Originally Posted by MikeyM1979
Drunken Lee vs Neji, BTS? I hate to say it, but I'm sure Lee would have the advantage there. Not that Lee gets any sort of boost in speed or strength while drunk, because he doesn't. What he does get is unpredictability. However, one good strike from Neji should take care of the drunkness of Lee, and it's back to regular Lee vs Neji.
Summoner Pain & Obese Pain vs Three Sannins.
Now, I only mention two Pain bodies because we've seen what they can do mainly. So that's pretty much handicapping Pain by 4 bodies. The Sannins will have their own handicaps: Jiraiya can go Hermit Mode, but he can't use Broken Frog Song genjutsu. Orochimaru can go snake form, but he can't use Edo Tensei, and Tsunade isn't rusty and remains unafraid of blood, but she can't open that damn seal of hers lol.
Both Pains would get raped very badly in that match....
All Jiraiya needs to do is dropkick Summoner, then orochimaru summons a bunch of snakes to distract fatty, then Tsuande appears from out of nowhere landing a devistating blow on Summoner's skull. (he's dead) lol..
Then for the fat one Jiraiya can just use the ultimate Rasengan and then while he is absorbing it.. Orochimaru can just impale the guy's heart (that Kusanagai sword).. and there victory..