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Numinous
04-13-2011, 06:34 PM
Like your manliness?

http://www.libermortis.co.uk/site/abandon-ship-board-game/large-abandon-ship-board-game.jpg

NOW!!!

ninjalostboy95
04-13-2011, 06:39 PM
^ You are odd. I think the meaning of most posts after yours was that nothing was hopping on your dick... how did you get anything else from that?

You don't know what "Everyone hopped on my dick" means? It means.........you could google it yourself ACT.

You aren't taking KYF lessons are you?

No.

Kina
04-13-2011, 06:42 PM
NLB, you're not understanding. If we were all in agreement with you, you might be able to use that phrase. Unfortunately, we all think you need more life-experience... and to go through puberty.

manta
04-13-2011, 06:51 PM
/facepalm

Ok here is more goddess:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/7905841/Shakira+sexy_468x711.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIuypwgdBDA

nlb hold the kleenex please

Miburo
04-13-2011, 06:51 PM
Anyone else, I'd have thought mean things...

Forgive me, comrade. = )

How am I sore? I was just telling you that I never said I would bang her because I didn't.

Which was stupid, since I never said you did. Again, paraphrasing, look it up. Also, you can try to bullshit all you want (like a pussy), but you definitely got overly defensive because I jokingly implied that I dislike you. Trying to nitpick about a dude not quoting you exactly when he wasn't trying to quote you, saying stupid shit like "lol teh deity u used in a common idiom isn't real" for no non-retarded reason, and saying "i didn't start it" to kael (Which is a phrase usually said about some sort of confrontation. Implying that you perceived some sort of confrontation between us, in which I was the aggressor and you were just defending yourself. Meaning you're basically admitting that you're attempting to attack me because of my perfectly valid comment...) all suggests that you're sore.

A non-butthurt dude would be like "Aw, fuck. I'm an idiot," and drop it. Not get all defensive and make a total baby ass of himself like you're doing now.


I'll mercifully ignore all the other really idiotic, trying-too-hard comments in your crybaby post. Unless you really want me to point out how stupid every single thing in there was. Doesn't really matter to me.

kael03
04-13-2011, 06:57 PM
A non-butthurt dude would be like "Aw, fuck. I'm an idiot," and drop it. Not get all defensive and make a total baby ass of himself like you're doing now.

This seems to be his common reaction when someone posts that he's looking like an idiot for not properly researching something before posting (see the discussion about supernova if you want a refresher).

Miburo
04-13-2011, 07:04 PM
I'll take your word on it. Read enough stupid for one day.

Also, Spartacus' wife is pretty hawt, in my humble opinion:

http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/gallery/spartacus/spartacus_blood_and_sand_gallery_2010_26 _4x6.jpg

Shrike
04-13-2011, 07:05 PM
Hey nlb, post a pic of yourself with a better chick that that one, and I'll say that everyone here was wrong right away.

Kina
04-13-2011, 07:12 PM
@Mibs: She looks a little short, but attractive. :3 I'm sure the short thing is because she's not a model, so she doesn't know how to make herself look tall. I watch too much America's Next Top Model.

kael03
04-13-2011, 07:16 PM
@Mibs: She looks a little short, but attractive. :3

Personally I like shorter girls >_>

Kina
04-13-2011, 07:23 PM
Its more in her proportions than anything.

ninjalostboy95
04-13-2011, 08:03 PM
@Shrike: I have no camera and no facebook pics(Which I could've uploaded here) with me and the girl. I wouldn't post it anyway because that's pretty fucked up. I'm kinda stuck there. Take my word for it or don't. =/ Ask someone else that I talk to on here. I don't really know a lot(as in the majority of girls I talk to aren't insta-boner hot) of girls that I think are insta-boner hot. I have yet to meet the "Perfect" girl(Not as in gf, I don't do that and probably never will. As in the one you never get bored of, know what I mean? In case you don't, a pretty hawt or average kickass woman, one that can play games with me such as football or basketball or boxing/MMA(That's when I get older because I don't know how to Box/MMA, basically undisciplined fighter.) Okay, went on a tangent, my bad.

