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DJ Jaime
11-14-2004, 03:00 PM
-Gai: I like women
-Chouji: I'm not hungry. I'm on a diet.
-Shikamaru: Time for a day of hard work!
-Kakashi: I hate reading
-Naruto: My dream is being a Super Saiyan
-Sasuke: I love Itachi, he's got nice eyes
-Pakkun: I am happy
-Rock Lee: I have no eyebrows
-Gaara: Everyone loves me!

*Post yours :D

Ryu15
11-14-2004, 03:14 PM
Orochimaru:i don't want to crush konoha
Itachi:I'm sry
kiba: i like cats

Shino
11-14-2004, 03:53 PM
Naruto: "Whats this ra...men you speak of?"
Kakashi: "I'll show up on time, I promise."
Sakura: "Sasuke-kun who, Naruto-kun is hot!"
Shino: "EEEEK! Oh my god did you see the size of that bug, it was HUGE."

gmp3xero548
11-14-2004, 04:07 PM
-Lee: No, im sick of training, id rather jus watch TV. hard work aint my style.

AztecSasuke
11-14-2004, 04:31 PM
Jiraiya: "I'm gay, I hate women."

Tenten
11-14-2004, 04:59 PM
Orochimaru:man, these snakes are so damn annoying
Itachi:i should go buy more nail polish
Sakura:what kind of dance was Sasuke thinking fighting Naruto like that?
Kakashi:i miss my friends thats the only i read these books
Haku:haha am going to dress like a women and go out with Naruto *evil grin*

LightDreamer
11-14-2004, 05:45 PM
Sasuke: EEK! A SPIDER!!! *runs and hides behind Sakura*
Naruto: Damn it...trying to be hokage is too hard, I give up
Sakura: WHO CARES ABOUT SASUKE ANYMORE! IT'S ALL ABOUT CHOIJI FOR ME!!!
Shikamaru: These damn clouds are distracting my concentration on wats important, working hard and becoming better.
Sakura: Sasuke's Hair is so dorky looking.
Kakashi: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS ARE LATE FOR CLASS!!! I TOLD U TO BE HERE 3 HOURS AGO!!!!
Kurenai: aww man, Why do I have to end up with such a weakling like Hinata.
Hinata: I'M GONNA BEAT YOU ALL DOWN WITH MY PINKY!!!
Kiba: I think I'm allergic to dogs! Damn mutt get away from me!
Akamaru: Meow

Tom
11-14-2004, 05:51 PM
you can find some at narutocentral.com >> extras

I might actually put some of those you guys typed as long as its not already on NC.

Sakket
11-14-2004, 05:55 PM
kakashi: MY THERAPIST SAYS IM IN DEE-NIAL! WHAT'S A DEE-NAIL? IS IT TASTY LIKE SHOES?

LightDreamer
11-14-2004, 06:10 PM
Sasuke: OMG have you felt Naruto's muscles they're so strong <3 *had to shudder when I wrote this*
Jiraiya: Why did god put women on this Earth?
Jiriaya: Why do women have butts on they're chests?
Neji: Omg...do you think this shirt clashes with my eyes?
Hinata: Like totally!

Tenten
11-14-2004, 07:07 PM
Haku:i wonder how you use these needles thingies
Orochimaru:i wish i was kiba mutt
Hinata:Neji is my bitch got that kakashi!!!?!
Kakashi:whats the differents between dumb and ass?
Hinata:are you referaling am a dumbass?
Garra:I wonder what sand taste like

LightDreamer
11-14-2004, 07:38 PM
Gaara: EEK BLOOD!!!! *faints at the sight of blood*
Orochimaru: I wish I were a real man
Itachi: Ok so my number one favourite flower is the Daisy...AREN'T THEY JUST SO PRETTY!?

Roy Mustang
11-15-2004, 02:20 AM
Naruto: Sakura-chan you have a very flat chest

Sasuke: OH~~! NARUTO
Naruto: OH~! SASUKE

Gaara: wuddup G??

TenTen: Rock Lee...im getting hitched with Gai sensei

Sakatsu
11-15-2004, 03:04 AM
Orochimaru: "EEEEEeeeeKKK! A huge Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!" *runs away*
Orochimaru: "Ehehehe...I need to go get some more purple eye shadow"
Orochimaru: "OMG! I broke a nail!!"

Sakura: "Screw Sasuke, I'm all for Ino now!!"
Sakura: "Go to hell, Sasuke"

Yondaime: "Screw Konoha, I'm moving to the Mist village"
(and I know he's dead and gone)

Sandaime: "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my underwear, Oh yes, I'm soooo sexy!" XD

Sasuke: "Play that funky music, white boy, Play that funky music till you die!"

Hinata: *too busy reading Icha Icha Paradise*
Gaara: *is too busy saving the world from buggie monsters that live under your bed*

Kakashi: *reveals face to everybody* *everybody laughs* XD

d0127810
11-15-2004, 07:22 PM
Naruto: My special GAIYMA-N technique, now you see it... Poof, there it is again...

GoldenEyes
11-15-2004, 09:09 PM
Itachi: "I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I feel pretty, and witty, and gay! And I pity, any girl that isn't me this day. Lalalalalalala"

sakura_qt
11-15-2004, 11:08 PM
konohamaru: my name has 10 letters in it

TDK
11-15-2004, 11:25 PM
Sakura: Im gonna go screw myself
Itachi: Im thinking red lip stick would go nice with my dress.
Gaara: I need water for mud..sand isnt cutting it..
Sasuke: I wish my brother came home soon..i've been hungry since he killed our parents.

Roy Mustang
11-15-2004, 11:50 PM
Sakura: Ino I use dildos

Naruto: did u guyz notice how blonde i look?

Sasuke: *walks to orochimaru* hi daddy

Orochimaru: i think jiraya is one helluva hottie

Tsunade: I had sex with my pig

Hawk
11-15-2004, 11:54 PM
konohamaru: Grandpa is dead and some young woman took his place. LETS PARTY

Gaara: Sakura-chan Marry me

Kakashi: I have big fish lips

Sakura: I love Jiriaya

Jiriaya: EWWWW breast

Itachi: Hey sasuke i'm sry....

AniMaster
11-16-2004, 08:07 AM
Zaku: Hey Sasuke! You're my BEST friend!
Kin: That Orochimaru guy was really nice. I miss him.

Aruko
11-16-2004, 09:23 AM
Naruto: ahh forget sakura-chan give me sasuke-kun
Jiriya: Oh yeah do it orochimaru you rule!
kakashi: oh hey everyone! im going to kill you all here and now!
shino: oh i love fire! dont you?

shikamaru
11-16-2004, 03:29 PM
shikamaru: I BLOODY HATE CLOUDS AAAA!!

d0127810
11-16-2004, 05:42 PM
Sorry to interrupt the posts, what is the significants behind red stuff being expelled from various character's noses when they see a provocative jitsus or just a babe...?

Shak
11-16-2004, 06:11 PM
heheh, its japanese humour.

horus
11-16-2004, 09:17 PM
Itachi: Screw sasuke and get with a real shinobi.
Naruto:Fuck Itachi how many men have you seen with a fox in them.
Sasuke: I don't care about her she'll be back anyway's.
Sakura: Awww! Sasuke is so cool.
Kakashi: I'm a porn ball who can't get a woman so I have to look at pictures and beat off.

Shak
11-16-2004, 10:21 PM
Sakura: Awww! Sasuke is so cool.

huh? Its what a character would never say if you havent noticed..

GoldenEyes
11-16-2004, 11:17 PM
Yea...those are all things they all would say if in a very strange mood.

Everyone: Damn Tsunade's titz are small

spiral_vortex
11-16-2004, 11:49 PM
sakura: sasuke when will you ever shut up its always naruto this and naruto that !! arg !!

sukai
11-17-2004, 09:03 AM
tsunade:i like being old dont wanna be young.
naruto:i dont really want to become hokage.
hinata: who cares about naruto..... i hate him.
kiba: man .... i am allergic to dogs.
shino:ewwwe .... i hate bugs.
itachi: wh..... who killed the uchiha family.
sakura:i would rather go out with naruto than go out with sasuke.
sasuke: itachi lets play ps2 together.

Angelus
11-17-2004, 01:50 PM
sakura and ino: we're lesbian
Naruto and Sasuke: we know
Gai and rock lee: I'm going to kill you! (at each other)

Jiraiya
11-18-2004, 06:10 AM
jiriaya:i'm really a virgin



shikamaru: i want to do a mission

Kakashi:man , gai is really the best!

gaara: want to be my friend?

Itachi: sasuke i love as my brother

Hinata: wanna get some ramen naruto
shino: where did i put the raid at

Anto
11-18-2004, 06:51 AM
Naruto: I think I'll sleep tonight... I'm fed up of training.
Orochimaru: I will protect Konoha until I DIE!
Karasu(Kankorou's Kugutsu): Help! I'm a puppet!
Temari: Oh Kankouro, I am dying to know where you got those purple shades you put on your face!

Phlemingo
11-18-2004, 07:14 AM
Temari: Women are inferior to men...
Shikamaru: I love girls.
Choji: I hate fish...and chicken... and pork...
Gama Bunta: Please make me your subordinate!

JustaStalker
11-20-2004, 01:47 PM
Temari: Kay like...can somebody PUR-LEEASE take this stupid big FAN from me? Like ..its breaking my nails!

3rd: Who the hell cares about Konoha? I'm getting out of here! It's all yours Orchimaru!

Hinata: Naruto...you are so weak!

