there is the whole Jenna 6 thing , and some nut jobs in Oaklahoma went on a murder spree for two hours targetting black people .. after centuries of injustice I feel that most blacks would like to "win" one in the land that claims Justice for all.. not just ustice for those with a pigment defficiancy!
If our justice system is still as awesome as it was with the Casey Anthony case I expect him to quickly leave Florida in the near future. Although I haven't heard about people shooting at police vehicles, which doesn't make a lot of sense to begin with. Although the Sanford black community is insane just like the Apopka and the west Orlando region so I wouldn't be surprised.
Central Florida is just plain weird.
You're right... it is basically just one less mouth to feed. Given the growing imbalance in population and food growth, if you get right down to it, we're all further ahead.
Ah shit, twelve babies were born in my writing of this post. Fuck. We're eleven more in the hole.
I like how I tried to emphasize the point that the one trully important element in this case was that a kid died in the process and instead I'm being attacked with sarcasim as an uncarring bastard...OH WELL...
The point I was trying to make, was that although this case in unfortunate, I don't think it trully represents an actual NATIONAL problem to suggest an inherant societal issue. Rather, that though unfortunate in any light, this was more in tone with a communal issues, or perhaps at most a limited illumination on 1 state's particular issues with it's legal system. Beyond that however, I personally feel that this mournfull circumstance is just that, a mournfull, and limted circumstance represenitive of one small fraction of American society in one particular state. I live near chicago and for what it's worth I understand that kids die everyday, weather here in my home state as a result of gang voilence, or over in Burma as a result of focused genocide, all are unfortunate, sadly, few are trully significant...
@Jaxon
What's up fool!!!
OK, I see my points are missed that A) the first comment really wasn't serious and was set out as it really isn't an indication of anything and B) that there is one important issue out of the whole thing is just as unlikely as there are many. You can't boil it down. The real significance of the incident was one person got shot by another. The rest is added narrative by media and self-interested groups. The response is actually more evidence that America is fucked up, but never in the statement do I add that they are the only fucked up place.
Yeah, humanity is fucked up. I got that a long time ago, yet each new incident is presented as if we needed another example. I've long stopped caring.
Jaxon
04-11-2012, 12:27 PM
@Dosu
Not much dawg. What're you doing with yourself nowadays?
Human Rasengan
04-12-2012, 11:46 AM
Well at least Zimmerman has finally been charged and arrested
@Dosu
Not much dawg. What're you doing with yourself nowadays?
Not much, same shit for the most part, how's about you?
-SassyLady-
04-17-2012, 02:08 PM
3 weeks left now....
Jaxon
04-17-2012, 04:12 PM
Not much, same shit for the most part, how's about you?
Nothing much. Just keeping on until I finish college in six weeks. Got a lot of work to do in a short space of time, but I reckon it's doable.
The Special One
04-25-2012, 02:26 PM
FUUUUUUCK. Can't believe I just slept through my final exam yesterday. Life officially sucks now... Annd the groveling begins.
Seriously? As a TA... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... not marking it.
Whoa... that's some messed up formatting.
The Special One
04-25-2012, 04:54 PM
I thought of this ingenious plan to pull it off. See, my roommate and I have the exact same class, just different hours and different TAs. The professor makes the exam the exact same for all classes. What I'm going to do is go to my roomy's Final Exam with him, dress incognito and put the hour and name of my TA on my exam (you have to do that anyway just in case the exams fall into different piles). Thus, they'll think my exam got switched or something, at least, that's what the guy who looks at my exam will think... Genius just genius.
You mean you don't have to show your photo ID student card when writing exams? That's outrageously stupid on the school's part.
LonelyNinja
04-26-2012, 11:45 AM
Shit, all you do in my classes is walk in, sit down, and take the test.
Jaxon
04-26-2012, 01:28 PM
I draw pretty pictures and talk bullshit.
Sharkbelly
04-26-2012, 04:12 PM
My exams consisted of dancing for the invidulator. I just treated it like "Sucker Punch" to save myself cleansing my own sins.
The Special One
04-26-2012, 04:34 PM
You mean you don't have to show your photo ID student card when writing exams? That's outrageously stupid on the school's part.
