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Human Rasengan 09-29-2013 03:46 PM

Gays are Natures population control
 
I was on a bus and overheard some ignoramuses saying "why do gay people exist" so I got to thinking. Men are designed to fuck.. just look at our physique.. those muscles on our obliques are to aid in hip thrusts and just look at how much sperm a guy can produce on a daily basis.

Now for those guys not in a marriage or committed relationship most men tend to have sex with numerous women and the population increases dramatically.

Now if all Men were straight there would be a dramatic upswing in the world population. so if Gay men and women were straight it would be too many humans for the planet to support life. Consumption of natural resources would be increased to the point that we would most likely become extinct after a while. so I came to the conclusion that Natural selection caused the need for homosexuals to remove a large portion of eggs and semen from the reproductive pool.

kael03 09-29-2013 04:23 PM

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Lolwut?

Even with a homosexual population, the human race is increasing in numbers, consuming more resources. The gays are fully capable of, and frequently do, having kids. It's not like they put a cap on our reproduction.

Stop posting stupid shit.

Edit: the fact that you went into detail about the male physique makes me wonder about you.

ask me anything 09-29-2013 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Human Rasengan (Post 2138957)
I was on a bus and overheard some ignoramuses saying "why do gay people exist" so I got to thinking. Men are designed to fuck.. just look at our physique.. those muscles on our obliques are to aid in hip thrusts and just look at how much sperm a guy can produce on a daily basis.

Now for those guys not in a marriage or committed relationship most men tend to have sex with numerous women and the population increases dramatically.

Now if all Men were straight there would be a dramatic upswing in the world population. so if Gay men and women were straight it would be too many humans for the planet to support life. Consumption of natural resources would be increased to the point that we would most likely become extinct after a while. so I came to the conclusion that Natural selection caused the need for homosexuals to remove a large portion of eggs and semen from the reproductive pool.

...............? Just about everything you just said is wrong on epic proportions.

1) Less than 5% of the population is considered gay/bisexual. How you think such a small number would have any significant effect on population control is simply beyond me.

2) That you think homosexuality is a side effect of natural selection is simply laughable.

3) Nature is full of cases where certain species don't face the threat of predation, due to them either being at the top of the food chains in their areas, or being non native species that disrupt the local food chain. Humans happen to be both. There is no doubt that we could eventually end up diminishing the earths resources. In that case we will simply do what every other species in our situation would do. Diminish our numbers rapidly to a fraction of their current level, and move on. Homosexuality plays NO part in the process.

Mal 09-30-2013 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ask me anything (Post 2138962)
2) That you think homosexuality is a side effect of natural election is simply laughable.

This in particular got me.

"There are going to be way too many of these humans, I should inexplicably and completely at random make a small number of them uninterested in breeding instead of using boring old food supply and predatory pressures."

Human Rasengan 09-30-2013 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kael03 (Post 2138959)
Lolwut?

Even with a homosexual population, the human race is increasing in numbers, consuming more resources. The gays are fully capable of, and frequently do, having kids. It's not like they put a cap on our reproduction.

Stop posting stupid shit.

Edit: the fact that you went into detail about the male physique makes me wonder about you.

I already stated that the population is increasing at an alarming rate but taking 100 men and 100 women out of the equation helps curb it somewhat. I know gay people have kids but not all of them do. Most get their kids to build their family and then stop. now compare this to a fully straight male who is very whorish fucking every bitch that'll open her legs.... hell have you ever watched an episode of Maury.

To say that homosexuals dont aid in the slowing rate of population increase is ludicrous.

Oh and I do happen to be male and I dont see why knowing about your gender is a bad thing. I was shocked to learn that we have a monthly cycle as well where testosterone is in abundance. Probably is why I get the urge to fight a motherfucker just out the blue.. not saying I do but I notice it.

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Originally Posted by Mal (Post 2138966)
This in particular got me.

"There are going to be way too many of these humans, I should inexplicably and completely at random make a small number of them uninterested in breeding instead of using boring old food supply and predatory pressures."

Sure food,disease, plane crashes and a host of other shit impacts population growth but that doesn't negate my point in this debate. either homosexuals in general add to the population( and they do to a small extent) or they by removing egg and sperm from the reproductive pool puts a curb on said population growth.

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Originally Posted by ask me anything (Post 2138962)
3) Nature is full of cases where certain species don't face the threat of predation, due to them either being at the top of the food chains in their areas, or being non native species that disrupt the local food chain. Humans happen to be both. There is no doubt that we could eventually end up diminishing the earths resources. In that case we will simply do what every other species in our situation would do. Diminish our numbers rapidly to a fraction of their current level, and move on. Homosexuality plays NO part in the process.

so what you're saying is that if all humans were straight the population would grow at the same rate and homosexuals play no part in that. if homosexuality is a choice and then that would mean that natural selection or whatever force you want to call it didn't make people gay out of necessity. Meaning you would most likely take a stance that homosexuals choose to be as such and are not born with those tendencies

Numinous 09-30-2013 12:31 PM

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There are many factors to human population growth that HR doesn't even bother to acknowledge: birth rates, natural AND induced abortion rates, fertility rates and, most importantly, non-natural death rates.

I'm pretty sure that combining deaths by car accidents, homicides, suicides, labor accidents and so on would eclipse homosexuality as a slowdown of human population growth.

-SassyLady- 09-30-2013 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Human Rasengan (Post 2138975)
.... hell have you ever watched an episode of Maury.