Roy Mustang
11-20-2004, 11:38 PM
Hinata: lets get down and dirty

Sasuke:I like it dirty kakashi

orochimaru:kabuto...i know what u did last summer

Kabuto: I AM A TOOTH FAIRY

Naruto: when i said "i wanna be a hokage" i meant i wanna be a ho and a gay

Sasuke: im pimp ya know yo?? yeah i did everyone in konoha (even guyz) in konoha yo G-UNIT!!!

itachi41
11-21-2004, 12:00 AM
Orochimaru: Sasuke don't come to me ! Although you inherited the power of sharingan, I think I like White Eyes better ! I'm gonna find Neji!
Sakura: Sasuke, go get a hair cut !
4th Hokage: Why am I so stupid to sacrifice my life to seal the nine tails ! I should have escaped to America !
Jiraiya: No more women for me ! I'm allergic to frogs ! I want some snakes! Orochimaru, lend me some snakes !

[Daisuke]
11-23-2004, 10:11 AM
Shikamaru: I found this pretty red flower when I was out skipping with Gai-sensei on our morning outing to the village of the sand, he promised me ramen, and I promised him errr... *blushes*
Gaara: Candy? *offers*
Naruto: Like a real american heroooooo!!!! G I JOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sakura: Is he using genjutsu... no, this is impossible!!! how did he do that!!!!
Kakashi: Uhh... Sakura, that's a brick.

Phlemingo
11-23-2004, 11:46 PM
Ramen Store Owner: I'm out of business...

spiral_vortex
11-24-2004, 12:28 AM
itachi: sasuke that was an awesome fight!!now we shall dance the dance of the fan(uchicha)

lol this one just popped in my head... if you pikture this with the right accent on itachi it would be hilarious lol

hotohori
11-28-2004, 07:28 AM
Gai : Lee, ul never be a shinobi again... whadahell.. just go die! Ur useless!

Sasuke: Sakura, will you go out with me? *blush*

Orochimaru: All I want for Christmas is..... WORLD PEACE! :D

Hinata: Neji! (activating the Bird-in-the-Cage seal on Neji's forehead) Come lick my shoe! *evil laughter*

Hinata: Up yours, Daddy!

Sakura: Ino, let's be pals again. Forget about Sasuke, he's waaaayy too lame.
Ino: Yeah, I agree with you, Sakura!

minimiki
11-29-2004, 07:08 PM
shino: EWW I HATE BUGS!
naruto: screw ramen! its getting old, ima get myself some vegetables!

Aruko
11-29-2004, 09:38 PM
i love this thread
i really do


kiba: get away akamaru you stupid mut

Sasuke
11-29-2004, 10:10 PM
Tsunade: Should I have a breast reduction? (*)(*)

Kakashi: I forgot my mask at home
Why did I get this sharingan eye?

Naruto: I don't want to be Hokage anymore
Do we really need to train?
Sasuke, you can have Sakura---but Tsunade is MINE!!! :D
Sasuke: Forget revenge, let's start being friends

Sakura: Sasuke is a homo that LOVES Naruto

Chouji: Can you make that a diet meal

Rock Lee: I gave up fighting to become a cosmetologist and help people with uni brows

Jiraiya: Women are scary :(
Not tonight honey

and last but not least......

ME!!!!! : I don't want to watch Naruto anymore :D

SonicAdvDX
11-30-2004, 06:08 PM
Naruto: Ick! Ramen, again?
Sasuke: I love you too, Sakura.
Sakura: I love you, Naruto.
Kakashi: Now to take off this silly mask...

Willis
12-30-2004, 12:03 PM
Chouji: "Here, have the last potato chip, you've earned it!"
Chouji: "I admit... I have an eating problem..."

brent_d
12-30-2004, 12:06 PM
Naruto:I will stop dreaming of becoming the next hokage

Valix
12-30-2004, 12:15 PM
Orochimaru: I killed sarutobi because I love him

Kage
12-30-2004, 01:26 PM
Sasuke - "Me and my Bro Itachi are going to the family reunion next week!"

Naruto- "They call me silent and deadly!"

Shikamaru - "Trouble is my middle name"

Orochimaru - "Snakes are not working out for me, I'm thinking Hamsters!"

Sakura - "Ino, are there times.... you know, when you feel, not quite fresh?"

Tsunade - "Jiriaya, Do you think I am still flat-chested?"

Jiriaya - "Naruto, My next book will be about the boys of Konoha.. help me study!"

Gaara - "Damn! I am sooo tired of having sand in my shoes!!"

Gai - "I am switching from thumbs-up to middle finger!"

Kakashi - "Sharingan? No, I just have an eye infection!"

Choji - "Sensei Adkins says he diet-no-jutsu is working, so you have the last piece."

Neji - "Her personals ad says 'No tattoos'... damn!"

Hinata -"Na na naruto-kun, *gulp* Can I show you what I learned in Ninja-Band camp?"

Rock Lee - (singing with Kermet-the-frog) "It's not easy, being green"


-Kage

sujirosan
12-30-2004, 04:54 PM
sakurachan: susakue aint that HOt!

Roy Mustang
12-30-2004, 05:04 PM
Sasuke: If I could fly so very high~~ and touch the sky!~ and never ever have to ask why it is that i cant fly!!~~? *sobs*

Naruto: I watched O.C. last night

Sakura: OMG I missed American idol last night

Itachi: I'm going out with Goku!!

itachi41
12-31-2004, 04:22 AM
Itachi:Hey Orochimaru, why don't we team up and form a gang called Itchimaru! Ask Sasuke along and we could name it Uchiha Itchimaru!
Orochimaru:Why not team up, I'm fine with that part but I think Kabuto should come along and we should name it Uchiha Kachimaru!
Itachi:Hey, I got an idea why don't we ask Sasuke and Kabuto along, its a win win situation!
Orochimaru:Sure,fine with it ! We should call it the Uchiha SaKaItchimaru!

Kyuubipandorachan
12-31-2004, 05:03 AM
Gaara:I'm so in love with my sand. *look around* Nobody can hurt my sand. *stuck out tongue*

Naruto:Sakura have wide forehead. How can I possibly kiss her when I saw her forehead man?

ulrich
12-31-2004, 11:54 AM
haku: oh man its cold!

mo0nlight
12-31-2004, 02:12 PM
naruto: nooo iam afraid of fighting sasuke!!!
hinata: ihate you naruto fuck you!!
shikamaru: OH MY GOD.....these girlzz are sexy
gaara: killing is boring...
sakura: fuck u sasuke your not the one for me iam going to look for rocklee!
kakashi: ihate reading this damn paradise
rocklee: ihate working hard iwanna be lazy like shikamaru
ino: ewww ihate flowerz
neji: hinata ilove you would u marry me?!
itachi: iam really sry sasuke will u forgive me?
ino: ihate sasuke he's all urz sakura
naruto: sakura go to HELL
shikamaru: ooh ino ur soo coool
jiraiya: ipromise never pick on girlzz
sasuke: iam so stupid dont u think naruto?
gaara: temari ur so cute wanna go on adate
tenten: fuck you all (neji rocklee gai) go to hell..

kaminari
01-01-2005, 04:17 PM
-naruto: i love you sasuke
-kakashi: i got crabs again
-3rd: im not dead, i was joking. hahaha

ATM
01-01-2005, 04:38 PM
Gaara:i like chicken, i like liver, meow mix, meow mix, please deliver....

Meteorain27
01-01-2005, 10:22 PM
Orochimaru- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I sent the third Hokage to the Shadow Realm
Shino-supercalifragilisticexpadalidocious

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
09-29-2005, 12:31 AM
Itachi - I am the perttiest Akitsuki member who ever lived!
Itachi - Waah,I want my mommy!
Itachi - I think Sasuke-kun and me should go to the zoo,and have so ummm ::blush::..........brotherly love.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Orochimaru - You know what I don't want Sasuke-kun anymore I want Naruto-kun now.
Naruto - :eek: .....
Itachi - Nooooo!,I love you Orochimaru-sama.Take me now!
Orochimaru - Is that... you Itachi-san?
Itachi - Yes,I'm here Orochichi.
Naruto -____-?
Orochimaru - You do know that I didn't mean to hit you like tha.....
Itachi Shhh...Don't say anything....I love Orochichi!
Orochimaru - I love you to Itachi-nii
Itachi - Ummmm.......what about Naruto?
Orochimaru - He can always come with us ::evil grin::
Naruto -____- Wha!? O___O I gotha go now. ::Poof::

So Itachi and Orochimaru kissed and made-up,whent home,and had hot sweaty sex.As for Naruto he is now sexeuly confused and a crossdresser. :)
FIN

YoshiToshi
09-29-2005, 02:07 AM
Sasuke to Sakura: "Mmm..... You got some serious booty on ya, sista."

Naruto to Sakura: "STFU, Sakura, you ugly horny bitch! I don't wanna be Hokage!"

Neji to Hinata: "Screw blood relations.... Let's go have sex on the balcony."

Itachi to Sasuke: "Sasuke, you're so fine! You're so smexy, I'll make you mine! Go Sasuke! S-A-S-U-K-E! You're the perfect one for me!"

narutorokks
09-29-2005, 12:14 PM
jiraiya:im going to go celebate for a month.NO GIRLS!!!
naruto:i give up.i dont wanna b hokage!!!
lee:u suck gai!!!get me out of this lame jumpsuit!!!
sakura:take me naruto.im all yours!!!
shino:im going out to get sum bug extermination tanks!!!
shikamaru:lets get to work!!!
kakashi:im tired of this lame book!!!
orochimaru:i wanna apologize to konoha and go back to live there!!!
gamabunta:u r my master.i will obey u!!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
09-29-2005, 04:01 PM
Lee & Gai singing - It's not easy being green.......

typhoon_4434
09-29-2005, 07:37 PM
Sasuke: Hey everybody, lets go on a adventure to defeat Orochimaru!!!
Naruto: Nah, I rather sleep. *sleeps*

Smeeeeee
09-29-2005, 07:40 PM
rock lee- "i quit"

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
09-29-2005, 11:00 PM
Orochimaru -Hey,Jiraiya your my bud!^__^
Sasuke -Hey,Naruto don't Itachi's ass look hot in those pants?
Naruto -Heheh :D ,yeah.
Naruto -I don't wanna be the Hokage,I wanna be a pertty girl.Weeee

Tactical Thinking
09-29-2005, 11:55 PM
Tactical Thinking: This thread is cool!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
09-30-2005, 01:22 AM
Yeah,I broung it back to life.It's last post was 1/1/05.

Tactical Thinking
09-30-2005, 06:45 PM
Yeah...I guess you don't understand the point of this thread so I'll explain my post. "What Naruto characters would never say."

I would NEVER say "This thread is cool." In other words,whoever started this thread is a moron because it's a pointless, idiotic thread.

cyberdragonj300
09-30-2005, 07:05 PM
naruto: i dont want sakura anymore, i want hinata!!
sasuke: i dont want to live the rest of my life trying to kill itachi

no name
10-01-2005, 10:30 AM
shino:i hate those bugs!!

no name
10-01-2005, 10:32 AM
tactical thinking:i dun think tacticaly.lol stop messin around jus answer man.
to tactical thinking.

cyberdragonj300
10-01-2005, 01:33 PM
kakashi: im not going to visit obitos monument anymore, ill actually make it on time to meetings instead

Akatsuki Shinobi
10-01-2005, 01:37 PM
Choji: no thanks, i'm full
Shika: i'm so reved up to go!! i cant wait!!
ino, sakura : sasuke!! who wants him!!
naruto: come 9 tails, we shall rule the world!!
iruka : you all fail you misirable bastards, you kids!!!!

Rockshmo
10-01-2005, 01:49 PM
Sasuke: "Sakura, I find you completely un-attractive.. I'm into Chouji."

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-01-2005, 04:29 PM
Lee - Gai-sensei you suck.
Kakashi - Gai,I heard ya` nice and clear.
Kakashi - Obito who?
Sasgay - Hey,everybody I'm gay!
Kakashi - Don't worry I already knew.
Sasgay - I know you do honey.

hyuuga hiroyuki
10-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Sakura-naruto iwant u now
gaara-i love you temari and kankuro
sasuke-i don wanna gain power
lee-the power of youth is 4 sissys
gai-i hate your hair style lee
lee-ur eyebrows are scary

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-01-2005, 04:46 PM
Sakura - Lee your eyebrows are so sexy.
Gai - Lee,"you are weakest link goodbye."

Aijou
10-02-2005, 08:56 AM
Sakura: I hate Sasuke! He's so ugly.
Hinata: I'm gonna kill Naruto!
Gaara: I love you father!

Akatsuki Shinobi
10-02-2005, 08:58 AM
kimmimaro: screw oro, i'm me damn it and i will do anything to dissobey hin!! HAHAHA!!!!

kimmimaro: damn...that's why im dying..of all the damn deseases...i got...i got...BONE CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-02-2005, 08:59 AM
Hahah bone cancer

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-02-2005, 09:00 AM
bone teheh

Akatsuki Shinobi
10-02-2005, 09:01 AM
g2g!!! ill be here later til sunday!!! *walks of stage with aplaude in the background*

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-02-2005, 09:07 AM
g2g!!! ill be here later til sunday!!! *walks of stage with aplaude in the background*
Akatsu You funny

Impulse
10-02-2005, 03:57 PM
Orochimaru: "Do you like my tan?"

Tactical Thinking
10-02-2005, 05:55 PM
tactical thinking:i dun think tacticaly.lol stop messin around jus answer man.
to tactical thinking.

Atleast I can spell correctly. OH, OH, BURNED.

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-02-2005, 07:00 PM
Orochimaru: "Do you like my tan?"
Orochimaru- Hey,everyone I would like you to meet my tiwn brother Michael Jackson.

Deadfire
10-02-2005, 07:54 PM
(By the way each one is not a story it's just what each character would never say in different situatuions, also I will be going in order of episode that they were a MAIN part)
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Nine tailed demon fox: I'll only kill one of you, the rest I will spare, you decide...
Nine tailed demon fox: I have gotten used to this cell, I'm not leaving
Nine tailed demon fox: Can't I just die?
Nine tailed demon fox: naruto is my idol.
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4th hokage: I'm not narutos father
4th hokage: Orochimaru you deserve this job of hokage more than me
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Naruto: Sakura, I am aware of your feelings and I'm giving up on you...
Naruto: *Stays silent*
Naruto: I am weaker then you, but I will train!
Naruto: Ramens not what it used to be
Naruto:BYAKUGAN!!!!!
Naruto: Gamanbunta, I summon you!!!!
Naruto: I need to make a plan....
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Iruka: Hi mom!
Iruka: Naruto you should die right here and now.
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Mizuki: I have an important role in the next episode too!!!
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Nude babe: I'm not making you laugh
Nude babe: *Nose bleed*
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Photographer: Ah yes, Naruto is looking good today!!!
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Ramen store owners: Naruto I'm sorry we're closed...
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Konohamaru: Gran dad, now since yo've died all you money is mine!!! YES!!!
Konohamaru: Naruto, get a life...
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Ebisu: I love men
Ebisu: *Looks at a woman that's naked and walks away*
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Kakashi: I need to fix my clock today to make sure I don't go late to class.
Kakashi: I love my subordinates
Kakashi: Gai sensei, you win....
Kakashi: Gai sensei I would like my eyebrows to be like yours
Kakashi: Train me gai sensei!!!
Kakashi: it sucks that I have to read this book to get in good terms with jyraya
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Sasuke: Naruto... you win
Sasuke: Itachi let's go to the amusement park and pick up some chicks
Sasuke: I think i'll use Mangenkyu sharingan today
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Sakura: Leae my body Inner me!!!!!
Sakura: I know nothing...
Sakura: Sasuke are you stupid!!!
Sakura: Happy valentines day Naruto!!!
Sakura:Ino, sasukes yours, chouji is mine though...
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Two guardian of mist who I forgot names: Hi
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Zabuza:i am heterosexual
Zabuza: Haku, torment him and do whatever you want with him, I don't care
Zabuza: Why am I in this Kimimaro episode?
Zabuza: Dejabu
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Haku: I'm a real boy!
Haku: It's time to buy a new mask
Haku: I....missed?
Haku: Do it yourself Zabuza
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Morino Ibiki: I'm pretty

(I'll have more later)

Sir_Graq5858
10-02-2005, 10:28 PM
.....
okay
orichimaru- hi ya'll i'm straight
naruto-i give up ramen i want vegies
i don't want to be hokage
lee- screw training
gai- screw u kakashi u are no longer my rival
kyuubi- i love u naruto
gambuta- i love u jarayia
jarayia & tsunade- i love u

Khari
10-02-2005, 11:01 PM
Kabuto:orochimaru sama would you go out with me to the fair
Orochimaru: are you crazy boy I got a date with tsunade
Kabuto:Orochimaru sama!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-03-2005, 08:15 AM
Jiraiya (playing jump rope) -___-?: I'm a little pertty girl dress in blue.Whould cha` calm down a tie my shoe.I'm so cute all da` boys go "wooh".Nick nack patty wack give a dog a bone.This old me came rolling home....



Don't ask.Don't tell

Victormaru
10-03-2005, 10:18 AM
Tsunade: I don't love being young. *Transforming herself back to old* Lol
Itachi: Hey Sasuke, it was a joke, I didn't kill our parents. It was just a stupid illusion I play on you..LOL

Hinata talks to Naruto when he farted and the Bichonchu mission failed: Go F*** yourself Naruto! You stupid Farting s***. You Idiota, f**, mother***! You ruined my mission F**a**!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE!!!

-=(k@k@sh1)=-
10-03-2005, 11:45 AM
Kiba :*smells naruto's fart* woahh...it sure is fragrant

Dosu
10-03-2005, 01:48 PM
Gai- Lee I've given up being a ninja, I've decided to pursue my life long dream of becoming a hair stylist.

Tactical Thinking
10-03-2005, 02:54 PM
(By the way each one is not a story it's just what each character would never say in different situatuions, also I will be going in order of episode that they were a MAIN part)
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Nine tailed demon fox: I'll only kill one of you, the rest I will spare, you decide...
Nine tailed demon fox: I have gotten used to this cell, I'm not leaving
Nine tailed demon fox: Can't I just die?
Nine tailed demon fox: naruto is my idol.
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4th hokage: I'm not narutos father
4th hokage: Orochimaru you deserve this job of hokage more than me
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Naruto: Sakura, I am aware of your feelings and I'm giving up on you...
Naruto: *Stays silent*
Naruto: I am weaker then you, but I will train!
Naruto: Ramens not what it used to be
Naruto:BYAKUGAN!!!!!
Naruto: Gamanbunta, I summon you!!!!
Naruto: I need to make a plan....
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Iruka: Hi mom!
Iruka: Naruto you should die right here and now.
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Mizuki: I have an important role in the next episode too!!!
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Nude babe: I'm not making you laugh
Nude babe: *Nose bleed*
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Photographer: Ah yes, Naruto is looking good today!!!
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Ramen store owners: Naruto I'm sorry we're closed...
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Konohamaru: Gran dad, now since yo've died all you money is mine!!! YES!!!
Konohamaru: Naruto, get a life...
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Ebisu: I love men
Ebisu: *Looks at a woman that's naked and walks away*
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Kakashi: I need to fix my clock today to make sure I don't go late to class.
Kakashi: I love my subordinates
Kakashi: Gai sensei, you win....
Kakashi: Gai sensei I would like my eyebrows to be like yours
Kakashi: Train me gai sensei!!!
Kakashi: it sucks that I have to read this book to get in good terms with jyraya
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Sasuke: Naruto... you win
Sasuke: Itachi let's go to the amusement park and pick up some chicks
Sasuke: I think i'll use Mangenkyu sharingan today
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Sakura: Leae my body Inner me!!!!!
Sakura: I know nothing...
Sakura: Sasuke are you stupid!!!
Sakura: Happy valentines day Naruto!!!
Sakura:Ino, sasukes yours, chouji is mine though...
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Two guardian of mist who I forgot names: Hi
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Zabuza:i am heterosexual
Zabuza: Haku, torment him and do whatever you want with him, I don't care
Zabuza: Why am I in this Kimimaro episode?
Zabuza: Dejabu
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Haku: I'm a real boy!
Haku: It's time to buy a new mask
Haku: I....missed?
Haku: Do it yourself Zabuza
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Morino Ibiki: I'm pretty

(I'll have more later)

Please spare us and don't have more later. 3/4 of those didn't make sense.