Nope. The TA did ask who I was, I said my TA said I could come to his class. Bold face lie he just shrugged it off.lol
How big are/were all of your classes? My classes were regularly 140+ students and all exams were written in massive halls of 500+ students from all kinds of classes.
The Special One
04-26-2012, 04:51 PM
Well, lecture halls can hold at least 200 students, I only had two classes this semester that were in rooms that big. The exam I had to sneak and take was in a small room, however. So, maybe about 50-60 students max?
-SassyLady-
05-01-2012, 06:43 PM
Well just got done doing an advisor appointment at the community college I plan on going to (called Metropolitan Community College), going to take basic classes in the fall quarter then culinary in the winter quater, it will take roughly two years to get my assiocate's degree in culinary but I am willingly to do so. It'll be good and I am uber excited yes probably expensive route to take but I am dedicated to this no matter what no more doubt, and let me just say I'll be the best damn cook all of you will ever witness. You won't just have seconds w/ my food you'll have thirds, fourths, and so on. ;)
stubborn_d0nkey
05-02-2012, 03:45 AM
Will you marry me?
-SassyLady-
05-04-2012, 12:14 PM
*laughs*
Sorry already promised someone else ;P
Eternal Solitude
08-19-2012, 02:27 PM
Hey guys I'm a Naruto fan nice to meet ya all : )
LonelyNinja
08-19-2012, 05:18 PM
Get out. No, really.
stubborn_d0nkey
08-19-2012, 05:28 PM
Dupe .
The Special One
08-25-2012, 11:15 AM
UPS is making me fuckin lose my mind. Thursday, I was expecting a package, they just left a "sorry we missed you note." I thought, ok, maybe I missed them, they'll deliver it Friday. Come Friday, nothing... I checked the tracking information and guess fuckin what? They're on their third damn attempt and won't ship out again until Monday... I'm even more angry because I stayed up all day waiting for that shit and the deliverymen didn't even knock! No notice either. I'm even more angry because I thought I missed them Thursday, but that's not possible, I was home because when I called my dad, he said he saw the note on the door Thursday when he came by to visit that day. So two straight days in a row UPS fucked me over. I swear if I have to go to a damn terminal to track my package down... Trying to get ready for classes and I have to deal with this shit.
gringie
08-25-2012, 12:08 PM
that's crazy ups out here is the best... fed ex is the worst assholes ever, they claim they dropped off the package.. but they never do... and a week later the money is back in my account... if ups gives u a problem y don't u just pick up the package at the nearest station.. it's open on saturday's if im not mistaking
jekyl_hyde
08-25-2012, 12:13 PM
UPS is making me fuckin lose my mind. Thursday, I was expecting a package, they just left a "sorry we missed you note." I thought, ok, maybe I missed them, they'll deliver it Friday. Come Friday, nothing... I checked the tracking information and guess fuckin what? They're on their third damn attempt and won't ship out again until Monday... I'm even more angry because I stayed up all day waiting for that shit and the deliverymen didn't even knock! No notice either. I'm even more angry because I thought I missed them Thursday, but that's not possible, I was home because when I called my dad, he said he saw the none on the door Thursday when he came by to visit that day. So two straight days in a row UPS fucked me over. I swear if I have to go to a damn terminal to track my package down... Trying to get ready for classes and I have to deal with this shit.
Anyone who's done real shipping knows that both ups and fedex have their pros and cons each. I've learned from experience, once the package doesn't arrive on it's expected date (they all, including dhl, provide expected doa), I'm either calling or looking up online what is going on with said package.
UPS generally sucks. The usual driver for my area is a pretty easy going and fairly cute woman though, so that makes it a little easier to deal with.
The Special One
08-25-2012, 01:44 PM
I would go up there but it's a bit of an inconvenience, at least this weekend it is. I won't go unless I absolutely have to. I've been reading stuff about UPS.lol I haven't been ordering as much from them until recently, that's why I'm just noticing the incidents now.
I was 10ft from the front door. He could have touched the screen door's handle and I would have heard it... Just no damn effort.
I'm going to be outside this time. Catch his bitch ass when he pulls up...
-SassyLady-
09-01-2012, 02:20 PM
So nervous, start community college on Tuesday.