@Mibs: I told kael thanks for telling me they were the same because I didn't know they were and then you come out of nowhere and call me a fag, which makes no sense. I'm dropping it now, so yeah.

ninjalostboy95
04-13-2011, 08:07 PM
I'll take your word on it. Read enough stupid for one day.

Also, Spartacus' wife is pretty hawt, in my humble opinion:

http://www.tvovermind.com/wp-content/gallery/spartacus/spartacus_blood_and_sand_gallery_2010_26 _4x6.jpg

Alright, would do. Pretty hawt there. 8-9 or even 10.

Kina
04-13-2011, 08:11 PM
He was calling you a fag because you preferred math over women. I'd never choose math over Jon 'cause that's just lame as shit.

ninjalostboy95
04-13-2011, 08:17 PM
He was calling you a fag because you preferred math over women. I'd never choose math over Jon 'cause that's just lame as shit.

It wasn't over any women. It was those women. Who is Jon?

kael03
04-13-2011, 08:19 PM
Who is Jon?

Her fiance. It's been mentioned a couples times in this thread alone.

Kina
04-13-2011, 08:26 PM
It wasn't over any women. It was those women. Who is Jon?
You'd sleep with none of them except the last one Mibs posted? I'm straight as a rail and I'd tap some of the. 'Specially Wilde. <3 Also, Mila Kunas.

Her fiance. It's been mentioned a couples times in this thread alone.
Thaaaanks. <3

ACt
04-13-2011, 09:22 PM
You don't know what "Everyone hopped on my dick" means? It means.........you could google it yourself ACT.

I don't give a rats ass what you think the term means, or even what the internet claims it means; it is an asinine statement to make. I can't imagine why it has even taken hold.

"oh look, everyone is on my case and I don't know why... I know, I'll refer it to them being on my dick - cause that's a reasonable and completely serious statement to make. As an added bonus, the males in the crowd may think i am calling them homo and that'll take care of them, stupid homos"

Yeah... I should think of every time someone was "on my dick" as a negative.

Holy fuck, kids is stupid!

Miburo
04-13-2011, 09:56 PM
Indeed.

I thought the "Oh wow. A bunch of dudes are on my dick. " thing was just wishful thinking on his end. Because of the whole 'fag' thing.

Because I googled "Everyone is on my dick" like he suggested and nothing came up. "Get off my dick" came up on urban dictionary. Which basically said it means "Leave me alone boo hoo = (" Which is pretty unmanly, not sure why any self-respecting dude would say that. But eh. He never made any indication that he wanted anyone 'off' his 'dick' anyway.


So tl;dr of everything nlb posted in here: Would not bang hawt chicks. The most masculine figure in my life doesn't accept me. = ( Wow, look at all these dudes on my wang!

Miburo
04-13-2011, 10:02 PM
Oh, and I've been watching Dexter. Holy shit, it's awesome. Thanks OH comrades for suggesting it to me.

kael03
04-13-2011, 10:08 PM
Oh, and I've been watching Dexter. Holy shit, it's awesome. Thanks OH comrades for suggesting it to me.

I just started watching LOST on Netflix. Figure I'd see what the hype was about and so far it's a good series, though I'm only 3 episodes into it.

Miburo
04-13-2011, 10:11 PM
Lost is pretty good. If you liked getting trolled by a shitty as fuck ending after watching six seasons FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU








spoilers kinda

kael03
04-13-2011, 10:13 PM
I've heard that about the final season. But I still want to watch it. From what I've heard from other people, it sounded like Abrams was forced to end the series before he had a real chance to tie up the different plot devices.

Kina
04-13-2011, 10:25 PM
I've watched LOST to the beginning of season 3. Super fucking intense.