Deadfire
10-03-2005, 04:50 PM
Do you want me to explain them to you so your small mind comprehends it

As I remember you haven't even posted one that isn't for insults so please humor me Tactical thinking and write your own...

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-03-2005, 06:52 PM
Tsunade: Wow I hit the jack pot! Wooohooo!

Kiba_is_mine
10-05-2005, 09:34 AM
Sakura: Screw you Sasuke, I don't like you anymore! I am in love with Naruto now!
Sasuke: I love you Sakura! I have had a crush on you since like - forever!

Naruto: I love you Hinita! Will you go out with me?
Hinita: NO! As if I go out with you!

Dosu
10-05-2005, 10:11 AM
Dosu- wait, what? speak up I can't hear you
Shino- Ya know if I just had some insectiside....
Chouij- Dad, I'm going on Atkins
Shikamaru- after just 3 weeks with my motivational tapes....
Orochimaru- sometimes I just want to kill myself!
Kabuto- Woops! wasn't supposed to cut that....
Kiba- ok Akamaru, time to get you nutered!
Sarutobi sensei (the 3rd)- man, old people smell funny....
Neji- It's ok man, it's all good...
Temari- is'nt it a bit drafty in here?
Gaara- WHAT? Oh come on man! I can't belive I got sand in my shoes again...
Sakon- I think we need some time apart....
Tayuya- forget this!!! this flute stuff sucks!!! I'm gonna play the guitar
Zabuza/Kisame- man, the whole pointed teeth thing seemed cool at the time, but these things hurt like hell!!!
Haku- Zabuza, I've been thinking, I think I'm gonna grow a mohawk, ya know something to make me seem a little more manly.
Lee- dude screw this shit! I'm tired!!
Sasuke- my...my brother...he...he sexually abusused me when I was young (runs off crying)

Deadfire
10-05-2005, 08:00 PM
Morino ibiki: Remember, always use torture as a last resort for intorrigation!!!
Morino Ibiki: Idate, you are so useful
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Anko: I'm...so scared....
Anko: I am oirochimarus loyal servant!!! I will not let him die!!!
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Shino:Damm it wheres that insect repllant
Shino:*Talks for a really long time*
Shino: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Shino: Hinata.... you are weak....
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Shikamaru: I'm going to train hard so I can become hokage one day
Shikamaru: Chouji, you are weak
Shikamaru: I'm going to go peeping for woman today!!!
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Kankorou: Puppets are freaky
Kankouru: BYAKUGAN!!!

the_fat_alchemist
10-05-2005, 08:21 PM
gaara: i got sand in my eyes

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-05-2005, 10:22 PM
Orochimaru: Now that I am Hokage I will........Wait Sarutobi-sensei has a monkey,I want a monkey!!:(
Kankuro: I wear this to look like a kitty.

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-05-2005, 10:24 PM
Sasuke to Sakura: "Mmm..... You got some serious booty on ya, sista."

Naruto to Sakura: "STFU, Sakura, you ugly horny bitch! I don't wanna be Hokage!"

Neji to Hinata: "Screw blood relations.... Let's go have sex on the balcony."

Itachi to Sasuke: "Sasuke, you're so fine! You're so smexy, I'll make you mine! Go Sasuke! S-A-S-U-K-E! You're the perfect one for me!"
Ok................

Kiba_is_mine
10-06-2005, 02:06 AM
Ok................

ditto:confused:

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-06-2005, 03:11 AM
Itachi - I am the prettiest Akitsuki member who ever lived!
Itachi - Waah,I want my mommy!
Itachi - I think Sasuke-kun and me should go to the zoo,and have so ummm ::blush::..........brotherly love.
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Orochimaru - You know what I don't want Sasuke-kun anymore I want Naruto-kun now.
Naruto - :eek: .....
Itachi - Nooooo!,I love you Orochimaru-sama.Take me now!
Orochimaru - Is that... you Itachi-san?
Itachi - Yes,I'm here Orochichi.
Naruto -____-?
Orochimaru - You do know that I didn't mean to hit you like tha.....
Itachi Shhh...Don't say anything....I love Orochichi!
Orochimaru - I love you to Itachi-nii
Itachi - Ummmm.......what about Naruto?
Orochimaru - He can always come with us ::evil grin::
Naruto -____- Wha!? O___O I got ha go now. ::Poof::

So Itachi and Orochimaru kissed and made-up,went home,and had hot sweaty sex.As for Naruto he is now sexually confused and a cross-dresser. :)
FIN
Why did I write this?:(

haka
10-06-2005, 11:38 AM
Zabuza: I'm doing my job for free and Haku is my new wife!

cloverangel0
10-09-2005, 01:34 AM
Sasuke: i love you naruto!

haloswift
10-11-2005, 03:15 PM
haku: I'm afraid of needles, mist and mirrors and I hate people with a bloodline limit

Deadfire
10-11-2005, 07:29 PM
Ino: Naruto can i buy you some Ramen!
Ino: Chouji your sooooo hot
Ino: BYAKUGAN!!!
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Ten-Ten: Damm it I missed
Ten-Ten: Kage-bunshin-no-jutsu!
Ten-Ten: Lee... you are far better then Neji

DokaMula
10-11-2005, 10:23 PM
Naruto: Ino wana do chity chity bang bang

ES: I'm a gentleman I'm no perv like theat skank the 5ht

Mozetsu
10-12-2005, 05:19 AM
Asuma- i quit smoking
Neji- eh?where are you?*glances around*
Ebisu- im gay
Chouji- oh dear, im full i'll pass on the BBQ pork
Kisame- i dont really like water..

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-14-2005, 12:06 PM
Itachi: OMFG I'M BLIND!!!

Coribn117
10-14-2005, 12:22 PM
Shikamaru: No, no, let me do that!

sheik
10-14-2005, 05:22 PM
Sasuke: I love making out with girls!!!!!!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-15-2005, 07:15 AM
Jiraiya: Naruto ya know that Itachi guy is pretty hot

supersharingan_18
10-15-2005, 07:51 AM
gaara- i dnt want boobies
lololololoolololololololol XD XP jk jk now real...
sakura- i love naruto!!!! TTTOOOOOOOOO much......

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-15-2005, 01:20 PM
Zabuza: Haku?.....Who the hell is that?
Orochimaru: Hey,Jiraiya lets go peeping at the bathhouse ^___^
Haku: Go f**K your self Zabuza.

supersharingan_18
10-16-2005, 08:15 AM
lee- gay its a biotch!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-16-2005, 03:02 PM
Zabuza: I do jobs for free!

Eldorat
10-17-2005, 06:15 PM
Naruto: WHO?!!
Sasuke: MIKE JONES!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-17-2005, 06:22 PM
Shino: BOOYAH
Shino: Hey,letsgotomallhavesomefuntalktoboysdoo urhairgoshopingforfakenails.
Jiraiya: Naruto you suck.
Jiraiya: Yondaime,he was nothing spacial.

Azumi
10-18-2005, 01:57 AM
naruto: i love u sasuke... more than anyone else... even sakura!
sasuke: i hate my eyes... its like im having a sore eyes or something....
orochimaru: tsunade, will u make me younger-looking too?
kabuto: will somebody point me to the optomitrist?
sakura: someday i'll dye my hair black...

kakashi1300
10-18-2005, 02:03 AM
sasuke: oink! oink!
tonton: mangekyou sharingan!
enma: i love you pakkun!

Divinetic
10-18-2005, 03:07 AM
sasuke:I love ramen!!!i eat it everyday!!
sakura:ur the coolest naruto!!!
Ino:chouji u look handsome 2day..
naruto:sasuke quit asking sakura for a date!!
kakashi:byakugen!!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-18-2005, 06:16 PM
Lee: Rasengan!
Kabuto: Oops,I wasn't suppose to cut that.Was I?
Kabuto: You suck Orochimaru!
Kabuto: Lets get it on...
Sakura: Wow,you know I think I'm going to do something useful today.
Sakura: Lee I love you.Lets have a kid and call him/her Rockura.
Orochimaru: I love Ninja Puffstm.

TonyStark
10-20-2005, 06:24 PM
hey guys quick question. do any of you believe that there are any clues to the unreveiled people in Akatsuki?

Kunoichi TenTen
10-20-2005, 06:59 PM
Sakura: Screw Sasuke, Lee's mine!
Ino: Wanna fight for him, Sakura? It's obvious that Lee's MINE.
Sasuke: I lost my family...now my fangirls? Nooooo!

Neji: I have something to tell you, TenTen. I've always loved you from the day I saw you and became teammates with you.
TenTen: Really? I'm sorry...I'm in love with...Kabuto.
Neji: What? Nooo! Damn you, Kabuto! You stole my girl!

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: Naruto!
Naruto: Kakashiiii!
Kakashi: Narutooo!
::sunset scene appears::
Lee and Gai: ....What weirdos.

Hinata: Love is for the weak. Love makes you die.
Gaara: Hinata, I never realized how hot you look! Marry me!
Hinata: -.-;; ....Go away.

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
10-21-2005, 01:34 AM
Kisame: Itachi, There's some I want to tell you since the day you join the Akatsuki.
Itachi: And what is that?
Kisame: I umm...
Itachi: You umm...what?
Kisame: I umm...umm...umm....I love you Itachi!!
Itachi: Kisame,You love me?
Kisame: Yes...
Itachi: I love you too Kisame.

