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Nexus 04-18-2009 01:16 PM

Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
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14 Apr, 03:05 PM

A young hairdresser in Kaluga, Central Russia, locked a robber who tried to steal her money in the basement of the beauty salon. After that, she has brutally raped her hostage for three days. A court in Kaluga has filed criminal charges against both of them, the Russian website Newsru.com reports.

The robber, who has not been named, burst into the salon armed with shotgun at about 17.00 on March 14. He demanded money. There were two hairdressers and one client in the salon at the time. One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The hairdresser told her scared colleague and the client that she would call the police. But she did not. After work, instead of calling the police, she made her hostage undress. The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

In response, she filed charges against the robber.

The robber admitted that the hairdresser really did feed him royally.

“I actually don’t know what will happen to them. But it’s a pity that they could not meet in the cell. They would be a great couple,” one of the police officers said.
This is hilarious. The robber did receive punishment, but in the form of a mangled penis lol.

OG 04-18-2009 01:26 PM

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One of hairdressers, who was studying judo and taekwondo, disabled the robber with a smashing body blow. Then she carried the unlucky robber to the basement and bound him with a hairdryer cord.

The perverted hairdresser forced the hostage to take several Viagra tablets. She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.
LOL thats awesome

I think we found the perfect woman for muro XD

Joaquin8911 04-18-2009 01:57 PM

Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
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Originally Posted by Nexus (Post 1690855)
She chained the unfortunate robber with pink furry wristbands and painfully raped him for the next three days.

The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

Ouch, that must hurt... but even so i would NEVER go to the police to say "Help, i was raped by a woman", even worse he got charges.

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Originally Posted by Nexus (Post 1690855)
“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.

lol

Freshgrease 04-18-2009 03:47 PM

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Besides the frenulum getting torn (ouch), he was very lucky. I hope she was hot and didn't have diseases.

low bit sound ninja 04-22-2009 09:19 AM

Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
Haha wow. That's why you don't go try to rob hair salons.

CamzyD 04-22-2009 10:45 AM

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After his release, the exhausted robber filed charges against the perverted woman. The frenulum of his penis was torn as a consequence of rape session.

“That’s ridiculous. We had sex just a couple times. I brought him brand new jeans. I fed him every day and gave him one thousand rubles ($25) before his release,” the hairdresser said.
lmao-best news i've heard all day, guess she was too much for him, some man HE was
hope he learnt his lesson lol

Tzu Men 04-22-2009 12:19 PM

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Her face is blurred in the picture but she doesn't seem incredibly fat and ugly or something at least.

The frenum stuff makes it nasty though. Still though, LOL.

orvell0072006 04-22-2009 12:41 PM

Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
I wonder whats the hairdresser look like:rolleyes:? maybe she look like ma frog:D with super yellowish teeth:o

AnbuKakashi 04-22-2009 12:43 PM

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this is the funniest shit ive ever seen. I think the lady was very leaneant with him. She could have called the 50 and got him in jail prob for 10 20 life? IDK what it is there, but yea.

but all she did was give him something everyman wants, and he pressed charges.
I predict shell be fined and filed as a rapist and let go, and he will be in jail.

shadow_moon 04-22-2009 01:52 PM

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lesson of the news...

don't trust your HAIRDRESSER!

_Itachi_ 04-22-2009 02:17 PM

Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
karma's a bitch

idisoneboyi 04-22-2009 03:19 PM

Re: Man tries to rob a salon, but only to end up a sex slave...
 
This is one of the funniest news i've seen in awhile. That's one horny bizitch. Poor guy's lil friend was frightened and limping and she forced him to take viagra lol. Then she goes and tears it up.. what a bad way to suffer.. even worse if he contracted aids or std in the process.. He must be psychologically scared from having sex with any female hairdresser for life.

Sevi 04-22-2009 09:46 PM

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Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
xD

Vanity 04-24-2009 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sevi (Post 1692369)
Holy shit, lol!
That;s some Pulp Fiction shit, man.
Except, you know, a bit less homosexual......
xD

I thought I was the only one that thought that!!!1

This is some intense hilarity... my God, that man was such a bitch.

Miburo 04-24-2009 06:12 PM

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Word. Guy is a pussy. What kind of dude gets his ass kicked by a woman, can't get his penor up without meds, gets raped, tears his dong, and then snitches? For shame.

If a chick disabled me with a crushing body blow then I'd have a raging boner that would pierce the heavens. Assuming she's not fat, of course.


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