Maury is reality TV that shit half the time ain't real and its a waste of time to watch. It's only for pure entertainment nothing more or less.

ask me anything 09-30-2013 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Human Rasengan (Post 2138975)
I already stated that the population is increasing at an alarming rate but taking 100 men and 100 women out of the equation helps curb it somewhat. I know gay people have kids but not all of them do. Most get their kids to build their family and then stop. now compare this to a fully straight male who is very whorish fucking every bitch that'll open her legs....hell have you ever watched an episode of Maury.

I don't know what's worse. That you think every straight guy is a man-whore that will fuck anything (I guess that makes me gay then), or that you are using the guests on Maury-Fucking-Povich as an example of the social norm.

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To say that homosexuals dont aid in the slowing rate of population increase is ludicrous.
I'd say the socially inept "forever alone" types play more of a role in the slowing of population growth, then homosexuals.



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Sure food,disease, plane crashes and a host of other shit impacts population growth but that doesn't negate my point in this debate.
It does.

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either homosexuals in general add to the population( and they do to a small extent) or they by removing egg and sperm from the reproductive pool puts a curb on said population growth.
Your argument was that homosexuality is a result of natural selection, which occurs as a natural means of controlling population...which it isn't.

This is a cause and effect statement. While homosexuality may have an (extremely) minor effect in terms population reduction, you have yet to provide any tangible connection on how or what the initial cause my be.


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so what you're saying is that if all humans were straight the population would grow at the same rate and homosexuals play no part in that.
I'm saying the two topics don't correlate to one another in any way.

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if homosexuality is a choice and then that would mean that natural selection or whatever force you want to call it didn't make people gay out of necessity.
Bingo!

Seriously HR! I don't know how old you are, but you really need to pay attention in school. You are definitely missing some serious scientific fundamentals. I recall being in elementary school (either 2th or 3th grade) and one of the basic concepts that was drilled into our heads was that all things in nature evolved to accommodate a specific niche in the ecosystem and food chain. Rabbits eat grass. Snakes eat rabbits. Hawks eat snakes...blah blah blah. Basic kid shit. When things get out of balance the other animals compensate somehow with other prey, or the mostly perish leaving the fittest survivors left to rebuild their numbers.

Right now there is a serious coyote problem where I live. Mainly because of no real predators aside from a few bears for them to deal with. I hear about 100 of those bastards howling in the woods behind my house most nights. As a result of their large numbers, the local herbivore population is on the decline. We hardly see that many rabbits or turkeys in the area any more. They are even targeting deer and larger farm animal (goats, sheep, and even young cattle) which they have traditionally left alone. It's clear that they are facing a severe lack of food resources to sustain theur population.

Given what I just said, what do you think the likely outcome will be.

A) The coyote population will begin to dwindle from starvation.

B) For no explicable reason some of them will start butt fucking one another so the number of future remaining offspring will rescind back to sustainable levels.




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Meaning you would most likely take a stance that homosexuals choose to be as such and are not born with those tendencies
I never gave any speculation for what I thought the reason behind that particular life style is, nor am I qualified to do so. Neither are you. Many people have been arguing that subject for centuries now, and nobody is any closer to any definable answer. So excuse me if I don't take your 'eureka' moment while riding the bus, seriously.

jekyl_hyde 09-30-2013 09:22 PM

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Nature's (God's) Population Control = E.D. and/or a good, swift kick to the gonads.

ACt 09-30-2013 09:38 PM

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Food Production.

This thread is hilarious.

apacolypz 10-01-2013 05:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Human Rasengan (Post 2138957)
So I came to the conclusion that Natural selection caused the need for homosexuals to remove a large portion of eggs and semen from the reproductive pool.

This right here.....fucking manga Faktz!

Miburo 10-01-2013 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Human Rasengan (Post 2138957)
I was on a bus

This bus...isn't very long, is it?


Edit: Okay, read further than the first few words. So HR was just chilling on the bus and overhears someone mention something about gays and then he's all "Dayum, dudes are made to be sexual as hell, yo! With their sleek, muscular thighs and butts all perfect for pounding their rock hard erections into shit. Sweat glistening on their skin as they thrust over and over...oh goddamn, and all the sweet jizz! Mmmhmm. That's some...ugh, population control shit or something, dawgs."

Quite the epiphany, HR. Thanks for sharing.

Scientia 10-02-2013 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo (Post 2139051)
all the sweet jizz

that I produced when I saw that you posted.

Must be population control at work.

Mal 10-04-2013 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Miburo (Post 2139051)
This bus...isn't very long, is it?


Edit: Okay, read further than the first few words. So HR was just chilling on the bus and overhears someone mention something about gays and then he's all "Dayum, dudes are made to be sexual as hell, yo! With their sleek, muscular thighs and butts all perfect for pounding their rock hard erections into shit. Sweat glistening on their skin as they thrust over and over...oh goddamn, and all the sweet jizz! Mmmhmm. That's some...ugh, population control shit or something, dawgs."

Quite the epiphany, HR. Thanks for sharing.

You have been sorely missed, brother.

Human Rasengan 10-06-2013 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Miburo (Post 2139051)
This bus...isn't very long, is it?


Edit: Okay, read further than the first few words. So HR was just chilling on the bus and overhears someone mention something about gays and then he's all "Dayum, dudes are made to be sexual as hell, yo! With their sleek, muscular thighs and butts all perfect for pounding their rock hard erections into shit. Sweat glistening on their skin as they thrust over and over...oh goddamn, and all the sweet jizz! Mmmhmm. That's some...ugh, population control shit or something, dawgs."

Quite the epiphany, HR. Thanks for sharing.

Where the fuck you been man. Hate you made your return a week late. Really could have used your input I'm the speed vs strenght thread.

Anyways glad you're back


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