Then they kissed and lived happily ever after

Azumi
10-23-2005, 10:35 PM
kakashi: im tired of reading!
gaara: mommy, i feel hot! (fever)

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-01-2005, 02:20 PM
Orochimaru: I'm a pertty little girl weeeeh

palmereap
11-01-2005, 02:24 PM
Kakashi: I forgot how to copy moves

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-01-2005, 02:27 PM
Naruto & Sakura: Kakashi-sensei why do your eyes look like that?
Kakashi: It's because I'm stoned.

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-01-2005, 02:33 PM
Kabuto: Go f**k your self Orochimaru!I don't have to be your lap dog/butt-slut anymore.Because I'm going to catch them all.One day I'm going to be a Pokémon master.Oh you'll see.*walks out of room*

Orochimaru: What the hell was the all about?

MasterGai
11-01-2005, 02:34 PM
Kakashi: Can you do that one more time, I missed it.

Ino: Sakura is actually hotter than me with her short hair

Naruto: Mmm.......Frog......*lick*

palmereap
11-01-2005, 03:37 PM
Kakshi: i don't want to read come come paradise anymore

god of the moon
11-01-2005, 04:05 PM
gai: pass the splif
lee:kage bunshin no jutsu
chouji:oop no crisps for me im on a diet *raises head in pride*

palmereap
11-01-2005, 04:08 PM
Tsnade: I can't heal ahh i'll just lie here insted

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-03-2005, 09:18 PM
Itachi: I'm joining the Pace Core.

YoshiToshi
11-04-2005, 05:20 AM
The entire Naruto cast: My bologna has a first name, it's N-A-R-U-T...-O.
My bologna has a second name, it's N-A-R-U-T....-O

kazekage
11-05-2005, 01:08 AM
saske and itatchi singing:'i love yu,you love me'... naruto:haaay fox...wanna eat some people? gaara:i'm too sexy for my shirt...i'm too sexy for my hair...

hellrazier99
11-07-2005, 08:18 AM
naruto would never say i hate ramen

chibi-anbu
11-15-2005, 10:33 AM
sasuke: omgosh omgosh *fans himself* its neji *_* sakura is my hair good *looks in kawaii heart mirror*
sakura:sasuke you belong to naruto be freeeeeee
melody(a.k.a me) : naruto is smex!

-Sasuke-
11-15-2005, 10:35 AM
Kakashi: WOOT LETS DRINK SOME BEER WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

chibi-anbu
11-15-2005, 12:33 PM
sasuke: ichi ni san yatta!!! desu!^.^
sasuke: nuuu why dont you wanna be my Tomodachi desu ?
sasuke:chu!
sasuke:wah itai
sasuke: how do i look * spins around*
sasuke: oh sakura pick that pinku dress!!! wai wai !!


am Obssesed desu!! <333

Narutard#1
11-16-2005, 06:51 PM
Hinata: I love you, Naruto- Kun! Now shut up and kiss me!
Orochimaru: Kabuto, tell me what you think. Should I wear the stripy or the spotty boxers today?
Sasuke: Well girls, no need to fight, there's enough Sasuke to everyone!
Naruto: Sakura, back off! Sasuke's mine!!!
Sakura: Why that Itachi guy is totally hot! Sasuke, get out of my way!
Tsunade: Jiraiya would you go out with me some time?
Naruto: Do you have any idea how much eyeliner that goes in making these lines on my cheeks every morning? By the way, Gaara, you've used too much black eyeliner on your eyes...
Gaara: Oh, you're absolutely right, Naruto- Kun! Thank you very much!
Rock Lee: Oh my god, Gai is SO lame!
Neji; Lee is so cute when he's triumphing, I think I'll let him win this time.
Kakashi: Oh god, I'm sick of perverted books!

Shika Love
11-16-2005, 07:35 PM
Orochimaru: I am so Sporty Spice!
Kabuto: Then I am Ginger Spice!!
Sasuke: No... Your Scary Spice.
Kabuto: *cries*

Satoku
11-16-2005, 07:48 PM
Kakashi: I dont like porn
Shino: Im not wearin my glases today
Sasuke: I gonna be straight today!
Naruto: Im not acting drunk! o_o_o_o_o
Gaara: I love my friends!

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-17-2005, 08:47 PM
Orochimaru: I am so Sporty Spice!
Kabuto: Then I am Ginger Spice!!
Sasuke: No... Your Scary Spice.
Kabuto: *cries*
Lol
Orochimaru: Kabuto I have a sexy maid outfit for you.
Kabuto: What kind of maid outfit?
Orochimaru: You know the kind what the short skirt and fish net stockings with pumps.

.:*uchiha_tenshi*:.
11-18-2005, 11:52 AM
sasuke: ichi ni san yatta!!! desu!^.^
sasuke: nuuu why dont you wanna be my Tomodachi desu ?
sasuke:chu!
sasuke:wah itai
sasuke: how do i look * spins around*
sasuke: oh sakura pick that pinku dress!!! wai wai !!


am Obssesed desu!! <333

mio dio O_O sasuke would Never say that , but if he did i would squeal and die he he ^^those are so cute!

sasuke:Naruto is hotter than me ;_;
sakura:damn right
naruto:sasuke your so cute lets get going babe<3

nma
11-18-2005, 11:59 AM
Naruto: I love you Hinata

Xx_Kiba_xX
11-23-2005, 06:36 PM
Gaara: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! <3

Haku: Screw ZABUZA SAN!!!

Orochimaru: I love you Sarutobi sensei...Screw my ambition and techniques!

Tsunade: .....OMG I GOT A JACKPOT!!!

Shizune: OMG SHE GOT A JACKPOT!!! :eek:

Xx_Kiba_xX
11-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Gaara: I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!! <3

Haku: SCREW YOU Zabuza Sama!!!

Oorochimaru: I love you Sarutobi sensei...Screw my ambition and techniques!

Tsunade: I WON THE JACKPOT!!!!!

Shizune: SHE WON THE JACKPOT!!!!!:eek:

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-23-2005, 06:43 PM
Jiraiya: I'm so gay

naruto#1fanz
11-23-2005, 08:40 PM
Naruto : I give up!!! I don't wan to be a Hokage!!!
Sasuke : I love u, Itachi!!! Your eye is pretty.....
Sakura :I wan Naruto!!! Ino, I just give u Sasuke....
Ino : I don't wan Sasuke!!! Damn purple colour....
Shikamaru : Let's get some hard work cleaning this village...
Chouji : I on diet. I hate eating!!!
Shino : This bug is aweful!!!
Hinata : I love u, Neji. I hate u, Naruto....
Kiba : Get away, Akamaru!!! I love cat....
Akamaru*think* : I hate Kiba. I gonna bite his butt!!!
Rock Lee : I hate u, Gai Sensei. I hate training too....
TenTen : I gonna use some Ninjutsu and Genjutsu. I dont wan use shiruken
Neji : I love u, Hinata....
Gaara : I love everyone!!!
Temari : I hate to use fan....
Kankurou : This puppet is aweful. Throw it away!!!
Gai : I wan to get married....
Kakashi : I hate reading. I gonna be early for my team training....
Asuma : I quit smoking....
Orochimaru : I'm retired, I dont wan to crush Konoha anymore....
Itachi : I feel very weak, I give up, Sasuke. Where's my mommy....
Jiraiya : I'm Gay and I hate women....
Tsunade : I have very flat breast....
Third Hokage : I'm moving to other village....
Konohamaru : Call me the Third Hokage's grandchild. Dont call me Konohamaru....
Haku : I gonna go shopping to buy some lipstick, I wanna dress like a women....
Zabuza : Get away Haku, I dont need your help....

Erisabesu
11-23-2005, 10:46 PM
Asuma : I quit smoking....


Good one!

naruto#1fanz
11-24-2005, 06:02 AM
Good one!
Thank you!!!!

GAma_Oyabun
11-24-2005, 08:38 AM
Gaara: i am a stuckup sleep-depraved manic raccoon

I_Love_Death
11-24-2005, 03:04 PM
Naruto: "Shino, i want to be best friends with u!"
Naruto (to kankuro): "You're interesting, i like u"
Tsunade: "I love u jiraiya"
Shizune: "Im gonna gamble all my money"
Itachi: "How do i use the sharingan?"
Rock Lee: "I am a genius in ninjutsu and genjutsu!"
Orochimaru: "My next container is konohamaru"
Kyuubi: "I wont kill or destroy anymore"
Sasuke: "I hate my clan"
Neji: "I cant see...im blind"

Inuzuka_Riyo
11-25-2005, 01:56 PM
Kiba: "My doggy senses are telling me there's trouble!"
*(get it, doggy senses, spidey senses!?!)

Neji: "I bet Jiraiya wished he had my eyes, hehe."

Hinata: "I love you sasuke-kun"

Gai: "Kakashi, instead of being my eternal rival, will you be my eternal lover? marry me?"
*(I'm not so sure if this works, Gai is kinda strange)

Kakashi: (in response to Gai) "Yay! Now I don't have to read my Icha Icha's anymore now that I have a REAL person!"

Sakura: "Ino, let's share Sasuke-kun."

Naruto: "That ramen smells awful, I don't think I can even eat it!"

Sasuke: "Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you tomorrow, you're only a day away!"
*(all shirley temple songs work with this)

Jiraiya: "Women are too troublesome..."

Shikamaru: (in response to Jiraiya) "No they're not!"

Ino: "Out of my way Sasuke, you're keeping me from my Chouji-kun!!!"

Rock Lee: "Gai, I quit being you're clone, Kakashi is much cooler! And your haircut is horrible."

Shino: "I can't stand these sunglasses, I can't see a thing!"

TenTen: "I look like sailor moon! I hope people don't start calling me meatball head! Or Mickey Mouse, that's bad too!"