Marlboro
04-14-2011, 03:38 AM
LOST was exciting at the beginning. It became silly after season 2 for me so I stopped watching. But I saw the episode where they crash landed into Wisteria Lane. It was sublime.

Also, anyone watched 'The Lost Room' I think they used to air it on FOX Series. It was short but entertaining. To those who didn't watch it, I would highly recommend it.

Back on topic:
http://i1228.photobucket.com/albums/ee449/Mugiwara1234/JenniferAnistonis40.jpg

kluang
04-14-2011, 06:07 AM
Lost was strange to say the least.

I watch some of it, well the final episode that I watch is when Sayid found a giant stone foot.

I try to make sense of Lost but then I realize

Lost make no sense.

Shrike
04-14-2011, 06:28 AM
Oh, and I've been watching Dexter. Holy shit, it's awesome. Thanks OH comrades for suggesting it to me.

No problem, brother. Dexter is awesome indeed.

Numinous
04-14-2011, 07:05 AM
@ nlb: a pro-tip: don't try to boast you know waters uncharted to you, the chances of getting ridiculed are high. It seems you still don't get this from all the times it happened.

About series... Dexter is awesome, Lost is a trainwreck and still to this day I cannot fathom how the latter got more popular than the first. I guess your average TV spectator doesn't care about coherency.

kluang
04-14-2011, 08:17 AM
I think TV viewer wants to see sweaty chicks running around the jungle.

Kina
04-14-2011, 08:18 AM
I think that was WHY it got that big viewership. People understood about 3/4 what was going on, but they thought that the other parts were part of this 'mystery'. I got sucked it. I watched a number of episodes with my day a day after work.

ACt
04-14-2011, 08:28 AM
I think TV viewer wants to see sweaty chicks running around the jungle.

Survivor still exists for a reason.

Kina
04-14-2011, 08:33 AM
The girls this season are concave. Like, I legitimatly worry for them.

kluang
04-14-2011, 08:34 AM
Survivor still exist?

Numinous
04-14-2011, 08:47 AM
I think that was WHY it got that big viewership. People understood about 3/4 what was going on, but they thought that the other parts were part of this 'mystery'.

Well, I guess that the whole "mystery" hook made people overlook the glaring plot holes and otherwise clunky plot, but unfortunately that didn't work for me.

Also the final episode bombed in Portugal, due to the stupid decision of making a simultaneous cast with the US (and since there's a thing called timezone difference, everybody was at work or school when it came on TV) and the additional stupid move of placing the first rerun of that episode when the national soccer team was playing (in other words, only an handful saw the episode). When they tried a second rerun, nobody cared anymore because the ending was spoiled (and since the ending was a letdown, the more reasons not to watch).

Shadowblade
04-14-2011, 10:06 AM
Yeah, I like the new guy. Really disliked old guy, even though my only interaction with him ever was seeing a pic of him. He had quite the aura of unmanliness.

I understand who the new guy is. But I am unaware of the old guy, Care to enlighten Mibs?

Nope .

I hate you.

Good laugh. :)

Miburo
04-14-2011, 04:55 PM
I watched two seasons of survivor. First one (I think) where some gay dude won because some old dude had massive amounts of honor. And then one season where some goddamn hero and his buddies were getting allianced picked off, so the goddamn hero just kept winning fucking challenge after challenge so he could never be voted off. He did this all the way till the end where he had to go against some chick in the most bullshit fucking challenge ever. They fucking had to balance on some little mat thing out in the water. And the dude is like fucking 60lbs or some shit heavier than the chick, but has the same sized goddamn little mat. So his was sinking and having water shift all over it while the little mat could support her no problem. It was literally im-fucking-possible for that dude to win. So he lost.

Hardcore injustice. I was pissed for a week straight.

OG
04-14-2011, 09:55 PM
i watched survivors when it first came out, just random ones though i didnt follow the seasons. could not.