LonelyNinja
09-01-2012, 04:27 PM
Chances are, your community college experience will be the same as mine: High School 2.0. Nothing necessarily wrong with that, but you'll see lots of familiar faces, unless you're in a whole new community. I suggest joining a sports team.
kael03
09-01-2012, 04:42 PM
community college experience: High School 2.0.
Pretty much this. College didn't really change for me until I started at a University.
Spiegel
09-01-2012, 07:20 PM
So nervous, start community college on Tuesday.
It's just like everyone else is saying, like high school but its a bit more flexible as you can control your schedule.
TheBaron
09-04-2012, 06:07 PM
Yo Bitches - I',m BACK!
(Ya, I know - been more than a year since you have seen me, but hey - breakup means more free time to do whatever the hell I want, right?)
Jaxon
09-04-2012, 07:16 PM
Welcome back, dude. How's everything?
TheBaron
09-04-2012, 07:36 PM
Oh Well, used to be Nice and quiet - but then my Girlfriend left me for some douche with a Porsche, so my mind is in chaos atm.. "To kill or not to kill" - most of the time I root for "kill" but somehow I manage to get cookiez bedre I grab a large knife and go on a rampage. That, and "League of Legends" is the only Good stuff I have right now :(
Other than that, everything is fine :)
Y'all cool on here? Saw Mibs turned HULK, seems legit :)
stubborn_d0nkey
09-04-2012, 07:46 PM
Get a Ferrari (http://bit.ly/OQWobL)
I don't get it. I'm married, working on a PhD and have a newborn... and I can still post. What sort of messed up relationship were you in that you couldn't post or chat or find computer time?
Also, you're 22. Bitches are going to leave you for less. At least this douche had a sweet ride, which I think all of us men can agree is just one of those risks you run when dating. Wouldn't get all Stabby McKill over this one.
LonelyNinja
09-04-2012, 11:03 PM
Beat him up, take his car, dump the bitch on the side of the road. Win-win-win!
Oh Well, used to be Nice and quiet - but then my Girlfriend left me for some douche with a Porsche, so my mind is in chaos atm.. "To kill or not to kill" - most of the time I root for "kill" but somehow I manage to get cookiez bedre I grab a large knife and go on a rampage. That, and "League of Legends" is the only Good stuff I have right now :(
Other than that, everything is fine :)
Y'all cool on here? Saw Mibs turned HULK, seems legit :)What model of Porsche? Boxsters are for chumps, but anything above that is acceptable.
UchihaTaijiya
09-05-2012, 04:51 AM
Lol cosign LN.
TheBaron
09-05-2012, 10:45 AM
What model of Porsche? Boxsters are for chumps, but anything above that is acceptable.
Umm - Porsche 911 turbo I believe. I key'd it. Felt so good.
ACT - this kind was the one where we travelled the world - literally. I have not been home for more than a year, and when we got home, this douche, apparently one of her X'es. So, we travelled the world together, and at some point, apparently, he contacts her, and says something along the lines of "bla-bla- disengaged for you baby - bla bla bla - marry me please, I love you - bla bla bla" - and the cunt fell for that. So, fuck her, and that fat piece of shit motherfucker - and welcome back normal life and fucking Fandom.
Umm - Porsche 911 turbo I believe. I key'd it. Felt so good.Okay, then I am indifferent to his choice of vehicle but disapproving of his rampant douchebaggery.
TheBaron
09-05-2012, 11:42 AM
Oh well... Point is that I am back, and I have missed most of you guys. Some I would not mind losing, but hey - you gotta take the bad with the good every once in a while :P
Miburo
09-05-2012, 12:08 PM
Umm - Porsche 911 turbo I believe. I key'd it. Felt so good.
ACT - this kind was the one where we travelled the world - literally. I have not been home for more than a year, and when we got home, this douche, apparently one of her X'es. So, we travelled the world together, and at some point, apparently, he contacts her, and says something along the lines of "bla-bla- disengaged for you baby - bla bla bla - marry me please, I love you - bla bla bla" - and the cunt fell for that. So, fuck her, and that fat piece of shit motherfucker - and welcome back normal life and fucking Fandom.
So, you're going with "key'd it"? Okay. Survey says!:
UNMANLY.
Sorry, but the manly answer was to battle him. Welcome back.
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