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
11-27-2005, 09:59 PM
Gai: "Kakashi, instead of being my eternal rival, will you be my eternal lover? marry me?"
*(I'm not so sure if this works, Gai is kinda strange)

Kakashi: (in response to Gai) "Yay! Now I don't have to read my Icha Icha's anymore now that I have a REAL person!"


GaixKakashi..........not sexy :(

sasuke-kan
11-27-2005, 10:41 PM
naruto:sasuke you are stronget then me

Rika
11-27-2005, 10:43 PM
Sasuke: I love you Sakura!

MajinX
11-27-2005, 10:50 PM
tenten - i dont get why the world needs weapons
kisame - ok fine i am a shark
neji - i think i need glasses
sasori - i hate puppets
jairaya - im gonna get tsunade to make a eye transplant for me with a hyuuga
tsunade - i hate ppl with fake boobs
tsunade - i tink my chest is too flat.

GAma_Oyabun
11-28-2005, 12:14 AM
kakashi: EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pulls down mask) LOOK AT MY FACE!!!

demonfox_naruto
11-28-2005, 12:21 AM
Orochimaru: Screw sasuke i want naruto!

naruto#1fanz
11-28-2005, 10:51 PM
Iruka : Hey, Naruto. Ichiraku' ramen is sucks. I go other shop....
Naruto*reply Iruka* : I don't like to eat ramen, I go have BBQ with Chouji
Chouji*reply Naruto* : I diet lah......

**************************************** ********************
Sakura : Let's be friend, Ino. U just take Sasuke, I like Naruto more than Sasuke
Ino*reply Sakura* : Who is Sasuke? I "dating" with Chouji now.....
Sasuke*cry* : They don't like me.... U only my hope, Itachi... Your eye just the angel's.....
Itachi*reply Sasuke* : I'm gay.....
Jiraiya*reply Itachi* : I'm too......

**************************************** ********************
Shikamaru*to Asuma* : Sensei, It's boring to playing chess with u. I go get some work to do.....
Asuma : I hate smoking......

**************************************** ********************

Tsunade : Yeah, 101st time I won the jackpot!!!!!!

**************************************** ********************

Lee : Those taijutsu training is sucks!!! I just go train my ninjutsu and genjutsu
Gai*to barber* : Pls help me cut of those fuzzy brow and change my hairstyle...

**************************************** ********************

Kakashi : I just get these book recycle..........

**************************************** ********************

(THE END)

Glaiza_mei
12-01-2005, 02:08 AM
Hinata: NARUTO! I LOVE SASUKE! NOT YOU!!! BAKA! >_<

Naruto: LIKE HELL I CARE!

Realot89
12-01-2005, 03:36 AM
Naruto: I feel a bad smell on ramen..i will change it to Steamboat.

nelsonkong
12-01-2005, 03:48 AM
Naruto : I hate Sakura
Naruto : I hate Sasuke
Naruto : I luv Hinata...lol

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
12-01-2005, 03:25 PM
Naruto: I love Sasuke-basterd!
Sasuke: I love you too dobe!
Naruto&Sasuke together: We're getting married!

Teny
12-03-2005, 11:17 AM
Sasuke:"Hey guys, let's go and play hide and seek!! Yay!!!"
XDDD

Bubblezio
12-03-2005, 02:12 PM
Sasuke : Sexy no Jutsu!!!
Sasuke : ....this jutsu actually works!!!!! its not useless!!!

palmereap
12-03-2005, 06:42 PM
hinata: naruto will you got out with me

IGOS
12-03-2005, 06:49 PM
hinata: naruto will you got out with me

Naruto: hinata will you go out with me
hinata: Im a boy you jackass


Naruto: okay this is annoying everyone clam down and get back to work

SASUKE GURL
12-03-2005, 06:56 PM
naruto:wats Ramen?
naruto:who The Heck Iz This Sakura U Speak Of? I Bet She Ugly Lookin'.
naruto:hokagez Are Gay And They Weak Too.

sasuke:i Luv Itachi! Why Would I Kill Itachi Anyway?
sasuke:hey Sakura, U Wanna Go Out?
sasuke:im Weak And I Dont Intend To Becum Stronger.

sakura:i Hate Sasuke, I Luv Naruto.
sakura Inoz My Best Friend, Shez Prettier Than Me.
sakura:ino Deservez Sasuke Moor Than Me.

kakashi:i Hate My Book Icha Icha Paradise. **throwz In Trashcan**
kakashi:wat The Heck Took U So Long? Iv Been Waiting Here For 5 Hrs.
kakashi:who Wants To See My Face?
kakashi: How Cum My Eye Look So Scary?
kakashi:i Hate Ninjas, Ill Kill U All! Die!!!

itachi:lets Go Play Sasuke.
itachi:im Soooooo Srry For Killing U All.

orochimaru: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!! Snakes! Get Them Off Of Me! Get Them Off Of Me!
orochimaru:im Actually A Gurl.
orochimaru:hey! Leave Naruto Alone! Hez My Bff.

trunade:ill Stop Gambling.
trunade:here U Go Thats All My Money.

jiraiya:im Ovr Womenz, Im Gonna Go Aftr Guyz!

Teny
12-03-2005, 07:42 PM
Umm.. Like uh.. Isn't there already a thread for this?
o.o
Or did that come after this one?
Meh well either ways..
Naruto:I hate Ramen, give me a carrot!
Sakura: I hate Sasuke, Naruto's gay, and Lee's so dreeeamy
Sasuke: I will avenge my clan by killing Itachi.. But first, I myst confess my true feelings.. To the one I love....
.....
....
...
Naruto.
XDD

hinataHyuuga777
12-03-2005, 08:51 PM
In Konaha village war was begining
(Big explosion)
3rd Hokage:What happen?
Iruka:Somebody set up us The Bomb
Ebisu:We get signal
3rd Hokage:What!
Iruka:Main screen turn on
3rd Hokage:It's you!!

Itachi:How are you gentlemen!!
Itachi:All your base are belong to us
Itachi:You are on the way to destruction
3rd Hokage:What you say!!
Itachi:You have no chance to survive make your time
Itachi:Ha ha ha ha

Itachi: All your base your base
Itachi: Base base
itachi: All your base
itachi: Are belong to us
Itachi: All your base your base
Itachi: Base base

Itachi: All your base
Itachi: Are belong to us
(He goes on like this for awhile, and I don't feel like writing it all out...^_^;;)
Itachi: For great justice
Itachi: take off every Zig
Itachi: move zig move zig move zig
Itachi: you know what you doing take off every zig

Itachi: move zig move zig move zig
Itachi: You know what you doing take off every zig
Itachi: Move zig move zig move zig
(He repeats this for awhile again...then he goes back to repeating All your base)
Itachi: Mooooove Ziiiiiiiiigggggggggggg........
(Another big explosion)

----------------------------------------------------

Many of you might not know what exactly that was, so i shall explain. A game came out called Zero Wing for the Sega Genesis back in the early 90's, and it had really bad gramer (that's why I spelled everything wrong; that's how it appeared in the game). If anyone wants to check out the footage from the game, go here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11940 It'll explain a lot more.

Sincerely, hinataHyuuga777

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
12-07-2005, 09:52 PM
In Konaha village war was begining
(Big explosion)
3rd Hokage:What happen?
Iruka:Somebody set up us The Bomb
Ebisu:We get signal
3rd Hokage:What!
Iruka:Main screen turn on
3rd Hokage:It's you!!

Itachi:How are you gentlemen!!
Itachi:All your base are belong to us
Itachi:You are on the way to destruction
3rd Hokage:What you say!!
Itachi:You have no chance to survive make your time
Itachi:Ha ha ha ha

Itachi: All your base your base
Itachi: Base base
itachi: All your base
itachi: Are belong to us
Itachi: All your base your base
Itachi: Base base

Itachi: All your base
Itachi: Are belong to us
(He goes on like this for awhile, and I don't feel like writing it all out...^_^;;)
Itachi: For great justice
Itachi: take off every Zig
Itachi: move zig move zig move zig
Itachi: you know what you doing take off every zig

Itachi: move zig move zig move zig
Itachi: You know what you doing take off every zig
Itachi: Move zig move zig move zig
(He repeats this for awhile again...then he goes back to repeating All your base)
Itachi: Mooooove Ziiiiiiiiigggggggggggg........
(Another big explosion)

----------------------------------------------------

Many of you might not know what exactly that was, so i shall explain. A game came out called Zero Wing for the Sega Genesis back in the early 90's, and it had really bad gramer (that's why I spelled everything wrong; that's how it appeared in the game). If anyone wants to check out the footage from the game, go here: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/11940 It'll explain a lot more.

Sincerely, hinataHyuuga777

Ok they will never say that! :D

SASUKE GURL
12-07-2005, 10:39 PM
[QUOTE=Kage]Sasuke - "Me and my Bro Itachi are going to the family reunion next week!"