//currentlyrewatchinherculestvshowandsoonx ena.kickasswomenzlulz

Miburo
04-14-2011, 09:58 PM
Xena is in SPARTACUS. You see her boobs a lot too.

ACt
04-14-2011, 10:04 PM
I won't lie... that's why I'm downloading it.

Nerox
04-14-2011, 10:07 PM
Will consult Google for streming sites.

OG
04-14-2011, 10:12 PM
i am caught up with spartacus O= havent seen the prequel though <.<

i have seen the boobssss. she is hornehhhh for crixussss. always seckin dat one O=

she looks good for her age =P

Marlboro
04-15-2011, 05:08 AM
Good laugh. :)
Glad I could make you laugh mate.

Azumi
05-23-2011, 08:53 PM
Its 288. How can a ton of people have different answer about it?

48 divide by 2 is 24.

9+3= 12

24 x 12 = 288


1+1=3

PEMDAS, dude.

A Korean high school student actually asked me this question a month ago, saying he was having problems solving this equation since the calculator and the book were giving him different answers. I told him to follow the PEMDAS method (parenthesis-exponent-multiplication-division-addition-subtraction).

So,

48/2(9+3)

48 / 2 (12)

48 / 24

= 2

stubborn_d0nkey
05-24-2011, 01:10 AM
PEMDAS, dude.

A Korean high school student actually asked me this question a month ago, saying he was having problems solving this equation since the calculator and the book were giving him different answers. I told him to follow the PEMDAS method (parenthesis-exponent-multiplication-division-addition-subtraction).

So,

48/2(9+3)

48 / 2 (12)

48 / 24

= 2
You probably skipped everything after this, so you dont know, but this has been discussed already. PEMDAS is not a (universal) rule, its just a a tool taught to kids to help teach them the order of operations. Wikipedia has more on that http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

To cut things short for you, the conclusion is that the question is poorly written and that both can be a valid answer (we even found some others. hint, how would you read x2 online?)

Skullbat01
08-15-2011, 08:27 PM
stubborn donkey is right both are perfectly valid

however I contacted the math department and was explained this (it was my old trig prof too :D )

"unless the work clearly states not to, use pemdas when reading or expressing a math problem"-Dr.Jow (Mathematician and Nasa engineer)
^I don't think anyone wants to argue with that the PhD gets the final word

I had one royal bitch of a time explaining that to my ex through her math courses I'm like
"I don't care what you fancy AP teacher told you about it!!! Your college professors and classmates will apply it when reading your work"

stubborn_d0nkey
08-15-2011, 08:36 PM
stubborn donkey is right both are perfectly valid

however I contacted the math department and was explained this (it was my old trig prof too :D )

"unless the work clearly states not to, use pemdas when reading or expressing a math problem"-Dr.Jow (Mathematician and Nasa engineer)
^I don't think anyone wants to argue with that the PhD gets the final word

I had one royal bitch of a time explaining that to my ex through her math courses I'm like
"I don't care what you fancy AP teacher told you about it!!! Your college professors and classmates will apply it when reading your work"

The thing with pemdas is it is not a rule, its a way to memorize. There is also bedmas, and in other languages also differently.

I think Dr.Jow just gave you a generic response :P

OG
08-16-2011, 09:09 PM
69 .

Scientia
10-04-2012, 10:29 PM
What's more pleasant to look at?

This?

http://web.mit.edu/wwmath/calculus/differentiation/polyeq/polyeq03.gif

or this?
http://perfectbutt.com/pics/JUF398.jpg



The first one, easily. That ass isn't even that great, too bony. http://i713.photobucket.com/albums/ww132/Fayrra/Smiley/2z7exox.png

No, but seriously, shame on you. Math is fucking beautiful. And at the end of the day, after I've squeezed that last bit of cum out of my veiny, hairy cock, I'll barely be thinking about ass until a good 7 hours later, while MATH IS FOREVER on my mind. Math is FOREVER. Not that I didn't get the reason for derailing the thread, since honestly arguing stupid math semantics is...stupid. But then again, that has nothing to do with that first picture you posted. :cool: Could of just said what's better, stupid semantics or sexy hot tits/ass.

