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zer0systm 01-15-2011 02:12 AM

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and then a bear

kluang 01-15-2011 03:39 AM

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What kind of hero call himself doll man?

ACt 01-15-2011 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tabris (Post 1924570)
I... have no idea what ACt jsut said/refferenced... i feel so left out :'(

Freud was an avid smoker - often cited as having smoked 20 cigars a day. He was also at odds with some of his colleagues for constantly relating things to the id, in particular, sex - in particular, everyone's unconscious desire for penis... seriously. It was a bit scandalous. Many challenged him on the "phallic" nature of the cigar to hit back at him, to which he is thought to have said "a good cigar is merely a smoke" rather than "a cigar is just a cigar" that you hear now. It is a quote from Plato who said "A woman is just a woman but a good cigar is a smoke." Kind of a "screw you, I'm right" type of line. I just notice a few parallels in your conversation.

@ Zer0: Batman defended.

kluang 01-15-2011 10:13 AM

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Clint Eastwood his born to be a badass old west hero

Now we rearrange his name

First one of his O, then his L, his D, his W,his E, his S, his T, his A, his C, his T, his I, his O, and his N


Some man are born to be badass.

zer0systm 01-15-2011 11:07 AM

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Yeah, and allergic to horses....

Miburo 01-15-2011 12:28 PM

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@Zero- Proves nothing. That's just a demonstration of furry self-loathing. Kinda like how closet homos hate on other gays because they haven't come to terms with their own sexuality, or some shit like that.

Tzu Men 01-15-2011 12:54 PM

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Surely the complexity of the costume has to have some impact upon how we judge Batman to be a furfag or not?

I mean he is meant to be dressing up as a bat but he hardly ever looks like one, he just looks like a man with pointy ears and a big cape. Is a ridiculous female animu fanatic wearing cat ears or a playboy bunny a furry? I suppose that you could argue that it just makes him a rubbish furry, which isn't really any better than being a 'good' one. It's just as embarrassing. If Batman isn't dressing up as a bat to yiff, and he doesn't really dress up like one anyway though it does make it hard to judge...

zer0systm 01-15-2011 01:14 PM

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I'm putting faith in Batman not being a Furfag cause he's an awesome superhero who takes down people without superpowers and has even beaten the shit out of Superman.

Miburo 01-15-2011 01:36 PM

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Well, he calls himself batman and is definitely going for the bat look there. The intent is there. Whether he successfully pulls it off or not is irrelevant, I would think. Also, I might be wrong, but I think he uses his cape like bat wings to glide around with.

Now, I think we can all admit that aspect of him is pretty goddamn gay. If any one of us suddenly got super powers we wouldn't likely adopt an animal-man persona and be all srs business about it. Because that is just fucked up. I mean, come on.

Ruthlessly hunting down criminals using fear and intimidation for great justice, that's awesome. The bat thing, not so much. Maybe they don't have furries in Gotham City, so he would have no clue about the social taboo associated with dressing like a goddamn animal. And in super hero land, you gotta have a super hero identity. So he just picked batman because he already had a bat cave and shit. I dunno.


zer0systm 01-15-2011 01:45 PM

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Yeah I remember that scene from justice league now =[

I suppose to be fair it was all part of his plan to manipulate her it into letting him out so he could escape a lair full of super powered bad dudes. but still......

Nerox 01-15-2011 01:46 PM

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I actually saw that episode recently, Mibs. It was just a simulation to frame that cat chick as a traitor by some Ape with a giant brain, who was the actual traitor and freed Batman and helped to defeat Luthor and some other rabble.

And be honest, since the Nolan movies, Batman is badass. Unlike Superman and the other gay superheros like Captain America et cetera.

Miburo 01-15-2011 01:51 PM

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Captain America is the fucking man.

And he made out with a cheetah chick, while working with a gorilla dude. While wearing a bat suit...

Nerox 01-15-2011 01:53 PM

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Meh I deon't like Capt. America. Personal opinion.

And Batman did not make out with her. It was a fucking simulation. He didn't move at all.

Jaxon 01-15-2011 02:24 PM

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As we can clearly see, Bats is restrained by a huge powered harness. Otherwise he'd beat seven shades of shit out of that furry, in the name of justice obviously.

Miburo 01-15-2011 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerox (Post 1924658)
And Batman did not make out with her. It was a fucking simulation. He didn't move at all.

Furry sympathizing lies.


Originally Posted by
Luthor assigned the Gang members to guard Batman in shifts. When Cheetah's turn came, she unexpectedly found herself sharing the story of her life with Batman, who was a sympathetic listener. Succumbing to a rush of attraction, she leaned in and planted a deep kiss on him. Later, when someone from the Gang called the League to warn them about a bomb Luthor had planted in the Watchtower, Luthor reviewed the hideout's surveillance cameras, saw the kiss, and ordered her taken away (though the traitor was later revealed to be the Humanite). Grundy dragged her away, presumably to be killed, but she was later seen in police custody with the rest of the gang, meaning she somehow escaped


Originally Posted by
When Cheetah was left alone to watch Batman, she told him her origin, and how she sees herself as a freak. Batman told her that he sees a determined woman who's willing to lose everything for a cause she believes in; they then share a kiss.

She kissed him after he sympathetic listened to her story of fursecution. Negro dude saw this and thought she was the traitor. However, it was actually some other furry.

And I dunno about you guys, but I would make some sort of effort to avoid any sort of sexual advance from a furry. Like turning my head away or some shit. From what I've read on the instance, he was going for the wooing the furry thing though...

Edit: And looking at the picture and shit, it looks like he's got his mouth open for some tongue action. I dunno, guys. I dunno...

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