HOW COULD SASUKE SAY THAT IF HIZ FAMILY IZ DEAD?

naruto18
12-07-2005, 10:58 PM
naruto: i will not eat Ramen any more it gives me gas

Karasu
12-08-2005, 09:02 PM
Hinata: HEY NARUTO!!! You wanna go out together huh huh??? Maybe a movie or *GASP* MY HOUSE!!!! *hugs*

Naruto (response): Uhhh....?

kironokuni
12-08-2005, 09:30 PM
Gaara: I dont want to fight!!!! PLZ dont make me *runs behind a tree and hides in fear*

drunk_sea_monkey
12-08-2005, 09:32 PM
Kiba : Meow

Sharingan Prince
12-08-2005, 09:58 PM
Kakashi-im gonna crush the library
Naruto-Ramen is disgusting
Lee-Gai sensei sucks
Sakura-Sasuke is out, i love chouji!
Itachi-I love my family
Gaara-I hate sand

mino
12-10-2005, 05:35 PM
Naruto and Sasuke:we're gay
Kakashi:I know
Ino and Sakura:we're lesbein
Kakashi:I know that too (just walk away slowly)

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
12-10-2005, 05:40 PM
Then delete them :mad: n00b

MajinX
12-10-2005, 07:23 PM
Kisame - AHHH SHARK, theres a shark in the water RUNNN
garaa - i think i got some sand in my eye
Lee - im going to the barbar

beautiful-green-beast
12-10-2005, 08:24 PM
Neji- Damn I can't see a thing...
Sasuke- Hey what was that seal that he did?
Shikamaru- Hardwork will defeat genius
Lee- I'm too tired
Dosu- Dude can you turn that music down, geez

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
12-12-2005, 03:57 PM
Zaku: Oi, Dosu can I buy a voal?
Dosu: What I can't hear you!?
Sasuke: Hi my name is Uchibuns Sauce-gay
Lee: My mom had sex with Kirmit the frog and that's why I'm green. :D
Sakura(with dark brown hair): Pink hair is sooooooooooooo stupid.

otonin_377
12-12-2005, 03:58 PM
gaara: oh im sry i killed u

Zeno_Dufort
12-12-2005, 05:34 PM
Hinata:I HATE YOU NARUTO, GO AWAY!!!!!!
Naruto:BUt I love you hinata and I am not totally oblivious to the fact that you love me
Sakura:I LOVE YOU NARUTO!!!!!!
Sasuke:I love my older brother Itachi

GaaraOfTheDeathSand
12-12-2005, 06:02 PM
Hinata- OH YEA NEJI! YOUR SO HOT!!! DO ME! DO ME! EWWWWWWWWWWWW, NARUTO I HATE UR DEMON GUTS! I LUV NEJI NOW AND GET OUT THIS IS OUR BEDROOM!!!

hinata kicks ass
12-18-2005, 04:25 PM
hinata: hey naruto come over to my house and lets have sex XD

lol would never happen but thats the point :D

Itachi the Assassin
12-18-2005, 05:01 PM
(After the "accidental" kiss)
Sasuke: You know Naruto I really loved that kiss, care to share more with me at my house.
Naruto: I LOVE YOU SASUKE!!
(Both hug and walk to Sasuke's house Sakura in background yelling)
Sakura: Hey Sasuke, Naruto wait! I like gay guys!!

palmereap
12-18-2005, 05:04 PM
lol funny
Kakashi: i forgot hy head protector
Sakura: i love orochimaru

Hyuuga Yoshimi
12-20-2005, 04:35 PM
Deidara: Why do I always say "yeah" at the end of every sentence? I won't ever do it again! -signs 'vow paper' (ahaha, I made up a word) with blood print-

I apologize if something like that's been done; I didn't read all the posts. >>;

GAma_Oyabun
12-20-2005, 08:44 PM
iruka: this scar on my face is so lame...
iruka: naruto your a little dumbass monster fox
temari: gaara, give ur big sis a kiss
kankoro: im gonna be batman for holloween
Sasuke: sakura, ur foreheads so wide i could kiss it
Sasuke(or anyone else other than naruto)-fart in someones face and win,lol
Jiraiya: call me ero sennin!!

same excuse as hyuuga, if anyone already said this stuff its cuz i didnt want to read all 14 pages

hinata kicks ass
12-21-2005, 01:59 AM
LOL i did they were good:D
misuki(cant spell his name):naruto i love u(as a friend :D)

Itachi the Assassin
12-22-2005, 02:17 PM
Sasuke:Someone just kill me and get it over with. I'm going to die by my brothers hands anyway. I don't need revenge my clan sucked anyway.
Kakashi: Alright! (Does his lighting strike on Sasuke)
Naruto: I can't believe you killed him. Sasuke was my best friend! (cries)
Kakashi: Don't worry Naruto I'll be your best new friend. (wink wink)

OG
12-22-2005, 08:48 PM
*convo*
kakashi:do i look like i have a hang over?
naruto:sort of..
kakashi:great...just great....
sasuke:you look super *wink wink*
sakura: *hits kakashi*..ahem, hello sasuke!

Erisabesu
12-22-2005, 09:22 PM
Naruto: "Hmmm, maybe I should become a Shiningami instead...."

joel54321
12-24-2005, 01:51 PM
Sakura: I wish I could have sex with Naruto everyday!
Sasuke: Sakur how could you I thought you wanted to have sex withme not Naruto!!!

beautiful-green-beast
12-24-2005, 02:18 PM
Don't know if anyone has said this but...

Neji: Damn I can't see a thing

Sasuke: Foolish brother, if you wish to kill me, then hate, despise me, and go on living pitifully....

Dosu: Yo, can you turn that music down?

Temari: Damn breeze...

Kankuro: Barbies so own marrionettes..

GaaraOfTheDeathSand
12-24-2005, 02:33 PM
Itachi: hhmmmm i think ill revive my clan for no reason
Sasuke: YEA! i mean thank u itachi i must *cough*kill u (not really)
Naruto:Hinata its me! i know u have been checking me out! gigidigigidi lets have sex!
Hinata: NO WAY!(shoots him with an Uzi)

Makoto_Duke_War_IV
12-24-2005, 02:36 PM
Rock Lee: Oh, who live in a turtle shell in Konoha? Bigbrow Green Pants! (if you don't get the joke you suck)

GAARA'SGURL
03-28-2006, 11:00 AM
Gaara: Wanna b my fwiend?:p

Raijin88
03-28-2006, 11:11 AM
Shino-EWWW! a bug

GAARA'SGURL
03-28-2006, 11:30 AM
Gaara:HELL YEAH LETS GET STARBUCKS
Kakashi: I'm here where r u?

Ami-san
03-28-2006, 04:26 PM
Sakura: Sasuke looks ugly.

Ichee
03-28-2006, 05:02 PM
Hinata: Naruto I wanna suk ur ****

Shes too damn shy......... -_-

idono
03-30-2006, 06:44 AM
gai:how do i become more like kakashi?

Green beast of konoha
03-30-2006, 08:53 PM
hinata: Eww.. naruto get away from me you gross me out ew eeww (with a shiver)

GAma_Oyabun
03-30-2006, 09:49 PM
this is a little wierd. every one's just repeating the stuff that's already been said

Amaterasu
04-01-2006, 04:00 PM
-Gai: Dont work hard and surrender your dreams.
-Chouji: I dont feel like eating.
-Shikamaru: Yes, another troublesome mission!!!
-Kakashi: Im gonna stop reading my stupid book.
-Naruto: Psst, being hokage isnt what its cracked up to be.
-Sasuke: I love my brother, i wanna be just like him.
-Pakkun: My paws arent super squishy. I Lied
-Rock Lee: if i cant punch this log 1500 times, ill jsut give up.
-Gaara: I love you.

Tapioca
04-01-2006, 08:04 PM
Orochimaru - Do I look like a clown to you?
Neji - Think anyone with notice that I'm wearing white contacts?
Sasuke - Itachi's awesome, I hope he'll let me into Akatsuki!
Lee - Gai, you suck, and have no sense of fashion.
Gai - I should've failed Lee when I had the chance...
Tsunade - I should crush Konoha with Orochimaru.
Jiraiya - Screw women, video games are the way to go! *playing a racecar game*
Naruto - I think I'll settle for Genin over Hokage...
Shikamaru - DID YOU SEES DAT EXPLOZION?!?! LOLZ DUDE!!!!!111!Z!!!

aquapho
04-01-2006, 09:11 PM
Sakura-Sasuke is a wimp!
Ino-Choji is the bomb.
Hinata-Naruto Hi.
Orochimaru-Jiraiya, let's make up and be friends.

idono
04-03-2006, 04:22 AM
Jiraya: i want to stop researching

Gemakai
04-04-2006, 01:03 AM
Neji: So you wanna be Hokage huh? Cool! I'm sure you'll make it! Far out, dude!

Rock Lee: Screw this honor crap, I'm wearing Brass knuckles under these bandages!

Kakashi: EWWWW!! HENTAI!!!

Sasuke: I heart boobs

Hinata: Oh my god, you filthy B**ch! I should totally kick your ass!

Gaara: (After getting hit with a chidori) OMFG! HAX!!!!

YoshiToshi
04-04-2006, 01:32 AM
Naruto: Hey, Sasuke. Wanna hear a riddle?
Sasuke: Okay, what?
Naruto: If you're skiing down a mountain at 37 mph, on a 34 degree mountain, and you have to get to a cabin at the bottom of the mountain, how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
Sasuke: ........ Blue. Because Ice Cream has no bones it in. Duh.
Naruto: Aw... How did you know~~~?!

ITzANIllUZion
04-04-2006, 01:44 AM
Kisame= i like sushi and why is this damn sword soooo heavy

MangaHero
04-04-2006, 01:26 PM
Neji: I hate Jyukenn. I wanna learn Lee's style.
Kiba: I always wanted a Kittie:(
Choji: Kage-Mane no Jutsu
Kishimoto-San: Screw drawing I'm gonna fulfill my lifelong dream of being an accountant

narutojr.
04-04-2006, 02:46 PM
Hinata: YEAH! HEY YOU ASS NARUTO, LOOSER!

3rd hokage: Why did I die for Konoha?! I would rather go to hawaii, and lay in the sun!

Aburame-Shino
04-04-2006, 04:33 PM
Jiraya would never tell a woman (unless shes old or ugly): put your clothes back on

Gemakai
04-04-2006, 10:17 PM
3rd Hokage: GET OUT OF HERE YOU RATS! I HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE AND BUY A SINGLE FRUIT WITH A COUPON AND THEN RETURN IT, MAKING EVERYONE BEHIND IN LINE WAIT IN AGONY!!!

9fenix9
04-04-2006, 10:29 PM
Sasuke: Im gonna try to make things right with itachi
sakura: Im fedup trying to find sasuke. he can just go to .......
Naruto: Prehaps i should forget being hokage and become a janitor or somethin.
Shino: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! theyre all over the place!
lee: Im gonna shave my eyebrows and become a model. Forget gay sensei training.
kakashi: Gai you get me so angry with jealousy i just wanna rip this thing off and shout.

