What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Why not ?

What could make Shikaku worry about his wife finding out moments before his death ?

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Probably divorce papers.

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

There should be a poll.

Here are my Top 10 possible things in Shikaku's box:

10) A picture of all the Nara without ponytails

9) His crack stash

8) His savings. His wife's a gold digger!

7) Icha Icha Books

6) (already said) Tentacle porn

5) Love letters from his mistress

4) The Ones Who Know it All aka the plot device Sasuke's after

3) Death Note

2) THE One Piece

1) (already said) Dildo

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Just for fun, I say it's all the pictures he's taken of naked sexy jutsu Naruto. Or DNA proof he's Naruto's biological father. He and Kushina had a drunken fling.

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Probably a picture of shikamaru's half brother/sister that Shikaku never told his wife about after he experienced a moment of weakness.

Oh, wait, joke thread, crap.

Probably a love letter from Orochimaru. Anko wasn't his "type" you see...

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

The Broken condom from pounding Ino while she was away mind controlling something during training...

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

It's his dick in a box!

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Damn pervs. <3

It's probably some secret jutsu he forgot to teach Shikamaru perhaps..?

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Cute Sassy :) Cute, but Naive :)

Clearly a referral to some kind of porn, like Icha-Icha.

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Could only be weed.

Shikamaru's all like, "Too late, pops. Already found your stash." lol

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn this is question for intrigue of me..........

maybe it is sandwich or hidden candy treat for the sweet tooth.

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

porn mags obviously

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Collection of Nickleback CDs.

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

Some Maury Povich tickets!

Re: What's in dat box !!!???!!
 

A tube, a container of vaseline, and a gerbil...





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