Maths is so awesome. Don't count out those of us who'd prefer it to sexual desire. I know there's not a lot of us, but seriously, don't.

Also, bump.

kael03
10-04-2012, 11:08 PM
Why in the fuck would you necro a thread that was last posted in over a year ago?

Scientia
10-05-2012, 12:33 AM
I did it because I had something I wanted to say about MATH vs sexual desire, and I wanted everyone else to see what I had to say. You know, all 20-something active members. As in, this isn't a big deal.

Could of made a new thread, but that would have required a bit more work (maybe not, thanks to you), and there's not much of a difference between making a new thread (linking Numi's quote in it) and posting in an old one.

The only way I can see this as being any sort of objective problem I should feel bad about would be if necro-ing dead threads fucks up this forum technically, somehow.

Edit: Shit, even if no one saw what I had to say, there's a certain difference between thinking it or writing it to myself vs. writing it on a forum, a place where people are supposed to see it. Just putting it in a place like that gives me an certain kind of satisfaction, at the very least.

kael03
10-05-2012, 01:30 AM
So you had an "epiphany" about math vs sexual desire (the hell kind of comparison is that? num made that post in jest) OVER A YEAR AFTER THE LAST POST? You're even responding to something that was posted 4 months before the last post.

I repeat, why the fuck did you necro this thread after over a year with a useless post saying that a math equation is visually more appealing than a woman's ass? And, by the way, that ass isn't bony, no clue what the hell you're looking at. Are you asexual? Do you not have sexual desires? Or are your desires pointed towards something else?

ask me anything
10-05-2012, 11:16 PM
Or he's just being an attention whore/ wannabe troll. That's generally the only reason people necro threads to begin with. That or his mother didn't hug him enough as a kid.



















Or his crazy uncle Leroy hugged him a little too much. Dun Dun Dun, the plot thickens.























































Can we close this thread now.

OG
10-06-2012, 12:23 AM
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201107/Red-panda.jpg

Demi-God
10-06-2012, 04:29 AM
http://i.imgur.com/OndIE.jpg

48÷2(9+3) = D'awwwwww!

ask me anything
10-06-2012, 09:43 PM
Is that a lil' baby raccoon? D'awww

Finally this thread has meaning.





Seriously though, were do you guys find these wonderful pics. They make me feel all warm and friendly, and whatnot.

OG
10-06-2012, 11:21 PM
Is that a lil' baby raccoon? D'awww

no, its a red panda O=

http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201205/otter-is-happy.jpg

i love otters.

Tabris
10-06-2012, 11:49 PM
I agree
100%
Otters are super fuckin cute and playful.
So awesome.

Demi-God
10-07-2012, 03:24 PM
Hi otter!

http://i.imgur.com/QV1Su.jpg

LonelyNinja
10-07-2012, 03:55 PM
Otters are cute. Until you hear about how they rape and drown baby seals.

Then they're EDGY.

T9F
10-07-2012, 03:55 PM
Sorry, did someone say otters?

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Fuck+your+cups_9199b4_4053274.gif

OG
10-07-2012, 04:14 PM
^ i cant see ur gif but im assuming it was this guy

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m91erwErW71qea92ro2_250.gif


Hey gaiz.
http://www.tehcute.com/pics/201107/Excited-little-puppy.jpg

LonelyNinja
10-07-2012, 05:33 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Shiba_inu_blacktan.jpg

I WIN.

T9F
10-07-2012, 05:34 PM
Lion King is real life.

http://slaymyboredom.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/simba-timba-real-life.jpg?w=580

This thread is going good places.

Edit:
@LN - The kind of looks like my dog.