Re: naruto is horrible! LOL!
Scarecrow - Some guy addicted to porn, who managed, in a freak, hentai-related accident years earlier, to lose both his brain and his left eye.
Sausage is the main character of the series, although a fringe cult of deluded Swirlamagig fans claims otherwise. His ambition is avenging and resurrecting his fallen clan, or in more blunt terms, killing Hibachi and getting laid.
Swirlamagig Whirly - By any and all reasonable criteria that could possibly be applied, Whirly is the suckiest ninja ever. Seriously, nothing useful comes from this kid.
When she gets angry her hormones lose control and her PMS is formed as a seperate entity in her mind. Most notably, Haruno Whatsherface emerged from relative non-importance and obscurity to a state where her ambivalent romantic feelings and angst have all but swallowed the series whole and rendered most other characters redundant.
Psy - An underling sent to infiltrate That Team Over There on behalf of a generation-old fascist conspiracy within the village, codenamed "Psy" - nobody cares about his real name - is essentially like Sausage with a transmogrified personality and a belly shirt.