GAma_Oyabun
04-05-2006, 01:33 AM
people in naruto: stfu NL and leave us the F alone

lol :D jk dudes

Kinuta_Skyjade
04-05-2006, 06:34 PM
-Jiraya: OMG!Women are so ugly!Orochimaru...wanna go out?
-Orochimaru: Okay people...it's time to admit...that I'm GAY!
-Rock Lee: Haha!My name sounds like Broccoli!
-Sasuke: Oh Sakura...your soooo hot!
-Hinata: Sasuke,you are so much cooler than Naruto!
-Naruto: Go away Sasuke!You look like Choji!

Rin_89
04-07-2006, 11:53 AM
Shikamaru "hell yeah! Let's do it!"
Sasuke"kyaaa! what a cute girl!"
Naruto"I hate ramen!"

rocklee543
04-07-2006, 05:25 PM
sasuke:i love all girls and itachi
gaara:im allergic to sand
shino:get the bugs off me!!!

bloodreapress
04-07-2006, 05:28 PM
Orochimaru: I'm straight. (The way he just goes, 'I want Sasuke's body' is just D8)
Sai: What is a pen*s?

GaaraOfTheDeathSand
04-07-2006, 06:15 PM
sasori- puppets can get down on their knees and suck my cock, im moving to action figures now!
oro-hmmmm maybe i dont wana try and milest sasuke today
tsunade-fuck my boyfriend, i love orochimaru!
gaara-omfg i dont have an intent to kill!
sakura-mmm naruto thats how its done, fuck sasuke
sasuke-naruto is hot why do i have a craving for demon cock?
kisame-HOLY SHIT A SHARK!
itachi-ill revive the uchiha clan!
kakashi-pr0n sucks i should start reading kiddy books
naruto-hokage's are homosexuals! academy students are in!
deidara-instead of saying hmmm yeah i should say tch
kabuto-fuck u orochimaru, itachi is the real bomb
shino-die motherfukin bugs *squashes bugs*
ill put some more later

yata
04-07-2006, 06:18 PM
Orochimaru: I'm straight
dude, there is a far line between crazy and gar ~_~

naruto_ramen_1
04-08-2006, 10:06 PM
Greetings:

Naruto: Who am I kidding, I'll never be Hokage.
Sasuke: I forgive you Itachi. Let's go play catch.
Sakura: If only my forehead was bigger <sigh>

Moon_godess007
04-08-2006, 10:17 PM
Hello all..:

Sakura:"Hey,sasuke,Naruto, does this out fit make me look fat?"

Sakura to Ino:"Ino I love you..Please for give me for being an ass?"
Ino's response:"I love you too, baby!"(They kiss)

Hehe.. that's all folks...

~Desi~

shurikenmaster
04-08-2006, 11:00 PM
jaria and ibisu-"YOU PERVERT"

Moon_godess007
04-08-2006, 11:20 PM
Hehe.. that was funny..

Gaara: Dude doesn't this Gourd clash with my outfit?

Sasuke:Naruto,dude, you look hot in that out fit..You want me to help you out of it?



~Desi~

Kunoichi_BadAss
04-09-2006, 07:57 AM
Sakura: *flutter eyelashes* So Naruto, want to go out for ramen?
Naruto: Ewww, the only thing worse than ramen is ramen with you! Come on Sasuke, I've been looking forward to our date all day.
Sasuke: *grin*
------------
Shikamaru: I got to go, I only have 10 hours to train before Oprah comes on.
------------
Shino: Can you hand me that flyswatter?
------------
Itachi: So Sasuke, I'm Really sorry about the whole clan massacre thing but I can explain. You see, it started when I went to buy a hotdog and they were out of mustard and, I mean, this was all after I couldn't find my shade of nail polish at the store and......
------------
Sasuke: Jiraiya-sama, can I help you spy on women at the bath house today?
Jiraiya: That's disgusting. Invading a woman's privacy is completely repulsive, let along seeing a woman naked! Gross!!
------------
Tsunade: Man, this bra is Way too big.
------------
Neji: Here, I made you a cake.
Gaara: *blush*
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Itachi: *chibi eyes* Sasuke...
Sasuke: Yes, honey?
Itachi: I had another accident...
------------

Moon_godess007
04-09-2006, 09:57 AM
This is going to hurt me because Gaara is my fave character....

Gaara: Rock Lee,You are a really good fighter,and you have spunk..I like that in a guy ,will you go on a date with me?
Rock Lee: Sure..(Walk out of building arms linked)

kiba04
04-09-2006, 04:17 PM
Gaara: I live to give everyone hugs
Naruto: I want to become....an academy student
5th hokage: I hate sake, i love my work
Ino: I love Chouji!
Shikamaru: How do you play chess?
Haku: Go to hell Zabza!

bloodreapress
04-09-2006, 04:20 PM
sasori- puppets can get down on their knees and suck my cock, im moving to action figures now!
oro-hmmmm maybe i dont wana try and milest sasuke today
tsunade-fuck my boyfriend, i love orochimaru!
gaara-omfg i dont have an intent to kill!
sakura-mmm naruto thats how its done, fuck sasuke
sasuke-naruto is hot why do i have a craving for demon cock?
kisame-HOLY SHIT A SHARK!
itachi-ill revive the uchiha clan!
kakashi-pr0n sucks i should start reading kiddy books
naruto-hokage's are homosexuals! academy students are in!
deidara-instead of saying hmmm yeah i should say tch
kabuto-fuck u orochimaru, itachi is the real bomb
shino-die motherfukin bugs *squashes bugs*
ill put some more later
I love you. These are hilarious.

Moon_godess007
04-09-2006, 04:28 PM
Hehe..

Gaara: I'm thinking about changing my gender..Wouldn't I look adorable as a girl?

Sakura: (Lets out a loud belch) Hell yea! Naruto beat that!

~Desi~

Ratamahatta
04-24-2006, 12:27 AM
Garaa: Yo, whats up hommies, any of you herd of this thing called sand?
Orochimaru: Screw you!! i'm going to pick me some daisy's!!
Kakashi: I'm not late, your just early.
Itachi: So like, lets dance with no pants.
Haku: SWEET!! i can see my reflection!!!
Kiba: DAMMIT DOG!! stop urinating on my god damn jacket!!
Sasuke: I'b gonna dress like a fairy today.
Zabuza: Why the fuck do i have a sword this big?!?!
Rock Lee: You know what Gia Sensi? You can suck my balls, i'm not doing your laps.

GAma_Oyabun
04-24-2006, 12:34 AM
naruto- sakura , get teh fuck away from me u nasty pink haird bitch, if u take one more step away or towards me im gonna unleash kyuubi and rasengan ur ass back to japan

sakura- sasuke, get teh fuck away from me u gay ass uchiha prick, if u take one more step towards orochimaru im gonna throw away ur yaoi magazines and kick u in the groin cuz apparently u dont need them since im always around trying to get u to screw me but u dont give a DAMMM!!!!

sasuke- naruto, get teh fuck away from sakura and come back to me u ....i cant say it...naruto!!! i love u!!!!

uchiha`itachi
04-24-2006, 04:40 PM
orochimaru- lets join with konoha and revive the 4th
itachi-so sasuke i have say something that u never knew about...um....u r my sex slave
sasuke- no im naruto sex slave wth wrong with u
naruto-hey y don't we all have a lil alone time with sasuke and he will choose who is better
sakura-Ino i love you with all my heart
ino-im in love wit chouji

GAma_Oyabun
04-24-2006, 08:02 PM
...i see no one has gotten tired of this thread....

hinata_tropical
04-24-2006, 08:08 PM
sakura: naruto my sister, u r so damn smart!
naruto:thankyou sakura niisan but your are a baka~!

Shad0w_Hunter
04-24-2006, 09:14 PM
Sasuke: I'm straight
Naruto: You know what sakura? I don't feel like being hokage today.
Hinata: EVERBODY!! LOOK AT ME!!
Kiba: Why did my clan have to be the DOG clan? I hate dogs.
Shino: Icky poopoo! buggies!!
Kakashi:I wish i wasnt as badass

divinekid
04-25-2006, 08:07 AM
Hinata:What the Hell are you lookin at?damn it!!!
Kakashi:You guys are so damn late!where have yer guys been?!!
Naruto:Ramen?what the hell is ramen?
Gai:Hows my new Hairstyle?Cool ey?

User1005273
06-20-2006, 08:45 PM
Hinata: YOUR AN IDIOT!!! I mean what is it with you and RAMEN!?!
Neji: Umm, Uncle. Can I call you Daddy?

ITzANIllUZion
06-20-2006, 09:06 PM
Kyuubi: *talking to naruto* Yo soy tu papa! *kyuubi stands up and does the hip thrust*
Naruto: *talking to sakura* Sakura...YO SOY TU PAPA! *stands up and does the hip thrust*
Sakura: NARUTO! Porque? *gets close to naruto and turns so back is facing him while he does hip thrust..lol*

Kisame_Hoshigami
06-24-2006, 07:17 PM
Kisame: 1.I'm not a butcherer. I'm a vegetarian!
2. I LOVE THE WORLD!
3. Itachi, I love you more than anything!
4: Right then, how about you join me for a spot of tea, then?
5: I'll be in your toilet when you need to go.
Itachi:1. I wish I didn't kill my parents.
2. I love my little brother.
3: I look freakin' hot in my Akatsuki cloak!
Haku: I hate using ice! I'm moving up to sex appeal!
Zabuza: Haku, shut up and kiss me!
Orochimaru: OMFG! A SNAKE! EW! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Kabuto: I hate the sound village! I'm moving to California!
Naruto: What the hell is instant ramen?
Hinata: Naruto, go fuck yourself!