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G 12-20-2009 04:20 PM

2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
Well, it's not widespread knowledge but a lot of black men die from asphyxiation in the snow. Because snow combines our two greatest natural fears: large masses of water, and whiteness. If we go into snow higher than twelve inches, we feel like we're in some sort of body of water (our weakness), and ALSO feel as if we're surrounded by our more secondary weakness (large groups of white people). So a lot of us believe there's a bunch of little white guys grabbing our ankles and pulling us down into the snowy depths and we think we're being drowned. I'm posting this as one of the surviving black men of this horrible two day storm, my friends, I survived.

Also, cocks.

UchihaTaijiya 12-22-2009 03:55 PM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
It snowed for one night down here.

And it was pretty.

And when I woke up the next day, it was all gone.

I was sayud.

But I got PICTUREZ.
8]

zer0systm 12-23-2009 12:56 AM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
swap you guys some red dirt for some snow...

I'll even throw in a kangaroo...

Tabris 12-23-2009 11:14 AM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
give me your mailing address, I'll send you some
in a cooler

zer0systm 12-23-2009 11:48 AM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tabris (Post 1778947)
give me your mailing address, I'll send you some
in a cooler

srsly?


/10char

Miburo 12-23-2009 06:15 PM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.

Darth-Nero 12-23-2009 06:51 PM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
http://membres.lycos.fr/fredrichung/...is%20going.jpg












Also..Deja vu.

zer0systm 12-23-2009 08:03 PM

Re: 2 feet of snow, lucky to be alive
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Miburo (Post 1778983)
I'll send you some snow and a shitload of cool american shit if you send me a kangaroo. Dead serious.

Just for that i'm throwing in a Koala as well <333333


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