If your happy and you know it clap your hands!
 

Take a song like that and give it a twist of your own.

Wheels on the bus for example

The wheels on my car
go round and round
round and round
round and round
the wheels on my car go round and round
all through the town!

if i fail then say so

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mary had a little lamb

sooo obvious

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Yeah, you fail. Someone punt this to DU.

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Well i didn't think if it myself but someone told me about the "i'm a little teapot" song instead of teapot say penis............ it's very disturbing >.<

i'm a little penis short and stout
here is my handle here is my spout
when i get all steamed up hear me shout
just tip me over and pour me out............... >.<

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HAHAHAHA good one

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Row row row your cash
gently to the bank
merrily merrily merrily merrily
your momma is a skank

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sakura100-ow that's just nasty! ^^

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Niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rock-a-by baby,
In the tree top.
When the wind blows,
The cradle will rock.
When the bough breaks,
The cradle will fall.
Down will come baby,
Cradle and all.

Okay, this song is about a baby falling out of a tree. This is twisted enough.

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Hehehahaha

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Mary had a little lamb,
Little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb,
And I ran it over with a bus.

Meh.

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mooo

i'm not that creative

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ROFLMFAOANL!

*coughs* :p

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what did i do wrong?

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she be coming off her diet when she comes!
she be licking on a piece o' bacon when she comes!
she be breaking all the mountains when she runs!
yeeeee-hawwww!