Welcome to the Caption Thread!
Making captions for funny pictures has been an internet hobby for as long as I can remember, I was surprised NL didn't have one (I searched).
Now I know this may seem similar to the Random Picture Thread, but there's a twist: for each picture that's posted, you come up with funny phrases or "captions" that go along with it.
I'll be awarding five points to the funniest caption for every picture, three for the second funniest, and one point for third funniest. Have fun with it.