It's a long, heroic story.
Long ago, this forum really sucked. The entire forum was full of fags. People would chill in e-bars and order e-drinks from them. Then get all e-drunk and e-marry each other. Then have a bunch of e-children. It was pretty gay, to say the least.
The "cool" group back then would go around being faggots, since that's what they were, until someone eventually made fun of them for being such retarded douchebags. Then the faggots would be all like "lololol PWNED" and post stupid image macros that they got from ebaumsworld, while the guy that rightfully called them douches got banned.
Why did the guy get banned, you ask? Because the forum was run by furries. Fucking furries. Furries hate freedom, and love censorship and being yiffed in the ass. They'd delete your posts if you made fun of them. Banned you for drawing a picture of a squiggly line that sorta looked like a penis. And they hated black people too. Furries. Fucking furries.
Luckily, for all your sakes, there were mighty heroes who loved JUSTICE and were filled with hardcore MANLY FIGHTING SPIRIT. And they hated fucking furfags.
These heroes decided enough was enough. Their numbers were small at first, so they employed deadly guerrilla fighting tactics against the furfag menace. Armed with only their indomitable wills, shining charisma, and firm grasp of logic, they achieved victory after victory. Their number grew rapidly, and they were a formidable fighting force. I was among these fine men. Along with the great Ninja48, who earned his handle by slaying 48 ninja armed with lightsabers and shit. Little spoon, who slayed more noobs than stars in the sky. BK, who later went on to vanquish the entire J-man fanclub on his own. And a whole bunch of other people that all have red fucking names now, because they're heroes like that. Mods like Tsuna and OG were also sympathetic to our righteous cause.
Eventually, they managed to overwhelm the great plunger wielding tyrant, who was fucking leet enough to ride a street bike. Causing him to apologize epically, and eventually resign epically. Many lulz were had by all. He was a formidable opponent though, and respected the manliness of his adversaries.
The fight continued for quite some time, until the MEGABOSS finally made his presence known. In an act to cement his furfaggotry above all others, he cut down his own mods because his boy bitch said they had some PLAN
or some shit. This was simply UNACCEPTABLE to those who's hearts yearned for JUSTICE!
The entire forum, minus some hardcore tools, joined the cause. Former adversaries now battled side-to-side to push back the great fascist furry. Even Shino himself joined the fray. MEGABOSS' faggotry was almost too much to handle, but we persevered by calling him a fag a shitload. He left his bitch boy to take the heat, and bailed, like a pussy. Victory was ours at last!
Then FTP eventually became OH, and everything was awesome. 48 and I got made mods somehow, and we gathered up all the intel in fascist HQ. We saw OG FTP in there sometimes, and got erections. Eventually OG and Arty and shit all got their mod spots back. Goku100 was useless like always. I made fun of Grim a lot for a while, I think Tsuna did too.
THEN OH SHIT MEGABOSS RETURNED!
And said he was leaving. He also must have checked his PM box and saw how we all called him a fag in there, and said "Go ahead and make fun of me, I don't care." So that's what LN and I did. Mostly me. LN said one thing, but it must have been something fucking awesome, because MEGABOSS shat bricks and RAEGED HARD.
This was the beginning of the end of the Führer Furry. He deleted both LN and my accounts completely. Sensing hardcore injustice, OH began to battle ferociously. Little spoon was the first to engage in all out battle, being the badass that he is. He, too, was pussbanned by the furfascist. 48, UT, and OG mounted some of the most impressive offensives after that. Madness also proved his worth on the battlefield. A Fearless Leader then emerged, after a blast of DYNOMITE! ignited his passion for battle once again. The battle was so epic that the great interwebs diety, NoxaJaxoN, was drawn to it and challenged MEGABOSS to one final duel. MEGABOSS was terrified, and tried to flee like a bitch. But Shino struck the final blow. And, finally, MEGABOSS was no more.
OH collected the seven dragon balls and used them to revive all the fallen warriors. And a massive victory manpile was had by all. It was truly GLORIOUS!
So, to my comrades: